Beth
@Dirtdragonmom
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Follower of Jesus. Joyful wife. Homeschool mom. ENFP. Redhead. My content focuses on the hilarious journey of being a mom and the beauty of a simple life.
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So I accidentally attended a stranger's birthday party today. Took my son to the park. My son started playing with a little girl. I noticed her parents were setting up for her 5th birthday party and looked very stressed and panicked. I have 19 girl birthdays under my belt, so I
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So apparently my 6 yr old son is planning to become a sheet metal apprentice when he is 18, get married to a "sweet wife", and have 5-10 children. They will all live in a tree house that overhangs a river and he will catch salmon to feed his family with. He has a plan.
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Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
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@Brink_Thinker
It really does! I am the recipient of it so often. Yesterday a lady bought my son an ice cream cone because her kids had them and she didn't want my son to feel left out. She just completely surprised us.
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Does anyone else have a husband (or is a man) who likes to always sit with his back to a wall, especially in public places? So no one can sneak up on him? My grandpa would never sit anywhere with his back exposed and my husband is the same way. I love how protective he is. 🥰
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@CarolineCoramUK
I got cake, a butterfly tattoo, AND one of those clear bouncy balls with the colored bits inside! It was a rockin' party.
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Does anyone else frantically try to make sure their house is clean on the morning they are leaving for a trip?
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I really wish there was a version of X just for homemakers so we could talk about kids and cooking and sewing and all the lovely happy peaceful subjects without random weirdos being rude and obnoxious.
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My son informed me last night that all his recent sleeping problems were a result of not enough bedtime cheese. It was actually a 6 yr old molar coming in, but he is firmly convinced he just needed more cheese.
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As a West Coast woman, I am overcome with jealousy of all these places with something called "Aldi" stores where one can find the BEST deals according to the Internet. Is Aldi truly the frugal housewife's promise land?
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Does anyone else have that little voice in their head that commands you to double the amount of spices whenever you are measuring out cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and cloves for baked goods?
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I have no idea what I am saving this box for, but it is such a good thick study non-Amazon box that I have to save it for something, right?
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@TweetMyDaughter
Definitely for me. "Oh you have kids? I have kids too. We shall form an eternal bond of solidarity and coffee to survive these glorious wild creatures."
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I know there are exceptions, but it has been my observation that every woman, deep in her heart, desires to be fancy on occasion. To put on the beautiful dress, sip out of a tea cup, & wear the sparkling jewels. We can be the most practical homemakers alive and still dream of it.
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This is where my husband and I got married. The whole set up cost about $60 for the chiffon, wire, glass globes, battery powered tea lights, and roses. The chairs were borrowed. The rock "aisle" was from my dad's rock collection, and the site was at my mom and dad's property.
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How many of you are on Team WAPF? I am trying to convince my husband that this is the way to lose weight instead of just doing low carb.
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@DuckieLouise
My husband calls me "the cat lady" all the time. He is just jealous because they come when I call and not when he does.😹
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While on a bike ride...
My son: Which side is starboard?
Me: I have no idea.
My son: Haven't you ever been a pirate?
Me: Ummm....no. I have never been a pirate.
My son: Are you SURE you've never been a pirate?
Me: I am sure.
Updated knowledge: Starboard = Right
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The bakery used the invitation as inspiration and hit it out of the park.
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@musings_blonde
Historically, aspics were made of very nutritious gelatins derived from animal bones, but were very labor intensive. Dinner party food for the wealthy. I think the people in the 60's and 70's were just trying to be fancy and elegant.
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6 yr old: How many days are in a year?
Me: 365
6 yr old: That is too many to handle.
Me: I have to agree.
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I figure I must be doing something right as a parent when my 6 yr old boy is asking me to read him Beatrix Potter stories at bedtime. Most of them were written around 1905, so the language style is a bit difficult, but I think he feels a kinship with naughty rabbits and mice.
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@missionMamabear
I've been praying for new friends in my area lately, so I feel like this was an answer to prayer.
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7 years ago I met this 22 in. 8 lb 13 oz little warrior and my life was never the same.
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I feel like blessing a woman's beautiful hide is an underused complement these days.
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@ryancduff
Yes, but of course my new friends are introverts. 😂 And tulle is very important. You have no idea how important it is.
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A thunderstorm is brewing outside but I managed to pick some fresh dahlias before it hit!
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This is my kitchen cabinet door.
Does anyone else see a pig face?
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We had some amputations, but the traumatized octopus lives on.
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Had to dash into Old Navy for some emergency shorts and all the women's ones had a 3 inch inseam, so I went to the middle aged dad section. Found some that are modest, comfortable, half the price of the women's, and are a lovely deep green color. Why are women's fashions so
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@harmonizedgrace
Tips on how to involve your small child in the process of cooking the recipe.
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@ryancduff
Lori also posted a retraction on this one. Why are you going after a fellow Christian?
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Hospitality tip
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You can make cookie dough, form it into balls, freeze them (not touching), and then store those balls in a Ziplock freezer bag. Write the baking temp and baking time on the bag with a Sharpie. They can be baked from a frozen state. Just add a minute or two to
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How did your grandparents meet? I will share the story of my maternal grandparents first. The year was 1945 and he was a 28 yr old logger from Minnesota. She was a 24 yr old working in her family's cafe in Missouri. My grandpa took one look at my joyful brown eyed grandma and he
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Some girls want designer purses and fabulously highlighted hair. Some want a collection of 400 mason jars for canning, a flock of chickens, and a root cellar. Others want a secret garden and floor to ceiling bookshelves. You really can't lump all women together into a stereotype.
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A girl just doesn't realize how many recipes call for worcestershire sauce until she runs out of it.
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Not sure what my latest dahlia is called but it looks like it is wearing a Friday Night Outfit!
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It is Friday! I'm actually stuck at home with a severe head cold, but in my dreams I am wearing this gorgeous floral number at a charity ball that is taking place in an air conditioned art museum. What are you wearing for your Friday Night Outfit, my people?
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Do you have anyone you disagree with on several key issues, but they are so kind and respectful that you are able to stay friends?
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It is time to reveal my Friday night outfit! This one reminds me of an exotic flower.
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@harmonizedgrace
Not to mention stealing valuable time away from families in the late afternoons and evenings and making cooking good dinners difficult!
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Hanging basket season is here! Look what my husband bought me as an early Mother's Day gift. 🥰
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6 lbs of grass fed organic ground beef and 4 lbs of Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar all for $46 at Safeway today!
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I might start introducing myself to strangers like my son does...
"Hi! My name is Beth. I am 42. I'm big for my age."
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Should the large $3 bag of frozen peas I buy every week or so to feed the wild ducks be classified as "Entertainment" or "Groceries" in my budget? 🤔
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I know I am a bit early, but I can't resist unveiling my Christmas cards for this year.
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@homemakinghunny
Me neither! Is it too much to ask for sleeves or at least thick straps that cover our undergarments?
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@VeiledGlory
My husband likes a good dinner every night with plenty of leftovers for his lunches and an occasional baked good. Add that to having clean clothes and he is happy. Sometimes I think the wives are the ones making it complicated.
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I exist on this app solely to get inspired by my mutuals, love on them, and leave wacko comments on their posts.
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How is it that I, an adult human, have a much stronger sense of kinship with paintings of chubby little mice and rabbits than I do with the majority of other humans?
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My 6 yr old:
Daddy is very grumpy. Is it because he is still being sanctified?
Me: Yes, we are all being sanctified.
6 yr old: Is Grammy being sanctified?
Me: Yes, even Grammy.
6 yr old: 🤯
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My husband is the best man in the world and I hereby challenge all wives to argue otherwise. My man is hardworking, humble, completely dotes on me, and has an amazing sense of humor.
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I still like to chuckle from time to time about when I was new on X and thought "engagement bait" meant you were fishing for marriage proposals. 💍
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Not only did my husband manage to get our clogged pipe clear after an epic battle, but he even shampooed the carpet for me that got messed up during the epic battle (it needed it badly even before that.) What a hunk! I have the best man ever. 🥰
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I love it when I find fellow women who share my priorities.
I can’t afford to be verified, I need that money for cheese.
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Respecting your husband's leadership will not morph a good man into a narcissistic dictator. Submitting to a kind husband will not make him a monster.
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People just don't warn you how essential knowing how to draw dinosaurs and dragons is when you have a son.
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My heart wants to be at the beach instead of at a ball tonight, so I propose we go vintage beachwear for our Friday night outfits! Weiner roast at the bonfire followed by a sing-a-long!
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So this is awkward as I have been active on X for 6 months now, but I am still not 100% clear on what "Reformed Theology" is and I have decided to throw caution to the wind and ask. I am coming from a mostly non-denominational background with Baptist roots.
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My husband is an absolute stud who lives out God's command for husbands to love their wives. It is not my birthday, anniversary, or any other flower giving occasion. These are "I know you are having a rough day" flowers.
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I talk a lot of smack for someone who would probably just smile warmly at you and offer you cheese in real life.
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What my husband doesn't know is that I generally live off of apple slices, cheese, grain free crackers, and a little dried fruit for lunch when he isn't home.
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Never assume a child's age and maturity level based on their height. My son is turning 7 this weekend and is already the size of a 10 yr old.
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I just held my daughter captive until she wrote all her thank you notes for graduation presents. My job as a parent is now done and she is set free into the world.
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My 6 yr old keeps referring to his dad and I as "Man and Woman who are married." Loudly. In public.
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My dahlias have begun blooming! Still waiting on several more varieties, but here are the early bloomers:
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Pretty proud that I made this all by myself. My large red
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exploded dramatically yesterday, so we had to make an emergency run to Hobby Lobby. The octopus is holding the little gold one we found.
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My husband is building me an 8 ft long bookcase for our new homeschool room! No flimsy IKEA bookcases for us! It does mean that I will have to own 4x the number of books though. Such a problem to have. 😜
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In honor of my crazy balloon arch endeavors today, please allow me to present my Friday Night Outfit. Who is joining me?
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Why do I get so shocked by how hot it is every summer? I'm 42 years old. I should have it figured out by now.
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My 6 yr old: How long did it take Daddy to find you?
Me: 42 years
My 6 yr old: All that time to find ONE girl?
Me: I'm really good at hide and seek.
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@harmonizedgrace
Hmmm....this lady is making a perfectly reasonable and healthy statement. I better escalate it into some horrible interpretation that has absolutely nothing to do with the original content.
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In case you were wondering what sort of memes my husband sends me...
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I don't think my husband considered the fact that we can see a large pro firework display from our front porch when he bought the house in 2003, but I have to admit it is a big perk. I am so thankful that we don't have to drive anywhere tonight!
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Around 3 months ago I had an online template of a squid printed on blueprint paper and bought some fabric, only to pawn it off on my mom to sew because she is retired and I had far too much on my plate. My cephalopod enthusiast son is beyond thrilled! He has a couple of smaller
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Being married to a non-fussy easy going man is the bee's knees. I just can't say enough about how kind my husband is. 🥰
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