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31/KY/He/Him/filthy communist Fan of racing. Usually.

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Marc Marquez be like
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Love that Danhausen #AEWDynamite
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@deepfriedwoomy Fan service should be for EVERYONE
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It's been a while since I watched the prequels but damn I forgot how great this line is @TitlesInMedia
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@TommyWTF1 And yet the FIA's side is "it's Gasly's fault for driving so fast"
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@jameypricephoto Ain't no way you have a "20 best drivers in the world" list that includes Yuki Tsunoda or Lance Stroll
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@VincentVerhei Richard Sherman proving he is both the smartest, and realest, man in the room
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@ContraPoints Okay but then you'll be the richest one and we'll have to eat you
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@tsimiks @AlbertFabrega "Michael it's Christian..." "Michael doesn't work here anymore. You're gonna have to earn this one."
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@SwordOfAlicia "he's probably an accountant" is like the worst insult ever for a guy called daredevil and the worst part is he's so close
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@JustSomeGuy262 @Jesse_Brenneman @Westhoefen According to Elon, yes apparently
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- Lost Fontana - Lost Pocono - Lost Texas - Lost Watkins Glen - Lost all international races other than Toronto - Failed to find a 3rd OEM (bye Honda 👋🏻) - Outdated hybrid system - No 2025 streaming deal - Was overtaken by F1 as 2nd most popular form of motorsport in America
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Reflecting on the past 9years: -Verizon/NTT Entitlements. -Multiple OEM Extensions. -AK18- Identity back. -Rolling 5 Year Plan. -Increase Car Count: - On Track Performance Records. -AeroScreen -100% Renewable Race Fuel. -Hybrid Technology. Incredible Paddock Wide Effort!
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@jbromovies Consistent release schedules? Wtf???? What year is it?
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@Kaito_KaiNi @TheOmegaVirus "How would I know that?" "There's a website listed in the manual that takes you to an old Star Trek forum and if you look on the 754th reply, there's the solution." "But how would I–" "They tell you over the radio."
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@Centuries_Sound @ContraPoints Elon has a tiny dick confirmed?
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@EuphoriTori The left is too afraid to criticize ALL religions anymore.
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@Unpaid1ntern Getting rid of in season testing has killed more young careers in modern F1 than lack of funding
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@baileymeyers You mean to tell me Morgot Robbie is intentionally posting toes on main for free??? Not the highest business acumen on that one
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@ymmayer Not sure if cringeworthy or praiseworthy or both but either way congrats
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@sonikku956 Because it's fucking funny
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@TVsJordan On the one hand, damn everyone involved in shutting the game down for this being a fact On the other, that's still more of a legacy than most games are leaving behind anymore
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@NotFifthGear Pastrana proving to be a good wholesome dude. Also Gray beating Mid Crafton's ass is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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@forexposure_txt "$200 for as long as I want" sounds like he's trying to enslave your ass but is really fucking bad at it "All art will be strictly personal art" oh cool so I don't even get exposure, that's literally the worst deal in the world 😂
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@Pinko69420 How tf did a line so hard come from fucking X3? 😭
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@GunnerDobbins Dude, I just rewatched s7 this week and holy shit the unbridled anger in his voice when he realizes he got sent Ahsoka instead of Kenobi or Anakin is just *chef's kiss*
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@capeshitsucks Batman whenever a bank gets robbed.
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@junejutsukaisen Everyone's gonna act like this build is gonna be hella serious and melodramatic until they remember that Dwayne doesn't cut serious promos, he cuts Rock promos. And Rock promos are only good if you're facing someone like Austin who can talk shit back
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@DieselNotVin @gore_b4by 50 people "reviewed" it and the average is a 9. That's a lot of people thirsty for John Lennon
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@Unpaid1ntern FA: "hey man, thanks for the safety car, that was pretty convenient 😂" FB: "yeah... convenient"
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@CosmonautMarcus English professor: write what you know This person, apparently: NO
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@IGN Unless Bobby Kotick is next, it's all lip service.
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@ShitpostRock Show. Don't. Tell. Peter Jackson SHOWED them interacting like old friends who've missed each other would instead of just saying "we're old friends and I haven't seen you in a while"
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@YouTubeLiaison @shelby_young @TeamYouTube How many more bot replies you got lined up?
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@MonkeKing12 @kzzrttt Buddy they lied to you real good, huh?
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@Motor_Magnet @MattP1Gallagher you underestimate how much of the F1 fanbase actually cares about practice
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@BKWelles The kids in question? Stephen King and Bill Gates
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If anyone will appreciate this stupid meme I made, I hope it will be @yugiohtas
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@Saberspark I wanna know how he got roped into this
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@timerube "that's not lore, that's [provides definition of lore]"
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@FlorkOfCows Man works fast, apparently
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@linusgsebastian basically everyone's reaction to the Switch OLED
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@poIiwags Like... "The cake is a lie" was one of the most overdone memes in history. It's from Portal. Those games literally shaped an entire generation of unfunny internet users
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@GolazoDan Is that so?
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@spankypantsyt @Utakime And now here we are, with every website we use owned by a handful of mega corporations. What a time to be alive
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@RaceplayShawty Qui-Gon: "we'll try one of the smaller dealers" Watto: "no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise ya that!" The wise Jedi who taught Obi-Wan got duped by a used car salesman who doesn't accept legal tender for ✨reasons✨ He got what he deserved from Maul lol
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@armormodechang PS2: hey we literally have a DVD player built in and it's cheaper than any other player at the time Xbox: you gotta buy an add-on but yeah we can do DVD's GC: haha if you hook up the Game Boy Player you can watch an episode of Pokemon
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@dad_as_heck @SirLarr @DaveOshry Best comedy game of all time
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@Tylerkro13 @Centuries_Sound @ContraPoints Elon has a massive fucking hog that's taking all the blood from his brain confirmed?!
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@ShadowN8V @MaxKennerly Kevin Sorbo inadvertently being part of a labor movement isn't how I expected to start my day
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@TheEnemiesPE3 if there's one thing Dwayne learned in his feud with Hogan, it's how to say "that doesn't work for me, brother"
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@Justin_SofOK It's technically accurate. The roster itself was stacked top to bottom (if you ignore the four dudes directly in the middle) It's the everything else that's the issue with TNA (it's the same problem it's had for 20 years)
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I don't care about any "Sterling" in wrestling until the Super Heavyweight Supervillain @JimSterling is in AEW #AEWDynamite
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@MIFrenchieMom Idk, I'd say ask Gene if he was alive. Considering that's all he ever did.
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@TChenArt @Bolverk15 Ah yes this very detailed and thorough map of the world that definitely has an anti-Chinese agenda
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@aya_namirei @ContraPoints The manga's good, but the anime adaptation is much better
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@GamersNexus I know benchmarking CPU's and GPU's has consumed the team's life and will continue to do so until December, but can we just take a second to appreciate how bad ASRock's marketing team is?
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@Unpaid1ntern You're gonna sit here and tell me Robert Kubica pre-rally crash wasn't on course for GOAT status?
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@AdvanceBase Great job Luke, this truly is the Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
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@SquillyHeff "WIFE BAD" is my favorite variety of boomer humor
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@josefnewgarden Awww did I hurt your feelings? I'm sure they're not as hurt as Grosjean's car. But hey, that's Twitter.
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@Insider2000 @ShadowTodd Yeah at least in the OG and prequel trilogies there were side characters everywhere. The sequels it felt like it was the main cast and the old cast for the majority of it all.
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@OculusImperia @VoicesByZane Western film critics love shitting on Goji films until one comes out that's a CGI mess, then it's real cinema, plot be damned.
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@wearetherace @XPBImages And if you ask him he'll say "I feel faster than you" 😂
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The privilege of having your boss running the championship, being the hometown boy, and being the generic, white meat babyface the series marketing is trying to push as an American hero. This isn't NASCAR or sports cars @josefnewgarden . Grow up and take responsibility.
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“Welcome to Indycar. Don’t know what else to tell him.” - Newgarden on Grosjean accident
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@iAm_No0ne_ @AltHistCody The director of the first part of a three film trilogy based on the biggest IP in the world should have a general idea on how the story should go.
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@dngnascar It's almost like it doesn't actually matter where a giant fucking number goes if you design the livery well
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@CosmonautMarcus Oh no Marcus is back in his blonde girl era
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@LauraLeslieF1 Who's gonna tell her Senna was dead for over 15 years at that point?
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@ParadoxThaGod Literally just this whole movie
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@DisasterG0blin @eddyburback Sad, but predictable of him
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@RinRinYikes @EXPayline Free Mod Acknowledges the original artists Yep, definitely the same thing going on here
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@NotRollingTim @CosmonautMarcus That's my favorite one because literally Wayne Enterprises is depicted as a charitable org in almost every adaptation
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@not_eonnn @CosmonautMarcus I shouldn't laugh because it's the saddest part of the show but goddamn 💀💀💀
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@TroubledY0Uth_ @JayBauman1 Of course not, because they haven't made Marvel movies
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@natesaundersF1 How many of them are Carloses?
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@TheChowderhead They're not in the journalism business, they're in the twitter clickbait business
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@matto_bii Sony remembered they're a Japanese company for the first time in 15 years
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@F1Clapped >V10 >Lighter cars >No refueling Okay kid, you're gonna have to pick one
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@DaveOshry Is it better or worse than the alternative you get with Bioware games where your choices are pointless but you can legally say you did something different?
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@SMITEGame Why would I personally buy wards when I could just put all vision-related responsibility solely on my jungler then ping him excessively every time I push up too far and get ganked?
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@MaceAhWindu "We got prison escapes, we got heists of all kinds, we got bad love stories, we got dude with laser crossbows who live in treeshouses, we got-"
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@chainbear Sky when they've already put it through a sharpening filter and a put a bunch of noise in the image
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@tech_outsider @isaiah_bb Next time he should consider writing a joke
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@lorenzosorice @paulhardware "you're right, this IS a -70 tier card!" "Cool, so are you gonna price it like one?" Nvidia:
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Tenacious D broke up because Jack Black would rather do unfunny shit like this than let his supposed best friend tell an off-the-cuff joke at a comedy show
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Claptrap speaks to Claptrap about “Claptrap on Claptrap” for his upcoming film ‘BORDERLANDS’ Voiced by Jack Black as Claptrap
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@zephyrmetalwing We all went from "man wtf I can't believe they replaced her with Jennifer Hale AND treated her like this" To "well at least Jennifer Hale isn't making shit up for sympathy"
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@kaylavision I get that Lance is trying to diffuse the situation with humor but this really ain't the time for your dad jokes...
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@uldath @JustSomeGuy262 @Jesse_Brenneman @Westhoefen ^ adult who watches *insert popular entertainment medium here*
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@FitMarshmellow I can't wait for the next 30 years of Batman movies to have increasingly worse versions of Mr. Freeze and Penguin
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@SCentralized @AnnohaSadflower *asks for specific examples* "idk there's a bunch of em though"
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@Unpaid1ntern Jumping on twitter dot com to try to mansplain social media and cars to Scotty Mac is some RFK brain worm levels of rot I don't think I've ever seen before
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@DarkXzeon @ShadowTodd Daniel would be the first person to jump on board with that
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@wkerslake as someone with an N64, you didn't have any competition, so you get on the top 100 just by not being Quest 64 or a bad licensed game
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@LinusTech The actual loudest is the sound of Linus dropping [insert expensive piece of hardware here]
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@DUSKdev She walked so they could stumble out the gate and fall flat on their faces
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@kazrrari Tf you mean Max is a better shitposter than me 😭😭😭
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