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cyah imagine how long it take fi voice tanto, no wonder him no have no more new song
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Cyah go bar
Cyah go ATM
Cyah park u car on the road
Cyah park u car at a party
Cyah stay out late
Robbers made off with liquor, cigarettes and an undetermined sum of cash following a hold-up at a bar in Westchester in Portmore, St Catherine, Saturday night.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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We don't realize how much indiscipline contributes to a lot of our problems
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Had a convo with my financial advisor
Ask him if I should get the 2022 civic or 420.
He said the bmw cost more. I should get the civic use the money saved to invest.
Then when it reaches enough buy the BMW.
He is 10. Idk where I get this boy from
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The new Scotia debit card. Mastercard with chip and pin and tap to pay. The red visa cards will be going away soon
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Bredda if Kingston had a transit system like NYC I would NOT drive to work.
Gas
Time
Traffic
Taxi man
Plus I would use the time to read my business news and my certificates that I'm studying for
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Like a the general work pan them
These
@yardmascarnival
beauties take their final photos before they head out on the road for Sunday’s
#JamaicaCarnival
Road March in St Andrew.
#ReadyFiDiRoad
#GLNREnt
#YardMas
📸: Ian Allen
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So many USA houses come fully furnished with stainless steel GE /whirlpool appliances.
Jamaican properties cost so much and doesn't come with anything but bad roads
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See ya pay fi go ina u own yard a night time
Jones Pen, Spanish Town, St Catherine
J$12.5 million
10 bedroom 4 bathroom
3 buildings on the property
#SimonSaysRealEstate
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Overseas companies also slowly stop taking cards issued from Jamaican banks for online purchases
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Clarks
Best buy
Ppl nah pree the impact scamming has on local biz & the country as a whole. Had an event recently & the scamma dem never stop try buy tickets with dem teefing cards til the international payment processor closed our account because of the # of attempted suspicious transactions.
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Random man downtown a try sell me a school bag
Told him no
"Oh you nah no youth yet, you haffi go work pan that this year"
Man a deal with me so ?
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Just did my ruthven viewing
1BR
I'm no professional photographer lol
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Holding gov hostage and demanding 6 months payment plan, some of these ppl have over 1000 tickets and should never drive again.
Just too bad the jutc not equip to take up the workload if they call out.
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Saw this video on IG. Had no idea this was what the firefighters were dealing with
Video taken from
@khourydoo
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Me have more questions than anything but aight
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Chris Brown production for his show was not normal, he brought another level that I don't think was ever seen in Jamaica.
The effects on screen, making him look drunk, or in the clouds
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Palace new website and app is out. Can finally see how many seats 😭😭
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This has nothing to do with the app and everything to do with our society, are route taxis and cab company drivers also not missing and been killed ?
“When mi a go nowhere mi nuh go wid fear.” Those were Devroy Peart’s last words to his older brother Phillip Peart as he tried to alleviate Phillip’s unease about his new vocation as a driver with ridesharing company inDrive.
Read:
#GLNRToday
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Lawn? Them ago water it ??
Serious note still, ppl need to realize that the price what houses are selling for, u can't necessarily charge that rent amount to cover your mortgage, you haffi come out a pocket.
You can get this in Kingston why me a go portmore?
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People don't realize they run the Devon house bakeries that they say make the best patty them
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@DayniLinzi
@KPBofficial
Lol u based these percentage on? Or u just pull that number out of nowhere?
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Everybody up in arms about kids vaccinating to go school.
Guess they forgot about the immunization cards
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I will always question where Digicel get money to do all these extravagant things yet the internet is terrible and they couldn't pay back then investors
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@KedeshaBoothe
@ThatThickChick
This is exactly my thought, kids at this age not thinking about any sexual orientation, let them be kids and stop sexualizing
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I can't make these things up.
Kids are really sponges and they are listening and learning from their environment even if you are not directly teaching them
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If you have that Scotia MasterCard debit 7krave delivery is free 🙌🏾😉
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So my son said he had a valentine at school and he wanted a rose to give her so we went to shields and shields
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So Scotia sold insurance to sagicor, Canadian company buys sagicor, jmmb bought a stake in the Canadian company, sagicor buys advantage general from NCB....wow all in less than a year
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@nnboogie
So salaries should remain at 1993 levels where people are struggling to survive and the inflation has erode purchasing power from their days
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Asked him where him learn that,
His response I'm always watching investment videos
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@darylvazmp
@ethooBRoiraM
@brogad
I think ride sharing has the potential to be safer.
The technology can provide driver details, car details, vehicle route and history vs the current system we have now for taxi companies and route taxis
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Insurance is important, but being over insured is also a thing which I think happens a lot with them.
Critical illness
Health Insurance
Pension - if your company doesn't provide one is important
Sagicor agents are sharks. I feel like I'm canceling all my policies. Idc if I lose money, I'm not supporting a BMW budget on my likkle salary.
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How as a fisherman u reach all the way a Colombia?
For fish ? 🤔
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Restripe did this on the entire red hills road. Great brand promo
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them driver here swear them skill and more time not even realize it's the other drivers being defensive around them save them
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This outside design, can you believe this is in Jamaica? Actually happy to see a new style being tried
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@Teneila1
@AlexusSkyyyyy
Lol really? Every other Jamaican call or that, all the man wah sell it
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Btw NHT mandate is not to make affordable housing, that's actually the HAJ.
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That 2% is crazy, but that 2% also feels overtaxed and can't even see good roads to drive on.
“Jamaica's labour force comprises 1.3 million workers but only 400,000 people earn above the $1.5 million threshold.”
Excluding self-employed, on average around 75% of those working earn below $1.5m; 23% earns between $1.5m and $6m and 2% earns above $6m.
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@ArtemTarasov23
@DannyFortunie
Trolling, they have been using various methods now
Filming the police has become a popular tool of accountability that is simultaneously essential and dangerous. This is a thread about the tactics officers are using to prevent bystander video.
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@GJamAnn12
@JamaicaGleaner
@livern_barrett
The DEA and US Marshall is here, nobody getting off, you ever see a targeted operation like this by jcf ? 🤣
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Lol this is the weirdest response I have ever seen to a new season of anything being announced.
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70???? How u get 70 warrants ????
Them man ya not even fi be passenger in a vehicle
#TrafficThursdays
: The Public Safety and Traffic Enforcement Branch (PSTEB) has released the names of several individuals who have warrants for their arrests.
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This article goes into details re some of the reasons why. Jamaica is on a grey list. It also speaks to the levels of fraud and list other companies which have blocked Jamaican issued cards.
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@amanda_rickmann
Many would love to return if wages were better and the country provide them with opportunities to just provide and build wealth, that and crime
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No make nobody materialism put we out a we way as men. Drive what we can afford while we build up the finances
I hate these types of questions so much but I'mma ask this one.
For the women, does the type of car your bf drive matter? Or worse, a potential suitor?? Like what is a hard line for you? Curious based on a conversation I was in couple nights ago.
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So u go a dine in restaurant and expect corner shop price ?
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@nnboogie
The jamaican culture/work hours isn't flexible for a lot a persons who would want a second job
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The prime minister cannot fire MP.
He has to resign or the people vote him out
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@jaheimclx
@STXNN_PIIPE
Him fans no understand that. Popcaan control that area in dancehall not kartel
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So Kenneth was in lock up and we no have no pic ???
Lol yo we no serious eno
A manhunt is now underway to recapture the eight inmates who escaped from Black River Police Station during a routine cell check conducted at approximately 6:00 a.m. today (Monday, June 19).
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@coolieboyrhaj
Works sometimes some sites just cancel the transaction if he PayPal account isn't registered in the USA
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Sigh and the worse part about this, because a how Jamaica run, if me see 3 man a try stop me a night me nah stop,
Same thing woulda reach me. You just on edge and paranoid
So who is responsible for the damages to the vehichkes and possible injuries? China Harbour Engineering or NWA? Who? This is the light by Harbour View Drive In. Before you get to the road works going into Bull Bay.
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@king_che
@TheNEWGURU
@Brandysull
Uber and every company is into profits, the business won't survive if it is not profitable, these companies have huge funding so can take losses for years until they control the market, then they will set the prices when it's difficult for anyone else to enter
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Would only use my car for errands/road trips on the weekends and after peak traffic hours during the week
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@FeistyNita
The stuff he is selling isn't licensed, it's owned by Nintendo and Sony that's the issue. He orders them from China and sell them back at twice the price
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@HoodSpecialiss
No issues, people make the decisions that are best for them, having a child is not easy nor cheap, if ppl no ready they just not.
Kudos to those who push through though and get it done
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Black river safari.
Fun fact the water is actually 100% clear
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This would send energy prices though the roof, unu just stop it right now
BREAKING: Iranian officials say that if their country is attacked, there will be strikes on Israel from Lebanon, Yemen and Iraq, as well as the sending of fighters from Syria.
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Invest unu money, buy stocks, if u not sure buy a unit trust product made of stocks, stop saying u don't have enough sagicor literally has a unit trust u can start with 500 JMD. Tell them unu want the sigma equity fund. My research shows there is no front end fee
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The craziest thing about this entire thread is now much ppl don't know antiperspirant different from aluminum free deodorant. This is very concerning
Me a beg Unnuh please NEVER EVER EVER go with the one on the right it has failed me every single time. If you sweat hard like me is like it just multiplies a green arm
The Best deodorant I’ve ever used is the one on the left. Never fail me yet.
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This thread is crazy, you think if fraud happen at any institution auditors can just walk in and log into the system for the transactions? People who work there in different departments who have access to different systems and areas are needed.
How they would get emails ? Etc
The MoF says the staff are needed to assist with the investigations at SSL. Bear in mind is not outsiders that stole the money form SSL. The fraud was driven internally, by staff. But that same staff is to help to find the thieves, months after the theft. Alice in wonderland!
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Nowhere in the world:
NWC: Don't wash your car, let the plants die, don't fill the pool, don't bathe, dont cook, don't drink no water
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@Nationwideradio
The comments on this are wild, person of interest does not mean he did the crime, he may have information.
This is how (if innocent) wrong persons get harmed 🤦🏾♂️. Unu have to make the police do them work and confirm then unu can go look fi him
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@KyleAnthonie
Stopped taking knutsford over, just drive and park at the airport now, it's 600 per day and it's such a convenience to come off the plane jump in your car and drive home.
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This whole ssl mess would not have reach here if fsc did what they were supposed to
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@Wildflower_K
You discover so much when u live with someone vs when u just date them. A lot of habits that u may not be able to live with instead of getting shocked after getting married and moving in then realising you can't stand certain things
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That tvj video with the guy talking about being kidnapped was very chilling.
Killing a man for 100k which fi them split with wah 15 man ?
Can't even trust security at establishments
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