They have neither the equipment nor water supply for this and it breaks my heart.
When Governor Abbot says "it could have been worse," I want to air drop him right on the fire line.
The Writers Block Bookstore has a gut wrenching banned book section, specifically for those banished in Florida.
Each book has the stated "reason" for removal and each made me. 💔🤬
Shall we explore a bit?
(1)
"Suspect your neighbours are smoking or growing cannabis? Here are the steps you can take"
Step 1 - ask your neighbours if they have a medical cannabis prescription
Martial law in Equador. Where is the border czar Kamala Harris? Is Joe Biden monitoring the situation with his defense team that he never speaks to? This administration is a complete joke. You are your own folks.
Not nearly as insulting as an ICU stay, buttercup.
But hey, thanks for making it all about your precious feelings and not about those of us who are immune compromised.
Do people know how insulting it is to put on a mask when you come near? It's like saying: I suspect that you are diseased and I don't want your filth near my body. Never mind that it doesn't work. It's ruinous to friendship.
AS a 53yo adopted only child, with nothing but rumor as to how I came to be such, it's TIME.
36 years of zero result searching and worrying about upsetting an otherwise happy family with my surprise existence was a a luxury I can no longer afford.
Wish me luck y'all 🤞
Pastor laments women wearing shorts, then says: "If you dress like that & you get raped & I'm on the jury, he's going to go free...because a man's a man."
Yes, a man is a man--not an animal. And HE is responsible for controlling himself. This pastor needs to resign.
Bless me someone, for I have sinned. 😭
The big red dutch oven is no longer with us because my hands are vile, untrustworthy appendages that let it crash to the floor in pieces yesterday morning.
In case you were wondering what my "Can't Sleep" highlight reel is playing on loop.
You are my anchor, my hero, my lover, my best friend, and the finest man I have ever known. You made my life a fairy tale, baby, and you make me want to be a better human.
Happy Birthday
@LeftyNavySeal
💋💋💋
RIP, Nicola! She fearlessly parachuted into occupied France, the last surviving female member of a secret WW2 spy network, a decorated agent who protected lives and disrupted the Nazi regime.
#WW2
#spy
#Nazi
#Hero
Ain't much like Call of Duty, after all is it, boys?
Finding myself fresh the fuck OUT of empathy for the same breed of asshats who stood over my 14yo gsw patient and declared them an "imminent departure" while I was still wrist deep in their thoracic cavity.
🚨🚨🚨 Brand new Uvalde law enforcement body camera footage shows officers vomiting and sobbing outside after they entered the classroom.
After a months long investigation into why police hesitated during the Uvalde school shooting, the answer is the police were afraid to
Here’s the deal on women’s hair
Men prefer the before
But they aren’t kicking either out of bed
Women compliment the after
Because they hate competition & love using fake compliments to gas ugly chicks - and to look good publicly
But women look better w/ longer hair
This man has gifted me the most beautiful day. 🥹 (Never saw it coming until we were in the Uber.) Planned an entire afternoon for us, including reserved tickets for Dune 2
Lunch begins my introduction to Thai cuisine through Lefty's favorite dishes during his time in Thailand.
What movie did you see way too young as a kid?
Event Horizon made me question God, lmao. Of course, now it's maybe my favorite horror movie of all time.
Update! Elvis is awake and recovering nicely in puppy PACU. Little spot on his neck was an over active sebaceous cyst and requires no further treatment. Two incisor extractions during his dental cleaning and we can bring him home in about 90 minutes. 🥹
@flaminhaystacks
I think women would be great doing the admin type stuff at fire stations, and they could possibly do risk assessments and alarm installations with the right training.
Clearly they shouldn't be on the front line as firefighters though, I think we can all agree on that.
Not a day goes by when I don't miss this extraordinary man who plucked me out of an orphanage and made me the luckiest daughter on earth.
Happy Father's Day 💙
Today, the very 1st biological family member I have ever seen reached out to me on 23 & Me, before I even knew my results were ready.
We haven't interacted yet, but for the 1st time in my life, I can see myself in someone else and that has me all over the emotional map. 😭🫣
It's my Gotcha Day, y'all!
One year ago this weekend
@LeftyNavySeal
flew to Texas to collect four large dogs & little ole me, load us all in a truck, and bring us home to Florida.🥹
Been a *wild* ride ever since and I wouldn't trade a minute of it.🥰
In an 8-1 ruling the AL Supreme Court has ruled that embryos are children.
The ruling effectively gives the same legal standing belonging to born persons, to embryos. Stating that the "wrongful death of a minor act" applies to embryos.
H/T
@mgilles_2000
How many lives have you saved, mr kicker?
How many fires extinguished?
How many dogs have you rescued?
How many CPR classes have you taught?
How many hands have you held as death arrives?
How many babies felt human touch for the 1st time, through your hands?
Sit down ball boy.
Matthew Krol, self proclaimed Michigan Militia Man and Jan 6 terrorist claims he’s not receiving medical care in jail. He admits he was offered treatment at Howard University but refuses to go there because “Obama gave a speech there and it’s mostly Black people that work there”.
Alan Dershowitz: I want to have a list of all the radical feminists who are pushing hard to get the names from the Epstein list revealed.
I want to know, how many of them have ever actually condemned hamas for the rapes. (January 2024)
@Acyn
Actually, young Darius, "solid" men find *us.*
We need not hunt.
Regarding state of your romantic life, let me offer some assistance.
Have you tried not being pitifully jealous of someone's cocker spaniel?
Alrighty then...*dusts off hands*
My guy will be discharged home this evening with all the appropriate medications one would expect after calling the Attending to explain that his Resident is an arrogant, dangerous asshat with three cited medication errors.
🔥💥🔥
My love bug isn't feeling well, refusing food and not especially wanting to drink much either.
Got some water into him via syringe but I'm thinking we may be at the kitty ER this weekend.
Please send sweet George any good vibes you can spare. 🥺
Guess who's running around, drinking and eating without a care in the world? 🥹
Thank you all for the well wishes, kitty advice and love.
(Special shout out to
@SuperSQUID19
, whose blackcurrant jelly kept *me* alive x 3 days 😁)
Universe smacked me with the kitchen floor yesterday, bouncing my ribs off the counter top & breaking everything breakable in the dish rack. Polite requests for better self-care/disease mgmt were ignored, so it added some tactile learning aides.
It knows me, like that.
Damn it.
53 years ago this year on Lawrence Welk, performers “Gail & Dale” sang the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” having no idea tune was about pot.
Lawrence thought the song was a “modern spiritual.” 😂
Good morning. ☕️
Anyone compelled to hop on my feed with even a hint of the cowardly, alternative bullshit that got us here will be skinned for hide and tallo.
As for me and my house:
Asked my former MIL how to make these for my ex, and when I did, he came home, observed my offerings and said, "Mom, made them square for me, not round." 😐
Far too much adrenaline to sleep after bio fam reached out. Found another cousin who's great grandfather is another one of my uncles and she *really* looks like me.
I don't have a word for how this feels.
I've been looking for 35 years.😭
My life sentence began at 4 yrs old and was compounded *every* day for 5 years.
My tiny body, my brain, and my spirit were shredded, some parts unrecoverable.
I healed.
Still healing.
But you won't.
Whining, shunned and exiled for the rest of your days.
May you live forever.
That sound you heard was 52yr old Tisiphone losing her ever loving mind because Luke Skywalker, who she's loved since age 6, knows she exists.🥹
Thanks
@MarkHamill
You made my day!
Laundry mysteries:
Nothing but white towels in the wash. Usual amt of detergent on usual setting.
One pink towel emerges.
Nothing else is tinted and no hidden red sock to be found.
WTH?🤷🏻♀️
Where The Wild Things Are 💔
Removed for being "psychologically damaging to young children" and portraying "images of witchcraft and supernatural elements."
What in the RED NECK SWAMP DWELLING HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??
Thank you, for this display.
@FieldMontgomery
@Tisiphone23
I have never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tisiphone just performed a bit of the Time Warp Dance for me, and it was charming.
Lefty's daughter sent us this *gorgeous* Michael Aram ornament and I was in literal tears, y'all. She has been so welcoming and kind to this strange old gal who fell in love with her father and that means the world to me.
My husband has seven *diagnosed* concussions and continues to present with new symptoms 45 years after incurring the seventh.
There is no such thing as a *mild concussion.*
Over time or all at once one is enough to change the brain and the person, forever.
As someone whose military career came to end due to traumatic brain injuries, I'd like to state that TBI are serious physical injuries. It's well past time we change the narrative on this.
Drunken domestic fuckery at the end of my street just now. Dude dragged his gf about 10 feet when she was trying to get her purse out of the car and get away from him. 🤬
She's safe now, and we're waiting for PD.
"I popped a fence board and led my daughter, Stunt Puppy, on an epic adventure across the golf course this morning and y'all should have seen mom trying to catch us." - Lady Gorgo Inmate
#3
Sit down little lady.
We aren't handing out trophies and you are not our spokesperson.
Black women have carried us kicking and screaming to this moment and you will show some goddamned respect.