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@ChrisDSmyth
Chris Smyth
4 years
@JoJoFromJerz @AsteadWesley @ddale8 But it shouldn't be this way. There are ways to do democracy during these times without dragging people to polling stations. Absolutely shameful what is happening in Wisconsin today.
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3 years
@GoofBobcat @CocoGauff The vaccine does not stop you *getting* the illness. It does however massively reduce the chance of it being serious
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2 years
@SmithDanaG Perhaps you could explain what has changed in the Flu / RSV viruses over the past 3 years to make a mask effective? They didn't work then and they won't now
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7 months
@TPGRoberts She just "Came by" the house...like she just went for a stroll one day and bumped into a house
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6 years
@MSmithsonPB So lets be clear...We are doing something that is going to cause untold damage and misery for millions and which a clear majority don't want all because of a single day in June 2016 which we know the winning side cheated and was likely influenced by Russia. Brilliant @mrjamesob
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@ChrisDSmyth
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4 years
@AlanFresco4 @paulwaugh Let's be honest it isn't a great look is it. Kids Birthday Party with a dozen friends - Illegal. 30 Rich middle aged white men hunting - A-OK.
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3 years
@antoguerrera This thing that has been completely ineffective - yep let's do more of that. Insanity
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3 years
@HugoGye Anybody who thinks that any restrictions will be removed before Easter is living in fantasy land. This is life for a long long time and unfortunately every single Winter the restriction lever will be pulled.
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@ChrisDSmyth
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5 years
@Mr_Tlon @PaulBrandITV @Peston A Conservative Party that doesn't have a home for Ken Clarke or Rory Stewart is not one that has a long term future.
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@ChrisDSmyth
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4 years
@bmay Remember that most people don't see the impacts day to day. As long as there is food in Tesco the fact that someone in Scotland has lost their livelihood and someone in Kent now has a car park outside their window just doesn't cut through
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Chris Smyth
6 years
@AndrewRosindell @Anna_Soubry How dare you talk about your constituents in this way? You may not agree with us but you are an elected representative and do not have the right to talk badly about people just because they have a different political opinion to you.
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6 years
@LomaahhMore @The_African_Boy @FGCJenrai @ShaunKing You are actually trying to defend this? Wow
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1 year
@HannahAlOthman Utterly disgusting. How is this possibly be in the public interest to completely destroy this poor womans life?
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@ChrisDSmyth
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7 years
@georgeeaton The last line is the scariest...as a 20 year old in 2008 I would have never believed that my generation would face at least 20 years of stagnation and decline
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3 years
@benwellsy00 @livedarts Stop testing healthy people - If people are sick and unable to play that is one thing but people where they are not sick, presumably because the vaccines have worked, is a completely different kettle of fish. This virus isn't going away - you will never finish an event again.
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Chris Smyth
2 years
@AvaSantina Another reason I should never have joined the Civil Service. Our "party" is normally a mundane quiz followed by a crap overpriced meal in a chain restaurant then getting the usual train home. Gawd we are dull!
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5 years
@RailDeliveryGrp @Clinnick1 Or in other words...we tried to sneak out some bad news and make ourselves lots more money...It failed.
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@ChrisDSmyth
Chris Smyth
5 months
@Nintendan_94 @Cal_McFab @gmbarnard22 And many, of not most, guards would not let you buy another ticket...They would take great delight in reporting you for prosecution
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5 years
@SamCoatesSky You mean Mr Johnson has been lying for the last few months...who would have possibly thought it? And yet nobody gives a damn.
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3 years
@theousherwood For heaven's sake we don't need even more hoops. We should not be going down this route at all. Let's be honest here if you are not vaccinated then you are the one taking a real risk going to be a big event - if you choose to take that risk then you should be allowed.
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6 months
@hotmessmolsx @zarag0ldie Disagree. Those are not the kind of meals that people need to recover from illness - Absolutely no nutritional value.
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9 months
@DavidHorne @LNER David - I wish you understood the implications of these decisions. You are ruining people - These changes are horrific and you know it.
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2 years
@sima_kotecha "Politics is about being tough and pushing people" And you wonder why you can't get ordinary decent people to want to get involved?
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6 years
@ddale8 Kelly-Anne has been telling him all about the Bowling Green massacre again
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6 years
@ByDonkeys @theresa_may That is brilliant - Amazing what you guys have done over last month
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Chris Smyth
4 years
@DanielHewittITV @cjayanetti Surely at this point we should have some idea what is driving transmission and will have an impact. I would speculate that Zoos are not major vectors here - given outdoors and wide open spaces. Unlike you know having 30 kids from different households in a single room.
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6 years
@logicalinstaffs Damn those millennials for actually wanting a life of opportunity beyond this island. How very daring of them
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1 year
@pmdfoster @ShippersUnbound As a mid level Civil Servant I wish I could claim all this power that I supposedly have. And as for "resilliance" if I shouted at my staff and called their work "useless" I would, rightly, be seeking alternative employment.
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Chris Smyth
3 years
@MartinSLewis @bbc5live Not much useful to say but the replies just make you want to cry. It is 2022 in one of the most developed countries in the world and this is where we are - shameful, distressing and only going to get worse.
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11 months
@leclerc16wdc @F1LasVegas @ChrisMedlandF1 You still get to buy very expensive food - isn't that enough for you?
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Chris Smyth
6 years
@jdawsey1 At this point the entire press corps should have walked out
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Chris Smyth
4 years
@DaniellaMicaela @JoePerticone Let's just all take a breath here. Even given his age and medical status the risk of him becoming seriously ill are still very very low. The chances are he will be fine.
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Chris Smyth
4 years
@DIGADA1 @Howard_Goodall How very dare someone give you the facts of what is going to happen. Perhaps he should just believe some more and hope it goes away? You are in a for a heavy dose of reality in January. Just wait till you see the prices at the Supermarket.
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2 years
@m_scribe Honestly I just find this really sad and depressing. You have missed a very special, once in a lifetime, event to sligtly reduce the probability of getting an illness you have had at least 3 vaccines for. Your decision but there are other risks in life.. including time
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5 months
@jackfifield @northernassist I would never, ever, choose an e-ticket for a train trip. There are too many rail staff who take such delight in sending people toward the criminal justice system for the most minor errors without any care for the harm they cause
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5 years
@britainelects Greens really should be separated out at this stage
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2 years
@luckytran And you wonder why the vast majority of the population aren't listening to folks spouting this kind of nonsense? You want to wear a mask for the rest of your life..go ahead but for the love of everything leave the rest of us alone without making baseless, slanderous, accusations
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5 months
@LESLlEKNOPE @mjrsumption What would you do? Well unless you have another form of ID (and are able to get it) then you are just disenfranchised.
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2 months
@HannahAlOthman What an awful group of people. The guy at 18 seconds who is having the time of his life at a vigil for murdered kids - vile.
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Chris Smyth
3 years
In all of the fallout from announcements can we just all say thanks and well done to @statsgeekclare and team for all the great work they have done over past 2 years - Truly the Civil Service at its best!
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Chris Smyth
5 years
@markvipond @bbclaurak Perhaps you can explain to thick people like me. How does putting up massive trade barriers, with the ensuing consequences for things like cost of living, with your largest trading partner make your life *better*?
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6 months
@CCHQPress @Councillorsuzie May I remind you that last week you were accusing Mr Khan of having "seized power" and then running a team of "ULEZ enforcers" chasing people down alleyways.
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Chris Smyth
2 years
@SchoolsWeek @educationgovuk 80% attendance requirement and 24 desks for 110 staff. And these people are responsible for Education?
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4 years
@pmdfoster @Mastercard @Visa @DanielThomasLDN @FinancialTimes Another of those totally predictable and utterly infuriating impacts of Brexit. Life just getting that little bit worse, that little bit more costly and little bit more insular. And the sad thing - 99% of people won't notice or care
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3 years
@aleksic @sarahbeth345 The testing is a requirement of Canada - Nothing to do with the airline.
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3 years
@andrew_lilico Only it wouldn't be "Jan 6th" It might be June - by which point Nan might be dead anyway.
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Chris Smyth
4 years
@theousherwood Wish I could claim meeting 1.6% of my objectives at work was a "great success" My boss might think otherwise
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3 months
@maurice_1960 @doctor_dru_ Or recognise that it is just an extra tax for the next 30 years and forget about it. Advising people to overpay student loans is usually very bad advice.
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Chris Smyth
5 years
@juxtapose10101 @Bexbel @metoffice Really not complicated. There is some bad weather around but it has not yet reached the threshold to be a named storm. The next named storm, whenever it comes, will be Ellen.
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5 years
@nedsimons @PARLYapp For someone who doesn't want an election he says he wants one a lot
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9 months
@DanTheStripe If he is averaging 35...first tip should be to try aiming.
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3 years
@andrew_lilico Except for all of the other restrictions that are still in place (e.g. travel , isolation etc)
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Chris Smyth
7 years
@thehill Burning your dinner is "something that will not be good" a category 5 hurricane is something a little more serious
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6 months
@TACJ Classic framing of do the media think it is a good thing or bad thing. Lots of money on defence = good = nice small percentages Net Zero / transport investment = bad = BILLIONS!!!!!
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2 years
@JohnStanners @James_BG @fascinatorfun Absolutely no - We should be on BST year round to make the best use of light.
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2 years
@Haggis_UK At least he got the last question right. SR - "You can't say anything to help Elsie can you? BJ - "No"
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1 year
@af0066bb771 @Tim_Burgess It was the UK who took out provisions for touring musicians out of the agreement. The creative arts were a success that is being destroyed by Brexit
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3 years
@JolyonMaugham @afneil @Ofcom Jeez - The smugness of the "hands to chin" move when he think he has a point Only for it to be shot down in flames.
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Chris Smyth
4 years
@uk8qnzl @peter_tl @MorganStanley Got to agree...Struggling to see much of a downside. In the longer term going to the office a couple of days a week is probably the optimal case. On the whole I have been much more productive as I am not spending 3 hours a day commuting harming both mental and physical health
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4 years
@ChrisMasonBBC @MarkerJParker "More freely than ever before" Just how dumb does he think people are? You can't put in place trade barriers and reduce red tape and bureaucracy. It doesn't work like that.
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3 years
@BritainElects Going from Con to "apathy" is much better for the Tories than actually switching to someone else. Most will return when it matters
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4 years
@AaronBlake Good God...You have access to the best information and the world and your trusted source is..... Nero64807270
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4 years
@Steven_Swinford This is madness. As soon as people have been given the chance to have a vaccine, and it should always be personal choice, then the only people who are at risk are those who choose to not take the vaccine - they should not be punished for that decision.
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8 months
@TheConnorCain In other news Manchester City are banned from playing in the FA Vase...more on this shocking news as we get it.
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2 years
@AdamBienkov Rishi...we really don't want you to solve "all" our problems. We just want the absolute basic public services - good schools, ambulances that turn up before we die and jobs that mean we can eat and heat. We don't have any of that thanks to you and your party
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2 years
@jklmd123 It is so incredibly sad to read some of these replies. Time is risk too - We get a very short period of time on this planet and it won't wait for you. I have wasted the best years of my life with my own demons - I hope you don't also look back with regret.
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6 years
@plodnose @ninaism @AFP I will say this slowly....we are the ones who are leaving..They have treated us incredibly well throughout this whole process. We have treated them with contempt
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2 years
@JasonGroves1 Be careful what you wish for...I will commute it you make me but be aware it will mean I work probably 10 hours less per week than when working flexibly. And as for productivity - try doing actual work in a noisy open plan...at best it is a rubbish environment
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@Nintendan_94 @Cal_McFab @gmbarnard22 Personally I will always get a paper ticket for trains...Have witnessed too many situations of staff going out of their way to harm people in the name of "thems the rules as set out in Byelaw 23.bfx.2" Least if I lose it that is on me.
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4 years
@MysticDemonFilm @drsanjaygupta @GreatDismal Do you even know why you are saying that? Do you have any hard facts or evidence to back up your claims? Or are you just parroting what Trump has told you to think with no real idea as to why?
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3 years
@MartinSLewis This is the thing that will eventually kill the Tories if they don't pull a rabbit out of the hat. And I don't think a bit of extra support for the most vulnerable will really cut the mustard.
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3 years
@BernieSpofforth Best laugh I have had in a while! - There truly are some very strange people in the world
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3 years
@NewsForAllUK @PoliticsForAlI Because it worked so well in Austria.
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6 years
@christopherhope Racists, Xenophobes and just the plonkers. All united by doing something that is blinking bonkers. A world of opportunities and freedoms lost For Boris the promise of power at all cost #BrexitPoems
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4 years
@IanDunt Have never understood the fascination. Two people who you will never meet, engage with or do business with who are doing their best to live their lives how they want. And meanwhile the crap that impacts all of us every single day is just ignored.
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4 years
@Steven_Swinford I am completely pro vaccine when it is my turn but if others make a different decision, for whatever reason, they should not be treated as third class citizens - especially when the only people they are placing at risk are themselves
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3 years
@dwcloudcutter @GovMurphy If you honestly think that masking kids is the silver bullet to eradicate Covid you are wrong. It is doubtful those policies did anything at all and there are many reasons why Covid is going to be endemic
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2 years
@Haggis_UK Can we just reflect for a moment and say how good it is for someone to actually call out Brexit as a reason for a problem. Well done Simon
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3 years
@BritainElects @RedfieldWilton Progressive Alliance - 48% (+1) CON 43 (-2) It is the only way of ever getting rid of the Tories - Make it happen @UKLabour @LibDems @TheGreenParty
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3 years
@Steven_Swinford @bbcnickrobinson Surely "it would be reassuring" is not the reason to give a medical intervention to millions of children? Not saying it might not be beneficial but the decision must be a medical one, based on benefits to the child, and not a psychological one.
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4 years
@Plateu71 @SkyNews Right now there are no signs of this feeding through to bad health outcomes. We should absolutely not close schools - The long term damage of missing education is far far worse for both the kids and wider society.
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3 years
@mufcmad10 @MartinSLewis @itvMLshow There is no evidence to suggest they will do anything significant. Maybe a bit of extra help for the lowest incomes but the rest of us will be expected to just suck it up. It is very bleak
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7 years
@JamesMelville @LeedsEurope And in the other rooms I would like to get rid of the wide-screen UHD sets and replace them with black and white ones with only BBC1 / 2 playing the national anthem on repeat
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3 years
@ChrisMusson And yet still not a shred of evidence showing they are remotely justified on public health grounds.
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6 years
@mrjamesob It is just so incredibly sad that we wake up today with a Government that has, for the first time in history, done something in the full knowledge that it will make each and every one of its citizens worse off both today and for decades to come
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3 years
@ProfTimBale @IanDunt Be much more effective of they announced that all lectures / exams for the unvaccinated would take place at 9am
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4 years
@rafaelbehr @tompeck Though standing in a very very long queue for hours is Brexit in a nutshell right?
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3 years
@hammer_mo @antoguerrera Vaccines keep people out of hospital - not vaccine passports to be part of society
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4 years
@mattholt33 @daveweigel Think of the poor person on the floor below. I give it an hour till we find that not only are the gyms open but she is in a hotel with one
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5 years
@GuardianHeather @IanLaveryMP Good lord the top of @UKLabour are delusional...People have stopped voting for us and gone to remain parties because they want us to help the Tories implement a policy that will be catastrophic for the working class.
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6 months
@kevjs1982 They will say that you can get a "two-together" one. Of course utterly useless for vast majority of people in vast majority of circumstances
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3 years
@whitelikeheaven @nicholson1_jack @PoliticsForAlI @POLITICOEurope A covid passport is a massive restriction. And as we see in Wales and Scotland also completely ineffective.
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@ChrisMusson @FT What it does suggest is that with a variant as infectious as Omicron these sort of "tinkering around the edges" restrictions are pretty fundamentally pointless. Far better to just let people get on with it instead of trying to micromanage every aspect of their lives.
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4 years
@sturdyAlex Small amount of credit to the advisors for being honest and saying "you are fucked in Brexitland...best idea is to start somewhere else"
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1 year
@danbloom1 That damn ideology of a healthy and more productive workforce...how dare we want that.
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5 months
@Nick_Metcalfe If you are relying on two weeks of tickets sales to drastically change the prize structure then you have a problem. And you only sell 4-5 times the tickets in Sheffield...You ain't getting 5,000 Saudis paying top dollar for 17 days.
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@Nick_Metcalfe Problem with #Snooker fans is they are too nice to take things to the next level. How about a massive walkout from the audience for one frame during the event - Remind people how awful it will be with no-one to care.
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI Absolute madness. Beaches, and other outdoor spaces, are safe. We have learned nothing over last 18 months
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4 years
@theousherwood @LBC Bet you anything that in 4 years time she puts her X in the Tory box.
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