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Husband: Who scratched the truck?
5 year-old: I’m 160% sure it was mom
Me: What?! I’m 160% sure you don’t know what you are saying
5 year-old: It means I’m absolutely sure it was you
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When my dad left my mom after 20+ years of infidelity, many of her friends stopped inviting her places, even if it wasn’t a couple thing. Years later she told me how lonely she was & it breaks my heart to imagine it.
My mom had gone through so much & she is such an incredible &
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My mom was only 42 when my dad left but never dated, not once.
She always said, “I’d never trust anyone who wanted to date a woman with 5 young girls”
Apparently last night a local mom walked in on her bf SAing her 6 year old. Timeline is unclear but her friends arrived to her stabbing him over and over and over
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@PicturesFoIder
Why do people aggressively record interactions with teenage minimum wage employees? It’s weird
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Thoughts on this mushroom chair? It’s unique, that’s for sure!
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The people I know that order door dash & Uber eats are chronically broke.
The people I know that have stable finances never use these kinds of services.
Do you find this to be true in your experience?
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I didn’t get a purity ring from my dad.
I wasn’t told to wait until marriage.
I wasn’t supervised from after age 13.
All you talking about the toxicity of
#purity
culture should know:
THE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN HAVING PARENTS THAT VALUE YOUR VIRTUE.
Way worse.
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As excited as my husband was to get positive feedback about the porch he built for me, he kept saying, you should’ve shared this picture with the cat! So, here you go…
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@PicturesFoIder
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with waiting until you are married, but most of what I see regarding this kind of purity culture seems odd (especially when recorded & shared on the internet)
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@Rothmus
I once got asked to teach an 8 a.m. class & I refused. They shouldn’t even have 8 a.m. classes.
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Stomach pain & bleeding persist. Continued prayers appreciated. I am down 5 pounds this week & I was already under weight. MRI later this week.
Crohn’s disease sucks 😔
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My husband wants to relocate to Colorado, I can see why, though I’ve never been.
Have you traveled or lived out west? What are your thoughts?
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@mandalynns23
Girl. This post went wild! I also used to have fines at the library that would prevent me from getting more books 🫣
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@PicturesFoIder
We don’t know anything about this situation. She could have special needs, who knows
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@clhubes
Definitely realistic, money and time change people and we all turn into our mothers 💀
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@emilykmay
I think anyone who says they know what they would do in this situation is being dishonest with themselves.
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@russwilcox42
@SameeraKhan
Weed is about the only thing I disagree with my conservative friends about. Anything in excess is bad, but a little weed in place of a glass of wine at night, totally acceptable!
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My sister put disposable cameras on all the tables at her wedding to get candid shots of their guests 📸
They were so broke after the wedding they never developed them 🎞️
For their 15th wedding anniversary, her husband got them developed!
I can’t wait to see them!
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@PicturesFoIder
Perhaps this child is going berserk because his mom is chasing him with a camera & riling him up on purpose!
Disgusting!
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4:38 a.m.
“Hi mom. Would you like to cuddle in your bed or mine?”
~My 5 year-old, in the confident voice of a waiter asking if I want salad or soup with my meal
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My husband went to combat in Iraq as a U.S. Marine 3 times. Prolonged exposure to fight/flight chemicals while in combat caused brain changes & damage, commonly known as PTSD & panic disorder.
IT IS NOT AN EMOTIONAL CONTROL ISSUE
The way his brain responds to normal stress now
“There’s no such thing as PTSD. There’s no such thing as OCD. There’s no such thing as ADHD.”
— John MacArthur
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We moved to a new house and state, and the new house had zero outdoor living spaces or porches. I asked my husband to build me one, and this is what he envisioned and built🤴
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@Rothmus
Have you seen the divorce rate in the military? My husband knew so many guys with wives like this irl 🤦🏼♀️
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@PicturesFoIder
Yeah, I’m pro moms bringing babies wherever, but it’s not safe to lay an infant on the floor around heavy weights & equipment
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“Mom! Take a picture of my water bottle, I bet it gets LOTS of likes!”
*creates scene*
“Okay, it’s ready! And now people can learn about gemstones too”
-my 4 y.o. son 🙃
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
My cat does this when we walk around our property! We don’t think she’s nearby & then she pops out in front of us lol
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My 4 year-old doesn’t like going under water. Last night in the bathtub, he held his breath, went under & came up with a triumphant grin & said:
“I’m almost ready to get baptized!”
Y’all, he told me he’s practicing going under water so he can be baptized 🥹
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How do you prefer your grilled cheese?
To me, this is perfect!
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I sold my stroller last week & my 4 year-old son heard me say it was bittersweet.
Now he keeps asking me, “Why did it make you sad & happy at the same time, mom?” 🥹😭
This is why, buddy. We will never be here again.
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“I don’t censor my kids’ reading selections”
Do you let your kids drink Coke for breakfast? Play violent video games? Watch p0rn0graphic movies?
You may call it “censoring” your children, but I call it parenting.
If we don’t guard our children’s hearts & minds, who will?
I brought my girls to get library cards. The librarian asked if I would like to put restrictions on it so they can’t access “inappropriate content”.
Me: I don’t censor my kids’ reading selections.
Her: I do.
I hate that she’s the gatekeeper there .
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I see 0 days worth of meals. How are these people alive?
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My 4 y.o. wanted to help paint my toe nails. Why not 🤷🏼♀️
When he was done giving me the worst pedicure in the history of pedicures he said with his most serious voice:
“Well I’m not a professional but I’d say that’s pretty darn good”
☠️☠️☠️
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@Rothmus
$3,000 a month allowance and she can’t afford a manicure? What in the world is she spending her money on?
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@Rothmus
If she cooked at a restaurant 5 hours a day no one would blink an eye. Why not for her family?
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I was taught that career was everything. I got a bachelors, a masters & then a doctorate
I have a student loan debt that would shock most people 😱
Now I’m a mother & all I really want to do is stay home with my child
A career I once enjoyed feels like nothing to me. I do feel
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@New_E_Mom
Toddler swimming lessons are about learning to float on your back and life-saving skills. I think it’s more important than learning the strokes later.
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@emilykmay
Well, I have one child and we are about 50% packed in the house is NOT clean. Departure 3 hours lol
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My mom dreamed she was having twins. She felt simultaneous kicks that would require advanced acrobatics from 1 baby 🤰🏼
Instead of listening, her Doc gave her flak about weight gain 😳
Then, my sister & I were born
Don’t let anyone tell you a mother’s intuition isn’t valuable!
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Found this at a local thrift store, what do you think?
It’s only $0.99 😂
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I apologize in advance for ruining your dinner, but this question must be asked:
Were they just bored in the 1960’s & 70’s? What possessed them to use JELLO in savory dishes???
Hard boiled eggs, shrimp AND jello 😱
Why?
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Christian Twitter X is toxic. It’s full of judgement, division, & pride; not to mention using the Lord’s name to spread corruption & elevate oneself
I drafted rebuttals to posts this morning, then the Holy Spirit showed up:
PRAY. FOR. THEM.
Will you join me?
Pray God gives
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I can’t decide if I absolutely love it or hate it!
Modern Gothic is an enigma
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It was 2000 something, I had an away game & my future husband met me in the school parking lot at 8 pm
My car wouldn’t start! 🤔
When I popped the hood there was a poster that said:
“Will you go to PROM with me?”
He had disconnected my battery for the ruse 😂
I said YES 🥰
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My 4-year-old thinks Corn-on-the-Cob is the height of culinary sophistication 💀
We had plain grilled chicken & corn on the cob for dinner & he said, “This is so fancy!”
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I am in love with crimson clover! It’s all over my property.
Wildflowers don’t get enough credit
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This is in reference to a joke about potato chips.
People are not okay
What’s the point?
Isn’t salt the main reason potato chips are good?
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Can I get a MILLION people to agree with me that pineapple belongs ON pizza?
Can I get 1 MILLION people to agree that PINEAPPLE does NOT belong on pizza???
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
I recently rode a child-sized roller coaster with my 5 year-old & that was past my comfort level 🫣😂
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@clhubes
Yes! My smart analytical 4 year-old seems so big, then I see him talking to his stuffed animals and I remember he’s still a baby
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Blackberry Basil & Ricotta Pizza
Would you try it?
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I have never seen anything like this before! It’s custom sonogram ultrasound embroidery!
Is it amazing? Weird? I think I love it 🫶🏻
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I just canceled the diaper & pull up subscription we’ve had for 4.5 years!
My son has been consistently staying dry at night, so we are officially done with diapers! 🎉 🥳🍾
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@emilykmay
@animalologist
I would call his boss, there had to be a female employee who could have talked to you about this. Or he could’ve just slipped you a note that said, please consult the dress code. He didn’t need to mortify you. I’m so sorry that happened!
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How am I supposed to be a SAHM & trad wife when my husband is not on the same page?
Y’all make it look easy.
He wants me to go back to work full time & I want to homeschool our son 😔
My husband is AMAZING, if you say “you should’ve married better” we are done.
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@SeedOilDsrspctr
What’s wrong with this picture? This could have been any dorm on my campus 😂
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I can’t believe I almost forgot to share the beautiful Mother’s Day bouquet I got from my 4 year-old 🫶🏻
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I can’t get weddings off the brain!
Look at this gorgeous embroidered veil! 😍
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My 4 y.o. son insists on going first through the trees so he can make sure there are no thorns that can get me, and disarm all traps
My little gentleman 🫶🏻
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If you are a woman who can afford to stay home and choose not to, I don’t understand you at all.
I’ve worked about 15 hours a week from home since my son was born 4.5 years ago. I resigned from a tenure track faculty position to be a mom, and I have zero regrets.
To help pay
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Would you all mind praying for my heart? I have a big birthday this month, and without even realizing it was my birthday, my father-in-law & sister-in-law booked a trip that week to a theme park/waterpark for the whole family that we are expected to attend.
My FIL is paying for
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“Does the moon even have a birthday?”
~my 4 year-old
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In honor of my 40th birthday, I’m updating my profile pic! 🥳
Gone are the heavy filters of artificial youth 🫣
This is 40, in all its aged glory!
Which photo should I use?!
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I’ve gone my ENTIRE LIFE without seeing P0RN & this week I’ve been violated by multiple disgusting images
This problem is getting WORSE
What can we do; stage a strike from Twitter X until
@elonmusk
does something?
Indecent exposure lands you in jail irl, why allow it here?
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These are both so adorable!
Which do you prefer?
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My 4 y.o. NEVER stops talking.
Maybe you think I’m exaggerating?
Once a day when we can’t take it anymore we retreat to our bedrooms for 20-30 minutes of “quiet time”, where he proceeds to talk to his stuffed animals the entire time 😳.
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I met this handsome man when I was a 15 year-old in US History. The teacher moved him next to me so he would stop interrupting the class with his buddy. We got in trouble 2 wks later for passing notes 🫣
God dropped him on my front porch, about a month after my mom told me, "God's not gonna drop your husband on our front porch, you need to be busy doing what He wants you to do."
(He came to take piano lessons, which a friend had jokingly said would be how I'd meet my husband 🤣).
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I have an identical twin sister. I am genetically the mother of her children. Our children are genetically half siblings. It blows my mind 🤯
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@PicturesFoIder
People are commenting it’s not that much money, it’s a gift! It was a really kind gesture.
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5 year-old: I’m very very mad! 😡
Me: Hmmm…what helps you feel better when you’re angry?
5 year-old: Getting everything I want all the time
💀💀💀
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If I posted a profound essay on the meaning of life, I might get 20 likes ❤️
But if I post a picture of grilled cheese it gets over 750 🤔
Do y’all need a snack? 😂
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Has anyone ever successfully followed the directions “wait until completely cooled” to eat fresh baked cookies?
I’m a failure 🍪
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Why do you think more babies are born in August than any other month 😉
unpopular opinion: Christmas is more romantic than Valentines.
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My small group has been talking about confessing “ugly” sins to each other
One recently & ashamedly admitted her ugly sin was comparison with a rival sourdough maker
That is her ugly sin?! Lord I’m glad I didn’t go first. I feel like a wretch next to these sanctified ladies!
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I’m working with a 16 year-old. The school realized last year this student was reading at barely a kindergarten level.
What is going on in the schools in this country?!
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Do you lovingly rebuke a friend with rheumatoid arthritis for laziness when they are struggling from joint pain & fatigue? Or say a friend with cancer is not trusting God if they decide to get chemo?
My guess is no. Then why do we keep saying panic attacks are a sin?
My
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@_VishwajitPatil
@PicturesFoIder
She’s chasing him around with the camera and making him more upset. I agree it’s a parenting fail, but not for the same reason you said
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I’ve got a big problem 😬
Someone talk me off a ledge!
The cream cheese frosting recipe made twice as much frosting as I needed for my carrot cake cupcakes, and now I’m standing in the kitchen with a spoon 🫣
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