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Rick Briere

@DhaneBriere

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Future inductee to the Beer Drinking Hall of Fame. I miss my old account and my 8000 followers. Trying to follow the 10,000 I used to.

Joined January 2023
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
11 months
I love going to football games but when it gets too cold and I stay home, but I still want the stadium experience, I turn down the heat to 66, charge myself $15 a beer and I piss in my sink.
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@3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 I wish my favorite football player dated the great American Dua Lipa.
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2 years
@NFL_DovKleiman @JFowlerESPN He only needs to play 2 years before he can start collecting Social Security.
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4 months
@GeoRebekah @politicofl MAGAT's like to call Libs, Pedos but an awful lot of Republicans sure get arrested for Pedophilia.
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@DhaneBriere
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8 months
@herotimeszero "I sent Trump my life savings and all I got was this shirt"
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@DhaneBriere
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1 year
@NightDaily_ There was no badly behaved co- star. Don't waste your time reading this.
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7 months
@matthewmaddock @Theresa18971744 @petehoekstra First they bussed in basketball players. What's next, hockey players from Canada?
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1 year
@packrfan4 @DanaLaneSports @FOS @awfulannouncing I replayed it twice wondering if I missed a slur. WTF.
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7 months
@3YearLetterman @Humming_birder Mohammed ate Ramadan noodles all thru his college years.
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1 year
@NoContextLaugh @NoCapFights I hope the people in the truck were ok, everyone else got what they deserve.
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@DhaneBriere
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10 months
@Out5p0ken @Acyn My wife had 3 in a week, when we lived by a Windmill because she was worried the babies would have cancer.
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@DhaneBriere
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10 months
@GregTompsett Tremaine Edmunds had 6.5 sacks in his Bills career over 5 years. Bernard has 6.5 sacks this season.
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@DhaneBriere
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2 years
@lilfolks74_74 @egraceridd So this is the response you give to a girl who has been around 2 Mass shootings in the last 2 years. Nice guy.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
11 months
@BettyBowers Looks like Abe is also still alive
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@DhaneBriere
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6 months
@Pilot99B @RealHickory Don't bother with these people. You could show them a video of the birth and they wouldn't believe you.
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@DhaneBriere
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11 months
@TJ_DONKEY @gunsnrosesgirl3 They take it to the kitchen and they now have a special for the day.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@RCdeWinter My doctor told me it wasn't unusual to get an erection during the exam. I said to the doctor, I don't have an erection, he said he wasn't talking about me.
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@DhaneBriere
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3 months
@BigToofedBlonde Stunning as usual.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 months
@newsmouse123 @Parkerlawyer So this is what you got from that? JFC.
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1 month
@_nhlsharks How does the whole family ever recover from this.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@realTuckFrumper If he tried to hit him with a football, he would have missed him by 5 yards.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
8 months
@crimecontainer @theliamnissan Love Coach. He got me a great deal on a slightly pre owned Waterbed. Also the smartest guy I ever met,he has an IQ of 104, which is 4 points higher than perfection. He also has Unlimited Laser Printing Privileges if you ever need it.
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@DhaneBriere
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1 year
@JoJoFromJerz You think, you are joking but you never know with him.
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@DhaneBriere
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11 months
@3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy The only Social Security number l know is Jesus's from Bethlehem Pennsylvania,000-00-0001
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17 days
@BigToofedBlonde OMG, someone please call 911.
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@DhaneBriere
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5 months
@jeffpearlman Biden doesn't suck though.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@marzia75 @3YearLetterman When Italy finally gets a good Italian restaurant like Olive Garden, I may consider visiting it. Yore most famous citizen, Christopher Columbus left Italy to find a city in Ohio. I wonder why.
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4 months
@3YearLetterman @beyondreasdoubt @morganisawizard I don't need to know who you are, I just need to know you are there,in case I have questions about Waterbed financing and Diplomatic Immunity.
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@DhaneBriere
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2 years
@NancySinatra Who are you, and what have you done with Nancy?
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
6 months
@kaitlancollins If there is Presidential Immunity. Joe should cancel the November election and stay president until he gives it to Kamala in 5-6 years.
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1 year
@TheRickyDavila Run Little Josh, Run.
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9 months
@BfloFanatics Does Haack still get a Super Bowl ring?
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1 month
@allenanalysis Trump is unhinged.
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2 months
@ExposeFakeFans_ @NFLRookieWatxh Reading and comprehending is tough.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@LuLu_Vue What a Fn player. I could watch Caitlin play every day. I have absolutely no connection to Iowa, but if they lose, I will be super pissed all because of her.
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@NYDailyNews Damn, Illegals.
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9 months
@GaryPetersonUSA I have never seen Trump and Andy Richter in the same place at the same time. I'm just saying.
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Rick Briere
9 months
@nawfmeskin @RonFilipkowski @mtgreenee Pretty hard to believe that their were 3 guys that desperate.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@SecretaryPete @USDOT Secretary, do you know if any of the airlines guarantee that you will not have to sit with your spouse?
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Rick Briere
9 months
@CrazyBillsFan I told my wife it was 8-9 inches. She said it looked more like 3-4 inches.
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Rick Briere
2 years
@3YearLetterman I know that the Security Guard paid for his Waterbed in cash. He must thank you everyday.
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2 years
@codykirk22 @3YearLetterman Auburn has won 8 SEC titles the UK has only won 2.
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@DhaneBriere
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11 months
@BarryOnHere Bill Belichick said he is going to dedicate his next 3 cheating scandals to Harbaugh.
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11 months
@shillman1 @TheGoodLiars Because only stupid or racist people vote for him.
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@DhaneBriere
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6 months
@ItsSamG I have that same picture at my house.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@ChidiNwatu @Acyn The little Lady seems upset.
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23 days
@GOPJesusUSA Why do I think, that he really really likes Food Porn.
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11 months
@ZachSheldon Sabres should fire Dorsey.
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1 month
@3mSsantos @DogRightGirl New Yorkers hate Trump.
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2 months
@jacksonharrisno @megbrobins Jordan gave it to me to hold but I sold it for Crack. Sorry IOC,me bad.
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9 months
@LiveFeedLville 11- 2 against the Frauds if you count the Playoffs.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@mid_madness When they kick the Mid Majors out of the Tournament, is the exact day, I stop watching the Tournament.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
6 months
@itsdaynapereira I always thought that all the baseball stadiums had the number 42 hanging for Jackie Robinson. I just realized they were just getting prepared for today. Happy Birthday.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
9 months
@acnewsitics @Acyn 'We are too stupid to realize how stupid we really are'
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@OfficalDante9 @3YearLetterman @DeionSanders Danielle, Jesus was born in Bethlehem Pennsylvania. Check out the souvenir store. I bought a signed by Jesus Bible there.
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Rick Briere
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@3YearLetterman @POTUS Actually the best way is to get rid of Colleges. Turn them into Beef O'Brady's, Hooters and weight rooms.
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2 years
@BuffaloSabres At least our defense has been holding teams to one touchdown the last couple of games.
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9 months
@Martina She did a great job and all the Book store employees were in on it.
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Rick Briere
7 months
@Crazy_ButCute2 So like about 3 inches really.
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Rick Briere
7 months
@NLLFactOfTheDay There is nothing like Banditland.
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Rick Briere
9 months
@e_c_stup I knew 3 of those victims and they all were great people.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@3YearLetterman @ABNATW01 @tayswiftdotcom Coach, I don't want to correct you,but he's standing not sitting.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
3 months
@RepJackKimble I also did. Plus Margot Robbie,Dua Lipa, Heidi Klum and Gal Gadot. They may hurt now,but hopefully sometime in the future, they will realize it was for the best.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@jefftimmer @TheRickWilson Nope, I liked Leslie Jordan.
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Rick Briere
9 months
@lddangelo1 @3YearLetterman @catturd2 Yet somehow I just bought a brand new Ford, handmade by President Ford.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@thePowerbeard @JoyceWhiteVance @MeidasTouch She's going to lose her career over the Orange Blob. Good for her.
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Rick Briere
29 days
@GabbieKDrice @RachelBitecofer The kid is probably outside killing a small animal or 2.
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Rick Briere
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@ThisThirsty When he got fired from a company, that he really wasn't employed by.( That's what makes this so hard)
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Rick Briere
11 months
@Blesing_Andrew @Acyn Reports say he had a medical emergency.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@realTuckFrumper Another reason to hate the Jets.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@3YearLetterman @ResonantJustice @DiscussingFilm Coach, to be fair, a Youth Football Coach, is the highest paid profession in the world. So Im not sure you can understand the problems in Hollywood. Not one writer has a reserved table at Beef O'Brady's. Think about that, next time you judge.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
9 months
@LimblessLust @thadbrown7 Dane made 2 really big plays. He tackled a Dolphins receiver a half yard short of a first down, which resulted in a punt. Next series he knocked the ball away from a receiver, which resulted in a punt.
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@carolynwiger Congratulations on making the Final 3 but You should have won it. You're one of the coolest people I have ever seen. I'm sorry I won't see you on Wednesdays but Thank God for Twitter. Roll those eyes!
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
4 months
@vinquezada1 Never found Jim Carrey funny. Seth Rogan is good as a supporting actor,not as the main character. Farrell probably the funniest. Farley was great in Tommy Boy and Black Sheep.
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@DhaneBriere
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@BigToofedBlonde Friday morning just got a whole lot better!!!
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
7 months
@DougJBalloon @SarahLarchmont "Does President Biden have too much energy. When Biden makes sound decisions to help the American people,is it really good for America"
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Rick Briere
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@upstatefederlst Damn, I live in Buffalo, if I would have known that, I wouldn't have gone out last Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I was only putting my Liver in danger.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
9 months
@DeonteBanksMVP @jasrifootball @GiantInsider I heard it was over, if they should order Blue Cheese or Ranch with their wings. Dabol is from Buffalo,he knows it's Blue cheese and Wink threw a hissy fit and left.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@BrendanLofflin @BuffaloBills @UBMDOrtho You do understand you can't dress everyone?
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@DemiiVT @catturd2 You mean the black officer who picked up 2 geese after they were hit by cars and the black American woman with the mental condition.
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Rick Briere
6 months
@3YearLetterman @catturd2 I know there was a Total Eclipse of the Heart in 1983,at least that's what Bonnie Tyler said.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@wspolice I had Taco Bell and Genny Cream tonight, believe me, I'll get gas tomorrow.
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Rick Briere
3 months
@RealLOCOParents @Riley_Gaines_ No, just on January 6th.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
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@noswimzone @NFL_DovKleiman @ActionNetworkHQ OBJ may be a Legend in his own mind,but he definitely isn't an NFL legend.
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Rick Briere
11 months
@3YearLetterman @visegrad24 I remember when President Franklin tweeted that.
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Rick Briere
1 month
@zacobson @BruceExclusive @AlbertBreer Now,why was that game needed to be played in Brazil again?
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Rick Briere
9 months
@bagsfan75_Tony My wife and my New Year's Resolution was only to smoke after sex. I haven't had a cigarette all month, while my wife's up to 2 packs a day.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@realTuckFrumper I would never in a million years turn that on. I can't watch 10 seconds of her on Twitter clips.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
1 year
@smc429 Larry David was a better husband than this guy.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@DaltonRoss @carolynwiger Whoever chose Carolyn for this season of Survivor, needs to get a promotion and a big raise. Carolyn is the reason to watch this season.
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Rick Briere
8 months
@priusjames @NotHoodlum Nobody there will notice.
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Rick Briere
1 year
@CommentOnTWLB @SarahLarchmont This is what happens when you hang with a Trump.
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@DhaneBriere
Rick Briere
2 years
@ItsDeanBlundell Honey could you check the tire pressure for me please.
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