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I parented a beautiful Enigma. Tech Retiree. Bell Labs DMTS. Lead Econometrican Corporate Strategy, Lucent SR Director, Business Operations, Nokia
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My daughter and teammates getting the bronze for the 3000M speedskating relay at the World University Games.
#LakePlacid2023
#FISUGames
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@KrangTNelson
I'm getting contradictory messages.
If you have the inclination to immediately, within seconds, politicize mass killings and use them for your own benefit, you should be very concerned about your psychological and spiritual state. It reveals a serious lack of empathy. You are a sick person and I mean that sincerely
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@JNReports
@MonicaLewinsky
I wonder if the
@chicagobulls
knows that they employ a transphobe in such a public position?
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@TheHoleTweet
@theliamnissan
Hi!!
Because it's a cynical attempt to make it harder for citizens to register and vote!
It's what you do when you've won the popular vote just once in 36 years and your ideas suck!
You're welcome!!
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@MuggsyBogues
@RexChapman
Just posted this in facebook.
One of these players won the slam dunk contest.
Identify him.
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@JDMatlock1
@AdamKinzinger
@charliekirk11
Look, I get it. When Adam is a constant reminder of your lack of personal integrity, it's likely to induce self-hatred that you then project upon the person causing it.
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@america_mad
@POTUS
I heard people mocking you for buying a blue check thinking it would buy you status.
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@MyolLife
@bustereverly
@N0Time2Explain
@RightWingCope
"Elon could never do anything wrong!! Oh god, I love him so much .."
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@McBrideLawNYC
@ArchbpVigano
Nah, Man. I make myself a big feast every time one of them gets sentenced to a long sentence.
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@TheHoleTweet
@theliamnissan
North Carolina imposed a voter ID law.
But before they did it, the Republican legislators queried the SoS about what forms of ID are disproportionally used by black people.
They then banned those forms of ID.
"Targeted African-Americans with surgical precision"
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@HarryTHop
@plmanseau
A million Iraqis are dead because of it.
I think about it all the time.
The "Butterfly Effect" of a butterfly ballot.
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@old4dis
@krassenstein
Here's Biden tweeting a day after a Chinese Natl bank provided $500M of financing to a Biden project in Indonesia. Biden then lifted the sanctions within a week.
Oh. Wait. I meant Trump. Not Biden.
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@hardwdray
@oneunderscore__
@barbiebrox
He got told his answer. The code wasn't broken.
The google analytics showed that people just aren't into him anymore.
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@FernandoAmandi
@marcorubio
Listen up Ferdinand.
You can tell your grandchildren to be proud of a country that holds even it's most powerful people accountable.
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@AdamKinzinger
“We can’t become the left, following celebrity leaders with their own brand of identity politics. Those with fragile egos who refuse to acknowledge reality.”
The GOP elected a reality TV show host, who ran on white supremacy, and didn't acknowledge he lost the election.
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@CondemnedUSA
Here you are climbing through a broken window into the Capitol.
If I entered your home through a broken window would you describe it as "peaceful"?
Set a better example for your son and cops won't show up on your doorstep
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@SavageCharts
@Michael34664811
@GoingParabolic
Don't worry about it.
It only applies to those with assets over $100M.
And I don't think I'm going out on a limb to surmise that if you're using poop emojis, you're not in that bracket.
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@StephHoover8
@RepKinzinger
@January6thCmte
Damn right. A man that leads an insurrection can't and shouldn't be in office.
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@charleston_tim
@bennyjohnson
You could?
Okay, what IS the Administration's position on a 9/11-style commission for Covid?
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@hodlmystonk
@lgn_artine
@Aaron_ab
@NiagaraAction
And you believe this ridiculous conspiracy theory?
You're probably losing your shirt.
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@J6patriotnews
@teamphil
I KNOW!!
It's why they never show the video of the 9/11 hijackers peacefully passing through airport security!!
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@flurreiy
@Kuj01978
@Mkatz319
@Timcast
@Rabbit86Bunny
@jonstewart
What financial statement did Stewart falsify?
Be specific.
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@Gideon_6ix
@WalshFreedom
Gideon, this guy would love some of this evidence you have of fraud. Because when it was time for him to present it in court, he whiffed, and now he owes $125M.
Do you need his contact info?
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@robinder14
@TheHoleTweet
@theliamnissan
Oh, fuck off.
The bigotry lies with those who asked for data and then used that data to make it harder for black people to vote.
Your "buh yer the razist" shit doesn't work here, Bro.
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@coolmathgame_
@KevinMKruse
It's the Chef's Kiss of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome. There are more permutations of games of chess than atoms in the universe.
And since he can't even realize the complexity, he assumes it's simple.
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@darlas29
@FOXNashville
"The thing that works everywhere else won't work here for some reason!!"
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@InternetHippo
"Oh. You came here on a harrowing journey of 2000 miles through jungles, fighting off bandits, dehydration, and malaria with a 3 year old strapped to your back? Well, I was the luckiest sperm."
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@JoJoFromJerz
@lysscordova
@thedailybeast
@HuffPost
@RollingStone
@michaeljknowles
I don't think "I was slandered when they quoted me" is the winning legal gambit they think it is.
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@EMichaelJones1
@dreamer_doer_7
Wow, the ADL was responsible for the Pogroms and the Holocaust? Are they in possession of time travel technology?
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@BitcoinPierre
@KamalaHQ
You're voting for a guy who is proposing to pay off USD-demominated bonds with bitcoin?
I bet you thought he'd build a wall with Mexico's money too.
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@WHO02000
@SavageCharts
@Michael34664811
@GoingParabolic
That will require legislation.
Let's defer that conversation until then while we address why they are paying a lower rate than you, okay?
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@imjdsharp
@MarkHamill
Weird.
Because Trump appointed Russ Vought as his Policy Director.
Russ is a Founding Board Member for Project 2025.
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@mail_american
@SenWhitehouse
What are you talking about?
Thomas has already admitted it, and amended his disclosure forms. No one is debating the evidence.
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@WHO02000
@SavageCharts
@Michael34664811
@GoingParabolic
Yes. You've made yourself as clear as you can.
You adore the privileges of an organized society; you just don't like paying a price for it.
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@TheRickWilson
I'd like to see her trying to log into her account.
I bet it's like watching a chimp clear a paper jam.
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@WHO02000
@SavageCharts
@Michael34664811
@GoingParabolic
Legislation on raising taxes is very hard to do.
There hasn't been a tax increase on the middle class in decades.
Oh wait. With one exception: When the GOP Senators blocked renewal of the Enhanced Child Tax Credit.
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@JDMatlock1
@AdamKinzinger
@charliekirk11
Oh, I have a vivid example of it on full display before me.
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@mikedinslc
@AdamKinzinger
They are loyal to their oaths.
What they are not loyal to is Dear Cult Leader.
But you are. So it's you that is feckless.
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@JerichoXVI
@ProfMJCleveland
"Explain to me what has been explained to me countless times before!!"
Did Elias instruct the President to break laws and ignore the Constitution to remain in power?
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@wittycommittee
@nypost
There's an impending government shutdown, and you're worried about a dress code?
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@KeithSmiling
@NYCGabagool2181
If she's not fit (being VP, Senator, AG), what do you say about 18 month Senator Vance?
Or the failed reality tv host who killed a million Americans?
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@stephenleary
@JDVance1
Ugh, tell me about it.
Real GDP is up $1.1T, more than in Trump's entire term.
Real wages higher, and 6.2M more jobs than at any period in Trump's presidency.
Who will lift this bootheel of prosperity from our necks.
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@Liberacrat
@KamalaHarris
If he is confident he'd mop the floor, he'd do it anywhere.
He's afraid.
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@CepickyTn64
And let us remember what Jesus said on this hallowed day: "Sometimes you gotta do the right thing even when you know it's wrong."
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@Rasmussen_Poll
The Risk Limiting Audit would have detected any machine flipping.
The Post-election audit of the software image would have detected any hacking of the code.
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@LivePDDave1
@Liz_Cheney
Your disgust with her is actually self-loathing.
She took a principled stand your Dear Cult Leader, knowing it would cost her seat.
Something you'd never be able to muster.
You're in a cult. And you don't have the balls to do anything about it.
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@robinder14
@TheHoleTweet
@theliamnissan
Hey!! Am I surprised you totally fucked up the court finding? No. I am not.
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@Bubblebathgirl
@JoJoFromJerz
@RepMTG
Paul? If you have the audio, play the audio.
What you have instead is a paid informant saying that he heard someone else has an audio tape of Biden taking the bribe. From Barr's days as AG.
In the meantime, you may want to refrain from making firm claims, Blue Check Buyer.
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@socal2400
@TheRickWilson
Another victim of a Moral Panic created by Republicans to distract you away from their actions to make your life worse in every single way.
They raised your taxes, and you didn't even notice because you're now obsessed with a thing that doesn't impact your life in any way.
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@JNReports
@barblef
@MonicaLewinsky
@chicagobulls
The Venn Diagram of "Guys who are just asking questions" and "Guys who are always wrong" are two overlapping circles.
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@TRHLofficial
@oneunderscore__
"Libertarians Against Corporations taking action to protect their business!"
Always amazing.
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@kylenabecker
@KatzOnEarth
Here ya go, Kyle.
It seems an opportune moment to remind you that your fingers are literally resting upon a global information source.
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@cramer_gerrit
@SenWhitehouse
If it was ethical, why did Thomas go through such great pains not to report it?
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@mikedinslc
@AdamKinzinger
You hate Adam precisely because he's better than every Trump cultist. He is a persistent reminder that you lack integrity.
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@ztisdale
@GretaThunberg
Report: Blue Check Buyer calls someone else a fraud, setting off irony klaxons around the country.
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@BlairBrandt
@RepAdamSchiff
@facebook
Russia conducted a hack and dump program to assist Trump's election prospects.
Trump's Campaign Manager provided internal documents to a Russian Intelligence Officer.
Trump's Senior Advisor coordinated the timing of the drops with Russia's conduit for the dumps.
Schiff was right.
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@AgainstDems
@pinkstvvr
@KamalaHQ
You made a claim.
You got your ass handed to you.
Your response? "Durrhhhh pronouns durrrrhhhh"
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@KyleSeraphin
@Ava24242424
@VivekGRamaswamy
All of a sudden, Kyle is wondering why there are thousands of delayed flights because someone whimsically fired half the flight controllers.
A few weeks later, his grandmother will be begging for money as there was no one to send out the social security checks.
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@Jameswelljim
@KariLake
She's doing her job, and that's what the law says.
An AZ court just agreed.
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@LangmanVince
@Liz_Cheney
@BasedMikeLee
Vince, a violent mob stormed the Capitol intent on halting the constitutionally-defined process of transferring power. We all saw it live.
There was nothing phony about it.
Grow a pair and take responsibility.
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@themarketswork
@JoJoFromJerz
Good point!!
Chicago violence is also a good reason to do something about the guns!!
Thanks Jeff!!
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@trueamerican333
@JustJennKat44
@CondemnedUSA
Here's a cop "giving a guided tour".
Oh. No. Wait. He's being tasered repeatedly until he goes in to cardiac arrest.
Why isn't Tucker showing you this video?
Tasing and assaulting Officer Fanone who nearly died on January 6th. These are the traitors who Kevin McCarthy defends and gives cover to.
#SubpoenaTraitorMcCarthy
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@realmarkgillar
@WalshFreedom
@TuckerCarlson
This is at the root of it all.
Some people just have the kind of morality where they just can't understand why someone wouldn't try to become rich by lying.
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@Muzines
@ggreenwald
@elonmusk
@bariweiss
@thehonestlypod
@RoKhanna
This is where he was.
Nowhere close to an airport.
Absolutely no journalist broadcast these "Assassination Coordinates".
Elmo is lying.
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@LoFi_Gamer_Guy
@KamalaHQ
Yes, because somehow he justifies women staying in abusive marriages.
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@RachelRoseFR
@JoJoFromJerz
Hey everyone!
She simultaneously thinks Trump is a strong powerful leader AND that Nancy Pelosi can contramand orders about troop deployment.
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@JimMuessig
@ryanjreilly
The hilarious thing about the Ray Epps Conspiracy Theory is that it's predicated on Trumpers being so weak-minded and weak-willed that a not-too-bright retiree tricked 1000 of them into committing crimes.
I mean, it tracks, but it's so funny.
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@banjosupreme
@ASFleischman
Your dedication and devotion to Elmo is duly noted.
Weird, but noted.
It's like you don't think advertisers can't think on their own.
It's like the "hUNteR's laPToP SToREe WuZ suPPREsseD!!!1!" all over again.
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@3YearLetterman
@goldencorral
@Nickelback
One of the conditions of Britain's surrender was they had to rename the clock above Parliament after him
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@MaxKennerly
The "innovative geniuses" whose ideas are just retreads that they don't know about because "What do I have to learn from the past? I'm an innovative genius."
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@BelAves
@ChrisMurphyCT
Yeah, the "narratives he breaks" are, for example, a DA withholding 5 forms of exculpatory evidence from a man on death row wasn't "systemic".
And other crap opinions.
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@Chris_Opines
@ReaganWorld
@CPAC
@GovRonDeSantis
I don't remember Reagan banning books, or making it illegal to say gay.
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@khithepreacher
@Jim_Jordan
@JudiciaryGOP
Amen. My 6-year old was neutered by a Jewish Space Laser, and when my wife got woke, she left me for her podiatrist.
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@bennyjohnson
Oh, Ronny Jackson. The guy who said these two guys are the same height and weight.
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@dermatophyte
@pfizer
@moderna_tx
Since cardiac deaths began spiking prior to the vaccine, we can only conclude one thing: mRNA technologies have the ability to travel back in time.
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@Schilling1776
@charliekirk11
@AdamKinzinger
God, you people. You're the one attacking Trans people, the most vulnerable among us, and you dare to question someone else's bravery?
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@Joes1Neuron
@wittycommittee
@nypost
You have communicated these thoughts about the government using technology invented by the government, via an application whose servers are powered by federal hydroelectric projects.
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