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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB . All views and spews my own. ๐ซDMs ๐ซLists
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Me, of late.
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Happy birthday to
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, the lad from The Netherlands who brings the smiles daily!
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@7Veritas4
I recall fondly Michelle Wolffโs takedown of Huckabeast. Maybe itโs Maybelline, maybe itโs lies.
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@HackingButLegal
@NotHoodlum
Please credit Gloria Steinem for being the one who coined this.
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@CathyNotToday
@Angry_Staffer
@PressSec
OMG, Helen Thomas! Those were the days. Always in the front row until Bush the Lesser disrespected her.
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Is she wearing a fucking nightie?!
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@RobAnderson2018
@Acyn
Iโve always enjoyed your tweets but I think I just fell in love at โsomehow simultaneously oleaginous and yet crispy.โ ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ณ๐
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@SarahBCalif
She also promotes The Secret and a few other questionable people. Remember James Freyโs โautobiography?โ
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@z3dster
@SollenbergerRC
He rips everything, and I mean *everything* off from someone else. ๐
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Wow! Indeed, live your dreams.
Dream your dreams.
Live your dreams.
Best thing youโll see today...
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Whoever runs this account deserves a raise.
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@MissesDread
So easy to say โburn it all downโ when youโre sitting in a position of privilege.
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@Pinche_Pi
@AdamParkhomenko
At least he knows it. Clooney and OโReilly have had a decades-long feud over the fact that when OโReilly showed up for the 9/11 tribute concert he walked up to Clooney and said. โIโm a journalistโ and Clooney responded, โno, youโre not.โ ๐
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Oh, fuck straight off, you garbage human. ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Republicansโ new Speaker, Mike Johnson: โWe donโt live in a democracy,โ we live in a โbiblicalโ republic.
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I shed a few tears. Havenโt seen her since she played an Amnesty International concert at LA Collesium!
Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the
#Grammys
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@duty2warn
I โค๏ธ Penzeyโs. They always send reminders to register and vote with every order.
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@rachsyme
This is Miss Beeโs glamour shot. I was always told I was allergic too but with exposure and a Zyrtec every day Iโm all good.
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Poetry.
โLike everything else in modern American life the word โgeniusโ had been watered down and stripped of its meaning whilst being ascribed to men as mediocre and vile as Elon Musk. He was welcomed with open arms by sawed-off little boymen who would never really measure up. The
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Without downloading any new pics whatโs your energy going into 2024?
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
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@traytaymakeup
No! My cleaning without insurance was about $300. My root canal on Monday, again, without insurance, was $1410. Find a new dentist. Or fly up here and see mine. Sheโs Hawaiian and lovely.
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@corabora5
@MuellerSheWrote
@Acyn
@JesseBWatters
Like Tucker used to say โIโm just asking questions.โ
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@PeaceIn2021
@deer_one1
@cona1960
Iโve been wondering if boomers fought this hard against the polio vaccination. ๐
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@VaxxersAnti
Hasnโt everyone who bakes since time eternal used A&H baking soda? And weโre all still alive? JFC.
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@dvillella
@ChristianWalk1r
Thank you for making this, what should be obvious to all, point. His Twitter page is riddled with accusations against the left.
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@Variety
This is one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood. Everyone knew. And no one said anything. At least to authorities.
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@UROCKlive1
@BlackKnight10k
Iโm totes out. Are you fecking kidding me?! Thatโs like unprotected sex with someone who has herpes. JFC.
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@antitru21619904
@hsu_spencer
But said car warranty company will call him every day for a year. At least. ๐
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@elisabethinwa
@TheRealThelmaJ1
The Hammaconda! The gossip blogs named him that eons ago and itโs the perfect nickname.
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@MuellerSheWrote
@JennaEllisEsq
I will forever ๐ฉท that you called her โfart targetโ. ๐
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@NashIsHere4It
I canโt decide between hotdogs or BLTs for Labor Day so Iโm really suffering. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
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@Angry_Staffer
The elevator Muzak in the background is almost as disturbing as his slurred speech. High AF.
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Clever.
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I usually donโt tweet bad news but I have tweeted about my kitty, Miss Bee. And we got the official diagnosis that she has dementia. Didnโt think that was possible but it is. My vet said itโs the long slow goodbye. ๐ฟ
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He looks a wee bit less fat. Did Dr Feelgood add Ozempic to his daily drug cocktail?
Working hard again today. Sweating again from the 62 degree weather in Palm Beach.
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@deray
Eric, the guy who developed WebEx, got pissed that Cisco wouldnโt put money toward his ideas for improvements. So Eric left and started zoom. ๐ฅ
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@CaliforniaActi2
This really bums me out that it happened in Mill Valley. I know it can happen anywhere (and does) but I thought we were better in the Bay Area.
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Heartbreaking.
My friend in Ukraine asked me to share these photos of her daughters with you all. Last week versus this week. Flowers replaced with helmets.
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@LiveOnMBC
@HeidiReports
@politico
Harlan Crow is the one actually finding the Thomasโ but he and Leonard Leo are in bed together and find the same network of groups.
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@VABVOX
@AddisonSmithTV
@charisedwardss
Sheโs just as bad if you read her version of the same tweet. Both are MAGA.
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Happy Motherโs Day to all! This is my mommy, gone 13 years now, and yeah, that apple didnโt fall far.
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The fuck? Now theyโre besmirching Helen Kellerโs legacy?!
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Ha! This actually works!
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@LadyJayPersists
Itโs always creepy guys who offer other loser tips on how to woo women. ๐คข
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@adgirlMM
My aunt brought us a bunny on Easter when I was a kid. My parents werenโt happy but they got worn down by 3 kids whining. My dad built her a phat condo on the side on the house and she lived a good long time.
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@ask_aubry
Jesus H! This is so wrong. I hope they get fired. And I hope the patient sues the practice.
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Welcoming a new trip around the sun like
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@smc429
@deebo8997
Then S Carolina is the better choice for him. N Carolina is far too diverse and nearly blue.
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This is the sweetest thing Iโve seen in days. ๐ป๐ป
Two rescue mama cats raising seven babies together.. ๐
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@NotHoodlum
Wow. Did she say that as she was picking her teeth with the bones of infant children?
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@JodiePP1948
He got her cheekbones and squinty eyes but damn if every kid didnโt get dumpโs lips/chin combo. So unfortunate.
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@nathangburns
@Angry_Staffer
More of a suite than an office, and the same she accorded to Hastert when she became speaker.
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Granted these are libertarians but itโs still nice to hear.
Holy shit. A guy just made a motion at the Libertarian National Convention for โDonald Trump to go f*ck himselfโ and the crowd all applauded. Trump is scheduled to speak tomorrow.
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The best thing youโll see all day. ๐ป
This cats life is better than ours. And I love that for her. ๐ฅฐ
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@patriottakes
Despite the atrocious grammar, the misogyny came through clear as a bell. What a fuckstain.
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@thekjohnston
Technicolor vomit. My dentist has hard and fast rules. You wait in your car until they come to the door to wave you in. If youโre not masked before you walk in you donโt get to walk in. Only one patient allowed in the office at a time.
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@UROCKlive1
@patriottakes
@GOP
Which idiot is TFG? That Milo is clutching his actual pearls this way makes me laugh.
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@MadisonKittay
โWho are you wearing?โ
โReynolds. Reynolds Wrap. Heโs a new, fresh designer.โ
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@TheRickyDavila
I still donโt get why people want to recall The Gav. Last time we went thru this kind of fuckery we had a porn star running and we ended up with the terminator. ๐
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Before my mom died she was super specific that Phil Collins was played at her funeral. In the air tonight. She died and every Gen Xer in the church nailed the riff. I think you all know it.
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Swalwell for the win!
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@MuellerSheWrote
@jimmykimmel
Jimmy has been on point tonight. He couldโve been brutal but heโs still been very funny.
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@NotHoodlum
Does he have his name on his high heels? So they donโt get mixed up with DeathSantisโ?
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Is it inscribed with โWho gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorationโ?
Patriotic Christmas. Jesus would love it. She used to hate Christmas, until she learned how to make a few bucks off of it.
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@Tisiphone23
I hope the Candy Man gets his meds wrong again and we get drunk, slurry, low-energy dump. Heโs more fun than angry, spittle-flecked, adderall-crumbs-shooting-out-of-his-nostrils dump.
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