norah~ small but mighty 🔥
@TheNorahEffect
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Unapologetically optimistic • Left of Center • I post dirty memes • I cuss 😲 • No DMs,ty• I post food pics 🍲 • Music = life • #TeamNormal 🇺🇸
Colorado, USA
Joined March 2010
Closing my account tomorrow night. I know some of you are like- .“OMFG, we know, norah! .We get it. GTFO, already 🙄”. But there might be someone out there that cares and isn’t aware. I’m talking to them cuz I want everyone to come with me 😑.
My last day on here will be 11/23. I’d love to see more of y’all over on Bluesky! Please find me or just drop your handle below! 🥰🤗
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Best brother ever! . Praise be his penis…😂
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As usual, John Stewart is 100% spot on.
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I cannot handle this level of cuteness in one sitting 😫. And the end is, omg 😭
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Yes, it’s early but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this will be the best video you’ll see all day 😀
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This is so spot on 😂 . If you’ve ever been in an auto parts store then you know everything about this is so perfect 😂🤣
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I sat and talked to this beautiful young lady yesterday evening while sitting at the our hotel bar. She came here for a job interview, much took place on Wednesday. She’s from this small town in Tennessee of less than 1800 people. Bad cell reception and not the best water. She’s
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Ok, JFC, I’m not done. So we are all aware of what @KristiNoem did to her 14 month old PUPPY because she was too lazy to train it and she somehow didn’t think to re-home it or as a last resort, take the poor baby to a shelter. Right? Yes. We’ve heard it all day. Well, she also
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@Jessicam6946 I look forward to karma paying all those laughing idiots a visit in about 70 years.
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The fact that Jack Smith picked today of all days to personally go to Subway when he knows damn well he has more than enough staff to grab his lunch is indeed, a baller move.
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@InternetH0F That laugh and how it seemed he almost found pleasure in bringing her down tells me all I need to know about her day to day struggles. Beware of someone that takes joy in tearing you down and is pissed when you’re in a happy mood.
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Am I the only person in the twittersphere that doesn't smoke weed? Anyone? 😬.
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58 is ok I guess 🤗. Please forgive the red eyes. I’m in Vegas and it’s so smoky in here🥴
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I’m sure most of you have seen this video but I’m still just so utterly astounded at how lucky this snowboarder is that he was found.
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Good morning. According to the artist, this is Liam and he finally got the snow day he’d been wishing for 🥹
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He’s falling asleep while hosting his own ‘show’. But yeah, keep talking shit about Hunter.
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I loved my dad more than I could ever express here. But I DO NOT remember the date he passed away. I’ve looked it up multiple times for different reasons but it never sticks. I couldn’t tell you as I sit and type this out. But you know what I do remember? His birthday, and how he
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WTH, I’ll do my part. It’s been a while since I’ve been in a fight…. Let’s trigger the “I hate boobs” crowd next…
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56 years ago today- I was brought into this world. Crazy, crazy shit. .
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@iamalmostlegend So where’s the follow up post where she asks for advice on how to take care of his above the knee amputation.
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We took our beautiful mother out for her 86th birthday today and I just felt like posting her mug on Twitter. 🙂. And this is what the seafood ‘bucket’ she ordered to share w/ my sister. Needless to say they took about half of it home with them.
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Dammit, this makes me sad. He’s handsome and he doesn’t even realize it because assholes pick at our insecurities and make people feel uncomfortable when our uniqueness is what makes us beautiful. I fucking hate bullies, man. Ugh.
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You ever sit and wonder how anyone can actually think they look better since they’ve had enough plastic surgery to look like a complete different person?
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Racist Karen is coming in HOT 😂. Idiot 🖕
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Hubby’s a below the knee amputee (left leg)& when we moved a few mths ago he packed his biking foot & hasn’t been able to find it. While looking for something in an unpacked box,it was found. How many of u can say they were ecstatic to hear their spouse yell ‘I found my foot!’ 😂
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Isn’t my granddaughter beautiful? She’s a sophomore in HS.
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Last night I posted a pic of my beautiful granddaughter and a few people decided to tell her, via X, to clean her room. 🙄.She wasn’t in her room that’s her art room. And she also puts her makeup on in there. I hope I cleared that up for all concerned and you got some sleep 🙄.
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There’s more to love about Natasha Bedingfield than that one hit.
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Why do I know that Barron is 17 but his own brother clearly has no idea? .
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@notcapnamerica At this point I truly believe that we all just need to agree that the bear is the safer option. Fuck. .
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@SarahSevans2000 If they stopped and thought about it…time, wear and tear on their car, gas, etc, they’ll quickly figure out that what you’re asking is much less that what they’ll be investing.
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I have no clue who Colby Covington is but I’m really happy that he lost last night. Isn’t it amazing when MAGA loses they think it’s a rigged decision rather than just accepting that they’re losers?
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@OhOEvie Go to your local shelter and pick the first one that speaks to you. The older, the better because no one goes wanting them. 🙁🙂.
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If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?.Respond with a gif.
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I am CONVINCED Lin Wood’s tweets are taken straight out of Trump’s mouth.
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Is it possible to be crying sad and happy tears at the same time?
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Cringy bullshit. This short clip will haunt Tim Scott on a personal and political level for quite a long time. He knows he screwed up.
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57 no filter 🤷🏽♀️. QT with your age oh
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@BlakeWriting Atheists make good & bad choices all the time-just like Theists. It's just human nature. You see a 3 yo wanting to share their cookie w/ another toddler that doesn't have a cookie. They're not doing it because they're God fearing. It's just because that it's a good thing to do.
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I was scrolling in TikTok and SOMEHOW stumbled into BigTok and I’m not really mad
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Not gonna lie…shit like this scares me 😧.
"Me and millions of other gun-loving Americans are just waiting until Trump gives us the green light to take to the streets and start gunning down Democrats".This one isn't waiting next to the salad bar.that I can tell ya
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So hear me out. I made pork dumplings for dinner 😀 .And I made them low carb by using Napa cabbage as the wrapper instead of the regular dumpling dough. Anyway, the filling is the normal pork mixture of pork, soy sauce, sesame oil, rice wine, garlic, ginger, green onion, a
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What's really annoying is people are posting pics of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez from 2003 and then from 2021 and. goddammit, I'm not sure which is which because they both aged backwards 😭 #Bennifer
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@notcapnamerica That’s Mama Tot and she calls her followers Tater Tot’s. Shes pretty cool 🙂.
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@PanchoCuervoRVN And I’m pretty sure that instead of sitting in his dining room throwing ketchup, he could have told his zombies to go home way before 187 fucking minutes. He knows they have no mind of their own and he could have stopped it A LOT sooner. Or before it even got started. 🙄.
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If you believe Kyle Rittenhouse had the right to kill at 17 yrs old you should have NO problem with an 18 yr old going out to exercise their right to vote.
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@realpfp @Iamrachelpowell She acts like mom’s going away for 20 yrs when we know if she doesn’t mess up she’ll probably be out in 2-3 yrs. And if the other daughter was so worried about mom missing her wedding she could have held a private ceremony at mom’s house. And if this girl can’t wait to get.
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Poor Betty held it in as long as she could. 😂
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Election nights are when Dana Bash glances over to John King and wonders why they ever got a divorce in the first damn place.
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This place would not survive here in Colorado 😂
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Not gonna lie. I like celebrities and stuff but I don't pay attention to tabloids or scandals. But Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck being back together has given me LIFE. I have no idea why. If Brad and Jen could make it work too, I'd feel exactly the same. #Bennifer.
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Is it me or does she seem a bit hysterical? .It's kinda funny 😂
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Dixville Notch, NH’s polls have closed and the ballots have been counted. They have a tradition of opening at midnight and the count was complete by around 12:15am. There are 6 registered voters in that town and the vote count is 3 for Harris, 3 for Trump. 😑 . Crazy shit.
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The shape of the stage at CPAC is just a coincidence, I'm sure.
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Trisha Paytas singing ‘Shallow’. Yes, I know it’s old but this will always make me laugh like it’s the first time 😂🤣
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The type of content we need on this Saturday morning 🥹
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Dr. Phil, the man that holds a doctorate in clinical psychology along with a plethora of other degrees & things, believes that Donald Trump is sane enough to be the 47th president of the United States. JFC, thanks Oprah 😡
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It’s amazing to see all these people being released on bail. A true testament of privilege, right here. Woman who allegedly helped steal Pelosi laptop to be released from jail
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My husbands birthday is Wednesday and one of his favorite appetizers when we go out is Southwestern Egg Rolls so I figured I’d make them for him. They came out awesome
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@davenewworld_2 I don't know what's more embarrassing- the flaky sea salt I'm supposed to be snorting or the wood chips I'm supposed to be smoking.
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Chimichanga w/ homemade pork green chile, lettuce, tomato and crema 🙃
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Type the word music and the year you turned 14 into the gif search and post here what you find
Type the word music and the year you turned 14 into the gif search and post here what you find
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Easily one of the best looking men I’ve ever seen. Good lord…. Good morning and happy Wednesday
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You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do. ❤️😘
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@justbarryb I love how she called police and they recorded from beginning to end. I hope she received the punishment she deserved.
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@SouthDallasFood Outside a ballpark would be highway robbery. Inside a ballpark- it’s a GREAT deal 👍.
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@cctvidiots The pharmaceutical industry. The more deadly the disease the more expensive the meds are to the point where surviving can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars per year.
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@RonFilipkowski When you all the sudden see PDA from a couple that never shows PDA when there’s rumors of a breakup…🤷🏽♀️.
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@putinpuddinpop Oh Dan…take your 140 followers and talk your nonsense till you’re blue in the face. Leave that bullshit off my post.
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59 years around the sun and it’s been quite the ride! 🥹🤗
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If you were in NYC in 1984, you have them to thank for saving your city 🙏. IYKYK 👻
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I made pork belly. I wish you could hear the CRUNCH of the skin. It’s so good 😭
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