Wife is gonna shit when she gets home, digging around in closets found these jewels…living room is my apartment now…I’ll decorate it as I see it…yes I am 17 years old in 86 again
@billifer1973
And our parents thought they were alcoholics, we drank more of their booze than they did…yeah ma and pa , most of that Smirnoff was water
According to my new followers, I am the savior of Gambia now, with a bit of donations, King of Gambia kind of suits me…Julius Dude? More Caligula… sorry Gambia
Middle school girl just knocked on my door and I wasn’t packing…so I just bought 20 dollars worth of
@Zaxbys
coupons to help fund her band camp..,imagine that
@Puckbunny13
@GuyFieri
Brett Favre man, I enjoyed every fucking day of his playing career, then takes off the mask, “ fuck you Dude, I even steal from the poor”