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The ministry of Molly Mae
Minister says people should work more hours or move to a better job to protect themselves from cost of living surge
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Dami is finishing me rn. Man was listening to their convo like he was watching news
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This is how I hold my mum when I ask her for chicken and chips and I rush her to the shop before she changes her mind
Boris Johnson casts his vote for the London mayoral election alongside fiancee Carrie Symonds
#Election2021
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Anybody that brings pounded yam to work is someone that can even slap the HR manager. What’s killing me is that the ting is wrapped in cling film, so there is no intention of using cutlery 🤣🤣
"Well that's alot of mozzarella" - someone that can't mind their business 🤣
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Fell in love whilst you’re married? God, arise and scatter your enemies
Matt Hancock claims ‘I broke rules because I fell in love’ after Gina Colangelo affair
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Kady invited Mitch over to shout that she doesn’t want him. Yeah, this is public disgrace
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Small smirk? Yeah this brudda is a genius
Congratulations to Mark who achieved A*A* A* A* and who will study Physics at Oxford. A fantastic result!
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This is something we can get behind. If you like, sleep there
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Somebody that reduced his name from Abhishek to Shake could never marry a woman named Deepti. Let’s be truly honest
#LoveisBlind
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Tyrique has told Ella multiple times he’s gonna scatter her heart and she’s nodding like Noddy
#LoveIsland
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Man said soak it all in. She was praying loool
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Sola, remember you’re leading all night on Friday. God bless you as you prepare
The way this boy is fine yeah, if I talk they’ll say I’m backsliding
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This is how aunties dance to the offering basket during thanksgiving Sunday
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The way people are talking about tax, I’m so scared to see my payslip. I may knock on 10 Downing Street myself
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There are couples in your church that have been married 40+ years. Go and chat to them for free pls lol
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Instead of you to swear on your own life, it’s your brother’s life you want to sacrifice. Okay Cain
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We never hear you my dear. Have you tried blowing into your mic?
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LOOOOOOL it was always gonna be you champ
The Tories admit an event organised by Shaun Bailey's mayoral campaign took place during lockdown.
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2024, be aggressive with your life decisions. Don’t let life pass you by. Fortune favours the brave
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O2 customers, you get a free odeon ticket to use on Monday every 4 weeks. Through priority. You’re welcome
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In my career I’ve always wanted to travel for work and I thought one day it may happen. Well it is next month 😊
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£250 on my car today. God of milk and honey, please I’m on my knees replenish my account. Everything is gone 🥲
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I was trialling LinkedIn premium and they were meant to email a week before to cancel, they didn’t, and today I saw a charge of nearly £900. I was so shocked I told monzo fraud was on my account looool. Whet?
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Wonders have never ceased. Gentrification of witchcraft. God Almighty, manifest your power
Nah fuck that, Idc how many people do it. Witchcraft is witchcraft, some of these UK artists are too comfortable with shouting out that bs
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Hugo if you’re not picked by man, know that God will pick you. The gospel is that sweet, come home
#LoveIsland
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An actual social construct is what you should eat for breakfast. As for me, all food is permissible
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Are they [redacted]?
Just got an invitation for a wedding next year and I’m confused. Camp? As in camping?
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I hope people realise that Mike Todd’s previous antics led to this.
This is why all these theatrics are problematic. When they’re not curtailed, they get more extravagant to it becomes ridiculous, or worse, heretical.
He degraded that man. He should apologise swiftly.
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Some good news.
Last week I handed in my notice and I start a new job at the end of this month 🥳
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What part of I’m in a meeting don’t my family understand 🥲
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After the all the investment, people are using the Elizabeth Line as toilet. Our country is at war with itself
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God very much save the queen. May she see 100. More bank holidays on our head top
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People who claim to be “prophets” and “apostles” speak like this and this is actually not of Christ. Slandering people is demonic. Lacking gentleness is sinful. This was just mean and derogatory.
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Another thing I’m upset, I saw two guys (again people I didn’t know) come to my wedding in jinz and Gucci t-shirt. My head was hot as we were taking pictures
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Chandler Moore is a better man than me. I would be responding to the comments that would have me in a meeting with my senior pastor
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Most of these “fitness gurus” are millionaires so you can’t even diet like them. You might as well just go on BBC good food and then season what they suggest
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Bend low bend low bend low bend low bend low bend low bend low and see what the Lord can dooooo
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IT WASNT PREDICTABLE THAT A VIRUS COULD MUTATE???? WHERE DID YOU DO YOUR GCSES?
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A sin that Christians seem to not take very seriously is slander and that’s mind boggling. The definition of Devil is slanderer. It’s demonic to do so, so it’s a wonder why so many Christians are willing to slander their brothers and sisters in Christ. Sad
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Another man is making you giggle after a couple of days? Loool, I will interrupt that conversation with such loud laughing. We will have a giggling competition since we are all funny
#TheUltimatum
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I’ve done 6,700 steps already today. 1/3 of the way to Jericho 🙏🏾
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If you can only accept advice when you agree with it, then it’s not wisdom you’re looking for
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Engaged to the woman I love
EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.
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Tanya is moving nuts. What is she really doing here? Why is she trying to drag everyone down? This villain arc is brazy
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People are hugging, kissing, eating breakfast and Afia is wondering whether people kiss a pig’s bumhole? Please send her home tonight
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We acc just have to make more money. That’s the long and short of it
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First love on love island 🙏🏾
Whitney’s Sister Liz has revealed that Whitney & Ella pray together every day in the villa❤️
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If you have to change a challenge to make it “Christian”, the challenge ain’t for you beloved. Go and read your Bible jare
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Masters is officially completed. I can only thank God man. It’s been a good but tough year. I don’t even know whether I’m tired or not. Thank you for all your prayers and encouragement 🙏🏾
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I’m in Enish and the price now? Jehovah turn it around loooool. Jollof £19, madting
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God change my story. I want to laugh like this 😭
Coco Gauff on what she's gonna use her US Open prize money for:
'Somebody said pay off debts... I'm 19, I don't have any debt' 😂
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Man said 1 year talking stage. You man are in purgatory. May God deliver you. Jesus only spent 3 days in a tomb. You’re spending 1 year in “I don’t know what we are” JESUS scatter your enemies
#CTS
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That we can’t control ourselves so we need women to attain unreasonable levels of purity to ensure men don’t fall
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When you strategically revise for an exam and the topic that you didn’t revise comes up
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These man are trying to redefine marriage. Dkm
Instead of “till death do us part” how about “for as long as this feels healthy, safe, and meaningful for both of us”
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Don’t treat eating like a chore. Also don’t separate food into “clean” and “dirty”. I actually think it’s harmful for most people. Treat food like fuel. What is the best way to fuel your body.
Also if you want a doughnut, have one. Just don’t have 5 in one sitting 🙂
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8 years ago I saw wizkid open up for Tinie Tempah at O2. Barely standing was filled and people were booing and talking because most of his songs were in Yoruba. People are not rushing for what will now be a sold out show. Life ay
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28 what? The God of Jabez, enlarge my territory 😭
Any Tech Leads with 5+ years of experience in a tech lead position with Data experience?
I have someone in my network who's hiring for a 6 months Director or engineering contract position.
£28,000 a month / £1,400 a day - (London & WFH)
I know the hiring recruiter personally
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How can you be emailing me during my time off and expect me to be respond? Let’s all respect ourselves.
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Hugo the issue isn’t that your nice. The issue is that you have a brother anointing. You need to give off boyfriend energy
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Kyler for the win! Clarisse wanted to divide what God has joined together. But may God arise and may their enemies be scattered
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Road tax is the one that is angering me, because the roads are looking like they have leprosy
Income Tax, Road Tax, Inheritance Tax, Council Tax, Capital Gains Tax, National Insurance, VAT just to name a few 🙃🙃
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Prosperity preachers are basically the Christian version of forex traders
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You man are doing heavy CH talks on Christmas Eve? Looooool. Even God rested.
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Like most things, advice is better received within the context of discipleship but a lot of man don’t wanna go church lol
If we’re being honest, alot of advice regarding Christian relationships doesn’t help anybody lol
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David Beckham was huge. We need not undermine that. But I don’t think you guys remember how big the Spice Girls were lol. They had the record for how quickly they sold out Wembley for like 20 years, this was pre-social media era too
Saying Beckham’s brand is as big as it is because of Victoria is crazy 😂😂😂
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The UK Government:
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I sent an email and you’re asking me questions the email would answer for you if you read it 🙂 to God be the glory sha
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The way some healthcare professionals write their notes, you need to ask God for word of knowledge to interpret it. Goodness me
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The thing I’m learning about the corporate is that it seriously pays to be liked. You can do all the hard work, hit all the KPIs, be punctual but if management don’t like you, sorry dear
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Maybe that’s how they’re paying for their wedding. Multiple streams of income. Isn’t that what those brothers said?
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Tanya and Shaq’s mums are gonna have to do serious damage control at church on Sunday
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Catherine is saying love always wins. Okay oooo. Thank you Disney channel. Wake up and smell the coffee bruv
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These producers are moving mad. They stopped Lillie at terminal 6 and said we got suttin for ya. Liam is finished 😂😂
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People are getting married after 2/3 months and are still at it 30 years later. Some people are looking for compatibility after 3 years. God bless you
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I love that all my people are getting married, stying alive to have birthdays, having bouncing babies, fantastic news. But please, can you all liaise with each other in the future to spread these events out, my account is screaming at me and I have no response 🙂
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Paying for parking where you live when you pay council tax is absolutely crazy.
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This babe got me a PS5 😭 Lemme go upgrade her [redacted]
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I can’t lie, when I got to restaurants I want to see who’s in the kitchen. I don’t want Nigerians making Indian food, I don’t want Chinese people making Jamaican food, I don’t want English man making Chinese food. I don’t think you can separate food from its culture
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Don’t complicate it this year. Don’t put arbitrary rules on your prayer times or Bible reading. Everyday just pray and read your Bible. And as the Sunday school song states, you will grow.
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My boy asked Ike and I about a girl that came to our trad and neither of us knew who she was looool. Young people are gatecrashing whilst wearing asoebi. Hallelujah
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There is absolutely no reason for you sermon to be 1 hour and 40 + mins. Literally there are zero scenarios where this is reasonable
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I hope your life savings aren’t £60.
In all seriousness, condemnation never leads to righteousness.
Warnings and wonder. We need both. This tweet isn’t helpful
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They put the blacks together. The British public said Wakanda forever and I hear it loud and clear
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Fleur East sampled everybody blow your trumpet. I’m so finished. She thought we wouldn’t clock. You think capital extra will save you. Sinach and co will turn up at your yard
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I went to the GP yesterday cah I was experiencing some symptoms and he said it’s wedding stress 🤣🤣
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