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@juzores1900911
@okpolt
@Gurshinggranny
@NapoleonBonabot
You say that because you don't think marrying your first cousin is incest.
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@cornu__copia
I think it is just down to marginal people do marginal things. Converting to Islam is a bizarre thing for a Westerner to do, so bizarre Westerners do it. The occasional eccentric esthete, like Peter Murphy from Bauhaus, but mostly low status dorks and dysfunctional losers.
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For my part, every single block, follow, like, unfollow, mute, reply, RT, etc. is invested with as much emotional intensity as humanly possible. I block those I would kill on sight. I follow those for whom I would gladly die.
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@LemanWalters
@SquishyMrMallow
They are? Are you sure? The whole idea of Batman is inherently campy and they were all pretty fun. I mean, they're superhero movies, of course they're silly.
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@SamtheNightOwl
@traceoddity
No they're not and you know it. Mail theft is routine and routinely ignored.
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Man every time one of these RW Nietzschean heroic warrior culture types gets doxxed and it's another fuckin academic dork about my age I get more annoyed.
We had a whole fuckin war when you were in grad school big guy, you didn't go and now you're selling the kids on this shit?
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@eigenrobot
As a male between the ages of 18 and 45, you are a member of the unorganized militia, which means COVID stay at home orders violated your wife's rights under the 3rd Amendment
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@eigenrobot
They won't pose any organized threat but shiftless young men have been a problem since time immemorial; I had an anthropology prof who described all culture (semi-facetiously) as "the ways in which societies try to deal with the problem of young men."
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@eigenrobot
Wait wait wait hold up. Lawyers don't read the law? They study appellate opinions but not, like, the law itself?
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@SagtEsDemWind
@JesusChris40729
@GoreClipps
Killing wounded men who are not offering resistance is a war crime and an obscenity
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Another occasion to remind everyone that education majors are the stupidest people on any college campus and that education degrees appear to make them stupider.
RIP my mentions, but seriously…what makes anyone believe they’re qualified to homeschool their kids K-12?
it’s not as if teaching a) isn’t age-, grade-, and subject-specific; and b) requires a college degree in pedagogy
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@eigenrobot
Man this could have gotten me, someone telling me they wanted more IED in corporations and diversities would have have my full backing
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@Goodtweet_man
For some people it was the first time in their lives they ever felt any sense of meaning or purpose. You know how some veterans just can't let go of the service? Same deal.
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Two weeks ago I was told my position was being eliminated and today I got a job offer at another firm doing potable water, a field I have been trying to get into since I graduated. Thanks be to God.
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Gay commies desperately doing chest compressions on the author, calling for the AED, yelling for the crash cart, but it's too late, the author is dead, the work stands alone, and we read it how we please.
It will never not be funny to me how much this lot fetishise The Matrix, a strongly queer-coded film made by trans sisters about a multiracial group with a strong female lead who fight against militaristic, fascistic conformity brought on by a misplaced trust in tech companies.
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The United States has spent $32,900,000,000 on making anonymous buttsex with hundreds of dudes safe.
*within my lifetime* hiv has gone from being a de facto death sentence to something that can be more easily treatable than diabetes ! with access to medication it is almost wholly preventable ! we are in minuscule margins of risk mitigation ! that is *incredible*
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Ork Brand is a genuine old time internet crazy person, God bless him for keeping the old ways alive
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If sodomy is your vice, the government spends trillions to ensure you come to no harm. Meanwhile, we drunks continue to die invisible deaths for which we ourselves are blamed.
If we want to truly commit to HIV prevention, PrEP must be 100% covered. No exceptions.
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@eigenrobot
Has she painted your toenails yet
I went around with blindingly beglittered toenails for two weeks because mine would actually check if I had taken it off
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Why isn't Orc Brand speaking at the RNC
Just betrays a complete lack of seriousness
I am the battering ram knocking at the door to the leftists head. I am here to expropriate and repossess. I intend to live rent free here forever.
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@constans
@memeticsisyphus
We had a dude in a dress played for laughs at my HS play at a Catholic school in the South in the 90s. Drag as comedy has been around for ages and is pretty ubiquitous.
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Making fun of people for being angry about being lied to is peak boomer energy
> "a 4.0 GPA CS major can't get employment after graduating"
fixed it for you:
> "hoopjumper spends entire life jumping through hoops and is utterly lost when the trail of hoops to jump through abruptly ends"
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@bilbosfootcomb
For whatever it's worth, when I was training to be a combat medic, he was held up by our instructors as an example to follow.
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@LinkofSunshine
People always remember the successful protests that led to good outcomes, but they do their best to forget the terrible protests that led to bad outcomes... a lot of the time they're successful in memory holing it.
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Discourse has been done to death but I never miss a chance to remind everyone that education majors are reliably the stupidest people on any college campus, not excluding the football team and the groundskeepers.
Everyone who has been to college knows this.
You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.
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When you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression
Remember 3 years ago, when people were big mad over vague allegations of partisan bias at twitter? Seems quaint now.
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@TheUnaButters
@db_mcc
@MondaiMann
@gucci_dave
@memeticsisyphus
Don't you always react to slightly unsafe situations by doing incredibly dangerous things?
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If you want to watch certain people's brains stutter, ask which is worse: aborting a baby or saying the n-word
They short out entirely, it's fun to watch
People actually think doing a racism is worse than killing a child in the womb.
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Actually Chinese funding became too important on the radical left for Tibet activism to survive. I know it sounds crazy but I was there in the early 2000s when the Tibet movement died. It'd be cool if it were about aesthetics or whatever but it's about cash money.
The question of Tibet is interesting. In the past, liberals adopted Tibet as a cause because they prioritized an aesthetic of peace and spirituality. Now, they have forgotten about Tibet and adopted Palestine, because they favor a politics of war against the oppressor.
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Ernst Junger earned the right to say what he said, and what he said wasn't the uncomplicated LOVE WAR LOVE KILLIN SIMPLE AS the memes portray. If you spent your 20s doing a Ph.D. in being a giant queer and not dodging bullets, maybe stfu about heroic warrior culture.
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It's the same dynamic every time a narrative falls apart- the media scramble to "expose" their state partners in order to protect the media's own credibility. Oldheads will remember this song and dance during the years after 2003.
This framing is ridiculous. The press wasn’t “deceived”—it was actively complicit in covering up Biden’s obvious cognitive decline.
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@HarrierMagnus
@BivouacChillin
Between this and Napoleon it's clear that Scott is an example of the most repellent sort of Englishman.
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Steinbeck and Orwell, two of the most notoriously opaque authors
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@NephewJayden
@Jeniferium
Disagreeing with the Google HR department in even the tiniest detail is inherently un-punk
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Orthobros choose the bear?
“We’d rather have the turban than the tiara, and we mean it”
“Ok well enjoy it then”
“I can BELIEVE you’d say something like that!”
You guys act like a bunch of hysterical 14 year old girls
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People just blithely call this the hellsite as if LinkedIn doesn't exist
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Why are they always full of these womanish hysterics? They never muster a sincere note of masculine anger, it's always a deeply feminine panic. This guy sounds like a woman whose deadbeat husband spent the rent money on booze.
I'm reading the US v. Trump SCOTUS opinion myself. It is much worse than I expected. My thoughts below. A thread.
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@WB_Baskerville
Hi, I'm Gaius, this is my son Gaius, my father Gaius, my grandfather Gaius, my older sister Julia, my younger sister Julia, and my three daughters, Julia, Julia, and Julia. Love my Patria potestas!
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Babies are good. Yes, yes, in highly specific contexts and while engaged in highly specific behaviors they can be annoying- crying loudly on planes etc.
But if, in general, seeing a baby doesn't make you happy, there's something wrong with you.
Pro-natalism is the default and normal.
Anti-natalism is weird.
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I worked in jails as a nurse and this is 100% accurate. You meet a cop and you think, how do these goobers ever catch criminals? Then you meet criminals.
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For me the whole "heritage American" vs. "America as an ideal" thing boils down to this: is there somewhere else you can go? Because there's nowhere else I can go. I am an alien in every country but one.
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When I was in kindergarten, I got bored and left. Walked right out the front door and set off for home. Some lady from the school picked me up in a van but I learned that day- you can do whatever you want.
Share a formative experience you had in elementary school. Either positive or negative.
I'll go following Jasmyn.
In at least 3rd grade, but could have been 4th or 5th, we were assigned the individual class project of making a castle. It was the big project of the year and all
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Will Stencil is what happens when you have a guy who actually believes in his soul all the bullshit politicians and corporate messaging firms spew to squid ink everyone.
The far right is spreading because people’s information diet is now jam-packed full of far-right garbage, much of it presented as authoritative, or funny, or savvy. That’s it. It’s not lived experiences or economic conditions or whatever other thing you think it is.
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@KGBBooks
@Goodtweet_man
The people who complain about getting thwacked with rulers are always the ones who most obviously deserve to be thwacked with rulers
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Rumor has it my archbishop is in line for a red hat, which would mean a cardinal hates me by name.
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@massiusclay
@Pat06433597
@AuronMacintyre
The doctrine that under particular circumstances the Pope cannot teach error. He can casually say whatever he wants, but the doctrine applies to statements ex cathedra. It has a lot of complexities but basically he has to very formally and solemnly proclaim something infallible.
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It wasn't boring, I assure you. Bob Dole was a terrifying lich who was going to drag us back to the 19th century and institute a Christian theocracy. I have clear memories of every election since 1992 and in every one, the GOP candidate was a eldritch horror from beyond time
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I hate the whole we need to admit educated, hard working immigrants schtick. I especially don't want to admit college educated immigrants. Why would I want competition? Importing a million farm laborers doesn't harm me in nearly the immediate way admitting foreign CivE grads does
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@2Strong2Silence
@MidWestMet
Lmfao why the fuck is it Indiana's fault people on the south side of Chicago can't stop shooting each other
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The after building is ugly kitsch, but the before building looks like it means me harm, so on net an improvement
A library in Sydney was replaced with an updated student centre in the name of architectural revival, and as a brutalism enjoyer, this makes me very sad
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Really incredible the number of people who simply cannot comprehend not being a coward.
One of my buddies overseas ran up to a burning Humvee full of ammunition cooking off, calmly worked the door open and dragged a fellow soldier to safety. Not all men are cowards.
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CNN highlighting one of the areas where Trump beats Biden hands down
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Americans underreport British ancestry. In my own ancestry, the largest single contributions are from Scotland and England, with Ireland in a close third, but when I asked my mother where my family came from, she said we were Polish. I have one Polish great-grandparent.
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I think arming cargo ships is probably fine tbh. Historically they were armed. Weapons heavy enough to repel boarders but not so heavy as to threaten cities.
Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat.
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.
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Help! I Married an Incel!
A new movie from Lifetime
Incel just means socially beneath me to these people
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The probability of an outcome under a continuous probability function is the area under the curve of that function corresponding to that outcome. But the area under a point is zero, which means the probability of anything happening is zero, which is why nothing ever happens.
What controversial statistics take will have you like this?
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Dear Buddhists,
Are you aware of the fact that Siddharta Gautama, the fabled Buddha, is not mentioned in the Rigveda?
Signed,
Fuckin Retards
Dear Christians,
Are you aware of the fact that Jesus, the fabled Jewish Rabbi, is not mentioned in the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Signed,
Happy Atheists
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@eigenrobot
Liking Bush. When Sixteen Stone came out all the coolest kids I knew loved it, but by the time Razorblade Suitcase came around not only did everyone hate Bush, they all denied liking them in the first place.
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@VCBrags
@EthanEvansVP
Like telling Michelangelo there's still time to whitewash that ceiling. My man created a masterpiece. All-time post.
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So in the Democratic Party publicly professing allegiance to a foreign power is considered a negative?
Huh.
The sad state of the democratic party in 2024
If you want to become vp you apparantly have to distance yourself from being pro israel.
Shapiro Man, where is your spine, your backbone?
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@Brainpowah
I never thought he'd top "Tolkien pretended to be Catholic to avoid persecution" but what makes the greats different is that they are never satisfied
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@upstatefederlst
@MrPerkwile
I am gonna get dogpiled all day for being old and missing some blurry text mixed with with a bunch of computer code gibberish huh
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@chavablanco
@PamphletsY
Dang so you're saying even after an absolute and total defeat Japan didn't have to change its language? So victory and defeat might not be best measured by language adoption?
Google the word "Finlandization"
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Yes absolutely this is all true and I endorse it 100%
Let's try to apply antisemitic standards to another nation: Turkey has no right to exist. It's an illegitimate occupying state. It's not Turkey, it's Byzantium. Turkey is a terrorist settler colony on Greek land. Greeks have the right to resist Turkish occupation by all means.
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It's like strippers. Should there be strippers? Nah. Am I fired up to go on jihad against strippers? Also nah. Why? Because the strippers are in titty bars and I can readily avoid titty bars.
When drag was in nightclubs and cabarets, nobody cared, not enough to act at least.
If you're still offended by people in drag, please grow up.
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Isn't she a citizen of the UK? Electoral interference is when people have opinions I dislike.
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I edited my employer's email sig template to remove the pronouns. No pushback yet.
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Serving in the armed forces of a foreign country should cost you your citizenship
Holy crap! Rep. Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) and Rep. Max Miller (R-OH) have introduced a bill that would extend the same taxpayer benefits to Americans serving in the IDF as if they were serving in the US military!
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I told my son he couldn't have the Silent Hill 2 remake until he cleared all his missing assignments at school and he is currently beating the shit out of his heavy bag
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Incredible amount of supernatural faith baked into this statement; I wish I could believe with the surety of the baby killers.
@PartTimePilgrim
@DermotKearney3
@cladery1
@Deaconalanhaley
No, killing an embryo/fetus is not exercising force against it. The relevant force if force against a mind, against what someone thinks and chooses. Rights protect the mind of the individual, which is why a brain dead person doesn't have rights. The person is gone.
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This isn't an either/or. Many critical components of a building are not readily accessible after construction (try to look at the plumbing and wiring inside your walls). Abolishing codes would send transaction costs into the stratosphere.
What's better:
A. Everyone can build a house the way they like, without any codes or oversight. When they sell, it's sold "as-is" and the buyer is responsible for making it safe.
B. Every house that is built is subject to intense, costly, often corrupt governmental scrutiny in
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Periodic reminder: if you are one of my mutuals, you can use my veteran status whenever it might benefit you, be it discounts, the parking spots at Home Depot, whatever. It's not stolen valor if I am letting you borrow it.
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The fuck I will, this is America
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My biggest regret in life is not having more children. There were medical reasons we couldn't and I love the ones we have, but not a day goes by I don't miss the one we lost and regret the ones we couldn't have.
Hopefully my kids give me a bazillion grandkids anyway.
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On this Memorial Day, please pray for the souls of:
Nick Crombie
Joseph Gilmore
David Figueroa
Leroy Webster
Christopher Kurth
Marisol Heredia
Evans Hanson
All of whom gave their lives in their country's service and all of whom were known to me personally.
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