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You can’t even comprehend the kinds of currency I spend • Belize 86 Truther • All Men Are Brothers • #cornwatch @urgfswife

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@blewglass His supporter base has been seriously dwindling so he’s trying to appeal to a new audience because his income is dangerously low
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@springbris He can come to brunch with me if he wants. I think he looks very handsome.
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@mustyoshi @DomaiForeman Have you considered not making comments about things you don’t know about? I’ve found it helps.
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@ettingermentum As soon as he pulls out “gay pedo Ron”, DeSantis drops to 3 electoral votes
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@legotrillermoth Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic
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@springbris Soviet bureaucrat physiognomy
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@RuNoseP “Why is the media not talking about this??” *thing the media is currently discussing*
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@ettingermentum When the news outlets begin talking about new issues instead of literally old news.
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@legotrillermoth Fuuuck that’s what he look like now? Last time I saw him he was the same color as the ground beef
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@legotrillermoth BIG TIME LOBBYIST LMAOOO
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@ettingermentum WOKE Ron DeSaster caves and begins using WOKE MOB PRONOUNS
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@AltosAlt Keep him in there like a dancer at Jabba the Hutt’s palace
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@sorkincel Huh⁉️⁉️⁉️
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@RichestWizard “Ron DeSantis funny face” “Ron Desantis fake laugh” “Ron DeSantis soyjak” “Ron DeSantis memes” “Rob DeSantis” “Rob DeSantis gay?”
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@legotrillermoth Zuck was at least involved with the founding of his company
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@legotrillermoth This game is going to be so popular with the worst people ever
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@DenyMilkshakes Buddy, Thomas Jefferson was president a LONG time ago.
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@violentlyepic This did not spark joy
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@girlcel_ You really got the freaks out of their caves with this one
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@souljagoytellem Autistic hyperfixation
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@ettingermentum Eliminated by the Deep State in an act of retaliation for being a noble Paladin of Brandon
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@ilovefrailty Eyepatch bro is so upset to see him go
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@famoushorse This shit is the funniest representation of “satanism” I’ve ever seen. Like is that just the actual devil sitting at a desk? Why are these children wearing badass hats and where can I get one?
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@mattig89ch @halomancer1 Ah yes, his pregnant wife. Clearly someone who is lying on their home security feed to make him look bad and not just the victim of a supremely pitiful man.
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@AchingKneeJoint It’s that Hugh Laurie difference
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@kishkybe “Why won’t women date me?” His likes:
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@legotrillermoth Chris “In the closet until his dad dies” DeStefano
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@RuNoseP 🤣🤣🤣
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@toomuchistrue He is the most Reddit man alive
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@jacobdotgov As the prophecy foretold
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Her: You must be winning under 150 Electoral Votes if you think we fuckin Me asf:
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@delariva1997 @SecretPidgen @ODidrik Well when one side is pro-rights and the other side is anti-rights, it makes the distinction pretty easy
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@souljagoytellem “Genuinely weird people” *photos of the most normal men ever created*
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@whitemishima He may look unassuming, but I can tell that there is power within this young man that would frighten dragons.
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@d4z41054mu @Tripesoup1 @rasta_dad Not a single person has managed to decipher this ancient text
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@zoebroog Is this man a 14 year old girl obsessed with fanfic?
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@WALL_DY B-but people like playing video games about menial tasks so clearly they want to do them in real life!
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@Dar_seeeee @reaghhan It is the responsibility of adults not to have sex with children, not the other way around. You’re a freak.
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@McdonaldsJfk @TakesAppalling “How is respecting the opinions of Nazis being complicit with genocide?”
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@GoodBoyMachine I love how he says it like 18 year olds are the peak of human athleticism
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@legotrillermoth @keynehore Too many people think art they don’t understand is bad art. You can not understand something and still appreciate it for what it is.
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@legotrillermoth Ok but custom gold breastplate? That’s baller as fuck.
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@nagamyzuna I think it’s just that even isolationists realize how ridiculous they’d look if they said “we should have just let Hitler do his thing”
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@anarchoheck @Trey_Explainer I’m still utterly perplexed by “8-11 deep work”. What does that MEAN?
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@PickleRageG @realcouri I’m personally not a huge fan of this one but I’m glad that she has fans
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@KetracelBlack Holy shit I’ve never seen someone get it as much as he does
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@ettingermentum Outlived the last confederate veteran. Scoreboard as always
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@springbris Yeah this real as hell
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@legotrillermoth “We’re giving him this trope of saving cinema” What.
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@D0G68916635 @ettingermentum “Sports club” underlined
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@EmpTigerstar @Dillguy9 “I paid for free speech” My brother in Christ it’s FREE speech.
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@legotrillermoth Wow I wonder who got him the shirt and wrote his script for him
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@VellowVperedist @ettingermentum What business could the governor of Florida POSSIBLY have in Japan?
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@legotrillermoth You gotta guilt em into it sometimes
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@ch1w33th3d0g Can’t wait for people to finally find out about the terrible things that bomb did. It’s been kept quiet for too long.
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@blewglass At this point it seems like he’s really just grasping at whatever straws he can to remain relevant and maintain his lifestyle.
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@mensa_genius I didn’t know they still made old school oafs like that.
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@halomancer1 If you give him a few more weeks he might realize that’s why he’s losing money.
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@ettingermentum Resistors have never cooked this hard in their lives
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@_myrk_wise *claims mental illness causes homocides* *does not include any mental health statistics*
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@Dar_seeeee @reaghhan The man who likes talking about how he had sex with underage girls? Yes that one.
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@aquaimperium8 Patrick Bateman stare
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@atdanwhite “It’s worth $0?” “Always has been.”
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@StyledApe Propaganda used to be so much easier back in the day. You could say “Hitler says ____” and it would just work. Now, being like Hitler doesn’t bother people at all.
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@girlcel_ “Why are the side effects of his stroke going away with time?🤔”
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@_myrk_wise Ah of course, a “balanced budget” I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of that before
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@kojikabu @verbluffen_ @SevaUT It stood for Slay, clearly
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@MikeStackified Why is this the case with so many of them? Is it because they aren’t worried about reelection and actually do their jobs instead?
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@erallover Why is the guitar player even there
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@crewcrewvy @halomancer1 He tweets like he bought Discord, not Twitter
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What exactly is the picture adding here?
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The “crime” is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $500 fine. Should we censure representatives for speeding tickets too?
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214-191 3 dems vote to censure the dumbest member of congress at best and a criminal at worst
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@illusionsMD @halomancer1 I fail to even fathom how “there is a video of this man being emotionally abusive and the woman who recently divorced him says he is abusive” doesn’t translate to thinking that maybe he’s abusive. Just crazy to me that you don’t care about evidence or testimony
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@KurganMindset @furiousyisser @ThatDude3210 “Yeah I lied but imagine if I was telling the truth. Wouldn’t that be spooky?”
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@legotrillermoth Where’s the rest of your chair go, big dawg?
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@SussedMesa Lmao how are they this stupid
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@lmNOTcatholic Lord Gaga just doesn’t sound as good
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@IdahoBones He looks like every LoL player that I went to highschool with
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@Dar_seeeee @reaghhan HE is the one who said he did this, it’s his own posts.
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@illusionsMD @halomancer1 “All we have is this evidence and the testimony of his wife who recently divorced him. Clearly we know nothing about the situation and she must simply badmouthing him.”
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@legotrillermoth This shit looks like it was filmed in VR chat on school Wi-Fi
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@surgeon__c @RuNoseP It’s one of the greatest pieces of strategic advising in the past 3 centuries
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@AbleMcman @toomuchistrue He really is like this
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@illusionsMD @halomancer1 I fail to even fathom how “there is a video of this man being emotionally abusive and the woman who recently divorced him says he is abusive” doesn’t translate to thinking that maybe he’s abusive. Just crazy to me that you don’t care about evidence or testimony
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@legotrillermoth “Before leaving my wife behind” is such a funny way to end it after describing them as such terrifying sexual deviants.
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@ettingermentum My precious pumpkin
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@nkulw A Nazi saying “follow your leader” is so goofy lmao
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@Faezputra1 @PickleRageG @realcouri I’ll admit, I do enjoy the sheer size of her hammer.
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