I’m down -430 sports betting… I am seriously fucked. I have 70 dollars in my bank account and I need that for alcohol this weekend. Need some serious suggestions on what the fuck to do.
X is awesome, because I can get drunk and say whatever I want. But when I get drunk on snapchat and ask a girl to have sex with me. It becomes an issue.
Some guys ask girls what sorority they’re in. some guys ask girls what their name is. I ask them what country club their fathers a member at.
#Priorities
Associate of mine Clint asked a girl “if she was still hooping” she played her freshman year of junior trade school. And now she’s 21. Ha she won’t be talking to him again
Was told Cletus had to wait 20 minutes for his supper by the hostess. Cletus waited an hour. And when he was sat the waiter took 15 minutes for a drink. Will be dining and dashing thanks.