The Trojan
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Economic realist. Let people be who they want to be. Likes to laugh at bigots. Love hearing the latest conspiracy. Country Boy. Yes I was vaxxed 🙄
Australia
Joined September 2014
@Peter_Fitz It's like your mum promising you an iPhone 14 for Christmas, but she gets you an iPhone 15 instead (becasue it just came out). Technically its a broken promise but there ain't too many people complaining.
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@Peter_Fitz The irony of a Rhodes scholar in theology trying to run rough shod over basic science. Religion always seems to want to get in the way of truth.
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@_johnnymaga She’s only saying what I was taught that Jesus would have said. 🤷♂️. When did preaching love become unchristian?.
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@SenatorRennick 1/2 Umm no mate. What happens with CO2 is:.1. The Earth radiates the suns rays back out to space as infrared.2. CO2 is very good at absorbing and re-radiating infra-red, so.3. The more CO2 you have in the air the harder it is for heat to radiate away from the Earth.
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@nyunggai For context he said it wasn’t a loss for him but for indigenous people…. How’s that quest for a senate seat going you turncoat?.
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@Sauronlordking It was a bunch of racist cnvts being racist cnvts and it ruined the use of the flag for every non-racist cnvt out there.
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@MikeCarlton01 @JasonClareMP Yes, if I remember correctly there was an agreement between Gladys and Dan to bring in a lockdown. They ignored the PM and then the PM had to play catchup. If it had been left to Morrison we'd have had our hospitals overwhelmed.
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@goodlobster1 Please help me understand why someone would get upset about someone they don’t know testing for COVID 🤷♂️🤦♂️.
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@Peter_Fitz Here it is.
I’m in tears 😭 😭😭. If this 3m+ standing O for Joe doesn’t bring goosebumps, you aren’t human! . Wow!!!! Raise your hand if you love Joe!!!! ✋
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@EvaVlaar I can’t help but think that Eva is a good example of what a “certain dictator from the 30s and 40s” was thinking all of Europe should be. How boring. I’d prefer a good kebab.
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@senatorbabet How do you convince yourself that the voters of NSW voted for a left of center Government because the current Government wasn't right wing enough. It makes zero sense ya numpty!.
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@onearmbanditoh @Peter_Fitz Anti-vaxx logic… Parachutes can hurt you so don’t pull the rip cord… Don’t wear a seatbelt cause you can still die in a car accident… Don’t wear a helmet cause motorbikes can still kill you….
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@Peter_Fitz Bloody oath he his! I don’t agree with all.His decision but at the end of the day, he’s a good hearted bloke.
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@KobieThatcher I grew up in a Greek area of Sydney. I survived a few shop signs being in Greek. We will be fine. Get over the xenophobia.
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@KobieThatcher Do you mean Pat Cummins, the second best rated bowler in the world, the Pat Cummins who just captained Australia to a World Cup victory?. So insufferable!.
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Breaking News: Peter FitzSimons insults the leg of his chair by using it in the same sentence as “Craig Kelly”!.
Stephen, I've this Godawful creeping feeling that you're serious. You're actually suggesting that Craig Kelly, #FFS, knows more about Covid than the leg of my chair, let alone 99 per cent of medical practitioners in world who maintain views like his are trash .Get a GRIP, my man!.
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@barbdees Can someone please call in the US ambassador?!?! A Twitter user with 19 followers has called us Aussies cheats! This must not be tolerated…. Signed a guy with 6 Twitter followers.
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@ellymelly Wrong. Battery recycling is already a common thing. Silicon is quite recyclable and probably will be mostly recycled in the future. Wind turbines are already being recycled as part of fibreglass recycling. Do some research.
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@EndWokeness 1969: Man lands on the moon. 1977: Star Wars released. 2021-2023: Chicken and egg shortage. These three items are just as related to each other as yours.
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@RitaPanahi @staceyabrams @jacindaardern @GiorgiaMeloni I mean, we basically have a female Mussolini, what could go wrong?.
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@AmberMaySchultz Yeah, c’mon he arrived which is pretty frikin great. I don’t think sequins is quite him.
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@nyunggai You lie on purpose don't you. The rallies are in support of the plight of the Palestinians. To be Palestinian is not the same as being for Hamas.
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@Peter_Fitz Interesting they their religion has nothing to say about the various gambling adds on the Manly Jersey. Got to keep your priorities "straight" I guess?.
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@CentaurRita There were swim lessons when I was a kid at school and that was 40 years ago. You’ll whinge about anything.
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@Peter_Fitz Here is the Michael West article on John Barilaro. Basically the anti-terrorism unit of NSW police has been intimidating the bloke that helped expose this:
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@KobieThatcher @woolworths Aren’t you the one that constantly wants our national teams to lose?.
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@Peter_Fitz I almost believe that Morrison believes his own crap. I thought John Alexander summed it up pretty well at 1:17:48 (paraphrasing): Morrison has a problem with the truth and his own heart felt declaration of Christianity somehow makes it all the more repugnant.
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@CamboJimbo @_johnnymaga Mate I have kids. I know what tough love is. Hate and intolerance ain’t “tough love”, it’s just hate and intolerance.
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@DavidPocock Problem is that people are easy to scare and Peter Dutton has no issue being on the wrong side of history. He’d sell his mum if he thought it would win him some political points.
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@Peter_Fitz Assuming you have an iPhone the blue is using iMessage and goes over the internet from your phone ( it is compatible with other iPhones) and the green uses the sms standard the goes via the telephone carriers.
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@ToonDazza If the scientific method is watching YouTube conspiracy video whilst sitting on the dunny, I'm sure you're correct.
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@Peter_Fitz @BilliFitzSimons @TheDailyAus Definitely sock, sock, shoe, shoe. When it comes to my daughters, I don't care which way they put their shoes on, but why does it have to take half an hour? 😡.
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@Peter_Fitz LNP way of introducing a nuclear industry: Rush the sh*t out of it!. What could go wrong?.
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@Peter_Fitz That sermon was fantastic. I’m not a believer but it’s exactly what the biblical Jesus would have said.
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@ACurrentAffair9 Interview of the year. First time in this campaign someone has actually called out the PM on the garbage that comes out of his mouth. Well done Tracy Grimshaw. There is a chance I might start watch A Current Affair again.
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@SparkFella @areyougonnacwy I get you may disagree with a lot of what she says but you voted for democracy today.
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@miriamcosic Are you suggesting the people in that park don’t have the same right to use the park as you do?.
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@australian Tony, "I knighted Prince Phillip", Abbott says vote No?. Sounds like another reason to vote yes to me.
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@bodonogh76 @Peter_Fitz He gets to choose what he puts in his body, he just doesn't get to expose others to the risk of that choice.
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@OZzSue5 @CricketAus WI did a great job. You're a fake. Waving the flag and pretending to be a patriot whilst barracking against our national team.
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@LaurieOakes Yes, David Speers interupted Tanya over and over again and never let her make a point. I started yelling at my own television!.
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@mjf If maths and science don't make no sense to you then you can be as cavalier with people's lives as you like. I present Perrottet; exhibit no 1.
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@TonyHWindsor @D_LittleproudMP I wonder if David has looked into how much water resource will need to be diverted from Farmers to the Nuclear plant.
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@goodfoodgal Mel, How is the business of asking for money because your businesses fail and your books don’t sell?.
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@nyunggai You’re been shown up as a coalition stooge and not worth listening to on this topic. All the voice says that indigenous people must have a body that can make representations to parliament. That’s it.
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@rationalaussie lol, it’s a lot of money but it’s not a typical Sydney property is it? . You’re kind of creating drama without the full story… not sure where you’re from but Mosman is one of the most exclusive suburbs in Sydney.
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@realRick_AUS A lie requires intention of deception at the time a statement is made. I’m sure you won’t let facts stop you though. Agree, he broke a promise, but he’s delivered something better. It’s like your mum promising you an iPhone 15 but getting you an iPhone 15 pro.
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@BobSmit54406315 Tony?. The bloke who ended our car industry? Gave a knighthood to a prince? Fked the NBN? . Remember the onion? That was gold. Yeah, I miss him too.
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@michaelharry59 @TruthdriverOn If this is the worst govt Australia has ever seen, shut up and take MY MONEY. First surplus in 15 years,. Reduced tax for EVERY taxpayer,. Nurses 24/7 in aged care,. Increased wages for all,. Created more jobs for a first term govt EVER in Australia,. Highest ratio of
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@KatyKray73 Lockdown was fun. I got to spend more time with my family than I could possibly imagine.
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@Peter_Fitz Hastie as leader equals 10 more Teals in parliament, surely. That guy is too conservative for most conservatives.
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@CrazyTruthBot @Peter_Fitz You’re so desperate… 😂😂😂
I’m in tears 😭 😭😭. If this 3m+ standing O for Joe doesn’t bring goosebumps, you aren’t human! . Wow!!!! Raise your hand if you love Joe!!!! ✋
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@ChrisMinnsMP Yep, this is good, and now implement the bloody gaming card fully. Stop bending over to the clubs and pubs lobby.
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@darrengilmore6 Are you trying to say that when you’re a soldier at war it’s fine to shoot innocents? If your son ever does sign up, let’s hope his attitude is different.
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@BenFordhamLive Yeah, but Bill Gates called his bluff. Why only tell half the story? You really aren’t a journalist !.
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@last_jones It's certainly on the cards. Perrottet got the job promising to stick to the current plans. I wonder if the party room has any regrets right now.
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