A dark conspiracy I 100% believe is if you put organ donor on your license the first responders are more likely to let you die at the scene of the accident. Especially if it’s the end of the month and they haven’t met their quota
And also on a non medical level if your conspiracy relies on thousands of people making $18/hour (horribly underpaid) to keep their fucking mouths shut, it’s not true lol
Jimmy Buffett spends a year at Auburn and goes on to create some of the worlds best feel good music that will bring happiness for decades.
Bernie Madoff spends a year at Alabama and goes on to create the worlds largest ponzu scheme, defrauding millions of people.
#BamaHateWeek
Yesssssssss pro family!!! Expand SNAP and WIC, expand school lunch and breakfast, increase public school funding, increase public library funding, increase the minimum wage so parents can provide. Make Alabama a GREAT place to raise a family!!!!
"Government is supposed to help us and our families, not prevent my son and his wife from having their first child or my grandchild." - Auburn Head Coach Bruce Pearl on the battle to protect IVF in the state of Alabama.
@StevenPearl22
@coachbrucepearl
The Harsin era is probably coming to an end. And the worst part about it will be listening to months of people calling for Hugh Freeze and Urban Meyer and having to yell at my dad that I don’t want them no matter how much they might win
I don’t hate high freeze for hiring sex workers. I hate hugh freeze because hiring sex workers for teenagers when you are in a position of power is coercion and you are putting a young impressionable man in a position where he has to accept the services or go against the coach
@Malin_L_A_W_
@oopzallberryz
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in this thread. Do you know how simple it is to invest in mutual funds and have that grow while simultaneously living off it?
I am so fucking tired of people saying “people can’t disagree over politics anymore” like we’re debating tax policy or zoning laws and not moral issues such as dehumanizing LGBTQ+ members and ongoing wars that the US has their hands in
This is how they give kids the opportunity to report mistreatment, abuse, and rape. It also allows them a space for to speak honestly about drugs and sex so that doctors can have an honest conversation about the harms! If you don’t want this then you’re probably an abuser!
@j2ads
@drewbrees
Pretty sure all the dudes on his team criticizing him went to college too. How are they uneducated again? Are you saying that because they’re black?
Look, I’m very guilty of participating in the “culture war” over Hugh Freeze.
But I guarantee if people didn’t have to dig their heels in over his ghoulish past behavior, this would be seen universally as one of the worst moments for Auburn football the last 20-30 years
@UncleChaps
This must be that freedom everyone says that Texas has. Freedom to live your life unless you are LGBTQ (or need an abortion or want to smoke weed or want to vote as a minority)
@MatthewHLeach
@ClowESPN
@AuburnFootball
Yes he does, because of he doesn't he loses every source he has, and we know keeping Jimmy Sexton on your good side is better than having a backbone or integrity
My sources™️ are telling me that Auburn hasn’t made a head coaching hire because their top candidate, former Heisman trophy winner Herschel Walker, is in a run off for a US Senate position which ruined their hiring timeline.
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Look, we all knew Bruce was Republican. It is what it is, a lot of our fans are. He also is allowed to feel any way he wants about all the anti-semitism going on, it is not my place to tell him how to feel as I’m not Jewish.
Liking Candace Owens is a legitimate embarrassment
This is really good reading and I believe an accurate account of the Kanye West Candice Owens Anti semitism story. My more liberal friends may not see it this way, but I believe it to be fair and true. I’m a Big Fan of
@RealCandaceO
After years of being the SEC front runner with a target on their back, it’s hilarious watching Kentucky fans try to cope with that fact that they’re not special anymore and that half the league isn’t scared of them anymore
@DrAubie
Oh man not you too. Just because they counted every death in 2020 as Covid doesn’t mean they died from Covid. I had it twice and it felt just like a sinus infection. But you can continue getting your annual booster
@TylerIAm
My favorite was the guy who was basically dating a really nice and hot witch and the post basically amounted to "she's an awesome person but her hobbies are making me fear for my life". People are WILD
I just saw the news about the Dadeville shooting and I feel sick. Right up the road from where I grew up. People in a town and community I know are hurting.
This could have been my hometown. This could be any town. When will America wake up to protect our children??????
@ClowESPN
@BMattAU
@AuburnFootball
What about his missteps at Liberty? And before he was at Ole Miss at Briarcrest? Also are you going to spell out what those missteps are? Do your damn job.
Walz is everything republicans cosplay as. A man with strong midwestern values, who believes in a strong family unit, and governs in a way that supports that family unit with sensible policies
Picking Walz is a massive gift to the Republicans. He's a radical Leftist from a non-swing state with a long history of insane statements, who presided over the burning down of his state in 2020. Kamala picked him because he's not a Jew, and she's Too Online™.