Simon Kaheru
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My daughter prepping to test me for
#COVID19UG
- Photo taken by a very proud father.
#StaySafeUG
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The occupants of this car threw a plastic bottle out of the window in Mbuya in Ismail Road. Shameful behaviour!
#CleanUg
#RecycleUG
@KCCAUG
please teach them
#Tweyonje
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I have just unfollowed
@GODFREY_Kutesa
because of all the women who have had a major impact on my life since I was born - including the multitude of daughters who will have a major impact on many other people besides myself.
#LetsBeHonest
#RespectWomenUG
#RaiseChildrenWellUG
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Helmets at Ushs200,000 each - customised by Lynda Kansas (find her on Instagram and at Crane Plaza!
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#Uganda
Because of STUPID people who refuse to
#StaySafeStayHome
to fight
#COVID19UG
, this weekend we have woken up to a Security Operation removing all car stickers & stopping non-cargo movement.
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Twitter on a Sunday morning is like a road in Kampala. Calm. Quiet. Polite. Clean. Fresh. Promising.
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A patient urgently needs O- in Kanungu. I am donating just-for-just. Please do so as well, people!
#GiveBloodUG
#Blood4UG
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Suddenly, just like that, EVERYBODY on the streets has a face mask and knows exactly how to wear it.
#COVID19UG
#StaySafeUG
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An impressive aerial view of the bay at the Serena Kigo, submitted by Christopher Nambale (he’s not on Twitter but loves his
#BeautifulUganda
)
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Just met
@gyaigyimii
at tbe
#OwnYourRichness
pre-launch. Legend! And he is hanging with
@conradjvn
for
@VolticMineral
as the new logo and Premium bottle roll out in Ghana.
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Dear
@nbstv
, do you honestly believe that in this year of 2018 a news station in UGANDA needs to go “all the way to Washington DC” to learn about what is happening in RWANDA?!
#JournalismUG
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Who owns this vehicle? Just been sent a video: This vile character stopped the car smack in the middle of Kyaliwajjala Rd and stepped out to urinate right there. We’ve always known money can’t buy class but this example is
#Despicable
! Who’s this “mugagga”?
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Spent the day with a very interesting gentleman who owns manufacturing entities (Factories) in five countries in Africa producing steel, beverages & plastics; & also owns five hotels. (+more stuff Twitter doesn't have space for...) These are his two mobile phones.
#Perspective
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Meanwhile,
@nbstv
let's discuss this "shoots to 53" caption? If from 52 to 53 cases of
#COVID19UG
we say "shoots", then what space are we leaving for most other countries in this story?
@KagutaMuseveni
#M7Address
#StaySafeStayHome
#StaySafeUG
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Photo not by me. Actions neither. Kudos! God bless all those on the frontline. The ones who keep yapping elsewhere, “Ye shall be known by your fruits...”
@cdfupdf
@PoliceUg
@MinofHealthUG
@JaneRuth_Aceng
@DianaAtwine
@KagutaMuseveni
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Brief Avocado Thread: I buy avocadoes almost weekly but basically ensure I have one available to go every single day. It's one of the benefits of living in Uganda, so I take full advantage of their availability wherever and whenever. In my neighbourhood I keep dishing money out
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In Entebbe-Kitooro? Drop by John Bosco Senabulya at Vision Restaurant & Bar “Kku Mbuzi” for charcoal grilled Chicken, Goat Meat and Liver with bigenderako at Ushs4,500 a plate. For pre-orders call him on +256 703 723 384...<—- this works 😉
#BeautifulUganda
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@drkasenene
I ReTweeted my support but I am honestly not going to do this. I can send positive emojis, Bible verses and African proverbs to support everyone who is in.
#CheersUG
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I stopped earlier today for two young children to cross the road and this thug sped past overtaking me and almost ran them down
#StayInYourLane
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URGENT: An accident victim currently admitted at Nakasero Hospital needs your A- or O- blood. Please make contact ASAP and help save a life.
#GiveBloodUG
@ubtsug1
@UgandaRedCross
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#TheRevolutionaryIs80
and stylish in a fantastic way.
@KagutaMuseveni
and
@JanetMuseveni
walking into the Thanksgiving Ceremony.
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If you are a WhatsApp Admin of ANY Group, please start a daily
#COVID19Ug
and
#StaySafeStayHome
#StaySafeUG
Hourly or Daily Update going in your Group? Ensure your information is STRICTLY from official and authentic sources like
@WHO
and
@MinofHealthUG
. Rewards in Heaven.
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Okay, she has one arm but surely you know that she is a Paralympic Swimmer who represents Uganda?!
#JournalismUG
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If you can avoid leaving home today and for the next two weeks, you are contributing to
#StaySafeUG
. You are helping to curb the spread of
#COVID19UG
. Do it.
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You guys really arrived. You have a TV programme where you drink beer and bang kaboozi? On TV?
@gaetanokagwa
@MarcusKwikiriza
#AnotherRound
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Thank you,
@UgandaCranes
. Also, please ignore the few useless characters on here who will have a lot of negative stuff to say but have never worn that flag in any significant manner? There are more opportunities ahead.
#AFCON2019
goes on for the rest.
#UGASEN
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Boss, we already have A WHOLE CAR named after you. Kwegamba just allow that the
#TrevorNoahVisitsUganda
plot is on
@TrevorNoah
@LOLUganda
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I also wanted to compose a very funny
#WhatWouldMagufuliDo
tweet, with a photo, then I thought,
#WhatWouldMagufuliDo
? & just sent this…
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Gotta love
#Uganda
. Wake up in Kampala and then, hours later, find yourself in a
#VisitUganda
situation! The Kidepo is that other place you must tick off your list.
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Special prayers and thoughts today for everybody whose entire industry/profession/occupational sector has seemingly been destroyed by
#COVID19UG
and may never be the same after this because of Social Distancing et al
#StaySafeUG
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There are people who NOW believe
#COVID19UG
is a real problem BECAUSE they KNOW people who're sick or have died. They needed PAINFUL evidence. 32 deaths+3,112 confirmed cases. Do YOU want a relative, friend or workmate to be a statistic before you do the right things?
#StaySafeUG
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Waiting in the car for ten minutes after saying, “We go” to people who are fully dressed and appearing to be exiting through the very same door just metres away. It’s a global sport.
#ButWeLoveThem
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A new age is upon us. Thank you,
@KCCAUG
@KCCAED
@nemaug
@nemaugED
@PoliceUg
Now we need to start reporting and identifying and reporting (yes - double emphasis) all noise polluters.
#NoisePollutionUG
#PollutionUG
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Meeting Start Time: 0900hrs
Meeting Attendants Arrival Time: 0850hrs
Meeting Host Arrival Time: 0925hrs
So...let's first serve tea and coffee, and talk about traffic and rain and all other shite that has NOTHING to do with why we are here.
#MeetingsUG
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These kids don't know what's coming their way kesho...ama leo. I am wearing office clothes right here and they will be in school uniform!
#StayAtHome
is not a holiday.
#StaySafeUG
is not a joke.
#COVID19UG
is not a a threat - it's an enemy to be defeated by attitude & behaviour.
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Dear
@PoliceUg
, pass on this public round of applause for Traffic Officer Bogere, at the Kitgum House Post. An arrogant fellow stopped at the Zebra Crossing, blocking pedestrians and sneered at us when we protested. Bogere pulled him over and cautioned him 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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This billboard here has had me amused for a while. Spend Ushs265,000 and you might win a chicken.
#SignsOfUganda
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If you have a contribution to make, bring it to the Task Force. We can put you on TV and you can sleep there even so that people see that you have contributed and they know that you are a great man!
@KagutaMuseveni
#M7Address
#StaySafeStayHome
#StaySafeUG
#COVID19UG
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Good morning
@UmemeLtd
. Here’s your employee driving badly in Kireka. Refusing to
#StayInYourLane
. I trust this won’t come up at your next AGM.
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Hi
@URAuganda
. Please make use of this parking building so that the rest of us don’t have to keep parking by the roadside (or worse) when we pay you these regular visits.
#ThankYouVeryMuch
!
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And mind you,
#Uganda
, even if you DO have a genuine sticker and the situation is
#COVID19UG
-normal, ONLY drive out IF you are going out on ESSENTIAL DUTIES. If you are simply going shopping then bloody walk.
#StaySafeStayHome
#StaySafeUG
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I can’t stop marveling at this. Brilliant architecture? Maverick construction? Careless supervision? Innovative design? Suicidal intentions? What?
#BuildingsInUG
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Who started
#BeautifulUganda
? Thank you. One day
@Tourismuganda
should mobilize us to each post ten photographs with that hashtag. If 10,000 Ugandans on here in different parts of the country did that every Saturday...actually, it can’t be difficult. I’ll try some today.
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Congratulations!
@AFMpangaUG
@dfkm1970
Marking 20 years of service in a remarkably different manner! Well done!
#AFMpangaAt20
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Fresh Week. Fresh Opportunities. To do stuff, to make mistakes and learn from them. Fresh Week.
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@simonateba
@WilliamsRuto
@EmmanuelMacron
@KGeorgieva
@JoeBiden
@WorldBank
THIS is what we need to hear more of and get more people on this continent to understand. If we all keep believing that we cannot do without Aid and Donations and second-hand everything, we will never go forward.
#Africa
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@AKasingye
Please don’t. Just block him and ignore. That’s what the rest of us do when we feel we are being either cyber-bullied or unnecessarily attacked.
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Smiling from ear-to-ear here as my South African guests tell how great their entry into
#Uganda
was: "The visa was painless! Online? They scan it! The queues are short! People at Entebbe were helpful. We didn't have to write anything and fill out forms! Lekker!"
#VisitUganda
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This article here and many others in this vein should make all of us think hard about the 'simple' things we do from our perspective - including just making an Ad fwaa - which others find disturbing.
@mtnug
@RosebellK
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#MeetingsUG
9:00am: Planned Start Time
8:30am: First Security Check
8:50am: Final Security Check
9:00am: Meeting Room Near empty
9:20am: Host whereabouts unknown
9:35am: Guests serve coffee & sumbusas
9:40am: Phone alert vibrates to indicate time to leave for 10:00am meeting 😕
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Today I have learnt that GOU on some masks stands for “Gaetano Of Uganda”!
#GaeObeewo
#COVID19UG
#StaySafeUG
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Feel sorry for the guy wearing a blue jacket on
@nbstv
right now. If I hadn't come here for the
#M7Address
I wouldn't be thinking so little of this fellow's brainpower.
#COVID19UG
commentaries banange. Which reminds me in the
#StaySafeUG
plan, include mental health pls?
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You know who owns the internet? Google 'First Female Vice President' and see how long it takes to find the REAL answer.
#LaughsInAmerican
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Dear
@URAuganda
, in case it has escaped your attention, there is a lot of anxiety the World over (including Uganda) because of the
#COVID19UG
. Could you pls adjust your processes so that Agency Notices are not your priority today? (I am trying to stay polite)
@URA_CG
#StaySafeUG
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#IWillRun
and pray for all who have been affected by Cancer.
#RotaryCancerRun10
#HydrateUG
@RwenzoriUg
@UgRotaryCancerP
@centurybottling
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This is a Scratcher. It is for hair (pronounced Hay-YA). You will get a free one
@Trevornoah
#TrevorNoahVisitsUganda
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Still sad about Col. Shaban Bantariza. He mentored many of us in different fields. Recall the time he responded to some politician(s) claiming
#Uganda
was manufacturing fake bullets..."Come to City Square (then) and stand on one end so we test them on you..."
#RIPBantariza
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.
@MinofHealthUG
@JaneRuth_Aceng
also appreciates YOU, the population of Uganda, for being committed to and in this fight. Please do her proud, the way she is doing you proud?
#StaySafeStayHome
#StaySafeUG
#COVID19UG
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This leader (lower case deliberate), or maybe just their driver, was not having any of this nonsense of ordinary Ugandans who are just there paying taxes.
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As you plan your week ahead, AVOID GOING INTO PANIC MODE. Otherwise you will be an even bigger problem than the actual damn
#CoronaVirus
itself. 1. Use your brain. 2. Accept only information from legitimate sources. 3. Tweeps & WhatsApp Groups are not legitimate sources fwaaa.
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Let me Tweet like
@rkabushenga
and
@AndrewMwenda
kidogo: When you’re in the Bugolobi area find time to check on these guys. I needed work done on the stands of a small mobile grill and they had it done within 12 hours. Call Siraje on +256 708 904404.
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At the
@SafeBoda
Payments App Launch, this young fellow called Davis took the evening right away
#SafePayments
#EconomicsUG
#DoMoreWithSafeBoda
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Have you checked on a person you know today? Even if they do not have
#COVID19UG
? This is as good a time as any. Show empathy. Be serious. Use your phone or shout over the fence, through the hedge. Check on your people.
#StaySafeUG
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Our hopes are high for EAC partner states beginning to trade meaningfully under the AfCFTA . Today we held a private sector Consultative Meeting on the EAC Tariff Offer for Products under AfCFTA Categories B & C. Opening the meeting gave me the opportunity to challenge the
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Lads, The Eagle Has Landed.
@Metusera
@Comrade_Otoa
the colour choices are up to you.
#BBQug
#MchomoUG
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#UGANDA
’S Civil Aviation Authority put on a great show with a Water Salute! They were
#ReadyFor
it!
@FIFAWorldCup
@centurybottling
@RwenzoriUg
@CocaColaAfrica
@CocaCola
Thanks
@owere_usher
!!!
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When I met
@niyimic
on the run I knew I had arrived.
@mtnug
@centurybottling
@RwenzoriUg
@CocaColaAfrica
#MTNMarathon
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COPIED ---> The difference between hand sanitizer and hand soap is that sanitizer kills germs whereas soap simply washes them off. Hand sanitizer should be 60 to 95 percent alcohol to be effective at protecting you against infectious disease. (Sanitiser)
#WashYourHandsUG
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Next time you have a complaint about your job, think about this guy:
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