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well you sure as hell ain’t a basketball school
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“Don’t be sad because it’s over. Smile because it happened”
Congrats to
@UNCBarstool
on an incredible run.
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HRKFIROEBRIEBEIDJEOENEISHEOEBEIBEWUEUWONEEIOEEBEJOWEJ
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JERSEY BORN. JERSEY BRED. YOUR BRACKETS ARE FUCKED. KENTUCKY IS DEAD.
ONTO THE ROUND OF 32!!!!
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No, we took it from you.
WE HAD AN 8 POINT LEAD AND CAL ALLOWED THEM TO LOSE IT…
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PEACOCK NATION
TONIGHT, WE FLY AGAIN
THE GREAT HOLY WAR IS BEGINNING AND TENNESSEE IS STANDING IN OUR PATH TO GLORY
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Kentucky’s first round loss in the books. A few takeaways:
-No way to say it other than to say it was low energy.
-They are even more underwhelming in person.
-Guards “can’t shoot FTs for shit”, bigs are even worse
-St Peter’s got to do what they wanted, when they wanted
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THE SLIPPER STILL FITS. THE COCKS ARE STILL FUCKING HARD
in the month of March
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Brb taking a pregame swim in my new pool. It’s filled with the tears of Kentucky fans.
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time to start preparing for the greatest challenge in stool peacocks history…
vol twitter
tennesee, you’re locked in here with me until friday.
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We here at Stool Peacocks stand in solidarity with
@BarstoolILL
in their perilous plight against horseshit refereeing.
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The Auburn Twitter Mob is welcome to ride with us whenever.
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We will avenge you.
Pretty much haven’t had a bad shooting night in 2.5 fucking months and we have one tonight. Sports are stupid. Life is stupid.
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Who are you?
Yeah St Peters is cool, but Auburn invented using a peacock as a mascot.
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wow if only that was that was the biggest L that kentucky athletics has taken this year
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We might be the last line of defense against a potential UNC-Duke Final Four game.
We’re gonna need all y’all on Sunday. Sleep tight. Rest your voices tomorrow.
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Why the hell is this game so late? The Cocks need a tight twelve hours of beauty rest.
Anyway go Heels.
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THE COCKS ARE GOING TO THE ELITE 8
THE SHOE FITS!!!!!!
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THEY REALLY DELAYING THE START OF OUR GAME JUST SO WE CAN WATCH KENTUCKY LOSE AGAIN THIS IS POETIC
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We have Auburn twitter on our side?
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Saint Peter’s shoot around in the books. A few takeaways:
-No way to say it other than to say it was low energy.
-They are even smaller in person.
-Guards are below 6’0”, bigs are at least an inch shorter than listed.
-Kentucky should do what they want, when they want tomorrow.
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kentucky and purdue fans watching tennessee fans think they have a guaranteed win
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The last two 15 seeds to make the Sweet Sixteen were Oral and the Cocks and that’s no coincidence
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some may be asking who started cal’s downfall.
oops.
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Just remember one thing:
THE COCKS ALWAYS PULL OUT
when it matters most
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WE OWN THE STATES OF INDIANA AND KENTUCKY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I can’t believe
@BarstoolUK
,
@MurrayBarstool
, and
@BarstoolPU
forgot to wish us a happy Father’s Day 😔
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original admin logs back in and kentucky and purdue both lose within the span of 24 hours
👀
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sometimes the sequel ain’t as good as the original i guess
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Is anyone else rooting for us?
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You’ve never been to an elite 8, stop talking
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
DOUGIE BUCKETS GOT HIS OWN MERCH LINE, AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL
REP THE STACHE. CLICK THE LINK:
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Sending
@WarDamnStool
all the positive energy in the world right now. Peacocks fly together.
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No such thing
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We deserved a televised reaction from this guy when the clock hit 0:00
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seems it’s as good a time as ever to say hi!
Aggies have scored 90 2x this year…
It was both times they played us
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Original admin logging off again.
I shall return when it is time to piss Kentucky fans off again.
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I mean it could be worse, you could have had your basketball season ended by Doug Edert.
Knew our replies would be wild if we didn’t win it all & all of college baseball twitter is proving me right.
Still don’t regret 1 second of absolutely falling in love with a team that didn’t give a flying fuck about anybody that wasn’t in orange and white. Go Vols till I die.
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Duke fans don’t have to worry. Yankees’ Opening Day is right around the corner.
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stool peacocks picks today
arizona, gonzaga, michigan state, iowa state, nc state, tennessee, creighton
have at it
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well, last night was tough
congrats to tennessee. they’re legit. was gonna tweet some sappy bullshit but i got too pissed over the end of the kansas game.
the cocks will rise again.
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Well, it’s
@MurrayBarstool
up next.
Apologies to the Auburn fans that are gonna have to pick sides.
Sweet dreams, unless you’re John Calipari.
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THE MAAC FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT AGAIN
THE COCKS ARE STILL HARD TO BEAT IN MARCH
ST PETER’S IS GOING DANCING AGAIN
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Alright, real talk, all jokes aside.
We’re so fuckin proud of this team. We’re so fuckin proud of this coaching staff. The slipper still fits. It’s a great day to be a Peacock.
#StrutUp
🦚
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to anybody who doesn’t like tennessee, the color orange, or the size of peyton manning’s forehead, now’s your chance to ride the cock wagon.
this offer goes out to all kentucky, murray state, and purdue fans as well.
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Maybe Kentucky or Purdue would have put up a tougher fight against Kansas. Oops.
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Nothing but love. Y’all have a great program, great team, put up a great fight. GG 🤝
We could talk about the refs and the calls on our bigs all night long, but at the end of the day you can’t shoot the ball and rebound the way we did and expect to win a basketball game. Props to
@StoolPeacocks
. Y’all outplayed us on the night. Best of luck the rest of the way.
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Holy shit, this blew up faster than anybody’s bracket with UK in the Final Four
No I’m not gonna quit while I’m ahead stop asking
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Nah.
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Gonzaga rn:
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bold to assume i haven’t dabbled in the dark arts before
@StoolPeacocks
Not a chance you dont hate us after this. We do not know where to draw the line.
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