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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

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She / Her. Your private leisure hostess through erotic exploration...

Chicago & FMTY ✈️🌎
Joined December 2015
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 years
Please check out my site for escape packages, date ideas, tour schedules, and more information about starting our adventure together! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
If you get stimulus $$$, go spend it on your favorite sex workers!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 years
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 years
I prefer my cocktails old fashioned. What’s your usual drink of choice?
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 years
Running into a SWer in public 101... Don't greet them by their full work/stage name from across the room or street. Don't pull up their website/social media in front of any whoever they are with, especially family or a supervisor at a straight job. Be discreet & keep cool.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Not some lady at the hotel lobby bar telling me my Twitter feed looks too risqué to scroll through in public. Please avert your eyes, perv. Let me enjoy my sexy bird app in peace.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
🍦🍦🍦🍦
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@sapiotextual
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1 year
It’s an “eating ice cream out of the container” sort of night.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Haha, just remembered that time a friend was out of town and sent her reg to see me. I walked into the booking unsure how to satisfy his interests bc he told me he had a “Satan fetish.” Well, turns out it was a satin typo and I definitely was wearing a leather pentagram harness.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 month
Guy at the grocery store keeps toggling between onlyfans and cashapp while waiting in line. I’m not mad at his strategy for early morning sends. Carry on, sir!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Be mine?! 💘
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
A girl at the tip rail told me “You look like the girl my boyfriend jerks off to” and then invited me over to their table. The guy there instantly greeted me by name. Turns out I am that girl! Just some wholesome content for the timeline!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
My regular pays my rent and buys my pet food. You whine for a discount and flake on bookings. Y’all are not the same.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 months
A longtime client said he “forgot” about our appointment tonight and is currently ghosting all correspondence about cancellation fees and rescheduling. I get so sad when the good boys go bad!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
7 months
The problem you wish you had! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
Won’t you let me threaten you with a good time?! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
7 months
Tell me, what do you crave?! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
11 months
Who says you have to pick between pleasure & pain? I prefer to blend the experiences together. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
The only downside to Rapunzel-length hair is how unlikely you are to get it all in the frame!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 months
It’s been too long! I’m thinking of adding a special stop in Seattle this summer. Let’s plan our June escape together! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
Clients who want to gossip about other providers are extra cringe. Compliment my friends or don’t say anything at all!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
Feed me. Fuck me. Take me shopping.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
I was made for summertime!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 years
Dreaming of warmth this winter. It’s getting cold out there. Bundle up, friends!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
7 years
I'm cute. I'm interesting. I'm shadowbanned. Please RT!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Save a horse. Ride a cowgirl! #GiddyUp
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 months
Here’s some more Daffnie for your day! 💄👄
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
This snow ain’t the only thing getting plowed today! 😈☃️
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 years
Want to test your limits? Looking to explore new territory?! #DateChicago
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
7 months
It finally happened! 34k feels wild! If you want to find out what all the hype is about, I’m catching up on emails all morning. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Just scrolling through my feed and admiring all these stunning providers! 🌸🌻🌺🏵🌹💮 “A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that’s like women too.” – Miranda Kerr
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
7 months
If I keep getting references from providers with higher rates than me, does that mean I should raise my rates? 🤔
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
@pradachurch Pleasers always get the spotlight when they are not on the feet of the people that make up their primary consumers. It never makes sense!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
🌵Ending the month with a little Arizona escape! Anyone want to try to persuade me to stay an extra night?! #DateTucson • 10/29 - 10/30 MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 months
Tender touch. Delicate desires! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 month
I love when good clients who disappear pop back up in my inbox. Can’t wait to pick up from where we left off!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 months
My plans for Monday 6/10 (tomorrow!) just fell apart and that means I’m available for a last minute escape. Please reach out if you’ve been wanting an indulgent experience with yours truly. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
20 days
If you inquire about a FMTY months in advance but wait until a week before the desired dates to finally send the deposit and travel fees, don’t be surprised when a provider no longer has the original availability to accommodate your plans.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 years
I’m always jazzed to meet new friends who do sex work because our community is filled with such cool people. Now to find a safe and private place in Chicago so I can restart monthly brunch… 🤔
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
SWers! Show me a work-related purchase that has made your life way easier. 👀
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Treat me like a slutty princess! 👸
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Trust me when I say it is to YOUR benefit when you read your provider’s full site. Clients with attention to detail are proven to have better bookings!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
8 months
A fmty cancellation this week has me weighing two options. 1. Keep my flight to Vegas in hopes someone wants to scoop me up for an unforgettable Wednesday night together. 2. Avoid Sin City entirely. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
If your provider politely declines an activity and you push it again to the point that they have to abruptly say no and/or stop the scene, don’t complain that they ruined the mood. You ruined the mood by pressuring them after they said no the first time.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
10 months
Unlock your fantasy! With me, fairytales can come true… MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
You’re arguing about screening. He’s sending his deposit for another travel arrangement together. Y’all are not the same.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
Many lovers are ‘off to the races:’ Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way. Alexandra Katehakis
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 years
He asked me how much I pay in rent at the incall. I answered. He pulled out a cash tip that covered the full amount. I think I might have a new favorite! 😍 Is this what love feels like?
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
Welcome to paradise! I’m now filling up my final availability for a July. Get in touch if you’d like to enjoy a summertime escape with yours truly. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
Let’s escape together! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Please check out my site for more information about booking an escape! New rates, duo playmates, deposit policies, day trips, session packages, and destination desires coming soon. Changes available in January 2022! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
When you and your duo partner are being super gay together and the client asks you to "kiss like you mean it." Ummm... Sir. Are you not paying attention to the pure sex magic that’s happening here?!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
This is what it’s like when you contact me with your booking form complete and deposit ready!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. C.J. Carlyon
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Just because! #FeralHogs
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 years
It's my birthday! 🎉
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 years
Chicago may be gloomy, but I'm playful like a burst of sunshine!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
10 months
I like clients who see my time in this industry as an investment in our shared pleasure. I like clients who value my gained expertise over the years. It’s okay to initially seek me out based on my age or beauty but my youthfulness will never be my most marketable asset.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
6 months
As the weather warms up, dinner dates are the best way to spend that golden hour!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Strippers multitask more in one minute than most CEOs do in an entire year. Facts.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
5 years
Bags are packed and I'm getting excited for my little tour this week. Catch me while you still can! #DateBaltimore #DateDC #DateAlexandria #FMTY #YourPrivateLeisureHostess
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
My screening form accepts jpeg images but it is exclusively for ID verification. Please do not upload casual pictures of you with your family. I can’t believe I need to say this but here we are.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
4 years
Drunk strippers hyping one another up in the locker room should come in tablet form. I want to pop three of these daily.
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
9 months
Getting denied visa and entry after being heavily questioned by immigration officers was not on my vacation checklist but here we are. Time to pivot my plans!
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
1 year
I'm ready for the weekend! Are you?
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
2 months
I will be on solo holiday for most of this week but have rare Southern California availability for Sunday only. Let’s escape together! Extended booking inquiries will be prioritized. San Diego • 9/8 MissDaffnie @protonmail .com
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@MissDaffnie
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
3 years
Talk about a breath of fresh air. A mini canyon date to Palo Duro before I’m at the Grand Canyon next week was a perfect start to the week!
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