Aubie, M.D. 🦚
@DrAubie
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If you die at the scene they can’t use you organs dumbass
A dark conspiracy I 100% believe is if you put organ donor on your license the first responders are more likely to let you die at the scene of the accident. Especially if it’s the end of the month and they haven’t met their quota
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And also on a non medical level if your conspiracy relies on thousands of people making $18/hour (horribly underpaid) to keep their fucking mouths shut, it’s not true lol
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Don’t come in here with they can use bone and tissue and corneas. You know damn well that’s not what we’re talking about here
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Hugh Freeze is more likely to get us on a 60 Minutes special than into the playoffs
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@_SilentPeach
@KinerdMccain
When you ask a Caribbean med school graduate what they’re gonna do when they don’t match into a residency
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Every decent person I know wants Hugh Freeze nowhere near Auburn. So logically we will hire him and he will coach at Auburn for the next 18 years
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Jimmy Buffett spends a year at Auburn and goes on to create some of the worlds best feel good music that will bring happiness for decades.
Bernie Madoff spends a year at Alabama and goes on to create the worlds largest ponzu scheme, defrauding millions of people.
#BamaHateWeek
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This is my promise to Auburn Twitter: I will catfish Hugh Freeze and incriminate him so he gets fired
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Yesssssssss pro family!!! Expand SNAP and WIC, expand school lunch and breakfast, increase public school funding, increase public library funding, increase the minimum wage so parents can provide. Make Alabama a GREAT place to raise a family!!!!
"Government is supposed to help us and our families, not prevent my son and his wife from having their first child or my grandchild." - Auburn Head Coach Bruce Pearl on the battle to protect IVF in the state of Alabama.
@StevenPearl22
@coachbrucepearl
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The Harsin era is probably coming to an end. And the worst part about it will be listening to months of people calling for Hugh Freeze and Urban Meyer and having to yell at my dad that I don’t want them no matter how much they might win
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@love_blackqueen
@unknwns0ul
@SpiffyWiggy
She did not do him a favor because she shouldn’t have dated him in the first place
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I don’t hate high freeze for hiring sex workers. I hate hugh freeze because hiring sex workers for teenagers when you are in a position of power is coercion and you are putting a young impressionable man in a position where he has to accept the services or go against the coach
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It’s almost like there was more than one reason not to hire hugh freeze
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@Malin_L_A_W_
@oopzallberryz
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in this thread. Do you know how simple it is to invest in mutual funds and have that grow while simultaneously living off it?
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Auburn football works better than it sounds, Georgia football sounds better than it works
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It’s almost like that’s why we have the House of Representatives
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They are the Vietnam vets of Stan accounts. They’ve seen war. They’ve been in the trenches. This is light work for them.
Britney stans I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game
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I am so fucking tired of people saying “people can’t disagree over politics anymore” like we’re debating tax policy or zoning laws and not moral issues such as dehumanizing LGBTQ+ members and ongoing wars that the US has their hands in
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When the refs steal a Kentucky touchdown vs when they steal our touchdown
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This is how they give kids the opportunity to report mistreatment, abuse, and rape. It also allows them a space for to speak honestly about drugs and sex so that doctors can have an honest conversation about the harms! If you don’t want this then you’re probably an abuser!
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Bama fans haven’t been this happy about hogs fucking someone since the last time they climbed into bed with their sister
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@_JHokanson
Hey hole why did you cut off the quote where you did? Our other journalists didn’t.
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@j2ads
@drewbrees
Pretty sure all the dudes on his team criticizing him went to college too. How are they uneducated again? Are you saying that because they’re black?
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Joe exotic to Donald Trump when he found out he wasn’t pardoned
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Look, I’m very guilty of participating in the “culture war” over Hugh Freeze.
But I guarantee if people didn’t have to dig their heels in over his ghoulish past behavior, this would be seen universally as one of the worst moments for Auburn football the last 20-30 years
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@UncleChaps
This must be that freedom everyone says that Texas has. Freedom to live your life unless you are LGBTQ (or need an abortion or want to smoke weed or want to vote as a minority)
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@MatthewHLeach
@ClowESPN
@AuburnFootball
Yes he does, because of he doesn't he loses every source he has, and we know keeping Jimmy Sexton on your good side is better than having a backbone or integrity
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I remember when being an Auburn man or woman meant something to our fans and alumni. This is just truly pathetic to see.
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My sources™️ are telling me that Auburn hasn’t made a head coaching hire because their top candidate, former Heisman trophy winner Herschel Walker, is in a run off for a US Senate position which ruined their hiring timeline.
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If you pick 7 you are a terrorist
OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)
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Lead recruiter securing our top class
Our class gone be top 10 by the end of the day just watch!!!! 😤🦅
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@jackrusher
@maureenflaherty
@ftrain
@toddedillard
That’s not really rich.... a sandwich vs leftovers can be firmly middle class
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Look, we all knew Bruce was Republican. It is what it is, a lot of our fans are. He also is allowed to feel any way he wants about all the anti-semitism going on, it is not my place to tell him how to feel as I’m not Jewish.
Liking Candace Owens is a legitimate embarrassment
This is really good reading and I believe an accurate account of the Kanye West Candice Owens Anti semitism story. My more liberal friends may not see it this way, but I believe it to be fair and true. I’m a Big Fan of
@RealCandaceO
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Hugh freeze has now embarrassed us on the football field. Fingers crossed he gets fired before he does it off the field too
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Go fuck yourself 1819
Auburn's Drake Middle School drag queen teacher resigns after backlash over comments
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@CraigMonger1819
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I hope everyone who threatened to kill me over not wanting to hire the losing SEC record nasty man is enjoying the game today. I know I am 😏
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After years of being the SEC front runner with a target on their back, it’s hilarious watching Kentucky fans try to cope with that fact that they’re not special anymore and that half the league isn’t scared of them anymore
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I'm happy for Bo. I hate it didn't work out at Auburn, but I'm glad it worked out for him
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What are your favorite southern sayings? Mine is a tie between "That dog will hunt" and "If God willin and the creek don't rise"
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I am a doctor who worked in COVID ICUs and 5 follow football coach is going to tell me I was filling out death certificates wrong
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@MaelForceOne
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This is quite possibly the most non-feasible idea I’ve ever seen
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This is what we get for hiring a fucking pervert
I want thoughts right now. Let the inner pain out.
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Because before it was monthly it was so expensive it was inaccessible to 90% of the people who wanted to use it
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Hagrid when harry and hermione ask what’s behind the secret door
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Dave Matthews Band
Fight me
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I just saw the news about the Dadeville shooting and I feel sick. Right up the road from where I grew up. People in a town and community I know are hurting.
This could have been my hometown. This could be any town. When will America wake up to protect our children??????
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@BMattAU
@AuburnFootball
What about his missteps at Liberty? And before he was at Ole Miss at Briarcrest? Also are you going to spell out what those missteps are? Do your damn job.
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Georgia fans need to learn how to act. This is a nice ass restaurant and they’re out here ruining everyone’s dinner
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Also getting hit all the time because they have no reason to protect you
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I do not know a single person happy that Biden is running again
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@nextyrforsure
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He is so Jesus like he had prostitutes in his inner circle! Straight out of the New Testament!
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Man FUCK this guy
WOW…
#Jets
QB Aaron Rodgers says that HIV was created by the US government.
‘The gameplan was made in the 80’s’
(Via NBC)
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The warriors were a superstar team because of curry, not the other way around chief
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Why don’t we pick just one orange game, one navy game and one stripe game. The rest can just be….games
🚨 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 𝗙𝗔𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗥 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘 🚨
Start planning your gameday attire today ⬇️
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Co-lead recruiter, helping secure a 🔥🔥🔥 class
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The stupidest people you know think they were right all along because something was updated four years later
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Walz is everything republicans cosplay as. A man with strong midwestern values, who believes in a strong family unit, and governs in a way that supports that family unit with sensible policies
Picking Walz is a massive gift to the Republicans. He's a radical Leftist from a non-swing state with a long history of insane statements, who presided over the burning down of his state in 2020. Kamala picked him because he's not a Jew, and she's Too Online™.
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