Who wants a big giant garden update

RT @DailySnoopys:

Its so fucking busy and my GM Is at work snd i have a HUGE FUCKING HICKEY IM SO EMBARRASSED FUCK

My uber. Drivers car smells like dog and cologne i am so mad this is gonna be the longest 30 min ever

RT @mistapussy: auwowuaowauwoauwaw

Bought tickets to a hockey game was gonna go with my friend but then i was like uhh let me ask my dad if he wants to go just me and him kind of a long shot since usually we do everything with my sister and his wife too but he actually said yes and im so excited!!

Like i know in a lot of other countries the bathroom is just like a wet room with a drain jn the floor and stuff but THATS NOT WHAT IT IS HERE BRO

@mabintou My debit card got stolen and the person paid for PORN lmfao

@ceciii_mariaaa @LaMiradaBlog Im curious as to why the roof would have collapsed too

@ceciii_mariaaa @LaMiradaBlog I was there when it happened and we were told it was in the trash behind the building. The woman working at the dry cleaners noticed it initially. I didnt see the buildings on fire but i did see the smoke billowing through them and there was a fire fighter on the roof on one side

Theres still hope someone else is leaving the dept soon lol too bad i am leaving anyway but maybe ill be able to salvage my name before i go

@cowboyemojist The illuminati

Some kid at my work got the most positive online reviews in the whole store and hes a total dickhead

Me when i realize i am training my replacement

RT @DailySnoopys: yes chef!

My fiucking nosey ass roommate who hasnt left me alone since i fucking moved in is probably going to get me kicked out now he is acting like my friend like fuck off dude seriously