Young Harleezy 🕺🏾
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He/Him 💯 🤟🏾 @AuburnU 🐅- M.Ed @UNT 👨🏾🏫 ♦️ Proverbs 16:3 🙌🏾 #RavensFlock/#WarEagle 🦅 #OneForDallas
Dallas, TX
Joined February 2011
Cam Newton single handedly drug your mediocre at best organization to the Super Bowl and won your only MVP award. Not making room for him on this discussion/list is disrespectful AF.
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A grown ass man really just tried to put down a teenager about his acne. Grow tf up sir.
Did Bo Nix get shot in the face while dove hunting in South America, or are those meth scars all over his face? #RTR
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How you feel between freshmen and senior year of College:
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Justin Bieber leaving Selena for a Phi Mu from Auburn might possibly be the best recruitment tool ever.
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*Hears Mo Bamba playing in a public place*. My brain:. Don’t say it .Don’t say it .Don’t say it .Don’t say it .Don’t say it .Don’t say it . Me- “I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOES”.
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Friends: You trynna get Mexican and Margs?. Me:
What am I gonna do? Say no?.
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@miclee_ @FLOYDMONEY95 “ I know you smell the perfume. the make up on his shirt. ” dude was done lmao 😂.
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Man Mac Miller death different. Usually celebrity death doesn’t affect me. But this one just different.
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I heard the University of Georgia has a doctorate program for that.
BREAKING: Harry and Meghan have contacted Tottenham for advice on what it’s like to live without a title.
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@daweaver27 Sloths gotta be the high white guy that doesn’t bother anyone and always asks if you want a hit. The Shaggy of the animal kingdom.
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@laurrbor @CultureCrave Okay see i was thinking the same thing but also thought “okay maybe it’s because I didn’t see the scenes before this where it made us really pulled into the characters.” Idk.
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@Pollos_Hernandy I know Eddie Murphy was having so much fun in that cartoon studio recording them lines lmao.
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@FinesseEness There are specific things he said and different tones of voices that had me wholeheartedly fearing for her life throughout this video. What the hell is wrong with people.
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I actually just flew Lane Kiffin's private jet from Oxford to Auburn. He asked where the hoes at, I replied - "don't act like you don't already know". We both laughed. He otw.
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When she doesn’t wanna take a ride on your big green tractor:
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If you’ve ever been to Tuscaloosa and Auburn you know how truly inaccurate this is.
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When the Eagle won’t stop flying around the stadium so you gotta restart your WARRRRRR #WDE
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I am a. ⚪️ Man.⚪️ Woman .🔘 Auburn Fan. Looking for. ⚪️ Man.⚪️ Woman .🔘 Offensive Line.
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If it wasn’t for the football team, the University of Alabama would just be Ole Miss at best.
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I do hate Alabama. but how do you beat 2 conference opponents 120+ to 3 and drop in a power ranking. ESPN is so trash.
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Buckle up kid. It doesn’t get better lol.
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I just drove through Georgia’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to UGA and they said yes and I said oh yeah what was it like to be alive during yalls last national championship and they didn't respond and I said dang you rlly do go to UGA
I just drove through Auburn's campus and asked these dudes if they went to Auburn and they said yes and I said oh yeah what's it like to be sec champs and they didn't respond and I said dang you rlly do go to Auburn
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The College Football playoffs have been around since 2014 and Auburn has not made one. Bama bringing up football of course. But. The NCAA tournament Final Four has been around since 1939 and Alabama has not made one. But go off.
So like Auburn and the college football playoffs?.
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*gets to bar*. Bartender: so what kinda night you trynna have?. Me:
ruin my life.
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I just want to know when that sign became a White Power symbol and not the i get to pinch you on the arm symbol? . Lol I hate it here.
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When the Avengers just destroyed my apartment for the 3rd time and insurance said they ain’t helping with this one…
Tweet like the MCU is real.
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Jordan-Hare Stadium Resume: .Miracle at JH ✔️.Kick Six ✔️.Heart attacks ✔️.Get on the Jumbotron ✔️ .Start a Swag Surf ✔️.Storm the field (2x) ✔️.Beat Bama in final home game as a student ✔️. Thanks for the 5 years of memories JH. They won’t be forgotten. #WDE
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When one of your classes is in Goodwin Music Hall and your next one is in Lowder, but your CWE counselor told you you could walk everywhere on campus in 10 mins:
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Now what you’re not gonna do is disrespect the number one mascot in the country with that off brand excuse for a mascot.
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At Auburn “War Eagle” can mean . - Hey.- What’s up .- Go Tigers.- When you don’t know what to say next. - I just failed that test, but we’re going out anyway. - 26-14. And I think it’s the most beautiful thing.
At Alabama “Roll Tide” can mean . -Hello.-Hell Yeah.-Fuck it yolo .-Go Bama.-Let’s get fucked up on a Tuesday.-FUCK AUBURN!. And I think it’s the most beautiful thing
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Fact: the Vikings have not won a game since releasing Daniel Carlson.
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I mean I’d like to think we’re taking it pretty well. I don’t think any of us are planning to go poison Virginia’s trees or anything like that.
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I’m so sick of people forgetting Bama lost to Auburn 6 straight times from 2002-2007. Since 1998, the series is tied. The most Bama won in a row during that time is 3.
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"What's your name?". Harlan. "Harlem like the city or like the Globetrotters?!?". No Harlan. Like Harlen.
"What's your name?". Matt. "Matt?". Yeah.
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@TheBermyBie The domestic violence line has me cracking up every single type hahaha why he have to say it like that 😭.
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Auburn really about to get HUGH FREEZE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I’m dead. I feel like America in 2016. You have your first black coach/President so now you have to pick the worse white male human being next to balance it out.
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Having one big bar in Auburn is all fun and games until you run into your ex, the person you matched with on Tinder, your bad formal date, and the person in your class that keeps “asking for notes” even though they know you don’t take them all in one night.
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Somebody make sure the NCAA doesn’t see how big this ring is.
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I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I’d rather die.
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Hold up. why you using the Olive Garden app that much?!
Tip for my iPhone friends- if you think you may be addicted to social media (like me), you can go into your settings and see just how much battery (and time!) you’re draining on your social media apps. Beware, it ain’t pretty! 😳
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MOUNTAIN BROOK?!?!?! . I’m telling y’all something is gonna change. Has to. This whole thing is just different.
Black lives matter protest in the middle of mountain brook Alabama one of the whitest cities in America.
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Auburn hasn’t hit this many 3s in a season since Daniel Carlson was on the team.
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Top 25 favorite Auburn moments:.25. How.24. Am.23. I.22. Supposed.21. To.20. Rank.19. Them .18. All .17. I .16. Love.15. Everything.14. About .13. Auburn .12. It’s.11. A.10. Place.9. With.8. So.7. Much .6. Life.5. Wow .4. Seriously.3. War.2. Eagle.1. Kick Six.
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@MsJazzybelle When I taught World Geo and really realized how maps make certain countries bigger because our brains put size with importance, I was super shocked. This website I used with my students - .
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@islandthembo The other guy acting like he wasn’t gonna laugh is the best acting I’ve scene in awhile hahaha.
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If you start playing “Swag Surfin” by F.L.Y. at 11:59:27 PM on New Years Eve you’ll hit full swag surf right at midnight so you can start your 2018 off properly.
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@FUCCl Hello - indeed straight person here. I’m confused and no one has answered in the replies to what exactly is going on so can someone educate me?? Thanks!.
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@kyaxcheeks @briaarose_ That “grab the entire head and kiss any part full of hair” love lol.
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Now this. this. is beautiful 😢💙
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So we will now need a University Approved excuse to miss football games. Someone send me the Student Section Syllabus so I don't get an FA.
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Fun things to do in Auburn, AL:. 1. Go to Atlanta.2. Go to Birmingham .3. Go downtown .4. Pool.5. Hope there’s a home football game
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When Auburn is playing like Auburn and I try to act surprised:.
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It kinda feels like going to Georgia Southern instead of going to Georgia.
What was it like losing to a team you had already beaten, when It actually mattered
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In the State of Alabama, we call it the University of Alabama.
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Damn…. Harsin wasted this… Jesus.
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AU - Best Tiger in the Nation.LSU - the ugly cousin.Clemson - crackhead down the street.Memphis - little kid.Missouri - stung by bee. #WDE
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Y’all. Lol AU really just told Lil B to come here 😂
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@caseykfrey I feel like I understand everything way more after watching the animated version. Not that I truly understand, but like I still understand more.
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Again - racism isn’t funny - but this line has me DYING😭💀🤣
BREAKING: A judge unseals bombshell emails sent by Donald Trump’s son Trump Jr. in which he launches racist attacks against Mexicans and Black New Yorkers. In an email to one one of his best friends, Trump Jr. wrote that his friend should “Encourage the Mexicans to come to the
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Here’s the tea:. ) ) ). ) ( ) ) ._(___(____)____(___(__ _.\ Auburn University /. \ is a top 10 / _. \ overall sports /___ |. \ program /. \ /. \____________/.
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Interviewer: So we searched your name and went through your social media. Me:
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