Phoebe 🐝
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@alliepiIIed
@ihategustavo
Tall men were just invented by the man industry to sell more men
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@jk1b
@jamierosedee
The right time is for when you feel safe to. Wasted time > dead trans women thx
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@Cheezmysta03
@hiitsjayy
@ycsm1n
Bruh I spent ages as a child scared of washing my feet,, all bc one time I was standing in a slippery soapy shower water washing my feet tickled myself by accident w the loofah, had a whole Fuckin spasm slipped fell down and hit my head hard on the way 💀 I felt so stupid
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@Blac_Dahliaa
@xoxo_melissa_
@lovelyxdaisy
Ey I’m like half these girls are out here giving themselves yeast infections doing the most and half of them are on the other end not knowing they have smegma,,, we need better schools 👀
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@blurrykid10
@LilTravi2
When someone’s in a healthy relationship after a BAD one, that relationship becomes the place the hurt person uses to heal- testing boundaries, picking fights etc. like someone who has to re-learn how to walk after a car crash, they re-learn how to be in a healthy relationship
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@sayitallagain
@RobMakesComics
I’ve been a vegan for like a year but I have the image of an omelette burned into my soul and it won’t leave, fluffy egg
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@thiswhoresmouth
Personally I think this is mad unprofessional. That’s why we have deposits. Your deposit should be enough that you can lose the booking. This kind of leverage is for when you get robbed etc; like people reversing charges kind of thing. I charge 50% dep for some for this reason.
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@PithyMcTweet
@cd_hooks
I think it’s one of those “not every thought has to make it out” moments
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@TheOrdinaryZB
@kindaworkin
I’m 25 and have a 15 year old sibling… they’re children, like absolute children. There’s no way I would ever hang out w 15 year olds even platonically bc bruh they are KIDS
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@Honay__________
@Blac_Dahliaa
@xoxo_melissa_
@lovelyxdaisy
Omg girl it’s dick cheese but women get it too 👀
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@thefelicityhunt
I feel there’s tiers, there’s
1) I’m just good at my job
2) I’m good at my job and you make it easy for me by being great
3) you’re one of my absolute faves, I will forsake other bookings for you, I come during sex
4) I will see you for free - I actually like you
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@Savannah_FDS
I be out here like “it’s amazing I love it, I would never consider doing anything else. Oh, you absolutely will get r*ped. I’m really good at not getting r*ped and I get r*ped every few months. My friend has been doing this as long as me and it r*ped 3 times in the last 2 weeks”
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@tzimgue
@SchrodingrsBrat
See, this is what we’re talking about. I can say “oooooo, tell me more” when men talk about stocks, and that’s just money astrology
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@93Purp
@theserfstv
The problem is we don’t need to feed people the way that we do. Of course the current agricultural system is terrible for the environment, because it’s so wasteful. If we just ate the soy we feed to beef alone we’d triple our food haul amd save space and make less methane.
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@MenAreHeadaches
It’s a passive income for the dude who’s not doing intermediate yoga with a double ended dildo in them and then editing that for the next eight hours 👀 for sure
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@vinbrue
@thisdiegolopez
I cry on a hair trigger and like fr that’s some salty weaponised crocodile tears. If you can’t control your wailing sobs of despair like how about you control where you put your entire vagina 🥵 girl 😑
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@thejoeynova
Pls if no one sucks my steap how am I supposed to grab their chin n say “Oo baby teeth, teeth” (the height of comedy)
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@takingclients
@insultsrare
Before this, it was 8 hour 6 day work weeks. Before that it was 12 hour 6 day work weeks. He got everyone home before dinner
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@blurrykid10
@LilTravi2
That said, the person doesn’t do this on purpose. They often find themself confused and frustrated at behaving the way they do. That person is programmed with one understanding of how relationships work, and developing a new one takes time. You’re rewriting a huge amount of code
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@AngelA79soto
@Sethrogen
To advertise his ash tray, yall’re talking about it so guess it’s working 🤷🏻♀️ sometimes celebs do stuff like that and there’s not really a deeper meaning about pushing the envelope, you do stuff like that to just do something
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@Bliss88Jessica
@SydneyBattle
This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen, and my younger brother used to put on lounge room concerts for my family. This is whiter than that.
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@mister_paragon
@clintoris
Stop cuffing your jeans and sit even wonkier on chairs for emphasis
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@Franny34672466
@8regret
I’m not sure it was anything close to the same- she had no real consideration for humans’ ability to be complex emotional creatures. It would be no more cause for jealousy in their eyes than if you’re taking a walk with your partner and bend down to pat someone’s dog-
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@Franny34672466
@8regret
Which also means the case of rose falling in love with Greg is a parallel to whatshername falling in love with a bee and whatshisname who dates her going insane about it, it’s the same scenario
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@TikTakAntifa
@pugosupo
@Menace_Bunny
Literally if you don’t want to eat GMOs you’re welcome to have an all natural unadulterated banana to enjoy 👀
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@diedoutside
@jjayguy23
@RiRisBFF
“Delete your tweet, everyone will want your money.... can chuwch hav some tho?? 🥺🥺🥺”
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@highendanonsw
Well I couldn’t be showing up for $23/hr, so I don’t know how workers in other professions do it tbh, I can understand how we can a lot more than that lmao
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@meucuaberto71
How do you have so much hate in your heart. I hope you heal, for the sake of yourself and those around you that you continue to hurt
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@JackBlehm
@NessyTheSeaStar
@officialwilliet
@DanaMUA
@someclues
Is it that hard to read and comprehend one sentence? Lawd 👀
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Come laze about with me 💕💕 DM for availability in the Newcastle area xx
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@meetmaryalice
@BbyMacaroon
@redheadcxnt
“Thanks, I already had a big cocaine for lunch so I’m still full” is mine
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@AbrianaDarling
@Honay__________
@Blac_Dahliaa
@xoxo_melissa_
@lovelyxdaisy
💀 I’m so sorry to darken your TL with this knowledge 😂😂😂
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Hey lovers!! I have availabilities in Newcastle at the end of this month, 29th and 30th July! For rates, and a full list of services, feel free to slide into my DMs- early bookings can be so so crucial 💕💕💕
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@LexaLachance
@missdaffnie
@pradachurch
I’m not a fan, 99% of my caloric intake is civs asking me how I don’t fall over and being amazed at my pleasers. If they start finding out they’re easier to walk in than regular heels I’ll have nothing left 😤😤😤
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@Gov_Megatron
I really feel a lot of people aren’t reading the post correctly. A 19 and 29yo couple IS weird. A 35 & 45 year old couple isn’t. Post says it’s not the same, where are tgey wrong?
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@DissidentLaw
@ChivalryGuild
They had a cement we don’t know how to replicate, because whatever the ingredients/ratios/methods were, they were such obvious common knowledge no one bothered to write it down 🥴 like how we never specify to use chicken eggs in our recipes, bc duh
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@CachondoxxxD
@CoachEscort
You also get better clients gravitate towards you. A real big part of being a younger worker is that your bread and butter is clients who (whether consciously or subconsciously) want a provider they feel they have a power imbalance with.
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@OnlyForTheDub
@lucidnee
3-4” 🍆s are incredibly common. I have a mid 4 digit body count (an ample pool of research if imo), and while 5-6.5 is median there is a v high number of 3-4” dudes, n it does limit positions. You can ride ⬅️➡️ but not ⬆️⬇️ if that makes sense
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@comfysarah
@ask_aubry
I don’t think that’s actually what she cared about. Asking or even just saying “hey I want to chat to mum when we pick her up, can you sit in the back” is perfectly appropriate. Or if it’s in front of the mother still just speak nicely. She was spoken to like a child of an AH dad
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@AllForJai
Oh you know what, it might be easier for you to just do it thru steam gift cards hun, just a handy hint 😌✨
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@Joydzzyz
@cliff_ohio
When I was younger I used to get really mad at that bit, then girls started wearing pleasers n box dresses to the club and now I’m like you know what, that is literally my uniform
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@masc_hysteria
@Savannah_FDS
If you think you’re never going to run into a situation of abuse or exploitation in stripping or content creation boi I got news
We got revenge porn, we got being fingered on stage, filmed w/o consent, followed home, doxxed, outed to family/partners (big risk of violence there)
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@TheRealLiquid
@InstagramComms
Whole coochie out but some black cleavage isn’t okay, I see you Instagram 👀
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@babySdiaries
Fr like aw I’m spending my Tuesday afternoon making a couple k and you’re spending it hating women on the internet and then wanking to women on the internet. All that bitterness has to go somewhere 😂😂😂
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@discreetelite1
@EccentricEscort
To Thailand… literally one of the cheapest places you can go. I could work for two days and finance it myself with no need to spend the whole time attached to the worlds cheapest “client”
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@bop_respecter
Not me hitting the cafe after work still in all my shit, and basically screaming “I’m A hOoKeR” to anyone who comments on them because I’m more concerned with w looking like a civ wearing pleasers for fun than telling strangers I’m a swer lmao
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@stacycay
This part of the Torah pertains more to “disguises”- cross dressing for the express purpose of adultery and predation. It also prohibits women from taking up weapons and fighting in wars. The Talmud contains 6 non binary genders, and anti discrimination laws for them 😊
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@MissGloryPearl
@Alex_B1971
@KittenKarlyle
Swerfs aren’t feminists, they’re what crawls out of the sewer at night when it storms
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@nextdoorruby
@Cookiephilx
@graceyswer
I would. I’m never gonna come up on her Facebook, she’s never gonna run into me at the grocery store, no ones gonna bring chlamydia home from me, no relationships will be burned with friends or colleagues, no daily life people. So much less drama and safer for her health imo
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@Mateussf
@EllieCassTrana
@GBBranstetter
Big heavy truck, usually comes with big heavy engine, make truck go big vroom. Civic engine little, not so tough. Big heavy truck body now being powered by small tired little guy, so much body to move, less power to move it now
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@AnhD79
@mycatkillsnazis
@FuzzBeedEli
Because we don’t have basements, check a rich Italians garage and if there aren’t camp chairs and framed collectable sports posters (indicating that it’s the husbands garage) there’ll be a giant prosciutto slicer and kitchen stuff (matriarchal garage)
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@SiennaSummerEIC
I swear some of them don’t even realise we can say no at all. Yes it’s business, that doesn’t mean we have to offer services to literally anyone with money. No one has to. Call a gardener and ask them for a quote for your acre of waist high grass? ‘Sorry, we’re unavailable’ 👀
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@FioreMoe45002
@VisionaryVoid
@Morbidful
We still do that babe, that’s what a clinical trial was. They more than likely started with animals, and the parents likely would have permitted, if only out of desperation
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@youngpropyne
@waveyqmj
@lovelykola18
That’s like... their boss’s faults. That’s like blaming your friend for having good parents because yours don’t feed you 😏
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I am AVAILABLE NOW in Newcastle
- you find me on Realbabes -
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@choncorita
Hair up sexy librarian styzes, arms on bath, sit across from them and spend the whole time talking while only letting them fw your feet/jerking them off a little w ur feet. Keeps uncovered weens a wholeleg away from you at all times 😌✌️
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@LauraCohenSolo
@gigipeache
Just yesterday my coordinator/establishment manager preemptively my threw out clients after we met them but before they could book, saying it was due to girls’ refusal due to their attitude. They were SHOCKED we would/could say no at all.
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@Alexander4oom
You know what’s funny is I cannot stand the military industrial complex, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE army boys. They are so polite, well trained, and the least transgressive of my clients, no, they never transgress. We should have mandatory army training so all the boys are that good 😂
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@stephenruiz3
@BornAKang
Some white people have specific cultures they claim, lots of us are just general nondescript white. Black culture is based in blackness because that’s all they had- the actual heritages of most black people were lost because,, slavery. Jamaican people know they’re Jamaican.
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@schmavel
@CosmicFigurine
@Caleb__Eli
@PopCrave
She genuinely looks regal as fuck what are you talking about
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@littlesammyxoxo
Masturbatory habits, porn usage, and strong stimulant/antidepressant usage are the biggest 3. In the middle is mental health pertaining to performance, relationships, and self image. Lower down are diet, exercise, lesser stimulant usage, and circumcusion.
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@crybabyhooker
The appt he ghosted you ate his payment IMO. He booked your time, and what he chose to do w it is a mystery but that was his time. So inconsiderate.
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@FoxandtheFeline
@DevonWildflower
@AdelleSabatier
@meet_scarlett
I agree. There are clients I have seen while they were doing certain substances, and clients who once they asked if they could that I assessed I wouldn’t be doing a booking with them at all regardless. The Venn diagram of people who do lines and escort clients is almost a circle
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@Shawnochieng
@nolavelouria
@bellathorne
You were just SO close to getting it. Yes, it’s easy to take an ass pic and post it. It’s easy to fry an egg. It’s less easy to run a business cooking than it is to cook yourself an egg every morning.
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@AngelA79soto
@Sethrogen
Plus it just makes his hands look aesthetically nicer point blank, so it’s a clever thing to do, to alter the shape of his hands and make holding the joint look more appealing. Advertising 🤷🏻♀️
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@alex74012
@SendToVi
We literally pay our taxes ya bloody noodle, n we pay a lot of em. More than average by a lot
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Happy Monday, have a fabulous week!
- you find me on Realbabes -
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@soapdishglitter
I see a lot of couples where a big part of the emphasis is exploring the girlfriend/wife’s bisexuality. Scissoring is always on the “can we try” list. I warn them, we give it a go, and it always feels good + annoying amount of work for both, someone will cramp + is hilarious
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@tapertantrum6
@blurrykid10
@LilTravi2
I’m sorry you are so unhappy with your life, I know the kind of self loathing you deal with must be crippling, if you have to project it onto others like that. I’m sorry you’re suffering ❤️
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