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Why is Mudryk also brought on to rescue impossible situations? Then he catches heat for not doing it lmao.
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Your club is the reason Caicedo is the British transfer record.
🗣️ “Everybody is overspending, we didn't!”
Jurgen Klopp discusses what he understands is the ‘Liverpool way’ 🔴
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When Chelsea do this, they insist that we don’t have a plan lol.
Bought Carvalho for £5m.
Sold for that 4x minimum, after two seasons.
Michael Edwards is back baby.
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Sarri on Hazard: “This boy has a talent only Messi surpasses. Sadly, doesn't take himself seriously.” [
@tvdellosport
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#CFC
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Why does he talk like he was Essien?
A PASSIONATE
@Mikel_John_Obi
rant on the Chelsea slide towards "being comfortable" with mediocrity.
A MUST WATCH.
#beINPL
#CFC
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Only one regret: Lewis Hall. The rest has been exceptional business from us.
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Incredible talent. Our fanbase is retarded. Simple.
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One of the best individual actions of the game. However, what’s going unnoticed is Mudryk’s increased maturity on the ball and off it. Not forcing overly risky dribbles, looks to combine more with teammates, and he is finding better positions off the ball. (1/2)
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A lot of maturity in his game today. Mudryk’s progression has been one of the few positives of the season.
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In a couple years, this tweet will do the rounds on Twitter for the absolute meme that it is.
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There’s Chelsea and then there’s Chels.
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There isn’t a narrative I hate more than this idea of all the high G/A strikers being clinical. Haaland misses huge chances every game but he knows he will get another big chance within the same match. At Chelsea, if you miss one big chance you might not get another for 2 weeks.
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We will bag players like Caicedo and an elite attacker to replace Havertz also had Felix begging to stay and more. All this after finishing 12th. Gargantuan institution man, it finally feels like we’re going somewhere.
Chelsea beats the termination clause of €60m + €5m through objectives. After 2 intense weeks, with many meetings between, his representatives Jorge Mendes and Jorge Chijane, Manuel Ugarte opted for Chelsea despite them not being in Europe (via
@Record_Portugal
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Blame a 5ft 9 left winger for not being able to defend Van Dijk from a set piece. Genius!
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“Trossard”… some midtable baller you had to resort to because Shakhtar laughed you out of the room
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We have a proper board
After three rejected contract offers, that would've increased Mason Mount's pay to be in line with the highest earners at
#Chelsea
, an agreement was made to resume negotiations in June. Club insiders say salary and bonuses proved to be the major sticking point.
[via
@TimesSport
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In 2012, Hazard transferred to the Champions of Europe. In 2021, Hazard could be on the move again 👀👀🥶🥶
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£75 million for Bakayoko and Drinkwater, £100 million for Lukaku, £72 million for Havertz, £60 million for Werner, £100 million on Lukaku. All within four years but £25 million wasted on Sanchez is where we draw the line?
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@MauricioPanini
I think he’s saying they went from kids who kicked ball for fun to taking their country into the Euros. My god is his English dreadful though 💀
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Our new ownership would have signed Hazard at 18 years of age. They would not have appointed a dinosaur to preside over a club with young Hazard and KdB. They also wouldn’t have stopped there, they would have gone and swept up other top talents at the time to build the squad.
I’m thankful we didn’t have a wage structure when we battled to sign Eden Hazard 12 years ago.
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If you wanna know why we had to spend £1 billion 👍
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I will never understand how youth enthusiasts will do everything to hype shit players like Gallagher and Rice but have nothing to say about an actual world class talent like Gilmour. I guess Gilmour doesn’t pay them to police Chelsea twitter in his favour 🤷♂️
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Jorginho thrived at Chelsea, Havertz was and is still shit, Pulisic and RLC are in Serie A, Kepa is still Kepa… what is this nonsense man? Such a stupid narrative.
🚨 It is notable how many recent players who have left Chelsea over the past few years are thriving elsewhere.
The overall picture invites further questions about Chelsea’s strategy both before and particularly since the Boehly-Clearlake takeover.
(
@OliverKay
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#CFC
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 for the love of god sack him this second
🚨🔵 Pochettino reveals Chelsea want to sign player good at set-pieces in the summer.
“We don't have a specialist and we were talking about trying to find for next season a good one”.
“Look at West Ham. Ward-Prowse. You add a player like him, you increase the percentage”.
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Nah man we proper pulled their trousers down. Fairs Marina.
🚨 Real Madrid pagará 5 millones de libras al Chelsea por ganar la Supercopa de la UEFA. El contrato de Eden Hazard así lo garantiza.
El contrato finaliza en 2025
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To this day I believe we could have beaten Madrid if we kept Potter. They were even worse than us.
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Shouldn’t you worship him then?
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Since 2018, we have only signed 3 players who have truly gone on to be elite for us:
Jorginho
Kovacic
Thiago Silva
If Boehly doesn’t realise that our scouting system is a disgrace then I don’t know for him.
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“Top players shine regardless of the system” is funny to me. If your best attribute is your passing and you barely get the ball, what exactly are you supposed to do?
If it’s true he’s looking to leave, I honestly couldn’t really care less.
Enzo Fernandez has had a handful of good games in over a year.
And the whole ‘tactics’ chat doesn’t wash - top players would still shine regardless of the system.
75% of games pass him by.
Average.
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Signing Cole Palmer is an idea that never really occurred to me because I just assumed he’d be at City for his whole career. But the moment his name dropped in the media, it all clicked, perfect signing.
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Every single time without fail. Mudryk takes some time to get his confidence, starts performing then gets dropped. He isn’t some 29 year old seasoned veteran, he is a young player with relatively few games under his belt. Horrible level of mismanagement.
He’s just a bare faced liar man, this was mudryks performance in his last league start, he was benched the following game
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He was our best player on the night, his penalty was perfect and all of this playing through an injury. I’ve never seen a defender more unfairly treated in the media than Luiz, he performed in every big game for Chelsea and his ball playing was exceptional.
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Why does Rory keep getting invited? He’s an absolute embarrassment to the fanbase and has zero knowledge of football.
Is Mauricio Pochettino the right man for Chelsea? 🤔
Rory Jennings & Flav disagree... 🍿
#SaturdaySocial
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Pochettino’s sacking is somehow looking even more justified now. I genuinely didn’t believe that was possible.
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Why are people equating us to Man City? We’ve never inflated our sponsorship income, our books were literally scrutinised by the government, dozens of law firms, consortiums and investment banks last season. Not to mention that Boehly probably wouldn’t have even bought us.
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There’s a huge difference between the people who truly understand what he is saying and those who think he was speaking about managers like Poch.
He is patient with the overall process, not with random subpar individuals.
Chelsea co-owner Todd Boehly: “The number one thing is you got to be patient”
🤐
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S-tier talents owned by Chelsea (no order):
- Kendry Paez
- Enzo Fernandez
- Mykhailo Mudryk
- Reece James
- Malo Gusto
- Levi Colwill
- Romeo Lavia
- Angelo Gabriel
- Cole Palmer
Hopefully we can add Benjamin Sesko to this list soon. The future looks incredibly bright. 👍🏿
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He is the franchise player whether certain spastics in this fanbase like it or not
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Your account is “ChelsTransfer” broski, nobody asked for your input I promise you. Just gather the news and shut up.
Imagine Roman Abramovich approving the transfers of Jhon Durán or Samu Omorodion as the striker of Chelsea Football Club.
Maybe Didier Drogba was right…
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Poch’s downfall will be Misha’s rise
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You’ll never hear Guardiola talk like this on British television, just shows you how low of an opinion he has on the football culture in this country. Part of it is also down to the fact that our journalists are incapable of asking these philosophical questions.
literally the most important aspect of football here take Guardiola words for it
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So 30 goals conceded in 16 games and we’re supposed to be impressed? Only won half our games? Lost the Carabao Cup final and the FA cup semi final in embarrassing fashion. Humiliated by Arsenal and Liverpool. Is this meant to be impressive?
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We lost a special, special manager. I love Potter but he’s nowhere near Tuchel’s level man.
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Enzo Fernandez is a great midfielder because of his ability to turn defence into attack in an instant. His passing range, technique and vision is outstanding. It’s rare that he will overhit or under-hit a pass, even at great distances. Final ball ability is good too.
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Thomas Tuchel’s aura alone was giving Pep sleepless nights. Fuck you, Todd Boehly.
Pep Guardiola was so obsessed with Chelsea and Thomas Tuchel 😭
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So imagine it’s 2012 and we’re heavily linked to Hazard. We all know what a certain side of this fanbase would be saying…
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We actually haven't terrorised our way through this CL. We have outplayed every opponent we have had so far in the knockout stages. This really is a new Chelsea, something special is happening regardless of whether we win the CL or not this season.
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Vivell wanted Szoboszlai and Nagelsmann so Winstanley told him to pack his bags. I love my club.
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Any players who don’t “understand” why Pochettino was sacked can join him too.
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WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING STRIKER
Chelsea after Madueke? Are they going to ignore the midfield and a striker then?
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The worst part is that were it not for Mendy and Kante, we’d probably be in the final right now.
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I can’t emphasise enough how disheartening it is to see Gallagher in these lineups. Any excitement I have for the game evaporates.
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I’ll believe it when someone like Fabrizio, Ornstein etc. tweets it. As of right now, Dembele to Chelsea feels too good to be true.
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Over the years, we’ve had near misses with some truly fantastic players. Stones, Alisson and Pogba come to mind. There is no way we’d have missed out if Boehly was in charge, Marina’s penny pinching killed us.
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For me it’s obvious. Everything at the club can change but Tuchel cannot and should not be touched.
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For any Chelsea fan stupid enough to be excited by this, just remember that Man City would hang up the call if we’d asked about Bernardo instead. We’re literally buying Cucurella for them.
Raheem Sterling accepted Chelsea as future destination weeks ago after direct talk with Tuchel - and personal terms fully agreed, he’ll be among best paid players. 🚨🔵
#CFC
Chelsea and City, set to agree final fee around £45m and then it will be completed.
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Boehly is an incredibly intelligent man. Some of us understood from the offset, others will take another year to catch up.
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This is what we’ve been trying to defeat for four years. Absolute sicko.
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Jorginho is a once in a generation midfielder. Not only is he highly intelligent, technical and consistent but he’s a leader who always gives everything. An excellent example to teammates and younger players, I hope we see players like him in the future.
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One of the worst features of English football culture is this constant and all consuming focus on intangibles after poor performances. It’s always “they don’t care” or “no leadership” as opposed to a rational analysis of tactical mistakes or technical deficiencies in the squad.
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Biggest sign that Pochettino is sabotaging the club? The English trio of Chilwell, Gallagher, and Sterling. He talks about standards then starts literally the worst three players at the club.
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I like Potter a lot but there’s just no comparison to Tuchel, our defensive structure has been all over the place for too many games already. Don’t let the clean sheets fool you, Kepa has single-handedly earned almost all of them.
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“BCT twitter” is one spooky place. It’s a lot of people who just started watching football being told that dribbling is all that matters in football.
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I remember when De Zerbi sat at a press conference before his game against Arsenal last season and told the entirety of the English press he’s going to pipe Arsenal. He then went to beat them 3-0 at the Emirates. Cojones.
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You want a marquee signing
@boehly
? Take your pick at one of Dembele, Joao Felix, Dybala or Neymar, don’t waste our fucking time with Sterling. This is just unacceptable.
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He’s got Enzo playing like some second striker. God I hate this manager.
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GRANDMA, IT WAS TODAY 😭😭😭
We have defeated evil guys
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have reached an agreement with Chelsea to sign Mason Mount. Deal for 24yo England midfielder worth up to £60m (£55m + £5m adds). Permission given to do medical + finalise personal terms. Now to paperwork stage
@TheAthleticFC
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The ceiling of this squad is higher than anything Chelsea has seen since 2010, arguably ever. They can call me insane but I don’t care, this is an elite team.
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People talk about the Sarri cult but mark my words, if De Zerbi is hired, we’re going to reach new levels of intolerable. Either join us or don’t, the choice is yours.
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How was Tuchel lucky when we controlled the game so well on and off the ball? It’s one of the best tactical masterclasses I’ve ever seen.
1 it’s crazy the full match is on twitter now
2 ngolo kante and Thiago Silva were both more important than Kai havertz
3 this back line was insane
4 if this game was played 10x I think we win maybe 2/10
5 Tuchel was quite lucky here
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Abysmal footballer. Vivell wanted this brother and Nagelsmann at my football club una. Paul Winstanley saved my club.
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Glad to see the Tuchel slander has died down recently, I think too many people were forgetting that he’s the only reason we can show up to stadiums like the Bernabeu and have hope.
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I’m actually laughing, Winstanley came in and immediately said who the fuck does this Mount guy think he is. If he sells Mount, it might just confirm to me we have an elite operator as our sporting director.
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I’ve come to a realisation that out of the bad options that are Nagelsmann and Enrique, Enrique is the better choice. We have a young squad that’s bound to get confused with the former’s incessant tinkering. We need a return to basics and a strong character in the dressing room.
🚨🚨🚨
Currently, Luis Enrique is the closest coach to take over the Chelsea job in the summer
Yesterday there were talks between Enrique and Paul Winstanley
So far things are going in the direction of Luis Enrique
There are other options, most notably Nagelsmann
But until now
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What I will never understand is how journalists saw Gallagher have a purple patch until December, then perform terribly for the rest of the season and had the nerve to write articles about how he should start for Chelsea next season. Tom Davies with PR.
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That Maatsen pass is exactly why we can’t have these non-creative low IQ players in the
#10
position. There’s no chance Chukwuemeka, Nkunku or Mount, Havertz in the past ever find that pass. If we get Zakharyan eventually, you will see these passes all the time. Same for Cherki.
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Anyone who calls Mudryk a low IQ player is an absolute idiot. Watching these clips of him at Shakhtar and his matches after being given a consistent run of games, you can see how quickly Mudryk’s brain works. That goal at ~1:20 epitomises Mudryk.
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Chelsea fans still haven’t wrapped their heads around the fact that we are no longer run by a short sighted owner with no plan. Potter is an integral part of Boehly’s process, he works in tandem with the new recruitment staff and they’re building something special together.
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I never wanted Fofana signed back in 2022. I have always wanted him to be sold. However now, he must be sold. Dreadful player and garbage human being with a victim complex. Get the fuck out of my club cunt
@Wesley_Fofana3
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Chelsea fans are hilarious. When Havertz isn't playing and we're in poor form, he's the missing piece; when Mount isn't playing and we're in poor form, he's the missing piece and on it goes with other players. The truth is that our squad is only good enough for top four.
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Tony has always been sensible, one of the few people defending Sarri all those years back. Top guy.
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Thank you for laying the groundwork for Mount’s exit gaffer, forever in your debt 👍🏿
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Grown man with kids by the way
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Kante gave away two goals last night and Mendy assisted Benzema in the first leg but yes, let's chastise our defensive midfielder for not being peak Suarez
Jorginho didn’t have time to hop and skip there. What to expect 🤣 La la la la.
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To be fair, Mason Mount does look mad uncomfortable here if I’m reading the body language right. I don’t think this guy ever truly wanted to leave Chelsea, he tried to make a play for a better contract, it not only failed but we appointed Winstanley and Stewart who clearly didn’t
Masons dad Tony: 'Mason...this dressing room man....home mate, HOME. Who would have thought aye, when I bought you up here as little boy' 🥺🥺
Mason: 'I know, special init' [rubs his dads shoulder]
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Potter’s a good person and manager. It’s the right decision but I hope people show him respect. Good luck for the future, Potter.
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Chelsea fans who spent years lecturing everyone about serial winners really fighting for Pochettino with their lives. Something isn’t quite right in their small brains.
Pochettino
Espanyol - 0 trophies
Southampton - 0 trophies
Tottenham - 0 trophies
PSG - 3 trophies
Chelsea- 0 trophies
Make nobody gaslight you. He no reach.
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I'm not even joking when I say this, Tuchel has genuinely made Pep go mad. He'd never be signing Ronaldo if Lampard was still our manager.
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Can we please have a statement on this from the modern day Martin Luther King Jr
@Wesley_Fofana3
?
Jugadores franceses siendo racistas con personas asiáticas.
Hey
@Wesley_Fofana3
say something
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