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🦖 Christian, Conservative, Conservationist, Concubine-Claimin' Carnivore 🦖 Hey y'all, I'm the Governor, and you would be too if you were me. INTJ-T Green

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I had a lot of fun writing this one.
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Can y'all move on now?
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We want to be the men women want with genuine non-negotiable desire, not the ones they'd just settle with at the end.
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The male vs. female reaction to this on here is fascinating. No wonder communication is so hard in hetero relationships, you men don't hear too good ;)
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"She's under 35, you sick f-ck"
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A 35 year old dating a 45 year old isn’t the same as a 19 year old dating a 29 year old. How many times do we have to say this????
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Been through this before, and all I can tell you is this: Don't even confront her about it. She won't be held accountable, she's already got a new man, she won't feel bad for anything she's done. Next time this happens to any of you, if she's hiding it and doesn't know you've
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Thoughts?
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@pearlythingz Where's that "here's what you'd look like if you were Chinese or black" guy?
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@MercyXen > 4'11" I got the perfect car for you, not even kidding Also, congrats
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Girl math is taking an extremely scant percentage of the population and applying it to all. Examples: Men who do something bad? It's all of them. Women who do something bad? "NAWALT." Woman accomplishes some physical feat that's typically abnormal for women? That means they
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As a lady share your experience if you’ve had one or what will you do if you notice this.
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@pearlythingz The things she was accusing me of were things she was doing to me behind my back the entire time.
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"Incels" don't exist. What does exist is women that claim they "leave" porn while they still sell their bodies online. Riley's just one example of many. They know where they make their money.
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For people that doubt me when I say that I believe an Antichrist could easily manipulate the entire secular world through idol worship, look no further than Taylor Swift.
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Taylor Swift is a religion for white women.
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@allreactionvids When I try opening one of these
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@pearlythingz 4. Keep his last name to remind future guys that your ex husband had such an impact on your life that despite any abuse he put you through, he's still worthy of having his last name attached to you.
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@VDAREJamesK It's hard to watch movies these days knowing my money is going towards people that hate me and everything I stand for and ultimately said money goes to whatever sick cause they want to support.
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@kellerharris36 @GeneticJen HOLY MOLY I commented the same thing and KNEW I couldn't be the only one who thought that!!
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@CaudilloNuclear Bro went on a date with the Pot of Greed
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@itsJulesHardy "Positive gaming community"
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@RebeccaAVelo Genuine, true desire without question and without negotiation nor condition. It's what ladies often call "unconditional love." Now tell me where my post said anything about a relationship being based on looks/youth. Is it that hard for women to look good for their man though?
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@dolce65023071 I thought we were supposed to be blaming "white supremacy" on the increase in violence on Asians? That's what the media's said!
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@wirelessGK @libsoftiktok They're being socially conditioned to accept this as normal. What's funny is they're being told to avoid being wary about a guy like this to avoid "bigotry," but they're also taught to hate and despise (yet also utilize) straight men.
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Women said the same thing about MGTOW in the mid 2010s. Anytime a philosophy or movement comes along that seeks to benefit men, "egalitarians" and feminist-lite women come out and cry about how it's "feminism for men." Men aren't allowed to have their own spaces, remember this.
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@hilcrowder It took me a moment, but I realized that red pill is just radical meninism. It’s radical feminism’s counterpart.
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Ahh shoot, where's green line guy?
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Holy smokes, she really IS a Black Rifle Coffee Company ad campaign
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@fasc1nate Same energy
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@LONDO87540615 @blurayangel Deep is the only other thing I watch for besides Homelander. His reactions and the way he delivers his lines makes me laugh more than I should.
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@NewsM101 There you have it, an innocent man doing his day-to-day job and murdered despite complying. This is why you don't comply.
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@jd_hazel Experienced and witnessed this before, can confirm
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The Internet is not real life, people. Go out and talk to a girl. The odds of her putting you on blast on TikTok/other social media are astronomically low. She ain't that important, neither are you. Even if she DID put you "on blast," you're more than likely going to have
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She complains men DO NOT ask women out anymore, here is WHY!
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@BoundingComics Disney: > "Completely new" > "Female-centric" Pick one.
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@The_Skeletor21 @fuckingonions She somehow knows about the octopus and is doing this on purpose, probably her way of taking down The Seven within 🤣
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@naimsharif0 @DailyLoud The classic "he must have done something to MAKE HER do that!" Meanwhile if it was a guy being violent towards a girl (no matter the circumstance), y'all would wish he got shot.
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Shouldn't women be waiting to do adult content when their prefrontal cortex has developed and they're ~officially~ adults?
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"Men have to be what women want"
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If we want right-wing women and the right to flourish, then we need to lift up young Christian right-wing men in leadership roles... Check out the full video here:
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I wonder how many tradcons change their "wood chipper" punishment when they find out the molestor is a woman? I'll tell you, from my experience, the excuse is often "It'S nOt ThE sAmE!" It's conveniently all put away when they wish they were the victim.
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Married Minnesota mom accused of having sex with 15-year-old hockey players after fight with husband
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@JoshOswald15 @AMAZlNGNATURE You can see something chasing it before it hits the rocks, though.
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Guys, it's not "simping" to find a girl hot. It's not "simping" if you tell the girl she's hot. It's "simping" when you invest your time and money into a girl that doesn't even want you. Normalize the word "simping" using the original definition, PLEASE. I'm seeing a lot of
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Men that do the work and get fit are good things for young men to aspire to be. We seek to inspire, and if chicks dig it, that's a bonus. It's quite different from women, where attention is a currency to them.
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Red pill dorks: She just wants attention! Wh*re! Aslo red pill dorks: 😂😂🤡
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We have cakes, calendars, and now swimsuit coochies. Of course, TOTALLY not for attention.
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Female athletes are clapping back and I’m absolutely here for it.
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@GabrielGallawa @frandrescher @Disney @sagaftra @DisneyPlus They've made countless questionable decisions as of late. Their sudden "change of mind" here is very similar to this whole "call for amnesty" I've been hearing about lately where those that forced vaccinations suddenly NOW want us to forgive them for the damage they've done.
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@Mad_Tobz Zeus ALMOST stripped Valkyrie and Jane in Thor 4 until they complied. Not that I cared to see them stripped much, but it's obvious that they don't mind objectifying men while "empowering" women.
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@YellowFlashGuy The moment he'd defend himself, he'd be the villain. Also, I won't be shocked if people see this and say "what did he do to 'make her' do that?!"
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@DailyLoud Literally half her post
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@JuanValder72733 @karlogan_ Tell her about the multiple houses bought by the founder with the money that Marxist movement earned from donors
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@pearlythingz Watch the "Christian" feminists come out and defend this. They'll suddenly say "they're not for the male gaze" or "these aren't that bad." Many of the people saying this will be guys that secretly want to keep looking at these pics of her.
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@BosqueAli Makes me think of "cash register chin girl"
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@Behind_Pics New Mr. Incredible becoming uncanny meme template
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@TheQuartering 20 years ago, leftists considered that "Islamophobia."
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@pearlythingz @michaeljknowles She knows what she's doing. Every picture/pose is intentional. Any photographer, artist, etc. will tell you that every angle they provide or make is meant to happen. This isn't some accidental pose.
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@ElectionWiz Next, his opponents will be saying it's "oppressive" to be financially literate and that no one should be paying anything if they don't want to. Call it the "Don't Say Pay" bill.
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@ShitpostGate Me at first:
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Posted 12/24, just a few days after the baptism video, and before their relationship was announced in February. Didn't I tell y'all there was a dude she wanted to get with, and that may have been why she converted? Can y'all move on now?
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@ComplexPop Tom hearing the pedo lines and being like
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It's so easy to understand what Rollo meant in his "high value man" tweet yet no one wants to. No one reads deeply enough. He maintained composure better than I would on these literal cuckolds.
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Sneako & Destiny Ask Rollo Tomassi “What Is A High Value Man?”
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"New boyfriend" What did I friggin' tell y'all?
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Pastor’s daughter leaves OnlyFans career behind after finding Jesus, and new boyfriend
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@kenzietuff My grandmothers are exactly this.
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@MarvelManiac_ The soundtrack leak on Track 19, tentatively titled "Spider-Men," uses both Tobey's and Andrew's themes. It's pretty awesome, and that gives me hope.
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@pearlythingz It's the Kanye "Christian" grift all over again. - Make loads of money in a clearly non-Christian industry. - Sucker Christians into believing you converted to Christianity without having to repent. - Get propped up as a leader among Christians rather than a follower who needs
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@Amphibsquid1 @talesoftheshire I saw these faces and immediately knew
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@PixelbyPerfect @fuckingonions She can find him a repulsive and still be attracted. Women do this often, going for a guy they swear that they usually won't 😂
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I don't believe I've ever known a single woman that regretted it. The only thing she regretted was getting caught.
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The vast majority of women do not regret cheating, and never will.
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@MadLadRants @hayasaka_aryan The Frenchie thing was so dumb. He had a good relationship buildup with Kimiko going and then they just drop it so he can get with a guy. Was that even in the comics? Also, that last statement (I've only seen the first episode of season 4)
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@Name24363387 My PS Vita still kicking
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@DiscussingFilm Literally Warner Bros right now
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Best part is that the guy got what he wanted. F-cked the patriarchy in your prime and the patriarchy thanks you for your service.
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🎉🎉 I AM OFFICIALLY DIVORCED!!!! I married thirteen years ago, in a religious cult, 19 years old on March 5th & today I am 32, cult free & DIVORCED on March 25th; It’s fucking poetry. Fucking the patriarchy has never felt so damn good!! #celebratedivorce #fuckthepatriarchy
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@kierenalden @hayasaka_aryan Same feelings here. I had no issue with it before because they also made fun of leftists and everyone else as well. This first episode of season 4 made it hard to continue.
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@NightFlash96 @mask_bastard Ed is a redheaded character, so we know what they'll probably do with her, just like Hollywood does with any redheaded character these days. Either she'll be removed completely or she's afro lady in this intro. 😏
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@ShitpostGate The shark is the computer science major
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@bestwildclips The dudes pining for her gonna make me tap the sign...
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Can y'all move on now?
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"She's under 35, you sick f-ck"
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@Extralongdokkan Why do people keep saying my name?!
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@oliebergpc Intrasexual competition, that's what it boils down to.
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@ANewDawn123 Tried asking a girl yesterday why it's okay for TV shows and plays to replace real, historically white people with other races. She asked "why does it matter? Yeah, it's dumb sometimes but it's how the world is and we just have to accept it." We're weak, so it's allowed.
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You know if Nala goes back to her old OF ways that women and white knight men will blame it on "those red pill guys ™️" before they'll EVER admit they were wrong.
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Christ forgives. Cool, her eternity is secured. Good on her. Doesn't meant that men should drop their guard and marry or even date her.
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Pxie 🇵🇷🥥🌴
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The whole point of Christ is that he can save anyone. If you don’t believe God has the power to reform/save people you might as well admit to being an atheist.
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When women watch too many modern Marvel movies Also, would
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If you run into her in the forest, I pity the man AND the bear.
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@RisenLN_2 You'd be surprised (or maybe not, normies dudes are pretty easy to figure out) how many dudes this scares off. It's quite hilarious. Just see some of the notes in this, lol
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@FractalPrism @NewsM101 Shoot, even if it's fake, there's always Cammy, too 👀
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@GarrettxGainz Experienced single moms before, never once did I think "I would gladly marry her and be their stepdad!" There was always that bit of repulsion in the back of my brain. Tried fighting it, but couldn't. Glad I didn't.
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@OrwellNGoode "(No judgment.)" Proceeds to make a judgment
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@RAZ0RFIST Perfect
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I work in the space industry, my girl is a front desk library clerk. She makes less than half of what I do. Know why I don't care? 'Cause she's working in an environment she loves. She's a bookworm. She loves being surrounded by books. Does she want to do better? Yes, but I
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People date people who are within their socioeconomic strata. If guys didn't care about women's professional achievements like he says, rich celebrities and podcast bro influencers would be going into rural America to date Walmart employees but they're not, the reality is they
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@StephenSeyer @Sincerely_AO @GumboGoon That said, isn't this supposed to be a platform of "free speech?" Let his name be said, we can talk all kinds of mess about him
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@_NicoleNonya @CensoredMen Nah, it's for the camera. Most everything you see recorded on social media is fake.
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@aasif I remember the extended version of SM2 making it just the plain "GO" and I was so thrown off 😂 Theatrical vs extended:
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@alwaysbored34 @CultureCrave "All white men" When is it ever just white men? In they form of media, anything that has white men in it is required to have some kind of minority in it, or it's not "diverse" enough. Meanwhile, something with a majority female or minority cast that proudly brags itself as such
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