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Chris Yndo

@ChrisYndo

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100% Texan. Author of three books (unpublished).

West Lake Hills TX
Joined January 2021
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
8 months
@DaveConnellySG Sunday you’ll be facing lions. These are notoriously dangerous beasts weighing up to 450 pounds. How are you preparing for this tilt?
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4 months
@DocumentingATX San Marcos. 5 minutes ago.
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@ChrisYndo
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9 months
@TheNotoriousMMA @ezralevant He’s definitely running for something.
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@ChrisYndo
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10 months
@burackbobby_ Dan hasn’t been relevant in years. It makes him sad.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@JackPosobiec How to say you’re not from Texas without saying it.
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5 months
@historyinmemes Laughing is a coping mechanism for people who are uncomfortable with being uncomfortable.
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@ChrisYndo
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9 months
@MartinaDelBonta Kennedy in Dallas. 9/11 Mascots doing whatever that is. #remember
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@DaveConnellySG Does everyone on the team have their passports?
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@DaveConnellySG What about jet lag? How will they acclimate to the time difference?
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@Outkick Nothing more powerful than silence. Most people ask a question and then keep talking because silence makes them uncomfortable. Good on Joe.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@TaraBull808 The moment the conversation is over.
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@ChrisYndo
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6 months
@KonstantinKisin My question: what is their goal? Is it drive change or to have people hate them? They get an A+ on one of these.
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@ChrisYndo
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4 months
@Oilfield_Rando Pick a card. Any card.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 months
@IvanRaiklin Stages of grief.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@xcem_19 @Breaking911 Why do sheriffs run under a political affiliation?
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5 months
@EricAbbenante I just agreed with Fareed. First time for everything
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@ChrisYndo
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11 months
@ScottAdamsSays Pink Floyd’s best album: The Physical Barrier.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@ClayTravis Question: what’s your favorite sandwich? Answer: Purple
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@ChrisYndo
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4 months
@KXAN_News I demand to be starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@TexitDarling And if you’re driving 85, you better be in the slow lane.
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@ChrisYndo
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4 months
@githii @crazyclips_ That man blocked both punches with his face.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@Outkick @ClayTravis 1,450 of those words were written before he asked the question.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@FreeBeacon I heard of Miles Standish. I heard of Lawrence Taylor. Ain’t heard of no Miles Taylor. I think you’re safe.
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@ChrisYndo
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1 year
@gnocchiwizard @DrJBhattacharya A persons character is defined by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them.
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@Imamofpeace The line between book seller and hoarder is razor thin.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@paulkrugman Your most memorable attribute will be no matter how many times are wrong you keep providing your opinions without so much as an ounce of hesitation or shame. It’s breathtaking really.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@greg_price11 @rail581 What did the man working in the shop do wrong?
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@ChrisYndo
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6 months
@RichardGrenell @chucktodd @NBCNews Chuck Todd is the smartest guy Chuck Todd has ever met.
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@ChrisYndo
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7 months
@tomselliott “Bob Costas is the wittiest man of this, or any, generation. The man is a walking thesaurus and a master of the English language. -Bob Costas
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@dantypo Texas Distance “How far is it?” “30 minutes.”
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@ClayTravis @CNN They took dozens of pics for their announcement. They picked that one.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@ClayTravis It’s always awkward when non-serious people interact with serious people.
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4 months
@Human101Nature Dude was wearing salt block ear rings, had corn hanging from his belt and was carrying a bag of apples.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@KeithOlbermann Sir this is an Arby’s.
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@PierrePoilievre That person should not be in charge of a lemonade stand.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@toddstarnes ID’s paper ballots pencils two boxes Nonsense solved.
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@ChrisYndo
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6 months
@uspolitics123 Nobody respects him. Infinitely worse.
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@ChrisYndo
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5 months
@ImMeme0 District is going to write that kid a big check.
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@ChrisYndo
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10 months
@AMarkhamRivals I just have two questions Who is Morgan Scalley? Who is Jedd Fisch?
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@ChrisYndo
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5 months
@astros Team looks old and tired.
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@GuntherEagleman In the late 80's most of the guys had shotguns on gun racks in their truck parked in the HS lot. Yes it was Texas and yes it was a small town but still.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@DanWolken Dan watching people enjoy sports.
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@kj_kucharik @DaveConnellySG Not to mention scurvy.
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
3 years
@Deadspin Deadspin: did we make any lists? Answer: no. Deadspin:
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3 months
@MarinaPurkiss You left the comments on, I’ll give you that.
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@ChrisYndo
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1 year
@MichaelWarbur17 For anyone under 25, that was something called a debate. An antiquated concept where two sides with differing, strongly held, opinions, talked to one other without yelling or name calling, who, after the show, probably went to the pub for a pint. Yesteryear…
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
3 years
@iandprior That’s a school board facility? Such the august chamber. We didn’t have these issues when boards used to meet in VFW halls sitting at folding tables.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@robbystarbuck @hallawton CEO of a public company protects his tweets. What a weenie.
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3 months
@KelliKayK @MikeRTexas Richard Dawson got to first base more times in three shows than Pete Rose did in a month.
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8 months
@DezBryant Predicting Dak is like predicting the sun.
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@ChrisYndo
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5 months
@CitizenFreePres These briefings serve no purpose.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@DrJBhattacharya Yes. On 10/31. Before/After that no.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@Matt_Stepp817 If you are going to post your thoughts on politics, use a different twitter handle. People follow this one for 1 reason, Texas high school football. Unless of course @dctf sees it differently.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@nytimes Only question now is where to put the Pulitzer.
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@ChrisYndo
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9 months
@Iraqveteran8888 Yes but can you lube your roller coaster track with firearm lube?
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@ErikReed @SethDillon Rogan’s Power: His ability to a) vehemently argue a side and b) 2 minutes later vehemently argue the other side and c) you never knew which side he’s on.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@MarinaMedvin @AdamBaldwin Neighbors pit bull killed my cocker spaniel right in front of me when I was 7.
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@ChrisYndo
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5 months
@RealTheoWold Make line item vetos great again.
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
2 years
@RNCResearch @TonyBrunoShow There is 0 point to these briefings.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 months
@mirandadevine It wasn’t approved at that point.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 months
@EndWokeness @Lorionafarm That woman had a list of questions to fit an agenda and nothing was going to alter her course.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@StreetBomber I never want to know the transcript of the actual conversation these two guys had. It can never live up to the memes it has spawned.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@247Sports @CanesFootball College football is better when Miami is good.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@pdxwebster @TSting18 That makes Love Boat look like Dickens.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@Outkick Biden said 137% of Americans would agree with it.
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3 months
@TracesofTexas Married a gal from Borger. Bought hundreds of gallons of gas in Childress. Can confirm #10 .
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@ChrisYndo
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5 months
@TracesofTexas Fantastic story. Thanks for sharing.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@RealJamesWoods Winning the battle Losing the war
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5 months
@ClayTravis I can see the bumper stickers on that guys car from here.
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5 months
@megynkelly End these worthless press briefings.
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5 months
@CitizenFreePres She’s having Woodstock flashbacks.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 months
@FischerKing64 There are two eras: Three channels. 600 channels. One was better.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@hellojennross @emwest22 You must not have kids in public school. Besides POTUS, there isn’t another elected official who can impact your life more.
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@ChrisYndo
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1 year
@amuse So many women and children.
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2 months
@brianstelter Said different: “I can no longer impact your thinking on this free speech platform so I’ll attempt to belittle it, but I’ll still use it because, regardless my girth, I’m still a child.”
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@Not_the_Bee NYC should institute a crime free zone.
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@ChrisYndo
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11 months
@merissahansen17 @CurrentRevolt Poor Jerome. He wasn’t even on the call.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@dananessel Using your logic, does that mean that all your constituents who “love communism” should volunteer to go fight for Russia right now?
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
10 months
@ClayTravis A great sociology experiment: remove the recline lock. See how far people would take it. My guess, directly into the laps of the person behind them.
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@ChrisYndo
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2 years
@PaRock Leonidas would have been 2562 years old today. He died at the age of sixty from arrow violence.
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2 years
@RNCResearch Can’t think of one good reason to go to Portland.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@ScottAdamsSays 95% of the population has no idea what Fauci is saying. Paul is in the 5%. Adulation is intoxicating. Inquisition is bothersome.
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@ChrisYndo
Chris Yndo
3 years
@goodblackdude Not awkward Not awkward Not awkward Nope. Not at all.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@TracesofTexas Unconfirmed report: they are still in Houston traffic.
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3 months
@TracesofTexas Whether you’re a fan of ZZ Top or just good story telling, this documentary is worth the time.
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@ChrisYndo
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8 months
@Outkick It’ll be warmer in April, wait till then. Safety and all.
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3 months
@paulsperry_ And nothing will come of this.
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7 months
@Anti_hate247 @SystemUpdate_ I think it’s his ability to say 1000 words in a single breath. I could be wrong.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@Breaking911 @pdoocy @PressSec For which value specifically are we standing up?
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5 months
@1AMorey He shoved the cop. Faint elsewhere.
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7 months
@MustangMan_TX @vjeannek Scarier than the inability to do basic math, was the group think. The moment the girl said “48” everyone quickly agreed, even though they had no idea.
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@ChrisYndo
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3 years
@jackbutler4815 @charlescwcooke No extradition from Paradise Falls.
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4 months
@billoram @Oregonian You left the comments on, I'll give you that.
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2 years
@crockpics I could have lived my entire life not seeing that pic and been just fine.
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8 months
@bennyjohnson How about just make a good movie?
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3 years
@MyBookie Their order was $4.86.
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