Seinfeld Current Day
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Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled and still NBC comedy program today?
Joined January 2013
today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years
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jerry stiller making JLD break is still one of the funniest things ever
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JERY SEINFELD: whats the deal with airplane peanuts oh no. [CEO OF AMERICAN AIRLINES STARTS MARCHING TOWARD STAGE].
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.
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here it is the full bee movie script in one twete
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when someone asks me what i think abt F·R·I·E·N·D·S
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If u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son. jery had 73 girlfriends throughout seinfelds run.
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JERY: no colusion?. KRAM: NO COLUSION. JERY: how do you know. KRAM: i got the report rite here! my friend bob sacamano got a copy. GERG: this is a pile of papers, its all out of order. KRAM: he didnt have time to collate it. JERY: so there was no collation?. KRAM: NO COLLATION.
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as the stars arive at the academy awards, remember that no one will ever top what jason alexander wore to the oscars red carpet in 1998
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its not space jam without the heart of the franchise
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I turn on Zoom and see my son treating his body like an AMUSEMENT PARK
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dropped off a big salad at Julia louis dreyfus hollywood star .Nothing but respect for MY president
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JERY: you slid into her DMs??. KRAM: slid RIGHT in. GERG: i never slide. not a slider. KRAM: oh you gotta slide. Thats the whole point of the DMs! . JERY: how about you, you ever slide into the DMs?. ELANE: depends on the D.
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can this pic of gamecube costanza get 100,000 bookmarks
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INDIANA JONES: that belongs in a MUSEUM. PHOBE WALLER BRIGE: so do your heteronormative values. INDIANA: not helping. PHEOBE: thats what women are to you (to camera) “the help”. *CGI de-aged osama bin laden runs away with dial *. INDY: you idiot now we’ll never stop 9/11.
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JERY: so how was your date with dracula last night. ELANE: he did the mash. JERY: he did the MASH?. ELANE: (wiping glasses) he did the monster mash. JERY: and? was it a graveyard smash?. ELANE: it was not.
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"must be hard guarding jeffrey epsteins cell on your feet all day, wouldnt you be more comfortable in a chair ?"
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GERGE: hey can u spot me for lunch? Im a little short on cash. JERY: crypto?. GERGE: crypto. JERY: what happened i thought u bought the dip!. GERG: I did! but then it dipped again. JERY: it double dipped?. GERGE: I DOUBLE DIPPED THE CRYPT.
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what if we all simply voluntered to help the USPS like jery
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looks like elon is blowing up twitter. is this a social media site or one of his cars?
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KRAM: im CANCELED jery!. JERY: canceled?. KRAM: FULLY CANCELED . JERY: by who?. KRAM: who else? twiter. JERY: cant you get uncanceled?. KRAM: Jery once you get canceled, thats it! theres no coming back. JERY: i told you not to twete the n word. KRAM: i thought you meant "newman".
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what if Bieber diplo and skrilex created the seinfeld theme.
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seinfeld, 2008: jery get ipod. seinfeld, 2018: jery eat tide pod.
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whenever this mf shows up in an episode of seinfeld u know its about to be a good episode of seinfeld
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UNCLE LEO: you hear about kanye?. JERY: no. i dont really keep up w–. UNCLE LEO:
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