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@DudeSpissed

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Atheist af....get off of my lawn..LBGTQ ally... I also rock the fuck out, with a little help from my friends... Bi af..childless cat ladies unite!

Cullman, AL
Joined January 2023
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@DudeSpissed
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9 months
@Sinfulskin2 Pass the smell test and it’s getting eaten, useful in a couple of situations
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@Brink_Thinker Still have one attached to my hands from 76, ffs
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@thismouththo420 Umm taking the fifth here
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@VodkaMuse Give me a color
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4 months
@OniNecrosis How about right on the floor, right there Lolol
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1 year
@notcapnamerica LLMMFFAAOO last words, “have a good day, bitch.” Lololol
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@Fayelacio 🔥🔥🔥
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@ThatEricAlper And not just because of today, zero bad songs here
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@aaamaryllisss 🔥🔥🔥
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@billifer1973 Sorry for the loss, damn, nope they are family, even more so because that love never is questioned…it’s just there every damn day
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@VodkaMuse Not as well as yours jfc
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1 month
@lilycrazed Hot af is the appropriate answer
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24 days
@Osborne__Cox Must be Trumps speech writer now
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@DudeSpissed
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Wife is gonna shit when she gets home, digging around in closets found these jewels…living room is my apartment now…I’ll decorate it as I see it…yes I am 17 years old in 86 again
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@aaamaryllisss 🔥🔥🔥
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@LiberalBitch_Jo It all looks the same in a pile beside the bed
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@aaamaryllisss Umm yeah lol
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@scarletmonroexo You’ll get us into KORN…easy decision
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@OniNecrosis I’d serenade it to you
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Yes, I have the most beautiful bitch in the world, Shadow, twitter folk, twitter folk, Shadow
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@MarindaVannoy1 If I pull up to house and wife’s car is there, yes
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@PandoraSylvana Boosted. Go hottie
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10 months
@mariana057 You know damn right
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@aaamaryllisss 🔥🔥🔥
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3 months
@OniNecrosis Hot vs hotter never gets old
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2 years
@Sophia_Nyx Catch Me If You Can…watched this morning
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4 months
@NoDMsPerfavore Ummm, slightly? Jfc
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1 year
@iamAtheistGirl Stepping through dip spit is not an antifa agenda
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4 months
@IRobBMar No its Thursday 😍🤪
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1 year
@punt_rd No skips allowed; what is an album that is a perfect 10/10 album, in your opinion? Pink Floyd , Animals
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@VodkaMuse Love not needed lick that ass ffs
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1 year
@justasisterfro2 The milk after is worth every damn penny lol
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@LoveTherapis1 It’s all pink on the inside
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@BennieDotGay 🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
@justasisterfro2 I love when people fuck around and find out lol
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4 months
@billifer1973 And our parents thought they were alcoholics, we drank more of their booze than they did…yeah ma and pa , most of that Smirnoff was water
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@TheExtremeMusi1 More Gen-Xers know this than boomers
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@NuckChorris16 Have I ever mentioned those lips? Goddamn
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@NataCataRose 🔥🔥🔥congratulations, damn
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@AmalgaMaiden You’d have to
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@ponygirl923 I’ve shared a dick pic or two, with people that wanted them, now ai get ads for dick enlargement.::🙄🥲😝😁 I wish I was kidding
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@OniNecrosis 55 with youngest 31, I think.. lol no clue
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@VodkaMuse Steps, it’s all about the steps
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Mufucka acting like she don’t know where the ball is at, trying to make me exert energy and shit
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@OniNecrosis I need to get in shape ffs
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6 months
Just found a king size Almond Joy I had hidden from the vultures around here and couldn’t be happier.. my own Easter egg hunt ffs
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8 months
@RockLovesMe2 The first 10 minutes were worth the purchase
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7 months
@OniNecrosis Fuck.. cat baths are in order
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@DudeSpissed
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8 months
According to my new followers, I am the savior of Gambia now, with a bit of donations, King of Gambia kind of suits me…Julius Dude? More Caligula… sorry Gambia
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@zackstanton The started singing “come Sail Away!”.., oh, just told that was Dennis, my bad
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@DudeSpissed
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11 months
Dude still here but is now carry two orange thingys on each side of the body
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@DudeSpissed
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1 year
Middle school girl just knocked on my door and I wasn’t packing…so I just bought 20 dollars worth of @Zaxbys coupons to help fund her band camp..,imagine that
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The person who posted this will not tell me what’s on the Kraft Mac n cheese beside the canned green beans and beside the canned potatoes, wtf is it?
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@KiwiBreeder 🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
Not nearly enough D.R.I. Chatter on the bird app, imho
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@VodkaMuse LLMMFFAAOOOO..damn, they just laying around the house up in here
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@Annie_Dro Moo moo buckaroo
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@ProtoProgester 🔥🔥🔥
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@Puckbunny13 O+ all y’all want my blood
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@blutubecardio Tina Ferner, yes I fucking rule
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@MarkEllison06 Something is coming out of hibernation ffs
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1 year
This muthafucka
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4 months
When your old and brush up against something, wtf did I brush up against
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@NotoriousPeach Good hand holds, love them
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10 months
Package at front door, im thinking, who the fuck is ordering shit, my name is on it, I am a proud owner of a drone, drunk ordering is a disease
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@Sophia_Nyx Legends Of The Fall
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1 year
@ponygirl923 That’s exactly the @GOP plan, let’s scale back time to when women and POC were beneath us old white men
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@aaamaryllisss 🔥🔥🔥
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@OniNecrosis You will always have the , “fuck you, I’m gorgeous!” Thingy
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Yeah, in case y’all didn’t know…and I know granddaughter needs to reel in the thumb, work in progress
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@VodkaMuse Just not nearly as much as I used to haha
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1 year
@WCRaustler Dude in the yellow shirt, moves like Jagger ffs
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1 year
@ponygirl923 Why is it that the women who are against abortion are women we don’t wanna fuck any damn way..paraphrasing GOD
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9 months
@CallionMonica Using only a gif, who is your favorite female character?
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11 months
@OMGIluvthatsong Echoes, if they can’t stand that, kick them out of your house and quit wasting your time
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@Abby_Velazq Tofu, because it’s gonna be on my stick
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1 year
Me and mom a year before she died
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Jesi 🔥🃏♠️
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I was 2.. 😊
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Fucker loves me more than most and may try to possess me, I’m in
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@Puckbunny13 @GuyFieri Brett Favre man, I enjoyed every fucking day of his playing career, then takes off the mask, “ fuck you Dude, I even steal from the poor”
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@rjkeats_98 Never seen a vagina grow from the neck though, jfc
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6 months
Jfc is it ever going to get dark again? Just go away ffs
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@RockNRoLL_85 And I’ll debate it to death
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@Super70sSports I celebrate
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@charmsblowpop Shadow says hey and if you fuck with her empty peanut packet she’ll bite you, lol
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@supavgjosh @FuukTwitar Dude we all fuck up, you are ok, no “being gone” bullshit
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AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top - Promo Clip (Remastered) via @YouTube it doesn’t get more rock n roll than this @marybaphomet
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@MarkEllison06 I’m a rocket man, hiiiiggghhh as a kite
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@VodkaMuse LLMMFFAAOOOO just bought an enema, Im willing to learn
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