Dr. Nut
@Dr_Nut_
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Joined August 2011
Instead of a eulogy just read off a list of my worst tweets so everyone knows I deserve to be dead.
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This how you supposed to act when your girlfriend ask you to get them some water
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I’m really glad I stopped drinking cause I just found a video of me trying to reheat pasta with a hotel iron at 4am
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You could roll up with them collards.
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Go play the lottery!!!.
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Making an app called Bop where you can get 1 cig to your location for $3.
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Any time I get my Dick sucked I just can’t believe it’s happening to me.
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You know how horny you gotta be to make a porn compilation? You a DJ for porno very sick niggas.
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He playing 3D chess.
I know he’s not trying to act like he was pressing buttons in his pockets
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Just do cocaine like a regular pop star.
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If it’s an open bar im staying till they kick me out tbh.
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The resort is using streameast for their sports bar im fucking crying
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You 23 years old still tweeting about killing yourself. grow up and tweet about cum.
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Every fat nigga dream!.
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I won’t let the passport bros ruin my dreams of street gambling in other countries.
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Women will talk shit about you not having a matching comforter set or pillow cases then squirt all over your bed.
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If you quitting a job that’s wronged you in anyway you should take those 2ish weeks before you leave to cause as much damage as you can.
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If I was of age when they banned cigarettes from airlines 9/11 would’ve been a lot earlier no cap.
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That baby got knee caps put him down.
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MY GIRLFRIEND GOT SOME GOOD PUSSY BOY I BE MOAING SO LOUD GOING UNTIL MY LEGS CRAMP.
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I want a reality show about the lives of onlyfans boyfriends like “Real Husbands Of Onlyfans”.
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Don’t want my date to see me moving $20 to my checking so I can afford her drinks 😓.
i don't like people with privacy screens. the fuck you got in that phone lil sneaky bitch.
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Her chest is rotting lmao.
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We need to go back into lockdown IMMEDIATELY WTF IS THIS I GOTTA PEE
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It’s like a cig sharing app for every cig you share you get 2 self sustaining economy.
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If I was the queen I woulda got a BBL she gonna look regular af in that casket.
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Damn I love tittys and pussy 🤦🏻♂️ but I need money. Psst, hey kid, how’s $7000 sound?. Me:
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I thought being sober would make my body feel better… man I done turned into a breathing check engine light.
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My sexy genius well dressed girlfriend graduating college so they can get a good job and make me a stay at home husband >>>>>.
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I used to have hella opinions then I started getting slurped up now I don’t be thinking bout shit but that next gawk session fr.
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