In boarding school I used to sit at a window facing the kitchen so one day i saw a chef adding salt to a pot of beans minutes later another chef came in and was about to add salt to the same pot...forgetting I was in class i shouted " gwee batademu dda omunyu".
That Acacia parking ticket machine jokes a lot.
I pushed in 50K note to pay a ticket, thing gave me a balance of 3k.
I got on it in Africanacity manner, 2,3 slaps and it coughed my 46k.
😂😂😂😂
Today a police officer tried to take a bribe from me, I paid him through MTN Mobile money and reversed my money... sagala kamanyiro😂😂 *165*8*7# saved me
Your salary for 4 months is my one-time transport from Kampala to attend a court in Lira..
So don't tell me about you going for work from Monday to Friday and receiving salary monthly
So MP. Ocan borrowed a loan of 35M and he failed to pay,he declared himself dead,got death Certificate,grave was built at his home with his name on and bank proved it to be true.
But he showed up to contest for MP seat years later😂😂😂
I left from Ntinda to go to Kigoowa but a UPDF Drone was following the same direction behind me but guess what, we are still following ourselves upto Najjera now and I won't stop until I am sure 😂😂😂.
Just incase I don't return home
Such a sweet text from a family, I feel Heaven already
"We thank God for you.
May God actually make you a thousand of thousands; and may u possess the gates of those who hate you. May your light never die out.
Amen!
"DAD and MUMM"
@observerug
The way this gov't is fast at investigating and arresting when the victim is a foreigner must be exactly how they should do for ugandans whom they are constitutionally obliged to protect their lives,property and rights.
@CanaryMugume
You could as well teach him from inbox and later bring his request on this street for possible employers to take up the graduate.
Now he is unemployed and embarrassed by your tweet.😂
@OfwonoOpondo
@UgandaMediaCent
@skaheru
In a few years from now, Nalufenya, kireka safe house,Kololo safe house and Kigo will be toured by the next generation as former torture chambers of Museveni's gov't
@SheilahGashumba
@HEBobiwine
.. He is graduating so fast than the interviewer, from Ghetto president to a national president.
With other contexts preserved .
Little daughter waking me up at 6am screaming on top of her voice that I should see her baby class Report Card 😂😂.
Kid thinks that those counting of 1-5 is an achievement 😂😂
A journalist from
@nbstv
called me this evening that she wants to have an interview with me regarding some tweet I made over here.
I told her that I'm not a tweep,I'm a lawyer,so she can only interview me in line with my profession.
It's not gotten that far yet.
Any advice
Please and please, when you come at my place for a sleepover,I beg, please sleep.
Don't start asking silly questions like, why is your bedsheet written Mulago Referral hospital.🤭
@PoliceUg
@FNampiima
How about those operating the drones to conduct kidnaps, abduction and arrest yet those drones don't bear police or military Registration details.... selectively do it.
You are in a relationship but you keep acting single and telling people that you are single.
That is why that relationship will also end coz you are not proud of it
@SpireJim
Kakwenza should come to you for a lecture on how to attack a a prince peacefully as you go to him also for a lecture on how to survive in that room.😅
@SamsonKasumba
"I am positive this gentleman will one day stop being abusive of anyone who has views tangent to his"
@PatriqKanyomozi
,the regime wants to do
@KakwenzaRukira
style on you simply coz u don't agree with his emptiness
A kid next door has been asking me if I have only one shirt for work coz he has never seen me in any other shirt other than white shirt.🤨
I told him to go to school and become a lawyer 😂