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yadda yadda yadda ☠🧙🏼♀🏳🌈✡🖤🃏 Diana Ross is Queen of the Universe
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Joined November 2017
You think the Goddess doesn't care about you, but, sometimes I accidentally kill a spider and I cry about it, and the spider doesn't know that.
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Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.
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What the couch fucker and other conservatives don't understand about middle aged women is, attacking our self-worth doesn't work like it does on the teenagers and 20-somethings they normally prey on. We're basically immune to that type of shit by this age.
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You're damn right Hillary's speaking at the convention. I hope her whole speech is "I told you so! Now here's Kamala. Try not to fuck up this time, 'mkay?" {drops mic}.
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Tim Walz was a social studies teacher??? YAY!!! Can he please do a nationwide Zoom class on civics? I'm not even kidding.
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I'M NO CONSPIRACY THEORIST, BUT THERE IS A FUCKING COORDINATED HIT JOB HAPPENING TO OUR DEMOCRACY IN REAL TIME RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES.
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I honestly DGAF if Nancy had herself a whole damn spa day. I really don't. I'm sick of powerful Democratic women being held to a standard of total perfection when we're being overrun by white men committing murder and rape and rampant theft and destruction.
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This is George Clooney's house on Lake Como in Italy. This is what several decades of Republican tax breaks bought him. Rich pricks with options like this need to shut the entire fuck up immediately.
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Media is tougher on Major Biden than Derek Chauvin.
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I love Hillary. I love Joe. That's forever. But I'm just gonna say it- . MVP is uniquely prepared for this battle. HRC and POTUS both came from careers of dealing with normal politicians. MVP is *accustomed* to facing rapists and abusers. And it SHOWS.
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My husband's friend was staying with us, but he stopped paying rent and refused to move out and the cops wouldn't kick him out. So one day I took the couch we were letting him sleep on and hacked it into pieces with an axe. He was gone the next day.
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I say this as a Jew and as a person firmly *not* in the "abolish the police" camp: . That black and blue flag is the American version of a Nazi flag and most American cops want to be the SS. The alliance between cops and the Republicans should be on everyone's radar.
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find someone who looks at you the way MVP looks at a cake
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@DAvallone I'm so glad you're ok. My gods, this sickness is just infiltrating every aspect of life.
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Let me get blunt, fellow white women. Do you like having your own bank account? Or do you wanna have to ask your dad or your husband for an allowance? Cause all that can happen overnight. I'd tell you to ask my female relatives in Iran, but they're not free to communicate.
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Calling Kamala Harris a "cop" is a white supremacist attempt to erase a black woman's power. She's a LAWYER. Her titles were Distinct ATTORNEY and ATTORNEY General. She PUT AWAY rapists and murderers. She *specialized in prosecuting MEN who raped and killed women and children.
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Just blocking anyone and everyone who frames this debate as a battle of two senile old men. One of them is a rapist and a racist and a traitor and a convicted felon and a wannabe dictator. The other is a normal human being.
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Morgue trucks on the streets. Ambulance siren wailed every 5 minutes. Doctors and nurses wearing trash bags crying because they couldn't keep up. Because of that motherfucker. And all that suffering and death means so little to some of you, you'd let him come back. FUCK YOU.
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Diane Feinstein was the person who found Harvey Milk shot and held him while he was dying. She's really, really important to a lot of people for a lot of reasons. Have some basic respect. My gods.
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So, what you're saying is,the other party is so scary you need to sabotage this one? Do I have that right? 🫠
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FDR hid his polio because he knew Americans are fuckin idiots.
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When Tulsi was on Honolulu city council, she voted to let the cops confiscate the belongings of homeless people. She literally voted to take away the blankets and water bottles of people living on the street. She's a garbage person. She's lower than a snake's belly.
Tulsi for President 2024 because she is fair to all sections of the society equally and not entrenched in deep divisions emanating from hate and prejudice from both sides👌🙏👍.
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Today is called Let's Find Out Who Makes Over $125,000.
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In "Today On Batshit Crazy Twitter", Patti LaBelle is part of a global conspiracy and Kim Kardashian's husband wants to be president. I need an Irish coffee.
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You ignorant assholes can't even comprehend the sacred thing President Joe is doing. How precious are the years of octogenarian! He could be relaxing with his beautiful wife and family. But he chooses instead to spend his energy trying to save us all from a monster. It's HEROIC.
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I'm in a shitty fucking mood. Because MSM is still kicking Hillary. Because Kamala took shit for taking a stand. Because Katie Hill's ex-husband is an abusive POS. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF WOMEN BEING EXCORIATED FOR NOTHING WHILE (WHITE) MEN LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
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Trump hasn't tweeted even a single word about Kamala Harris talking directly to him last night. He's afraid of her.
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This meal cost me $20,000 at the Miami airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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Dear leftists-. We actually did care about all your issues. We just had a different approach to getting things done. But now, we are all Uncommitted. We DGAF. You got all the answers. You don't need us. You told us so. Enjoy the next 4 years! . Love, .everyone else.
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No, we're not gonna have any mercy for Missouri Raggedy Ann, I don't give a shit what her excuse is. White women can be the deciding factor in this election and when a famous one decides to be a public jackass, we're gonna make a public example of them and we will NOT hold back.
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🚨I will be rewteeting this story until more of you fucking pay attention.
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You could offer Republican voters mortgage cancellation, a new truck, $2 gasoline, college for their kids, and a free trip to Margaritaville, and they'd STILL reject it all if Black people got anything.
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You wanna "burn it all down"?? . Have some fuckin balls. Start with your own life. Wreck your credit. Destroy your career options. Nuke your relationships with everyone closest to you. Take your most cherished possessions and literally burn them. No? You don't want that? Hmm.
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So weird how so many haters of Meghan and the Vice President are the same people. 😒.
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@0liviajulianna Me, if I were your professor: . "It was the State of the Union. Presumably you knew the date in advance and should have managed your time better. Grade stands.".
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As a woman, it's very painful to see one of your role models wrecking her own legacy and place in history because her ego is out of control. It genuinely hurts. That's why we're so mad.
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What's your most controversial music opinion? . I hate Eric Clapton.
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We could have been celebrating 8 years of Hillary's achievements right now and all you rabble rousers could be championing your chosen candidate, but many of you chose to be sexist, bigoted jackoffs in 2016, so your assignment for 2024 is sit down and shut the fuck up.
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Gen X people- Am I remembering our youth accurately? Because I genuinely don't recall us automatically hating everyone older than us. I recall a lot of rebellion against authority, but it was about their demand for obedience and conformity, not age. Am I wrong?.
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Translation: "Secret Service didn't think it was funny"
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The ultra lefties are mad because their plan to sabotage everything. worked? . Lol.
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IDGAF if Biden packs the court, packs a bowl, packs a punch, packs a pack of Camels, or packs up his troubles in his old kit bag as long as he gets Trump and the pachyderms packing the fuck outta here.
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no, seriously- single Gen X people, we're gonna need to form our own cooperative retirement communities to protect each other when they try to grind us up and feed us to the robots.
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I hope straight white men are watching Douglas Emhoff giving you all a master class in how to be a man who isn't wrapped up in ego.
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Lol, never expected this to blow up, I forgot all about it 5 minutes after I wrote it.
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Finally playing with a full deck. This is what 52 looks like. 🥳🃏✨️
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I wanna get excited but I have so much trauma from 2016.
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I'm Gen X and I was in school with a whole lot of dipshits who thought the un-coolest thing in the world was to actually learn anything in class and unfortunately many of those people fucked each other and had dipshit children and I think this explains a lot.
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Ladies: Can we start our own, secret, no- boys -allowed Twitter?. (We could call it Clitter, so men can't find it.). @Bravewriting what do think? A nice place where we could plot world domination in peace? . I'm only half joking. Other half is dead serious.
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Does anyone else feel like we're in a zombie movie and we're just watching our friends and respected community figures turn, one by one?.
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Oh, did the boys who harassed and bullied and abused and assaulted us grow up to be sad, lonely men? . That's too bad.
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I survived partly on ACA insurance and food assistance that Trump and the GOP absolutely will take away if they get the chance so fuck you Francesca.
biden has to lose, if he wins we are locked into his version of the democratic party forever. we’ll survive a second trump term but the world can’t survive the current american political status quo, something has to give.
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Bitch, I just drove most of the southern border, from San Diego to east of El Paso, and there is no fuckin invasion happening. There is some really good brisket tacos, though.
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Remember 8,000 years ago when Hillary called them a basket of deplorables and people gasped and clutched themselves?.
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White women who did the right thing- . Let's NOT jump in Black women's replies to announce we did the right thing, ok? . This is about being supportive, not soothing our own egos.
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To all the white women who claim intersectionality: . We're AT the intersection. Kamala Harris IS the intersection. Remember promising to vote like black women? . *You have the chance to VOTE FOR a black woman.* . USE IT. LIVE UP TO YOUR WORD.
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This message is for white Gen X men- . If you think women of our generation were born on a level playing field with you because our moms finally got the right to have bank accounts and credit cards and a job, you are very, very wrong.
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Just your reminder that if men hadn't been terrified of Hillary Clinton we wouldn't have to literally argue with our president about whether or not some Americans need to breathe.
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Let's be clear- . No one is giving the Cheneys flowers, but in terms of political history, this is a schism of epic propositions and no one should underestimate the electoral effect of rank and file Republicans being given the blessing to vote against that orange maniac.
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Asperger's doesn't make a person a giant steaming pile of racist, sexist, homo and trans phobic garbage. It also doesn't force a person to hoard all their disgusting family's apartheid evil wealth.
@Ilana_Stern @elonmusk @DaveChapelle @chrisrock Elon with Asperger's often face challenges in social situations. This could include things like a lack of ability to pick up on social cues, difficulty understanding the perspectives of others, and a tendency to make inappropriate comments.
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Reading this as a Gen X person is wild AF.
I talked my wife into going on a date at a swanky restaurant tonight and it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. - Our two-year-old with anger-control issues refused to stay with the babysitter, so we had to take her with us. - She also demanded that her older sister come with
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The fuckin punk's mother DROVE HIM AND HIS ASSAULT RIFLE TO KENOSHA??? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!.
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The official Khive secret word is Hello. The secret clubhouse is everywhere. Monthly dues are $0. Our diabolical agenda is the continued existence of democracy. The initiation ritual is voting. (Chuck Taylors in an array of colors not required, but highly encouraged.).
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Straight men- . Harry of Sussex and Douglas Emhoff should be your role models. Have that kind of loyalty for your woman, whether she's a princess or a vice president or a waitress. *You'll never regret it.*.
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OK, I'm just gonna finally say it-. This guy is not the sparkly shiny golden boy a lot of you think he is and the sooner you figure that out the better.
Gavin Newsom quips "that's what I've been told to say" after sarcastically joking with the Pod Bros that Joe Biden was removed in a "very open process". He's gonna get an earful about this one no doubt
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Gen X was the first generation to experience rampant divorce rates of parents. Most of those were not friendly divorces. We learned early in life to split ourselves in two. We existed in constant conflict. We learned how to love and live with two opposing things.
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Once again, and for all time- . When the only real choices are Nazis and non-Nazis, siphoning votes away from the non-Nazis makes you a Nazi. I don't give two fucks about your unicorn wishes. I really don't. People are gonna die for your selfishness.
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I'm a Jew and I know Nazi motherfuckers trying to incite a Kristallnacht when I see it. Vance & Trump are 100% responsible for this.
NEW -- Springfield City School District tells ABC News that they've evacuated two elementary schools: Perrin Woods and Snowhill Elementary. They're currently releasing those students to their parents.
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@DeAnna4Congress "Does anyone else find it odd that the people who listened to doctors didn't get it, but a bunch of science-denying morons did?" . NO.
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Don't even fuckin talk to me about that Dollar Store Pippi Longstocking being bipolar. Those of us with mental illness and chronic illness who depend on the ACA to keep us alive, we don't talk "both sides" shit. Because one of the sides would like us to die.
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KHive is the most effective grassroots movement in modern political history. You can cry and kick and scream all you want, but you'll never take away what we accomplished. And this only the *beginning*.
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Prove everyone wrong, white ladies. Break the cycle of abuse. Break all the cycles of generational abuse. Believe in your own personhood. Vote for your own freedom.
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"Why did we bust our asses electing Democrats if we don't have every single problem solved not even six months into the new administration?" he tweeted angrily, going to work after a full night of sleep, fully vaccinated without the ambulances wailing all night long.
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Governors Whitmer and Newsom making all the ignorant miscreants look like clowns and I couldn't be more thrilled.
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I've heard some white people excuse that flag. Let's get real though-. Anyone still all "backing the blue" after those craven motherfuckers in Texas let those children get massacred has gone off the deep end. They've gone to the dark side.
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An OnlyFans, but it's just me at a blackboard explaining the three branches of government.
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Losing abortion access is horrible. Losing the ability to earn your own living, drive a car, travel, choose your own partner, is WORSE and it CAN happen here. The women of late 1970s Iran never dreamed their future would just. be taken from them. But it was.
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Never in all my 51 years have I sern an election where people demanded so much attention be paid to their feelings instead of objective reality.
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Kristi Noem put this story in her book for a REASON. She WANTS her fellow Republicans to know the level of intentional cruelty she's capable of. Because some of them will LIKE IT. It's a very extreme, psycho form of "pick me".
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To all the OG Khive who gathered on Bianca's page during Kavanaugh's hearings when we looked at Kamala and said "Her! We want her! She's the one to take on Trump!" : . This is it. This is what we were waiting for. I'm so proud- of MVP, of Queen B, and us. 💛✨️.
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If Maggie Haberman had been following Robert E. Lee around and got a hold of his battle plan for Gettysburg, she would have saved it for her book "This Consecrated Ground: How Lincoln Lost The Union".
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I'm sick of his name. I'm sick of his face. I'm sick of his voice. Just make him go away already. Dear gods just make him go away.
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Gen X people- We have apparently failed to teach the younger generations how to deal with their unresolved feelings by drinking and doing drugs and joining bands and fucking total strangers. They are too scared to do these things so they are rioting instead.
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There's literally no point to that Fauci tweet except to stir up the cult. The administration is not going to prosecute Dr. Fauci. No one is prosecuting Dr. Fauci. This is all just the Twitter equivalent of a Trump rally, except now it's this asshole.
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Oprah isn't fuckin responsible for Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil turning into monsters. STOP LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO BLAME EVERY TIME SHITTY WHITE MEN ACT LIKE SHITTY WHITE MEN, YOU SEXIST FUCKS.
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Good morning. Khive exists because 2016 was a fucking catastrophe and some people got together and said "yeah, we're not letting that shit happen ever again" and if you have a problem with that, honestly, you *are* the problem. It's not us, it's you.
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I loved Cheryl Hines so much. I loved Curb, I loved her podcast with Tig. Last year when her stupid husband was saying stupid things, I stuck by her in the belief that we shouldn't punish women for their crappy spouses but no this is waaay over the line now. Bye Cheryl.
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Yeah, sure, pass the torch. To me. So I can stick it up your ass.
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I don't often advise anyone to be scared of anything. I'm not a fear peddler. I hate that crap. But that black flag should scare the fuck out of everyone.
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If you're old enough to remember Rabin and Arafat shaking hands, the grief for what might have been is almost unbearable.
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Hillary didn't bake cookies and it was the end of Western civilization. Kamala buys a pan and somehow she's Marie Antoinette. 😑.
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IF PEOPLE LIKED BERNIE. THEY WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM. END OF FUCKING STORY.
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Nancy thought she was gonna be a king maker. She thought she could bully POTUS *and* MVP off the ticket. Maybe she thought Newsom was the guy. Then she got the shock of her life cause Gavin didn't take the bait and Joe just went all in and sacrificed himself. Fuck off, babe.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT LIZ CHENEY IN 2024?. SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. SHE WILL NOT GIVE YOU ROE, OR HEALTHCARE OR ANYTHING. SHE'S FUCKING TRASH. NOW CUT THAT DUMB SHIT OUT.
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If Joe did this, the entire staffs of CNN and the Times would be running through the streets screaming naked with their hair on fire.
I don't recall seeing anything like this three weeks before an election. Trump is unraveling in front of our eyes. He’s going to lose .
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