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@DavidJNeal
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Journalist since 1986. Walking non-sequitur. Retweets aren't endorsements. Eating is a pleasure in which I indulge with enthusiasm. #OneHeraldGuild #ReadLocal
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@patrickDurusau
@peltzj
@VanessaZangard1
@MsPackyetti
@AngryBlackLady
I explained it to my melanin-deficient loved ones this way: You can just live life in this country. I have to navigate it.
Hope that helps you understand.
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@MonroeFromManoa
@Seinfeld2000
the outtakes from him landing on the pasta were similar.
Some of Frank Costanza's hilarious speech tics were Jerry Stiller giving himself another couple of seconds to remember his line.
That is a professional.
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@nfray20
@lastcharmander
@SoManyEarwigs
@Bredloveee
โNew luxury high rises are going up there. Weโll need to build another high school.โ
โBut looking at the probable number of residents with kids, why canโt they just go to Booker T. Washington/Martin Luther King High right over there?โ
โUhhhh, weโll, you seeโฆ
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Florida still not reporting how many hospitalized with COVID. DeSantis wonโt say why.
By โฆ
@samanthajgross
โฉ
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@Cynthia7_2
@DonCheadle
Remember, Don, you're allowed to care about only one group of people. Uno. And it must be the group that's obvious from your melanin count.
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@joshgreenman
"Respect," Aretha Franklin. As Otis Redding said at Monterrey in 1967, "That girl STOLE that song from me..."
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@atrupar
Even talking about hurricane size, he can't stop a wallowing in superlatives, six-year-old style.
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When they don't want you to see what you should be seeing, it usually means they're doing what they shouldn't be doing.
The Florida Senate is about to take up a bill that would let the DeSantis administration hide records about the governor's travel from the public.
And the Senate is going to *expand* the bill to make it even easier for the governor to conceal records.
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Nothing said yet about what happened in Buffalo yesterday.
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@TheBarbarienne
@jxeker
Great ensemble comedy requires great, unselfish teamwork.
It's similar to sports. Betty was hot and rolling so they just keep feeding her the rock.
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When they don't want you to see what you should be seeing, they were doing what they shouldn't have been doing.
The City of Uvaldeโs private law firmโs 10 page brief to Ken Paxton seeking his approval to withhold information related to the shooting that has been subject to public records requests.
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Florida kids, check out this thread.
I learned about it in school, years later wrote my big junior year US history paper on it, but, as it falls between the Civil War and โI Have a Dream,โ your teachers might be told to skip it. Feelings might be hurt.
On this day in 1896, the U.S Supreme Court delivered its decision in Plessy v. Ferguson, establishing the โseparate but equalโ doctrine and authorizing discrimination by states.
This marked the formal beginning of Jim Crow Laws.
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@Yamiche
She doesn't really fact check him on the economy, she just says "That's not true."
Fact checking would be quoting numbers back at him to puncture his claims about the economy.
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If it was planted,
@jkbjournalist
wouldn't have had to grind on it for approximately 75 times longer than you were working in the White House (not an exaggeration). So unless you've got something to say about the facts, sit your tired fired butt down and shut the funk up.
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@CrimeInNYC
The fact that you intimated there's something to be worried about in a guy who appears to be dancing unobtrusively in place, not saying anything to anybody, not even being loud says much more about you than anyone in that subway car.
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@TDISportsClips
@OldTakesExposed
There really needs to be more non-sequitur moments like this in sports broadcasting.
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PREACH
And check out
@MiamiHerald
. Maybe get a subscription for yourself. Or, Dad (Fatherโs Day coming...)
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@Ron_Clements
@NHL
@kevdee_18
@JohnnyGWeir
Lifelong puckhead, covered the NHL for 12 years as a daily beat. Seen quite a few hockey players improve their skating or credit their skating ability to figure skating training. Haven't seen the reverse. Figure skaters are badass.
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@CrazyFanTakes
In the nutjob fan's defense, his spelling does show the need for improvement in our educational system.
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@AngryBlackLady
Close friend lost her longtime all-but-husband to a sudden heart attack and a good friend to substance abuse within a few months of each other.
Some wondered why she was still grieving months later. I was amazed she wasnโt in a rage room daily.
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@katikokal
Only in the last 10-15 years have I gotten my relatives (Ok, Mom) to stop calling with โYou know thereโs a storm coming your way?โ
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That's like saying I'm The Herald's tallest black reporter...
That might have been the best drive of the year by the Dolphins offense.
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Not only would I really appreciate it if you read Miami Herald stories today, but I'd doubly appreciate you not having anything to do with anything
@nytimes
today as the
@NYTimesGuild
has a one-day walkout to get their bargaining negotiations moving.
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Need to put some respect on
@jeffkleinman
's name.
We know not when he sleeps. We know it's not normal hours.
The Miami Beach-raised longtime Herald man got the 2:11 a.m. scanner report confirmed, wrote the first story & alert, launched reporters to the scene and our coverage.
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Stanley Cup Final wins since May 3, 1967:
Vegas 3
Panthers 1
Toronto 0
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I wouldn't be the first or the 1,000th to say what happens in Florida often is prologue for what'll happen in the rest of the country...
With all these GOP laws, the vagueness is the point. Officials who aren't certain whether this or that will run afoul of the state err on the side of book banning, seeing it as the "safe" option.
What's happening in Iowa now shows exactly how this works.
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@SoleCedro
@MiamiHerald
@FrancisSuarez
Thank you for letting us know that
@joeflech
is still doing his job.
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One of the NHL Network guys said he watched Luongo's speech and thought, "He can't be playing." Then playing as well as he did with the focus necessary (a goalie's every mistake goes on the scoreboard) is one of the great performances you'll see in a reg. season game.
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Passing cars honking support during the pre-protest sign baring at the start of Miracle Mile. Organizers, UM PhD students, said they wanted to take this message to a community disconnected from the
#GeorgeFloyds
and
#BreonnaTaylors
.
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Florida, baby...
Legislator without higher-ed experience is named president of a Florida state college
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@CrazyFanTakes
As a fan of many "minor" sports, whenever I see something like this, I think "Your brand of crazy is not helping your brand of sport."
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A 23-year-old man got murdered in Pembroke Pines and we pretty much don't know shit else right now because 65% of you voted for this Marsy's Law bullshit last November.
If you give public entities a way to withhold information from you, they will. And it will rarely benefit you.
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If you blame Marlins Park's location for
#Marlins
attendance, you ignore that the AAA is 5-min away. It's the franchise, not the location.
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@female1st
@FizzlyFruited
Every time I see a woman with "daddy issues," I listen and make a mental note: please, God, help me not do this to my daughter.
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I'll order the ABA -- that's a fingerroll (Gervin) and two dunks (Dr. J & David Thompson) and some chicken (Kentucky Colonels).
Four NBA scoring titles. You old school guys know what the Iceman was about.
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The accident scene where
#Marlins
young star pitcher Jose Fernandez died last night.
@clarkspencer
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@willmenaker
Kelly Clarkson? Linda Ronstadt? They've got talent, but, come on. When Linda Ronstadt covered a song, it felt like a rip off. When Aretha covered a song, it felt like hers.
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Rarely has hearing someone use appropriated Black slang been so hard on my Black American ears.
here's Ron DeSantis in South Carolina saying "woke" 7 times in 20 seconds
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We've worked next to each other for decades and, occasionally, with each other. Now, the staffs of the
@MiamiHerald
&
@elnuevoherald
have come together as
@OneHeraldGuild
to protect and build on the journalism we can bring.
#OneHeraldGuild
#ReadLocal
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@WholesomeMeme
She made the shirt for me at camp when she was 6 or 7. I wore it for her HS graduation.
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@KLV1063
@sagesteele
Did they die for a song? I thought they died for rights (speech, vote, etc.) & the spirit of the rights-protecting laws
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Galaga still rules. Get the double ship shooting and go get me a Dr. Pepper because your turn won't be coming for a while...
This was the only cup worth drinking out of in 1983.
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On the 95 south exit to Overtown.
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Our editorial board has taken a lot of hits. So happy to see it rewarded for this work.
#ReadLocal
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@Fly_Sistah
@TananariveDue
The first time you're in a country whose racism doesn't target you, it's amazing how relaxed you feel.
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Funk him.
When I got diagnosed, I was in the best shape of my adult life, cardio or weights daily, alcohol or soft drinks once a week, best eating pattern of my life.
And if I didn't have health care, I'd be economically buried.
@ThanksCancer
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey: The 'best solution' is to not need health care and for Americans to change how they eat and live (via
@CNBCMakeIt
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I saw several Parkland Douglas parents & Parkland residents who thought it was the perfect time to talk gun laws. And they actually know the families for which you purport to show such concern.
Can the Left let the families grieve for even 24 hours before they push their anti-gun and anti-gunowner agenda? My goodness. This isn't about a gun it's about another lunatic.
#FloridaShooting
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Wife Put No Pressure on Husband to Spend a Week Celebrating Her Birthday: Wife.
Putin put no pressure on Russia to beat Spain at World Cup: Kremlin
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@mortreport
@caplannfl
Unfortunately, the Colts defensive line also was underinflated and by many more pounds.
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@TizzyEnt
I've written about a lot of these cases, one of which involved someone at my kid's school.
Maybe the officer is PO'ed that she has to deal with this 6 hrs later, but that's no excuse for acting like an 11-year-old has criminal fault here.
@ColumbusPolice
, expect better.
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He smelled what he heard and, yep, he knew what he was talking about -- ol' girl's boy fires off a "n----- lover"
I donโt know who this Lyft driver is but he deserves an award and a seat in Congress.
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@AndrewRecord
@MediumSizeMeech
If you reach into my cart, I donโt know that youโre not reaching for my clutch.
So, while some people call my clutch a โman purse,โ you can call it the reason I started taking out 400 years of anger on your fingers and face when you reached into my cart.
Bro.
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When it came time to literally come with the receipts, they came withโฆa lawyer warning the
@MiamiHerald
about posting/publishing the story.
Child, pleaseโฆ
Citadel's Ken Griffin gave F1 tickets to Mayor
@FrancisSuarez
, the
@MiamiHerald
learned. After questions about laws prohibiting gifts from those lobbying the city, both said Suarez covered the costโbut produced no receipt.
w/
@tessriski
&
@joeflech
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Miami-Dade adopted a Tenant Bill of Rights last year. Legislature seeks to evict it. By โฆ
@lmower3
โฉ
Is โbig governmentโ is only when federal law is involved? Because there seems to be a fair amount of big footing going on by state to county/city.
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Model of the Super Bowl-ready (they hope) Sun Life Stadium. The canopy is only half there for model sake
#dolphins
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@Super70sSports
Subterranean Homesick Blues.
I'd argue it's the first rap song. It's written like one and what Bob does can barely be called singing...
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@Smithers_Rob
@gunnerhal
@TerrieRizzo
@chrisrock
When's the last time you saw an educated white person who has held public office called "articulate" in an analysis of positive debate performances? Or, put another way, thanks for the compliment, but were you not expecting someone agile with the language?
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Selling plasma is something I did as a senior in college for an extra $35 a week for extra $$$ to make ends meet.
Itโs not something a professional full-time staffer at a
@mcclatchy
outlet should have to do.
For me cost-burdened means not being able to afford to see family, going into debt to pay off emergency expenses, and babysitting and selling plasma to make ends meet.
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@MarkCapps10
@RickKarle
@AlabamaFTBL
@rosebowlgame
@NDFootball
@UA_Athletics
There are plenty of jobs that require a lot of work, contribute much to society (and donโt pay what a coach of a D1 college-affiliated football team gets paid), but have people who seem to get by being called by their name or typical courtesy titles.
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@elonmusk
@JessStandsOut
As one who has written on many child porn stories that involve Twitter, you might want to hold your tsk tsk-ing, Bro.
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This Tweet was from June.
It's almost as if some people saw this coming from far away...
I know we all hope that Trump loses in Novemeber, but I think that we should be ready for the nightmare scenario where if contesting the election doesn't work, he still continues to have rallies where he tries to convince his followers that he is the legitimate President.
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@MorePerfectUS
Billionaire complaining segment of population is refusing to be vastly underpaid just so company can maintain its profit margin.
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@itsedwilliams
On no-cushion benches for the true old schoolers among us...I used to wonder, "can we at least start early?" Nothing like riding past the Catholic churches, already in post-service parking lot chat, knowing you're about to go in until halftime of the early NFL games.
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It's always interesting to see who writes letters of support in these child sexual material/child sexual abuse cases, especially after a guilty plea.
His church showed up to support him at his sentencing and wrote letters to the judge asking for leniency.
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Our daily case number reports are, usually, the dayโs most read story. Utility stories โ where can I? How can I? When is this open? โ also were among the top stories in traffic.
COVID news leads off the local TV news each morning.
So for whom and when was virus info not news?
Lesson moving forward:
1.Even when its not in the news,the virus is still here
2.Try to stay home more
3.If you decide to go out try for smaller groups & outdoors
4.Take extra measures to protect those in your life at higher risk
5.Wash your hands & use a mask more
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That's the in-stadium, front page produced for brandishing by players and fans in the postgame.
Just so you folks know: when you see players in the stadium holding front pages like this minutes after their win, it's not a special edition of the paper. It's a page. Literally.
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@JoeReynolds2020
@Phil_Lewis_
@TheValuesVoter
Says someone who hasnโt lived one day as a Black American.
(Tip: we learn about this stuff early. Because, unfortunately, such sentiments are not always not-so-distant history but a current, personal event)
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Iโd say about 70 folks. Crowd slowly growing. Six
@CoralGablesPD
officers on bikes across the street. One of the organizers just said through a bullhorn โWe will not be triggered!โ after a Guy in a Trump/Pence shirt and carrying an NRA flag rode by and through.
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@jenwsheehan
@AdamWeinstein
@davidhogg111
I know when I was his age, if I had lived through what those kids lived through, having friends murdered in our school and had this person in my face talking about it being fake or a false flag...I would not have been that cool. At all.
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Staying silent for the length of time the police officer had his knee on
#GeorgeFloyd
โs throat.
#GeorgeFloydProtests
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@MattWalshBlog
Youโre assuming that jump in rate comes from women just leaving and not from guys who canโt handle earning less than their wife and burning down the relationship.
Which, from my experience, is one obese assumption.
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You want to know what's up with the Lord of the Flies world that is Florida's prison system, read the work of
#OneHeraldGuild
members
@conarck
&
@jkbjournalist
over the last several years.
#Florida
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Miami-Dade's mass transit system is a continuous piss on the ankles of our citizens, a monument to ineptitude, apathy & greed
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"They didn't go on a mission to Gold's Gym" Sitake's contributions are like Ali's left hook -- not often seen, hits hard when there.
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Hank Goldberg, a foundational figure of Miami sports radio, dies at age 82.
Thanks to โฆ
@canesvoice
โฉ โฆ
@BigOShow
โฉ & โฆ
@MarcHochman
โฉ for their help on this.
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Bernie Madoffโs sister and her husband dead in murder-suicide in Palm Beach home, cops say.
#Florida
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WHOA.
In a move that caught everyone off guard, the defense in the Nikolas Cruz case rests their case. They called fewer than half of the expected 80 witnesses they said theyโd be calling to testify. Judge Elizabeth Scherer was notably furious with the move.
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French massage parlors open 'til 5 p.m. on Sundays...
Patriots owner Robert Kraft is among the expected guests at the US-Netherlands World Cup Final
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@aldiazphoto
on the scene for the
@MiamiHerald
of
#FIU
's 15-14 upset of
#UCF
http://t.co/ldISUIkxqy
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Garfinkel on the broadcast: "It needs to be said -- I can tell you from working with him for many years, Stephen Ross is a good man."
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@AkilahObviously
They have their own distinct ways, as Iโve seen my daughter sign things. Of all the things this generation has to deal with, thatโs not making the playoffs among stuff I worry about.
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