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And you will say I didn't tell you.
Just ordinary 260K, and you have yourselves a good marriage.
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In boarding school I used to sit at a window facing the kitchen so one day i saw a chef adding salt to a pot of beans minutes later another chef came in and was about to add salt to the same pot...forgetting I was in class i shouted " gwee batademu dda omunyu".
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That Acacia parking ticket machine jokes a lot.
I pushed in 50K note to pay a ticket, thing gave me a balance of 3k.
I got on it in Africanacity manner, 2,3 slaps and it coughed my 46k.
😂😂😂😂
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Today a police officer tried to take a bribe from me, I paid him through MTN Mobile money and reversed my money... sagala kamanyiro😂😂 *165*8*7# saved me
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Your salary for 4 months is my one-time transport from Kampala to attend a court in Lira..
So don't tell me about you going for work from Monday to Friday and receiving salary monthly
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This is why I repeat that you MUST fear women 😂😂😂
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Death is cruel.
Took Counsel Waiswa very soon.
Rest well colleague, until we meet again.😭
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Ugandan men, South Africa is giving you a free wife, house and salary 😂
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@momocherise
But the main subject matter which is aggregated defilement didn't move you... it's only the medical report that moved you
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Date a woman who has some money so that if she says "I love you" it will be coming from her heart not from her empty stomach 😂😂😂.
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@PatriqKanyomozi
Ssemujju will give her full salary,allowances and retirement benefits at once 😅😅😅
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Just like we did Entebbe.
Let's do away with LGBT, Homosexuality in our children's learning spaces..
#SafeChild
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@DanielLutaaya
Chairman
@norbertmao
how did you escape this..🤭😄
The English version was yours.
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Being a lawyer is hard, your rich client hires you from kampala to go and represent him in a LC 1 court in Katakwii village 🥺
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It's always the best to celebrate a win.
Congratulations! Hon. Dr. Lady Justice Prof. Lillian Tibatemwa- Ekirikubinza(PhD)
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So MP. Ocan borrowed a loan of 35M and he failed to pay,he declared himself dead,got death Certificate,grave was built at his home with his name on and bank proved it to be true.
But he showed up to contest for MP seat years later😂😂😂
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@nbstv
@OlivielOfficial
Enanga one Monday: police is investigating a circumstance where Lord mayor's gate rammed into a Subaru . UAJ 704..😅😅😅
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Since you are all pretending to be sleeping.
Goodnight 😂
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Got the balloons as i get into the NSSF age.
I feel grateful for the gift of life and grateful to God for each step of success and good health.
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I left from Ntinda to go to Kigoowa but a UPDF Drone was following the same direction behind me but guess what, we are still following ourselves upto Najjera now and I won't stop until I am sure 😂😂😂.
Just incase I don't return home
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Such a sweet text from a family, I feel Heaven already
"We thank God for you.
May God actually make you a thousand of thousands; and may u possess the gates of those who hate you. May your light never die out.
Amen!
"DAD and MUMM"
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@DailyMonitor
You can also be a part of the contribution.
Deposit on
0705-050424/0785-779324 both in names of Solomon Kaweesa .
@SolomonKaweesa1
@PatriqKanyomozi
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@observerug
The way this gov't is fast at investigating and arresting when the victim is a foreigner must be exactly how they should do for ugandans whom they are constitutionally obliged to protect their lives,property and rights.
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As Lango, we have finally handed over Afande Fred Enanga to Buganda.
His new name is Ssesanga Fred.
😅😅😅
His luganda is so fluent
Cc
@PoliceUg
@AKasingye
@FredEnanga1
@MChagara
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Chatting with kampala girl for 20mins and she is already at the door ready for marriage 😂😂😂😂
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@CanaryMugume
You could as well teach him from inbox and later bring his request on this street for possible employers to take up the graduate.
Now he is unemployed and embarrassed by your tweet.😂
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@OfwonoOpondo
@UgandaMediaCent
@skaheru
In a few years from now, Nalufenya, kireka safe house,Kololo safe house and Kigo will be toured by the next generation as former torture chambers of Museveni's gov't
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The rate at which small jobless boys are driving heavy brand new luxurious cars in kampala.
The rainbow is rainbowing.
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Being divorced from near Mulago so that you can faint and just be moved to ICU.
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@SheilahGashumba
@HEBobiwine
.. He is graduating so fast than the interviewer, from Ghetto president to a national president.
With other contexts preserved .
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You can't marry a man who has a child but you are here dating men with wives and 11 other side chics 😂😂😂😂
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Little daughter waking me up at 6am screaming on top of her voice that I should see her baby class Report Card 😂😂.
Kid thinks that those counting of 1-5 is an achievement 😂😂
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@JoelSsenyonyi
... The principal of voluntary assumption of risk has caught Muhoozi by surprise... But Joel this morning violence 😂
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A journalist from
@nbstv
called me this evening that she wants to have an interview with me regarding some tweet I made over here.
I told her that I'm not a tweep,I'm a lawyer,so she can only interview me in line with my profession.
It's not gotten that far yet.
Any advice
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Breaking: Gen Hamdan has successfully led coup d'etat in Sudan .
A new regime
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3.5m... should it go for 100 bags of cement or I take someone's daughter for a dinner.
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@emeka_ug
@MacklineAsiimi1
Finally got where the war between
@DaudiKabanda
and
@emeka_ug
is coming from.😂
Happy birthday Bushenyi daughter
@MacklineAsiimi1
Age gracefully.
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Gifting these to three people on Monday...comes with the wine and bottle holder
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Guys,..also follow ..I need to hit 10k .
I'll follow back
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Please and please, when you come at my place for a sleepover,I beg, please sleep.
Don't start asking silly questions like, why is your bedsheet written Mulago Referral hospital.🤭
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@PoliceUg
@FNampiima
How about those operating the drones to conduct kidnaps, abduction and arrest yet those drones don't bear police or military Registration details.... selectively do it.
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Do it from home but make sure that your wife does not land on it.
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You are in a relationship but you keep acting single and telling people that you are single.
That is why that relationship will also end coz you are not proud of it
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Me outside MUBs hostels, appearing as a sugar daddy 😂😂
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I won't tag them 😂😂😂...MUBs taught them some manners
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@SpireJim
Kakwenza should come to you for a lecture on how to attack a a prince peacefully as you go to him also for a lecture on how to survive in that room.😅
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Seven days make a week.😂
Monday- Gakpo
Tuesday-Darwin
Wednesday-Gakpo
Thursday-Salah
Friday-Darwin
Saturday- Salah
Sunday-Firmino
😂😂😂😂
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She won't call when you are free..but let side chic show up...wife will call endlessly 😂😂😂😂
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Marrying someone's daughter should not be a solution to your laundry problems or house chores problems.
She isn't a house help.
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@SamsonKasumba
"I am positive this gentleman will one day stop being abusive of anyone who has views tangent to his"
@PatriqKanyomozi
,the regime wants to do
@KakwenzaRukira
style on you simply coz u don't agree with his emptiness
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There is a way this response of " I'm fine, thank you" sounds like "ndi bulungi,tonkooya"😂
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Me and my wife just got blessed with bouncing boys..now Ssalongo.
That is my tweet for next year 😂😂
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@Hmugashof1
@UgPolice
Exactly just to relieve you from the liberty of committing any offence.
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Mingling Kalo is this hard, thing just jumped out of the saucepan upto the floor 🥺🥺🥺
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@job_matua
@DailyMonitor
@cdfupdf
@GKulayigye
@mkainerugaba
Gen. Kyaligonza Slapped a traffic officer, a fictitious mango shot one traffic officer,now this and many other...it is be taken as a general behavior of the
@updf_
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😂😂😂😂😂..... Look at yourself, sleeping alone like a spoon, without anyone by your sides not even a goodnight text from anyone 😂😂😂
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Your boyfriend can't even answer number 1 of this 2022 UCE Examination and you think you have someone responsible 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Some of you have never chucked a person...it is always you who gets chucked in all relationships 😂😂😂🤣😂
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A single Retweet please.
Contact the consultancy on +256752696601 (calls/whatsap)
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You might think you are the worst then you see someone dating a MUBs girl(Alumni)😂😂😂😂
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That was 2004 and it's 20yrs later, the retirement is not retiring
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A kid next door has been asking me if I have only one shirt for work coz he has never seen me in any other shirt other than white shirt.🤨
I told him to go to school and become a lawyer 😂
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Gwanga Mujje rain looking at
Pallaso's LoveFestLugogo 😂😂😂.
Those who booked tickets 😂😂cry
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@GalaxyFMUg
Pneumonia...was the 'P" even necessary or the bazungu wanted to show off just 😂😂😂
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Stop social media relationships, boy child sold land in Masaka to come and meet Nakato in Kampala 😂😂😂😂😂
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But these young nurses and internship Doctors should not laugh at Young lawyers 😂😂🤣🤣
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@okelloandrew605
You can imagine how the teacher was unfair to beat a person who saved the entire school 😂
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Hehehe.... I will throw these things out of my house 😂
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