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think about that || Jordan || Bi || They/Them and He/Him || 23 ||💕@SMlTTENMITTENS 💞

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3 months
Enough
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I don’t know how else to describe it other than this video is just what this website is now.
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1 year
This has to be the most apolitical image on the planet because I cannot fucking decipher what the stance behind it could be.
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2 years
The children yearn for Titanfall.
@HYPEX
HYPEX
2 years
UPCOMING MOVEMENT MECHANICS 🔥. - Wall Running.- Jump Slide (idk what this is).- Double Jump (might be an upcoming Augment/Perk)
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6 months
cannot fucking believe who shows up at the 27 sec mark.
@Erzo_UZX
UZXCrimsonAvenger ~Do I Want P5A Anymore?~
6 months
You can (not) avoid mouse woman 🐁. (l really love Jane Doe😍). #ZenlessZoneZero #zzzero    #zenless0704 #ゼンゼロ #ZZZ #JaneSeth
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1 year
Still think the stupidest critique I have ever heard for a video game is . “Persona 5’s music tricks you into feeling a scene is sadder” . Congrats bro you now know how art works.
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6 months
YOU GUYS WILL NOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME
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Jordan
1 year
Don’t think there’s a more well aged post on this site than this.
@beanytuesday
Beany Tuesday
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2018 political rising stars to keep an eye on
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Jordan
2 years
Hearing that Raid Shadow Legends pays sponsors more than what Helena Taylor was offered is one of the most demoralizing statements of all time.
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1 year
Hearing Yoshi P legitimately go. "Yeah in the past dark skinned characters would not look good under poor lighting conditions and we worked to explicitly fix that". is a level I wasn't expecting but really appreciate
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9 months
The best part of Hades 2 is I never have to deal with these two ever again
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Jordan
9 months
what if it was freakyversus and they added the stroker.
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MultiVersus adds The Joker
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2 years
If this is the exact retro game store in Little Tokyo then. LMAOOOOOOO
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@sonicforces
william
2 years
just saw this posted up in a retro game store just say you want me to die
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8 months
Ultima is winning white boy of the year
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POV, you are a dev on Marvel vs Capcom and see your coworker Keiji Inafune come up to give you some advice
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@tommy_tin
トミー朕
5 months
マブカプのロールは他の部署のキャラなので.当初は遠慮して絶対パンチラしないよう作られてたんですが.ロックマンの部署のトップ稲船氏が見に来て.「パンチラしないの?」.と言ったため.担当キャラマンINO氏がそれ以降あらゆる動きでパンチラするようにドットを打った. 喜んでもらえて良かった良かった.
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2 years
Looney Tunes ass game.
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6 months
It’s truly insane how misogynistic this genre of person is.
@Kerrcarr01
Kerrcarr 🟢
6 months
Same artist that drew a comic of him beating up a dude taking pictures for his girlfriend’s instagram account. (He’s the guy in the red circle)
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9 months
Phil Spencer on his dogshit podcast this week
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6 months
Filler got so misconstrued from the original meaning of “Filling time when the adaptation gets to close to the source” to “Anything that isn’t moving the active goal of the plot forward”.
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cybxrdxze
6 months
hot take but avoiding filler is killing anime. like yes I actually do want to see jjk characters just fooling around for a whole episode without anything plot relevant happening.
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Jordan
8 months
Peter Griffin’s Cursed Technique is Cutaway Gag.
@reevierat
Reevie
8 months
both spongebob and peter griffin have to be immortal beings who have power over the whole universe
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9 months
Vivian having her trans identity restored honestly makes her being the one to help Mario finding his name again is so fucking good.
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3 years
Billy Kametz brought to life so many incredible roles to life but him bringing such heart and soul to Maruki is honestly part of why I'm still alive today. I'm never going to forget your performances Billy. Thank you
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@SantanaelChan
Ash
6 months
What if Midna from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was chubby and her name was Bigna
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1 year
this game is fUCKING FAKE.
@horngal
Rosarie Maria🦐
1 year
i'm obsessed with poison ivy's iconic ice elemental fire axe
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2 years
Scoring a neurodivergent white girl and turning on Jerma like it’s Cocomelon when I need to go work out.
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1 year
Palworld being a success is so bizarre to me . It’s functionally the same as those public domain instant horror movies.
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3 months
Metaphor is one of those games where I have to grapple with the fact the devs that made my favorite game ever made a game I think is better.
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2 years
Good news guys . Chris is still out here
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8 months
That story about the Zelda staff member leaving the industry going from . “Oh she had to deal with toxic men in her workplace”. To . “She joined a psycho cult”. Is insane.
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@HollywoodHandle
The Hollywood Handle
1 year
Hash is reportedly set to appear in ‘THE BATMAN - PART II’. Filming is aiming a Summer 2024 start date. (Via: @DanielRPK)
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1 year
If I was standing there and heard no camera clicks I would alter the lives of everyone watching me.
@Variety
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Neil Druckmann at the #GoldenGlobes.
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2 years
White guy's getting to top 8 with Dee Jay
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2 years
It's 2020. Attack on Titan is airing its final season. It's 2021. Attack on Titan is airing its final season. It's 2022 . Attack on Titan is airing its final season. Its 2023 . Attack on Titan is airing its final season. Its 2023 . Attack on Titan is airing its final season.
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@NELLF1RE
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3 years
QRT with a meme that you love but never get to use because of how specific or situational it is, I’ll go first
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5 months
This would be the icon of every 11 year old in 2011
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3 years
Evil Cole Cassidy be like . My name is Jesse Mccree.
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4 years
“Ah yes Wario64? Alert me when the PS5 is out of stock.”
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2 years
H-H-HURRY UP
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9 months
Hey you guys wanna hang out and smoke weed and drink diet soda until our bellies are full and play burnout revenge on the ps2.
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3 years
I.
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1 year
This is part of why I’m so staunchly against negative long video essays because you really don’t need that much time to explain why something is bad. If you spend too long on something you are bound to start going at shit that is just stupid.
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6 months
It makes sense that Jared would hate an expansion about giving trust and love.
@ProJared
Jared Knabenbauer
6 months
We need to talk about Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail and how weak it is. It's the worst FF XIV has ever been. It's the Problem with Dawntrail. (link in replies)
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1 year
Incredibly fascinating to see that dozens(!) of devs response to Japanese devs saying . “Hearing the devs of games we love try to exclude us from the conversation of RPGs is incredibly hurtful” . Was to double down and become even more racist.
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9 months
DRAKE TURNED OFF COMMENTS ON HIS IG.
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Jordan
8 months
Microsoft killing a really successful KI online tournament, organized BY THERE OWN COMPANY, because they didn’t want people thinking they were making a sequel is such a fucking perfect encapsulation of this company.
@connrokelt
contra
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he told me they didn't want to make anyone think they were working on a sequel, and that a microsoft-sponsored event (via startgg) could justify theories that they were going to work on one. it didn't make any fucking sense to either of us, but the idea was dead just like that.
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2 years
the line that changed reality
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@StellaNoxEclair it happened last year too
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2 years
i hate these people
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Nerds raised on “Nerd gets the girl” media that think they are the pinnacle of male/female relations because they don’t want to assault every woman they see.
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2 years
Homelander after the Yakuza 7 cast do a combo heat attack on him
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@KZXcellent Mine was finding out Japanese students can hit the select button to find out the answers to a quiz.
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1 year
We literally clowned on a racist BioWare employee for making this exact statement a couple days ago . Absolute fucking morons.
@docsquiddy
docseuss.bsky.social
1 year
a game like final fantasy 6 isn't an rpg. even though it has multiple endings you aren't really making choices that shape how characters feel about you in any meaningful way. it is one of the best games of all time, but not an rpg.
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2 years
This is tax return season for fujos.
@koisuru_mijinko
みじん子
2 years
So the Code Geass mobile game just dropped a child between Suzaku and Lelouch. He's a clone created from their DNA who even calls them "dad" apparently, but like. My oldest OTP now has an official lovechild. Wtf am I supposed to do with this information??
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1 year
jesus fucking christ dude
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1 year
I think what makes DmC's rampant misogyny so much worse is how much they pretended their characters were empowering women compared to the original series.
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2 years
Platinum is somehow the only studio in the industry that got worse after 7th gen.
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3 years
@HenshinRX it's so fucked up i keep reading abe and thinking Lincoln.
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1 year
Also Hbomberguy was so correct where people will look past blatant plagiarism as long as the victim of the plagiarism is othered or considered bad.
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2 years
I love how you can tell the exact height of the person who made this.
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@dragon_scim This is what my mom forced me to do when I was 15.
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4 years
I'M GONNA KILL CHAOS
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“FF16 has no towns” has to be the absolute funniest fucking sentence I’ve heard all year . Imagine wanting to be taken seriously as a critic and just lying.
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nah bro this is the worst thumbnail ive ever seen
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@KZXcellent I hate video game critique so fucking much dude.
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Every guy you know who exclusively plays visual novels and Vita RPGs has to let you know that they are not interested in the newest major AAA game.
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Oh the Suicide Squad NDA is lifted . That shit is DOG SHIT.
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You not a colleague You a fuckin Colonizer
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2 years
i'm watching the new digital foundry video and what the fuck
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This is the funniest game ever
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This dude’s only credits at this time were NBA Street and DA:O . I don’t know how else you come to this statement other than racism.
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Really don’t like this describing my mother.
@DollipDaze
Dollip 💙 from online
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she looks like a republican's wife that was progressive in college but changed her mind when she got money
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Green lighting projects doesn’t protect them!. There is no reason to trust this!.
@VGC_News
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Xbox has reportedly greenlit the next game from Ninja Theory. The Hellblade studio isn’t currently facing the threat of closure as part of widespread layoffs at Microsoft’s gaming division, it’s claimed.
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@PatStaresAt In DMC3 as Vergil and Dante are having their final battle, Lady has her emotional climax of killing her father with her own hands and judgement. During the same moment of DmC, Kat is literally sitting behind a garbage can after being yelled at by Vergil.
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You could have been sustainable if you did not spend 70 billion dollars on a publisher you cannot run.
@IGN
IGN
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@DMC_Ryan On recent studio closures: "The closure of any team is hard. Now is the time to focus on the team and the individuals, because it’s obviously very hard for them. I’ve said over and over again that I have to make hard decisions to run a sustainable business." #IGNLive.
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The world when Asmongold reaction clips stop appearing in recommended
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3 years
The Tales logo is literally what pops up when you search womb tattoo
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@Cacophanus
Ollie Barder
3 years
Part of the supposed Bamco hack, so take with a grain of salt.
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4 years
THERE'S AN EXTENDED VERSION OF LIVE ACTION ESTINIEN AD. GAMER ESTINIEN
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@HatokTalk I respect it so fucking hard.
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The former is largely not a problem with most productions now because there’s not really any Endlessly going anime except for like . One Piece.
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1 year
Also the people defending the designs going . “Oh they didn’t steal they’re totally original”. Would die if they saw a bootleg Pokemon shirt.
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1 year
Phil Spencer is out here PORT BEGGING HELLDIVERS 2. COOKED CONSOLE.
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Jordan
1 year
This is a fucking insane sneak.
@Okami13_
KAMI
2 years
The modern AAA horror renaissance has officially begun.
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Balan Wonderworld is the embodiment of Scrimblo Bimblo.
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@Gozutrucker69 Luke is the dude at the gym that is so outwardly non sexual you just think he’s ace until you meet his equally jacked bf.
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1 year
Part of why I think being a teenager is so core to Persona's identity is how much agency it makes teenagers feel like they can have. Especially when nearly every adult in the series fails the children in their lives in some way.
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@DurationIII I’ve met him in person he’s just a guy it’s so funny.
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1 year
Okay the Castlevania director has liked this post now . What.
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1 year
Cringe Compilations were the worst thing to happen to the internet and I'm not fucking kidding.
@denimneverdies
a Denim is forever
1 year
Noticing this common sentiment that boils down to "so what, if I just want to be a complete asshole to a random stranger, that makes me a bad person?" and like. yeah? What are you confused about here?
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This article title sucks but people need to actually get over their hatred of P5 and accept that it is probably the most significant RPG of last gen.
@Kotaku
Kotaku
1 year
Six Years Ago, The Most Stylish RPG Ever Revived A Dying Genre
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2 years
Fuck Platinum.
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1 year
Toby Fox being the most based man on the planet.
@UndertaleYellow
Undertale Yellow
1 year
@SebastianWolff Toby Fox has asked us to relay this message on his behalf
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