Cletus Buttcock
@CletusButtcock
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UT Alumni, Cowboys fan (unfortunately),conservative, WNBA hater, woo-tang specialist
Knoxville, TN
Joined April 2024
Buddy thinks wearing a v-neck plays, what do we think here?
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I will never understand why dudes put letters on there car, like thanks for letting everyone know your in Phi Tau?.
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@Chung335208 Took an adderall prior so the appetite wasn’t there, would’ve gotten brisket if I was hungrier.
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#AGTG after little thought and consideration I am excited to announce that I will be taking my talents (parents credit card) to cool beans
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@FreddySprinkles Could be, but if you don’t capitalize on game when you see her in person its useless.
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Anyone else’s balls shrink when they take adderall?.
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Is the bullet proof vest really necessary? You work for the parking patrol not the S.W.A.T. pal
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy theres vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti, he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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You probably could guess what happened next
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Never been a big turkey fan but this might change that
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@srgtpeppapig Capital, . About the beef-rib… ngl it is 5/5 for giving me the Hershey squirts post game so unfortunately i’ve had to retire it from my order. Turkey wasn’t bad.Cletus.
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@CPA_Doug69 Told my mom I got a 94 on my accounting final, she was so proud of me! (Little does she know 👆).
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All these yankees think they know ball but I guarantee they don’t know shit about these beauties
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I’m fed up with the yankee x Tennessee liberal propaganda.
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Netflix needs to fix there servers, cant see sydney Thomas’s rack.
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Ur telling me I can hit slots at the gas station casino while I wait for my car to fill up? God I love America!
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Can FanDuel plz fix there fuckin servers I have mad decisions I need to make.
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After getting bent over on my management exam, these are the only two things that can cheer me up
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Just saw some mom drop their son off outside of Haslam, we’re in college now pal… get a grip.
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“Mom since I already have a Barbour can you get me this for Christmas”
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If the vols don’t win tonight I will be post gaming at Knox county jail.
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My emotional and financial well-being rests on the shoulders of Oregon Moneyline tonight #FuckOhioState.
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Dudes on campus that walk around with umbrellas on rainy days prefer it up the anus.
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Started this Sunday off strong by forgetting my zyns in my dad’s car after he dropped me off to the airport, anyone know if airports sell zyns?.
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Thanks for sharing your astrology signs, got a pretty good guess of who ur voting for. #penutbrainleftist
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Fastest i’ve ever ran in my life was to be first to get my hands on a basketball that was in the best condition
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Took a gamble and peeped tush without glasses on, got clipped right away… oh well.
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Is it weird that I play the national anthem before placing my FanDuel parlays? Something about hearing Whitney Houston hit her high notes before I sink money that I don’t need to be gambling fires me up.
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Merry Christmas to everyone in the bv, hope everyone gets the Barbour they asked for.
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What a bunch of boners.
We’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris!
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Twitter burner verse is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Lost 400$ in poker last night, this is how I accept defeat
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Just saw a kid wearing a sitka jacket, all normal at first glance. Then noticed the timberland boots and mets fitted… these yankees can fool most but not me.
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Was going for a Case of wheat sodas today but then these caught my eye so I made an audible #CheckTuesday
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This mornings hangover is starting to make me think about going to AA meetings.
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Shawn Ryan’s newest podcast episode really has me completely mind fucked, nothing is what it seems to be & our government is corrupted.
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To the douchebag (hero) at club4 that got clipped taking a photo of a girls ass… tryna airdrop them to me?.
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Thanks @DosBrosMexGrill for giving me the worst time of my life this Monday morning, having the kinda shits u gotta get butt naked for.
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Tanning my nuts by the pool, does that make me unnatty?.
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My philosophy class is overwhelmingly liberal, it’s time to raise hell.
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Her brain is as smooth as my balls after i get done with the manscape.
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Ummm ma’am, the bath and body works perfume you drenched yourself with still doesn’t mask the smell of weed. #urgoodbro
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@ErectusDennis @Ariat This is a sign to get steel toed boots dennis, wishing you a speedy recovery. -Cletus.
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Tennessee drivers need to go back to drivers ed and learn to use accelerator, where I’m from if ur not going 85+ on the freeway ur getting passed.
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Holy moly…Two 10’s right there.
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@FreddySprinkles @ErectusDennis I did in fact buy @ErectusDennis a beer tn, consider it a parting gift as he’s leaving me with a gay roommate for the spring semester.
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@BigShootaMcgav @martavisbryant3 I know a pair of arrowhead tactical shorts when I see them . Stay strapped.-Cletus.
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@WaylonIv3796 Ultra boosts have definitely seen there day and should be retired as the beater shoe, but have to show respect to the fact that there was once a time that some pairs sold for 1k plus.
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Forgot to add the part where the libs cut water supply to fire hydrants to save a minnow & only wanna hire LGBT firefighters 🤣🤣🤣 #shrink.
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Unfortunate to see that Jerry Jones and Joe Biden are on same mental wavelength, my cowboys won’t reach the promise land till that senile old fart gives up the keys to the kingdom.
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@republicandad24 @FreakyTwizzy I can confirm the authenticity of this post, don’t know how the kid swung the follow but he did.
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@ErectusDennis @FreddySprinkles I do this frequently, it’s good to take days off to chill out, play ncaa, crank hog, and get ready for the next day.
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Two things Georgia football players good at: reckless driving & getting ejected for targeting.
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@JoffreyJonesIV @WhiskeyRiff A nice twitter dm would’ve been cool before hand, they still gave me post credit so its chill.
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Just got hit on by a gay dude in the bathroom at the library, took every bone in my body to not send him to his creator(satin).
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Can’t drink on Sundays because it’s the lords day, but I sure am glad in 20 minutes it’ll be Monday and I’ll have a nice Coors by my side.
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I might suck at accounting but damn I can shine some boots
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The announcers in this Tex vs. Asu game can’t seem to get Cam Skattebo’s dick out of their mouths.
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Nothing makes me happier to see Colin Jost chirp the fuck out of Biden to his face on live television #BidenWorstPresidentEver.
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I think vol hall is the hub for all these Palestine supporting communists.
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