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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@mychemicalgutz @dastyyup So punk rock means obeying the government and subscribing to mainstream political narratives?
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@krassenstein @GuntherEagleman That's some real nice cope you got there.
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@krassenstein @GuntherEagleman This is one of the few platforms where conservative thought doesn't automatically get throttled or banned. This is a more accurate representation of the public mood than the carefully curated echo chambers you're used to.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@9mm_smg It would seem that the ADL's true mission is to create as much antisemitism as possible to keep themselves in business.
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5 months
@__damilar3 @historyinmemes The ones that didn't get punished had hair short enough that you can't grab it.
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@LTG1455 @Rothmus They were all black too. Don't forget that part.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@johanneswreich @iamyesyouareno He's just a little squeaker. I bet he didn't even know he could make that noise.
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@ClittBeastwood
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11 months
@DukeofMinaj @HA_Oyofo @DailyLoud And you have to have a master's degree? LOL.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@amy_lyng @SuspectFed What an awful person you are to think ptsd is funny. Oh, of course you have an onlyfans. Why are women so trashy now?
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@nongagwani @gunsnrosesgirl3 Hey man, you gonna eat that?
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@RealTmDaddy @choktaw1 I bet I could make her cry before she could make me cry.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@lporiginalg You can walk faster with your pants pulled up to your waist.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@firerises_4 @creepydotorg I was the doctor in this episode and I assure you it's not a coincidence.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@LeonidasOneTime @LibertyMemes_ @simonjones1989 @CriticalZaku @AdamCrigler I think the light sentence that the child rapist got is what's bothering people. The reason for the comparison is the disparate impact vs the punishment.
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@ToyBreaker1 @HazelAppleyard_ Sounds like you're the one who turned into something, tbh.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@xzxshawnaxzx Just wait a while. I’ve been right where you are more times than I can count, but it passes.
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@DeSantisville I will laugh so hard at you if DeSantis ends up being Trump's running mate. I mean, I laugh at you anyway, but I'll laugh especially hard at you then.
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@ClittBeastwood
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9 months
@projectethos5 @DelusionPosting They hate my children. My 7 year old son never did anything to harm anyone but they hate him because of his skin and call him a racist.
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@parrottrees @stillgray That's where it started.
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@HoneyBadgerBite @Albatross0007 I still remember basically every time it’s happened.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@Kamavudha @wayotworld That happened in Poland, genius.
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@Syberkai @sexyRFK Pronouns in bio. Opinion duly discarded.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@59SouthLee @FredDiBiase247 Meat doesn't create flies. Flies lay their eggs on meat. Flies create flies.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@RjNol Yeah, that's what we call a glacier.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@feelsdesperate I'm convinced that this will go down in history as the next lobotomy scandal.
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@ClittBeastwood
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10 months
@SigmaSyndicate @greentexts_bot There’s a frozen burrito dispenser in v’s apartment.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@EXTRCRSPY @xshroomy @ukatelamasukata @greentexts_bot "Toe the line" refers to the edge of the cliff that husbands would force their wives to stand at and then would kick them off all for the crime of burning the baked beans.
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@ClittBeastwood
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9 months
@SteveFranssen @greentexts_bot Stoicism is not being a slave to externalities. It's not letting your mood control you. It's taking personal responsibility for your mental outlook.
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@ClittBeastwood
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7 months
@Leslieoo7 @KeneAkers @999darkangel999 How do you know it wasn't a suicide? Seriously?
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@KahliefAdams @Trailblaze777 No, apparently you do.
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@ClittBeastwood
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7 months
@davidmdraiman @Cernovich @RealCandaceO @benshapiro You're saying that you're a child who believes in black and white good guy bad guy narratives.
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@ClittBeastwood
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7 months
@anno1540 And it only cost my children's future. Yay! What a great way to spend billions of our money!
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7 months
@TheMadToker777 @Rothmus That's where my power is coming from right now.
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6 months
@dijoni @StarlitTexan Right, you're one of those "we was kangz" guys who thinks everyone in history was black and white people came from outer space in the 1940s or something.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@imcoolchristian @GigaBasedDad The wall is nice. Appreciate the wall.
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@ClittBeastwood
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10 months
@NHpilled @lporiginalg Hang one on my pinky. There’s room for one more.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@ExOklahoma @Hatheos88 @ksorbs Making a point is the whole point of freedom of speech, genius.
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@yvettesecrets @DelusionPosting You seem like a nice lady. You should clean up your life and do something that will make you proud of yourself instead of degrading yourself for the entertainment of people who have no respect for you.
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9 months
@digimillz @davenewworld_2 May the evil you wish on others come back to you tenfold.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@scholagladiato1 Just unsubscribed to your channel. I’m assuming you know why.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@PanAmComintern @FuzzyDunlop17 @FAFO_TV Yeah, but that's clearly not the same guy. It's a guy in his 50s. Read the story.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@Akira_Insider @gunsnrosesgirl3 I bet it would have worked better if he had actually tried to cover the hole.
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5 months
@teddy26th @eigenrobot @CandideIII This would never work in India.
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7 months
@FrancisTaquin I’d drink a beer with Alex Jones, if I was lucky.
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11 months
@CraigGroves6 @crazyclipsonly What a waste of a perfectly good tail.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@TheSDPadresFan @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Why did the cameraman get out of his car?
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@ClittBeastwood
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6 months
@troonytoons Oh? Over a third of women? Have you looked into the stats for mutilated men? Because that's what you are.
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@ClittBeastwood
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11 months
@dps_is_hard @greentexts_bot Yeah, completely shot my idea down too.
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@ClittBeastwood
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7 months
@Sargon_of_Akkad @nursekelsey I seriously doubt there are no legendary cryptids in Europe.
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5 months
@AndredeVincenzo @__damilar3 @historyinmemes Indeed. The instructor has the longest beard there.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@Beard_Vet @GovRonDeSantis He got kicked out because of a hat bearing the name of an obscure radio personality? Ron Desantis is basically picking fights with nobodies. This lowers the value of his brand dramatically.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@zasporos @ThanosBullx @iamyesyouareno White males are bad. The only job they can get in commercials now is the criminal in a home security commercial or a gay dude who needs herpes meds.
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@ClittBeastwood
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11 months
@Great_Oswaldo @jpintheheights @meteor_cultist @RandomSprint @emnode @bannedyoangel Hikers do this. It's the culture of hiking. It's true that most people I encounter out on the trail are white folk but the black folk, asians, etc that I encounter hiking are generally pretty friendly as well. I think it's the general wholesomeness of the acitivity.
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11 months
@alexia_moi_voss @NoCapFights Right or wrong, the car wins the argument every time when you're on a bike.
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6 months
@OscarEnjoylife @cb_doge If he sues in New York, he'll probably get a zillion dollar judgement.
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10 months
@Shayor19 @InternetH0F Maybe a third of the groceries.
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7 months
@ProjectLiberal @SallyMayweather That's hilarious. You could probably add all their contributions together and it still wouldn't amount to what we've sent.
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8 months
@pervertputt @feelsdesperate That's not even remotely true.
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@ClittBeastwood
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4 months
@navyhato That's funny, because I'm sill here. I wonder if the author of this comic is, though.
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7 months
@dlwiest @wanyeburkett Electric sucks. With natural gas, you can cook when the power goes out. More importantly, you can still heat when the power goes out.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@BrianDavisOH How bout this catch of the day?
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5 months
@Beat_Rev @reddit_lies I think the more likely answer is that the reddit moderator was an ignorant moron who had no idea what time period the Roman Empire existed in.
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@ClittBeastwood
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9 months
@FlaxWarren @fopminui @fasc1nate When it's weaponized against anyone. You shouldn't weaponize the education system against anyone. You do agree with that, right?
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9 months
@deardiaryofmaya @InternetH0F It’s not his fault. That thing does what it wants with little to no concern for any embarrassment caused to its owner.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@59SouthLee @FredDiBiase247 Louis Pasteur already proved this isn't true.
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7 months
@OtakuRonaldo @Cyael @mothercroft Look what became of volition. I guess you didn’t buy enough copies to make up for everyone who didn’t.
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6 months
@islikeamagnet @Rothmus He shut down the national bank, not every bank in the country.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@Fillinusername @SteelblueIII @julie_kelly2 May you suffer the tyranny you wish upon others.
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5 months
@MommaGGeri @crazyclipsonly You can kinda hear it in the voice.
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6 months
@RobertSchmad @heytred At the end of the day, it isn't fun, it doesn't deserve my money.
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5 months
@Geisterjger4 @HazelAppleyard_ It's a like a race to the bottom to be the most ridiculous.
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5 months
@lporiginalg I always thought public school was preparing you for prison.
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@ClittBeastwood
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9 months
@PinballReed @Resisting313392 You still got it. It didn’t work. You have no way of knowing that it would have been worse without it.
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@ClittBeastwood
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5 months
@UltraDane @whartonone I've owned one and I don't think they make good pets at all.
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5 months
@hillmont_drive @The8BitIdiot It's because light is hitting it from all directions. There is light bouncing off the apple and hitting the mirror at an angle that you can only observe if you look at the mirror at that angle.
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@ClittBeastwood
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9 months
@JoshGellers @cliftonaduncan @NateSilver538 Right, because they effectively made you look like the witless clown that you are.
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6 months
Tweet media one
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7 months
@BOKBASIL @Rothmus This isn't the flex that you think it is.
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4 months
@n3liason @Babygravy9 If we make it uncomfortable enough for them to be here, they'll leave.
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5 months
@ElonTusk_4Real @s8n You can die. Just sit down and stop eating. It will work eventually.
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4 months
@MomsPostingLs @iamyesyouareno Yep, this account does what it says on the tin.
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@ClittBeastwood
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8 months
@_BruceBane @GovAbbott @KenPaxtonTX Ignore the ruling and arrest any federal agents who interfere and toss them in a gulag worse than the dc jail holding Jan 6 defendants. The left is making their end-game moves. It’s time to wake up.
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@ClittBeastwood
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7 months
@thechosenberg @LophiAmericanus Because she’s an authentically real person without influence from the mainstream. She’s pure and unsullied.
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7 months
@GayresisterGary @JackPosobiec This is the left. This is who they are. They cheer on criminals and celebrate when the innocent are victimized. They are perverted filth.
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@ClittBeastwood
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1 year
@calvinrobinson @JoelWBerry The right to bugger children, I presume. Apparently child molesters are disproportionately impacted by the sex offender registry.
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@ClittBeastwood
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11 months
@4HumanUnity @charliekirk11 LOL. You got some real sit down to pee energy, buddy.
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11 months
@ZeroD0llars @stillgray There is no such country as palestine, there never has been, and there will never will be.
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5 months
@debutda @lporiginalg Why should we even let you people in our countries?
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