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Oh..Um…😓Sorry, 💔😢Yuumi-chan🦭 BUT I 🥶do NOT🙅♀️❌ have games🕹️🎮On 🔛my PHONE…📲💬…
GAH⁉️😨WOAH!!😱YUUMI-CHAN!! 🦭😖you NEED 🫵⚠️to Calm🧘♀️☮️Down⬇️ THIS is 🚫Not Nice🤗👎 PLEASE 🙏😓DONT ✋splash💦🌊Me👤😰
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I came across this video the other day and I started laughing the second I pressed play
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the editing on this video is so genius I think about it all the time
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one of my fav things abt sealtwt is how the notifications for any given tweet look like this
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‼️HORRIFYING VIDEO; this SEAL🦭 is TERRORIZED and BULLIED by RAMBUNCTIOUS BROTHERS!!!😰😱
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OP doesn’t have twitter but I need everyone to see the seal nail set 🦭🦭
🎥 fentanails on tt / ig
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WOW🤩 Goma-chan, you🫨 are SO GOOD ⭐️👏at GALUMPHING🦭💨 〔〔PLOP 🦭PLOP 🦭PLOP〕〕 🤗🤗 ⚠️WATCH OUT!!!! 😳🛑You NEED☝️to follow⬅️ the 🚙🏎️SPEED LIMIT…..🚓or you WILL🐷🎫 get a 🧾TICKET😓or….. 😱😰JAIL!!!🧑⚖️⛓️⚖️… be SAFE, 💚🆗Goma-chan🦭💨🩵😎🆓🛣️
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WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CANT BREATHE!!!!!! 😨😨😰😰 WHO PUT HIM UP THERE!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧 seals DO NOT belong on the moon!!!!
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me: I wish I had a traditional Japanese confection made from glutinous rice and stuffed with sweet bean paste
the humble daifuku mochi:
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me: boy I sure am craving a long, oblong pastry made from choux dough, filled with cream or custard, and topped with fondant icing.
the box of éclairs:
WHO stacked the seals!!!! put them BACK in the ocean!!!
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speaking of fruit seals, I need everyone to see littleblueseal on insta/etsy 🦭🍒🍌🍊🥝
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AH! 🫨these 🫵🦭SEALS🦭 are sharing 🫶a KISS💋 〜💗ｓｍｏｏｃｈ💗〜 😘what a 🤗Cute🫂💍Couple 🙂↕️
🤨Huh?? 🧐🔍WHAT ❔🤷♀️is that?? 🫵🦭Ummmm 🫢🫥BABY 🚼SEAL 🦭🫵u MIGHT 🫣⁉️be 🥶interrupting❌🙅♀️….
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“Ooiuuguugugghhg”
If seals could talk, what do you think they'd say?!
#MarineMammalRescue
#SealPup
#RescueRehabRelease
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air traffic control: tokkari airlines, what are your coordinates?
the plane:
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ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES !
『クワドラプル・ソーグー・ミゾレ・アタック』
QUADRUPLE SOGGY MIZORE ATTACK ！
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IM DELETING YOU, NIKO! 😭👋
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❣️ NIKO ❣️ is forever 💯
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cashier: that’ll be $8.37, sir
the explosive strapped to my chest:
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mochimochi never misses a shot! not everyone can say the same!
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Baikal Obama: let me be oiugggugh
He looks like he’s about to make a speech
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Ummmm 😬EXCUSE ME🗣️☝️😶baby 🚼🍼SEAL 🦭but there⚠️❕ is a FIBSH 🐠🐟under ⬇️🫵U….. WHY 🤨💭are u DIGGING 🕳️🚧in 「The Box」📦⁉️ ?? U 🆘NEED ‼️to eat 🍽️🤤The Fibsh…. 🦪🎣🐠u Must🙂↕️📈GROW 《B I G 😱& S T R O N G💪🏋️ 》
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OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate？🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️
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GAH❗️😱Eko-chan..! 🫵🦭U are TOO FAST… 🦭💨you gave😨 me A FRIGHT😳🫨 Where 🗺️❔Are YOU🦭 Going???🚸 this is 🛣️LAND… NOT 🙅♀️WATER. 🌊🌊u are a SEAL🫵🦭🤨u need to SWIM🏊🏊 ❌NOT Galumph 🦭on The Grass🍂🍃
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Oh My❕😱 Kabuto-kun, 🦭🫵are YOU playing🥁🪘 the DRUMS 🎵on Ur 🫓TUMMY❓I Did NOT 🙅♀️KNOW u 💭🧐were 🦭🎶a MUSICIAN!!!🤯《〜Tap Tap Tap〜》 Ur TUMMY🦭🥁 DRUM is ☝️😮So COOL….🧊🤩 WHAT 🗣️⁉️is 🤨Your 🦭FAVOURITE 🥇💗👂SONG, 🎤🎧Kabuto-kun?? 🎹🦭🥁🪘
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Bai-san!🦭🫵 it’s NOT 🙅♀️NICE to 😨stick 🦭😛your TONGUE 👅out at ppl.. 👥BUT u ❕😲are So SILLY🥳💗 it’s O.K🤗✅ it’s TIME⏰to NAP 💤💤now🙂↕️ are you🛌❄️ COZY, 🦭Bai-san? 🧸🥰 『Good Night』😴❕ BTW…… 🤫ur GASOLINE 🫵⛽️face is 🦭So CUTE🤗🩵 SWEET DREAMS, BAI-SAN 🩵💤😴🦭🐟
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me: hmm I’m really craving a triangular japanese rice ball wrapped in seaweed…
the onigiri:
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😬ummmmmm Niko? 🤨u CAN’T go that way….↗️🫥: it’s a WALL❕🧱…… Does he Know❓🦭🧐
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just found out that the japanese seal community has been calling these types of videos “boing boing battles” and I think that’s incredible
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I didn’t realize “gyuu~” meant “squeeze” in Japanese and I thought they were just saying a silly sound for the trick
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WOAH😱that was🫵😬ALMOST🤏 a 『ＣＲＡＳＨ』 💥Santa-kun,🦭U gave me👤QUITE ❕the fright! 👻🫣NEXT TIME➡️⏰let’s be🐝more CAREFUL🤫 Did You Know?🤔🧠you NEED‼️to follow🚶the⚠️SPEED LIMIT🚸OR you🦭🫵Will get a 🎟️TICKET‼️REMEMBER: Yellow🔅means🐌SLOW 🚳down⬇️
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I’ve had this bookmarked for 3 days I can’t stop watching it. that was so mean 😭😭😭😭😭 he don’t gaf either he just keeps going 😭😭
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stay out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat, niko…..
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whenever I see this picture my brain can only register it as a hand puppet. like I know this is a real picture of a real seal but I can’t see it all I see is hand puppet niko
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Oh No… 😓PLANS THWARTED🙅♀️ Eko-chan 🦭 was TOO FAT 😳to Jump the 🔝gate.. she is 🫵FORCED TO 🏳️RETREAT🦭💨….. “GRRRAH🤬” she yells at the Innocent Shodai-kin🦭 😇before PUSHING HIM 😡🔙out of the way🏊🌊… NOT NICE… 👎 maybe Next Time ? 🧐
OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate？🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️
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pukumaru’s ring pattern is so clear in the video tokkari center just posted….😭😭😭🩵🩵🩵
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REMEMBER😲‼️ it is IMPORTANT to stay ☝️HYDRATED 💦 these Seals🦭🦭 are BEING🌊 WATERED 🌸so they Can 💙GROW BIG 🙌🦭and STRONG😎💪 Santa-kun and Lunta-kun say 『It’s Time ⏰To DRINK🤤🚰WATER』 have YOU drank Your 🧊WATER 🚿TODAY?🫵❓👀
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Oh My Goodness..🫨it LOOKS👀🫵like Emiko-chan🦭💁♀️and Shota-kun🦭🚹Are having ☝️a LOVERS 💑💍QUARREL😤💥..a KISS!😘💋but Then😳… a SLAP!🤬👊and Run…🦭💨Ummm 🤨U guys👥NEED🆘⚠️to make up.. 🫂❤️🩹it’s IMPORTANT‼️ to COMMUNICATE🆗💬ur Feelings🎭
#LiveLoveSeal
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OH NO！the EVIL WITCH cast a 「Clap Spell」 on Katsunori…..! 😓Will he ever stop Clapping??!? 😨🦭😓
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this picture brings such an intense feeling of hope to my heart that no language known by man will ever be able to accurately convey
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bugs when you lift up a rock:
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I love how Onpu’s eyes go (🟡 ⁻̫ 🟡つ)クlike the seal plush activated a dormant power inside her
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Ribbon Seals unfortunately don’t have a ton of research done on them because they prefer remote ice packs and open water in the harsh-weathered arctic. This is why they can be difficult to care for.
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what a NICE🤗 GALUMPH, Mugi-chan🦭💨wait🖐️.. What?🤨why r u 🫵🚸Going in 🐢SLOW 🦥📹MOTION❔OH! U are 🦭🔜going to DIVE😱🫣 『SPLOOOOOSH…..』🌊🏊♂️Mugi-chan… 🦭HOW ❔r u moving 🏃♂️SO SLOW..🤔🐢BUT 😲☝️so Elegantly..✨👸 WAOW🤩🥳 u r one 🥇🧊COOL SEAL😎🦭🦭
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my friends: it’s saturday night! let’s go to the club!
me: I can’t I have plans
the plans in question:
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wow… :/ can somebody post his socials? we need to cancel this guy…
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OH! 🤯Eko-chan⁉️U are 🫵SO FAST 🦭💨are U 🧐a REINDEER 🫎🎅galumphing 🦭🦭through ➡️the 🌨️SNOW ⛄️🩵『Here Comes 🎶Eko-Clause🤗』🎄🤶ARE you 🦭From The 🧭NORTH ⬆️☝️POLE💈🐻❄️, Eko-chan❓🥶 BRRRRRR…… I Hope😲 ur BLUBBER 🦭💪keeps u Warm ☀️🛌& Toasty 🥂🍞
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this is me. when ur mad and yelling at me , this is what im doing. this is who ur mad at . lalalala 🦭🌀🌀
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OH! 😱🫵Daizu… 🦭🦭ur SPINNING 😵💫🌀is So ❕🫨BEAUTIFUL… 🥰💗are U 🧐❓a BALLERINA ?????🩰 🎀can u 🦭Teach 🧑🏫✏️me 👤HOW to 🤔dance, Daizu? 👯♀️💃🕺LETS🙂↕️ ALL🗺️ 『ＤＡＮＣＥ』！〜🪩🤗
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OH🫢❕Hima-chan…🦭 was That a KISS💋 for ME?😲👈? waow :) u R so 🫵FULL 🤲OF LOVE 💗🫶🦭 1️⃣…2️⃣..3️⃣❗️ that was 🥉🧐THREE Kisses 😘!!!!! U just 🦭🫵LOVE to 🗣️Say 《ＳＭＯＯＣＨ》 🤗💓 Thank u Hima-chan 💓🥰
#LoveYou
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🦭🐟spend a day as a seal ！
☆*:.｡. (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅ つ)ク
— an interactive thread 🩵🌀
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Ummmm 🤨 it looks like this SEAL🫵🦭 thinks💭 she is 🐛🪲an INSECTIVORE… mochimochi-chan… 😬u are a 🦭🦭SEAL!!! you 🙅♀️DO NOT eat 🍽️🤤BUTTERFLIES🦋 ‼️u need to Eat FISBH. 🐟🐠 u will UPSET 👎☹️ur TUMMY!!! 😖🦭🦭
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