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@lordhoagie

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Should I post music I'm working on?
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@DisgracedProp Damn dude, just let him have his sobriety.
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@lillybilly299 You can offset the calorie deficit with exercise.
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@thephysicsgirl Do they treat COVID with chemotherapy?
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@Taino1491 There we go. Beautiful sky.
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@_rathbone Is this parody?
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@SydneyLWatson @Sargon_of_Akkad Oh no! How dare people criticize women for goofy behavior on the Internet!
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@whstancil Illegal immigrants commit their first crime when they cross the border.
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@718Tv :washes hair once: "I'm trans now, and do girly things like use shampoo! Have you guys ever heard of conditioner?"
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@whstancil Weird slam on iceberg lettuce and cheddar cheese. I'm sorry you have a peasant palate.
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@edtertainerd Why are you depicted as a lion?
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@KILLTOPARTY Where'd her thigh gap go?
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@AtheistTakes @preal1999 Without an ultimate standard of what is good (God) you can't have evil. You get moral relativism and good and evil become subjective.
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@tx2official This is butt rock.
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@rubodubo TL;DR being a homewrecker isn't what it's cracked up to be.
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@OsoBlanc0 "But everyone is rich, multicultural, and society is flourishing." "No, you don't get it! You don't want this!"
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@airbagged Is this a demon?
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@KILLTOPARTY Wait until this guy hears about black women's hair.
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@Higginbotham4WV This is a wholesome photo of you and your son.
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@Lilith_Atheist Christians invented hospitals.
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@718Tv He's a shepherd of losers.
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@whstancil Still no signs of refutation.
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@diapertycoon Justice for Taylor!
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@KILLTOPARTY The correct answer is: "let's move this to the shower."
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@KILLTOPARTY Brutally Mid is the name of my new tough guy hardcore band.
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@wigger Standin' by
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@whstancil None of what you've been doing all day is an actual refutation of arguments made and makes you look like you have no idea what you're talking about.
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@sinxoveretothex @lillybilly299 If you're doing a moderate amount of exercise a week you can boost your daily calorie intake pretty significantly.
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@IndSocEnjoyer This is all I ever wanted.
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@Wickypid @LeadPipe_Images you will never be a woman
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo 2 consenting adults engaged in a relationship.
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@whstancil Old woman feels cheated by the system. Snarky, gay, government worker feels no sympathy. This is the perfect allegory for the Democratic Party.
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@KateLawrence22 @iamAtheistGirl "Well, well, well, if it isn't a woman! What are you doing out here all alone, sweetie?"
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@JenkinsKari7777 @Volcanicthought Yea, why aren't more people picking up on this?
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That's because it's not a mirror.
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I haven't seen a single woman wearing this in public
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@kalebjackson00 Is wearing women's clothing worth all this?
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@bluefolf Aren't you a furry? I thought you guys shit outside.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Again, they're both adults. Unless you're trying to say the woman had no agency over her actions , I don't know what else I need to understand.
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@whstancil This you?
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@plzbepatient The one time you want to see socks with sandals.
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@GeneforTexas This doesn't sound like you are "forTexas", Gene.
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@pegobry_en Surprised she didn't look at him and say "yea well we wanted a daughter."
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo You can be coerced or forced into something you don't want, but you still have agency over your actions? How does that make sense?
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@phemoid Weren't you ®aped? This seems like odd messaging to send out to other women.
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@whstancil Are you going to respond in any meaningful way or just call people racist, dude? Refute the arguments.
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@ThirdPlace8 @lillybilly299 10k steps a day is all the cardio you need.
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@DurrutiRiot "Wealth is 3 bags of Doritos."
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The guy on the left sells cocaine to high school kids. The guy on the right sells cocaine to the guy on the left.
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@DestinyHeyen @lillybilly299 Sounds like you have other serious health issues if you don't have any energy after work.
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@RobProvince Vibe checked?
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@KILLTOPARTY I bet she makes a good breakfast and is fun to be around.
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@KILLTOPARTY Glad to see you're feeling better. Would.
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@simmenfl @kangminjlee @AsianDawn4 Recognize patterns and judge accordingly.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Why should I feel sympathy for someone who put their hand in a box of glass? I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at with this analogy.
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@dickmasterson You sound gay. No offense.
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@SilentB123 @BrettRichey @ikestoys @RepRichDangler @HoboStew @whstancil This is what the graph would look like if the y-axis wasn't capped at 4k.
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@KILLTOPARTY I use my back pocket. It's a relic from smoking cigarettes.
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@nycDSA Do I need separate tickets for my alters?
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@JeremyFragrance Are you the guy who coughed out a tonsil stone?
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@jackanfer What are you playing on your speaker?
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@AFellaNamedGus @ksorbs Homeboy has been consistently working in film and television for over 30 years.
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@Lilith_Atheist Atheists are upset about donations to the poor and other community service programs.
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@whstancil Oh look the rich are getting richer, meanwhile everyone else is paying $200 for half a week worth of groceries with a 2020 salary. Thanks, Shill Stancil!
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@HunterAA6 You should ask yourself why he chose this year and not the 3 previous years he's been in office, and you might understand where the outrage is coming from.
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@WomanDefiner "you had a gun" "it might have looked like it"
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@KILLTOPARTY The answer is yes. On the night of the arson, while she's riding high on the adrenaline of having burned down an abortion clinic.
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@Debunked_101 Believe them about what exactly? This ad is very vague.
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@KILLTOPARTY Solid plan. Money will definitely fill the void of years of emotional turmoil.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Ok. Why should we excuse behavior for people who know better?
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@MonicaHesse The never ending ridicule I would have received if I handed a girl in my high school a tampon would have been su¡c¡de inducing.
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@KILLTOPARTY Normal women don't.
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@OrdinaryGamers Yea but like why are Indians eating cow excrement?
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo You would possibly pursue a relationship with a married man? You wouldn't back out of the relationship when you didn't want to be in it?
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@KILLTOPARTY You forgot somebody.
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@RedEye_Saruman @Justice_forum @Cernovich You're watching the credible source.
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@KP4NC Why are you upset with rural Americans?
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@marctwomey11 @Howlingmutant0 @whstancil What specifically has he destroyed?
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@2Strong2Silence RIP Black American.
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@Rarecandypod1 @ShaunZooBox Right-wingers discovering that art requires empathy, something famously lacking from your political sphere
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@HollywoodHandle Good mustache.
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@Andy32mw @anthonydathird @therealmrdaddy1 @Parabellum2021 Bingo! Police reports don't typically mention how they feel about an incident they're investigating ("absolutely disgusted").
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@krassenstein @TheHoleTweet Now do the showers with dad part.
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@BornLik23266 I have two. 1. Who actually burned down the churches? 2. What was the live black metal music scene like? i.e. Who organized the shows? Where were the venues? What were the crowds like? What happened after the shows?
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@KILLTOPARTY Getting to third base with a 47-year-old woman sounds odd.
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@KILLTOPARTY That broad on the left... I'm midzmerized.
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@0x49fa98 "Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!"
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@libconservative @Manchu__ He's a grown man, not a child. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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