Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer1973
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Canadian living in the USA. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. I make beige look exciting. No DMs or lists please 💙 @billifer2023 (threads)
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When someone says “how you holding up?”and you’re hanging by a thread
#depression
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Go fuck yourself, Lilly. You are a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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So 7 months ago I decided to do a dry January as my New Year’s resolution. Today marks 7 months without a drink.
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Seven months today of no cigarettes and 33 days of no alcohol, but who’s counting.
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I just spent 5 minutes examining each of my dogs paws to find out which one had lost a nail. It’s a broken button.
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My Dad, 76 years old, the day after my parents arrived. Dads 😂❤️
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Am I lame if sitting on my back porch with my dogs by my side and drinking wine, is one of my favorite pastimes?
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Masks make my face breakout, so you know what I’m going to do about it? I’m going to keep wearing my fucking mask, that’s what.
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I REALLY wanted wine and cigarettes last night. Didn’t do it. Today is 54 days alcohol free and 238 days without a cigarette. Grateful.
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Today is a sad day for me. After 15 years of building a company from scratch, it looks like we are going to have to go out of business. Fuck Covid. 😭😭😭
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I stopped smoking on Independence Day 2021. Today marks 9 months without a cigarette 🚭
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This is the face of clinical depression.
“People don’t fake depression…they fake being okay. Be kind” ~Robin Williams.
#MentalHealthAwareness
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Not to brag, but I have several men in my DMs from Gambia who want to marry me 💅
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What has increased in price so much that you can no longer afford it?
I’ll go first. Concert tickets.
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Fuck setting the clocks ahead an hour. I’m setting mine back to 1995.
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Fuck chronic depression. My heart goes out to anyone who suffers from an “invisible” illness ❤️
This is the face of clinical depression.
“People don’t fake depression…they fake being okay. Be kind” ~Robin Williams.
#MentalHealthAwareness
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I’m 6 weeks into quitting smoking, and I won’t lie—I really want a cigarette 😩
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The last saved meme in your phone is why you aren’t getting into heaven…and go!
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I’m going to tell my grandchildren that this is Scott Baio.
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I’m 50, and fuck you.
@AynRandPaulRyan
Are you really close to 50 years old and dropping massive profanity daily on Twitter?
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Is it wrong to have a glass of wine at the airport at 5:30am?
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People who say that addicts who beat their addictions “shouldn’t be proud because they were wrong to start in the first place”, are not my kind of people.
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I’m terribly sad right now. Please don’t ask why. I don’t want to talk about it. Just post something kind if you care to do so. I feel so alone right now.
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Anyone else regularly type out an entire tweet then delete it because you fear it may offend someone?
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An average IQ of 70?
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The tow truck has been out there for an hour now trying to figure out how to tow my neighbor’s broken down Cybertruck 😂😂😂
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You want to feel old? Sixteen Candles was released 40 years ago today.
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My little old baby, Prissy, is blind so I have a hard time getting her to look at the camera. I finally got a good shot 💙
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Are you dressing up for Halloween? What are you going as?
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I haven’t been doing well lately. Drop a ❤️ if you’re feeling this way too so we know we are not alone. Please also “like” each response who responds with a ❤️. Xoxo
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The American flag and the color red (particularly red baseball caps) have been ruined for me. Anyone else feel this way?
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This, on the other hand, is the sweetest boy, Jack, who I lost about 5 years ago. You never get over the loss of a pet. 💔
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Was supposed to have an MRI today. They told me on the phone that it would be a $50 copay, then I get there and they said it was $1700. I walked out. Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck the US healthcare system.
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Just realized that today marks 5 months of quitting smoking!
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Kia dealership quoted me $950 for 2 tires and labor for my 2022 Telluride today. Ended up getting a set of 4 of the exact same tires including labor for $375 at Discount Tires.
#ShopAround
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Who else is a godless hedonist who believes that pleasure seeking will fulfill that hole?
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Here’s my 50 year-old “tamale”selfie. Now go fuck yourself.
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I’ve been wanting to get this tattoo between my shoulder blades for quite some time. What do you think of it?
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I’ll be taking a break from Twitter for a while to focus on some personal issues. Just didn’t want anyone to worry or wonder why I’m not responding given I typically post daily. I’ll check in periodically. Love you all 💜😭
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How I Meth Your Mother.
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I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he can get away with this, or the fact that 29K people “liked” it. Appalling.
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Well that’s just a fucking flat out lie. Reported for misinformation.
Abortion is never medically necessary to save the life of a mother.
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Like I didn’t feel old enough turning 50, but then they have to go and send you an AARP pamphlet in the mail.
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Reminder that May is Mental Health Awareness month. I couldn’t find a green ribbon emoji, so here’s some lettuce 🥬 😂
This is the face of clinical depression.
“People don’t fake depression…they fake being okay. Be kind” ~Robin Williams.
#MentalHealthAwareness
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Saw a neurologist today. Been experiencing some significant cognitive issues since having a major seizure 2 years ago and they’ve only gotten worse. Another MRI and cat scan have been ordered. I’m really scared.
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What was the first movie you saw that terrified you?
For me it was The Day After (1983)
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She fell in love with a chef and got baked.
She fell in love with a carpenter and got nailed.
Keep it going!
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6 years ago I married my best friend on Thanksgiving day, Our anniversary falls on Thanksgiving again this year. Happy anniversary
@CaldwellCreativ
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I was a shy girl and got picked on in high school. If you were a bully back then, know that that shit stays with a person for a lifetime, and you should be ashamed.
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I have never had children, but have plants, dogs, and a nephew that loves me. Happy Mother’s Day to me and fuck you, Alyse.
Mother's Day is not for:
Women who own plants
Women who have pets
Women who aborted their babies
Women who have never been pregnant nor adopted children
Women who are aunts, but have no relationship with their nieces/nephews
Men who pretend to be women
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Good morning tweeters! Today marks 3 months since I quit smoking 😊
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