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@CurtisRemarcus
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I’d rather be golfing🏌️♂️or surfing 🏄♂️ 🤙 but you found where I kill time in between. Check marks will be BLOCKED.
Joined November 2021
Steaks on the traeger, IPAs in the yeti, wifey at her boyfriends, time for some animal crossing.
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This never happened.
hahaha California voters mindlessly supported a feel-good ballot proposition for "animal welfare" in 2018 and now the state is about to start enforcing it and 96% of all pork products are about to become unavailable in the state. You get what you deserve.
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Down $1.275m in 2 days.
El Salvador just bought the dip! 🇸🇻. 500 coins at an average USD price of ~$30,744 🥳. #Bitcoin.
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As a nation, I think we need to grapple with the reality that John Lennon would have been a Trump guy.
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Cryptocurrency, bourbon, Amex black card, and a fine cigar. I thought I had it all, then I saw her.
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when you build a locker room, nude 85 year old men spawn in there automatically.
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@j_a_i_m_j_a_i_m Chairman xi walking through the ruins of Tallahassee “how many bombs did we drop here?”. His general: “none sir, this city was untouched”.
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If your bartender is dressed like this you’re about to pay $22 for some juniper infused bullshit.
We raised a bit over 26,000 today in our group for prostate cancer research. I guess the heat was worth it!
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While hiking today I told my 3 year old it was ok to pee behind a tree so he walked behind a tree and pissed his pants.
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@GarbageApe Soybean oil has been the most commonly used cooking oil in the US since the 1940s, and seed oils have been used since at least 6000BC. This vegetable oil revisionist history is ridiculous. 1950s fries were made with vegetable oil.
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I just spoke to the parents of a recent UC applicant, apparently they are no longer accepting applications in English, mandarin only. They’ve also stopped offering classes taught in English. All professors speak mandarin now.
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@paynushurts Adding this to the list of shows banned for my kids along with Steven Universe.
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Jon Stewart is every white man in America that thinks he is irreplaceable. He saw black, brown, yellow & women doing his old job better & expanding the platform & got mad & decided to come back due to his ego.
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My wife’s playing a trivia game with the kids and the question came up “what year did Abraham Lincoln die?” And now my 6 year old is crying because he’s dead and saying “I love him”.
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if i posted what i wanted to post right now i wouldnt just get banned the cops would show up.
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@notbenfish The college that had institutional child molestation built into its football program?.
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Pitbulls are for dog fighting only, they’re not family pets!.
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Whenever my two year old gets in the car he starts kicking my seat and screaming for me to put on who let the dogs out so I listen to that on repeat everywhere we go now.
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Mina Kimes fans.
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I’m so glad we rescued our labradoodle from a reputable breeder instead of a shelter. He’s so happy and healthy.
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Shaun King taking credit for the work Curtis Remarc did negotiating the release of the hostages is disgusting.
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@josiahhughes why do crotchfruits think they have the right to ask strangers personal questions about their ink?.
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Look like youre from LA.Dress like you’re from NYC.Drink beer like you’re from Milwaukee .Tell jokes like you’re from Chicago.Treat people like you’re from Nashville.Make love like you’re from Miami.
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Covid destroys the body, especially without the antibodies provided by the vaccine.
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@ByYourLogic nothing makes me happier than people fleeing California. Can’t handle being the best then go live with the rest. Goodbye.
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NEW: Big Dave is accused of holding "Freak Offs" with male prostitutes according to court documents. Davis 'Big Dave' Khan's "Freak Offs" were arranged by "high-ranking supervisors," security, household workers, & assistants.
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What’s something tiktok has made you an expert in? For me it’s vaccines.
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Hey would love to meet up after the DSA meeting to discuss Neon Genesis Evangelion, or if you haven’t see it yet we could maybe watch it together.
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@AstuteCFO @MKUltraMoney I need a physical, preferably graphic, description of Miles. Does he provide that?.
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It is so funny that in chappel roan there's this pop music phenomenon with a backlog of previously unknown bangers that are now massive hits, a flawless lay up for a superbowl halftime multi hit medley, and the NFL was like, what if we get Kendrick to call drake a pedophile again.
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@jackdwagner they weren’t that good with Jerry Garcia but with John Mayer they’ve improved a lot.
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I’ll be spinning some funk house Mumford and sons remixes this Friday and Ürbane Vegan Kixchén.
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@holl_horse @robert_alt_man @timmyutw513 @WarrenGHardon as long as anti Israeli jokes are being spread it’s a win.
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What are some other examples of DEI throughout history?.
Amelia Earhart seems to be an early DEI disaster. She rose to prominence for merely being the first female passenger to cross the Atlantic, and subsequently decided to become a pilot….
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@josiahhughes I evicted my tenants from the apartments I own near a few of the venues on her tour stops and converted them into short term rentals and now people are cancelling their reservations, I’m having to issue 50% refunds.
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Biden needs to mandate that old people (65+) can no longer play on normal golf courses in order to maintain a reasonable pace of play. Seniors need to be cordoned off onto senior only golf courses.
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Disneyland needs to post a sign like this at their entrance.
Welcome to Toronto, where childless adults are presumptively perverts (or worse).
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