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Dan Santhems

@DSanthems

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'lefteye woke snowflak'. mostly memes

East Midlands, England

Joined October 2021

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Dan Santhems

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2 years

It’s now illegal in Russia to share an image of Putin as a gay clown

Warning: This post contains various images of Putin as a gay clown, and may therefore be illegal to share in Russia.

www.washingtonpost.com

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@CiaranBloo Sure he can't have far Togo?

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@fesshole Grandma is healthy. Unlike the relationship with the Mrs

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@fesshole Great story m9

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5 months

@carbdiem Definitely a real nurse and not just a hospital porter, you can tell by the way she's got that stethoscope on for authenticity 🧐

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@RNfoureyes I grew up when getting a good hiding was 'normal'. It doesn't teach you not to misbehave again, it just teaches you to try not getting caught next time 🤷‍♂️

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@Luiseach Every single time with these fucking wallopers

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@fesshole Those are certainly all words 🤷‍♂️

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@fesshole Somebody fetch me my bathing toaster

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2 years

@fesshole I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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11 months

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1 year

The memes coming out of this #oceangate sub sinking are just too much 🤣💀

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@I_amMukhtar Deadbeat dad

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1 year

@fesshole This sounds dysfunctional enough to turn into one of those hateful marriages that are so popular on here 👍

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@terminallyOL @jordanbpeterson

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@fesshole 'Free'

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@fesshole 'Only option'

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@fesshole 'The affair ended'

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@wizardingnews

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@NoContextBrits I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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6 months

@fesshole Damn that's crazy. Alexa, play that's what you get by Paramore

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@jpd7890 @fesshole

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2 years

@fesshole All the crypto fans commenting trying to pretend it's not Herbalife for dudebros 🤡

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@zakiscorner 'Woke'. 🙄

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@saltytunafish1 @NoCapFights It's always the ones with a blue tick

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@InkMasterbator "She is fat"

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@Lotusgirl625 @RobDenBleyker

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1 year

@ask_aubry Violent and moody. What a catch

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1 year

@fesshole Crypto = herbalife for dudebros

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1 year

@fesshole I swear half of these are just sent in just so the sender can harvest the 'didn't happen' memes.

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2 years

@fesshole Amount of times you have done this despite having tape in your car = 0

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@NoContextBrits Embarrassing cunt

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@fesshole I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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2 years

@fesshole I just do the big shop with my wife and put my preferred toilet paper in the trolley. 🤷‍♂️

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@StevieNicksTD

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@starwarsfonts Defend Gina Carano? Haha, wut?

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@realbishbullet @fesshole 'Inevitably'

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@Bronwen85

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@fesshole I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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@fesshole

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Dan Santhems

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1 year

@fesshole So the fess is you fell asleep whilst watching Shallow Grave, then woke up remembering it as something that happened to you. Righto

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2 years

@beardySM @fesshole Time for thus one again already?

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1 year

@fesshole Another healthy fesshole relationship

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@fesshole Hopefully you missed a piece and stand on it barefoot

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@IndiaWilloughby Same energy

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@fesshole 'She's a great person'

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@fesshole I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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@fesshole 'Personality'

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@parsl @fesshole

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@fesshole I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

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1 year

@anon_opin What a way to announce you can't reverse park

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2 years

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@InsaneMistress

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@sophielouisecc

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@FormerAntivax

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@AidanCTweets @jk_rowling

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Dan Santhems

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2 years

@fesshole Yeah I can completely understand this...oh no wait a minute I have no kids as I told the missus I never wanted them 🤷‍♂️

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Dan Santhems

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1 year

@fesshole The portrait

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Dan Santhems

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2 years

@fesshole Just ruining your shoe and thinking its a flex🤷‍♂️

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