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Travis Kelce should be the VP pick:
> White guy
> Midwest
> Good on TV
> High name-ID
> Big wins in FL, AZ and NV
> No issues playing second fiddle to a person of color or a woman
> Brother could deliver PA
> Would simply beat the shit out of JD Vance on live tv
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They’re doubting you, 46.
They think you’re washed, 46.
They think they can bully you, 46.
They don’t think you have the courage, 46.
They’ve forgotten what you can do, 46.
Are you ready to show them, 46?
🚨 BREAKING: Israel's Netanyahu has said he will defy Joe Biden’s "red line" and invade Rafah.
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It sucks when candidates run scared and abandon popular progressive policies but I think people need to remember what things used to be like. So take a quick tour with me through the dark ages of the 00’s and 10’s
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1. The classic Joe Manchin “Dead Aim” ad
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BREAKING: Michael Cera named as Kamala Harris’s running mate after he successfully defeated seven other contenders in trial by combat.
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Hakeem Jeffries has received more total lifetime votes to be speaker than any person at least since the civil war, and he’s only been the democratic caucus leader for 10 months.
FIRST BALLOT
JEFFRIES -- 212
JORDAN -- 200
MCCARTHY -- 6
ZELDIN -- 3
SCALISE -- 7
GARCIA -- 1
EMMER -- 1
COLE -- 1
MASSIE -- 1
No speaker elected.
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Remember, America is a blue country with some red cornfields. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Jefferson wasn’t growing them himself was he?
In her latest campaign video, Kamala Harris wrongly claimed to be the first vice president to ever grow chili peppers. Thomas Jefferson was growing them in 1767!
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My favorite Gorbachev moment was when he said “it’s gorbin’ time!” and gorbed all over the place.
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I fully oppose Israeli apartheid but if you’re gonna tell me that attending a Shabbat meal at Hillel is problematic my response is going to be “Fuck you”
@kosher_nostra
Why would that be a problem? Hillel routinely invites war criminals to speak at campuses lol
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BREAKING: House GOP nominates
*spins wheel*
Joe McDonald, the
*shakes magic 8 ball*
“Assistant to the majority leader.” A group of holdouts voted for
*draws community chest card*
Rep. Mike Dickerson in protest of
*consults oracle of delphi*
McDonald’s stance on Crypto.
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There’s gonna be a bunch of flaming hot op-eds in 5-10 years about how Florida kids can’t get into out of state colleges
NEW: Florida just approved PragerU Kids’ right-wing propaganda videos for use in public school classrooms. There's copaganda, celebrations of colonialism, and more. Follow along for some lessons DeSantis et al are foisting on students.
Me at
@mmfa
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My definitive Org. Chart of the House Republican Caucus
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“Are you still a believer in judicial review? Because at 7 it’s marginal, right?”
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The last time Texas pissed off Alabamians this badly,
@lyndonbajohnson
had just signed the voting rights act
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I know just the guy
NBC News: Trump's arraignment can't go forward unless he finds local counsel — and it's unclear whether he has.
At least one prominent Miami-based defense attorney has turned down Trump.
If Trump doesn't find local counsel, the surrender and first appearance will still happen,
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We need to talk about Downtown Atlanta.
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13. Rep. John Barrow (D-GA) in 2012. This guy ran for GA Supreme Court as a pro-choice candidate this year btw.
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Drinking game for Wednesday:
DeSantis says “woke”: one sip
Hunter Biden is mentioned: two sips
Nikki Haley suggests Kamala is the real president: take a shot
Mike Pence says “I swore an oath”: one shot
Johnson, Burgum or Suarez get mentioned by another candidate: two shots
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@ampol_moment
This is where Nixon realized Presidents could break the rules and get away with it
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I know there a list but the phrasing makes it sound like he’s announcing the National Revolutionary Transitional Council on state TV
PATRICK McHENRY takes the chair and announces that he is now the Speaker pro tempore until a successor to Kevin McCarthy is elected.
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@adamcbest
Counter the guy who left the state to go to Yale with the guy that went to U of Cincinnati
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@RealMayraFan
For the record, this isn’t more people being gay, it’s more people being openly gay.
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My favorite Jesse Chavez fact is that he pitched in the Brooks Conrad walk-off grand slam game.
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Like what do you even mean by "what would NATO do?"
Kill them bro. It's a military alliance, not the fucking UN.
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Killing congestion pricing & then hoping the furor all blows over is so fucking funny because every single time someone walks through a car-choked intersection or has a shitty subway/bus ride from now until the end of time they will think of and blame
@GovKathyHochul
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BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg claims British crown: “The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, you have shocked the nation!”
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Fun fact: Atlanta was designed in such a way that it cannot be invaded by Russians.
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There are 24 Emmers in a Scalise, 7 Scalises in a Jordan, 10 Jordans in a McCarthy
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2. Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR) ran this in 2010 (she still got smoked)
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Everyone’s a YIMBY until a synagogue wants to expand
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@Childofchalk
@PeppermintFlyBy
There are so few black people in WY that it might not matter.
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@RichardHanania
This you?
Oh my god a 22 year old girl had sex with a 16 year old guy, call the police.
Joke society.
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UC Berkeley predates the city of Berkeley, employs a majority of its residents and generates most of the cities revenue instead of the “tax paying homeowners” are in fact not paying much taxes bc of prop 13. And the freeloaders are *stunned* that a college town has college kids!
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COME AND TAKE IT
PARIS (AP) — American gymnast Jordan Chiles must return her bronze medal after court mandates score change, IOC confirms.
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@Noahpinion
@t0nyyates
I think the recession made the US version iconic just because they were perfectly positioned to talk about it both from a serious plot moving way and also to mock it.
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4. “Two Washingtons” by Sen. Michael Bennett (D-CO) is a reminder of what the tea party wave looked liked on the ground.
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I don’t have anything to promote but uh, make sure you’re registered to vote and follow me for the occasional banger.
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Logging on quickly to propose a Braves lineup for tomorrow:
C: Ryan Lavarnway
1B: Pedro Ciriaco
2B: Jace Peterson
3B: Hector Olivera
SS: Daniel Castro
LF: Adonis Garcia
CF: Cameron Maybin
RF: Todd Cunningham
P: Matt Wisler
Oh wait,
That was the actual lineup on 10/4/2015
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TurboTax is dead and $1.50 hotdogs are alive
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The mistake people make with these peace offers of years past is they look at a map and judge just based on borders. The issues with all these past offers are not necessarily about territorial control (though there are some issues) but really… everything else.
Ideally Mahmoud Abbas would have accepted borders similar to this in 2008, and there would be joint control of the old city of Jerusalem by now:
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The “we’re not going back” framing is frankly an absolute masterstroke.
Vice President Harris: Trump and his extreme Project 2025 agenda... Can you believe they put that thing in writing? Read it. It’s 900 pages. When you read it, you will see Donald Trump intends to cut Social Security and Medicare, give tax breaks to billionaires, end the
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I finally finished my 1776 seat U.S. Congress. Insets of major metros are below. Feel free to ask questions or ask for other insets!
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A lot of people chafe at favorable invocations of Rabin and I get why… but Rabin is deified by many diaspora Jewish circles and simply pointing out that “Rabin is dead, his policies are dead, his party is dead and his murderers run the country” is a powerful argument to them.
i think israelis are not interested in a two state solution because the people who murdered yitzhak rabin are in charge and the annexation of the west bank and the liquidation of every gazan civilian they can get away with are policy
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3. Here’s a doozy from Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) in 2008
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5. Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) couldn’t save her seat in 2014 with this ad, titles “4 CEO’s”
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@luke_d_ismas
I don’t think it would be *her* ego I think it would be some swifties parasocial ego
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7. Sen. Barbara Boxer focusing on protectionism and tax cuts in… *California*
Man 2010 was awful.
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One can argue Nancy Pelosi saved both Cuellar and Omar
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11. Rep. Jim Cooper (D-TN) hung on until 2022 but this ad is peak 2010.
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@jpcintheop
@Goodtweet_man
They’d only be mad he concealed it.
“What you think you’re better than us?”
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@averyhatestwt
The “and white supremacy” is doing a lot of work and I doubt even then the connection will be more than “a lot of California leaders in 1846 were kind of racist”
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Btw Trump is absolutely going to say antisemitic shit about Sheinbaum and the self people screaming about campus antisemitism will explain why it’s actually fine.
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Current tallies:
McCarthy: 3480
Jeffries: 3392
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19. Wow, this Kathy Hochul lady seems like a good fit for a red upstate New York district, sure hope they keep her here instead of putting her in a more influential position she’s totally unfit for!
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Give ‘em the Gaddafi special, hilldawg
Hillary Clinton:
Netanyahu “absolutely needs to go.”
On
@WagnerTonight
, Clinton said Biden is “doing everything he can to influence Netanyahu.” But if the PM is “an obstacle to a cease-fire” + “an obstacle to exploring what's to be done the day after” his ouster is required.
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