Michael Bhingu Jr
@ChikafaJnr
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There is no enjoying the possession of anything valuable unless one has someone to share it with. Seneca
Somewhere in Africa
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No sir. Another lie told so well it is almost believable. The probability of success is what matters. Great schools have a combination of factors that aide learning. When your classmates value grades you want to blend in & you also up your game.
Divided focus in cheap schools.
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Martha Chizuma slipped. Let's support her.
A doctor slips, let's crucify him.
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You can't understand why some people celebrate small wins like getting a bachelor's. Getting a second hand Toyota tazz etc. You were born with most of these amenities. They are your norm. You can't understand what runs in some of our heads when we make these seemingly small wins.
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Another group of people I do not like, Malawians who do not allow their kids to speak Chichewa. Saathatu Chichewa ameneyu amalamkhula English yokha.
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Dude smiles like a blesser
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Koma seriously speaking muli inuyo would you borrow Malawi money?
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New material in case we have a Twar with Zimbabwe.
Keep safe
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Your dad is photo shop
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Lord,open my eyes so I see the opportunities that are lying idle waiting for me to utilise them
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Usiku uwiri kukaba nsapato kwa Toast and Nthanda kutsegula shop ku Limbe or ku Blantyre Market.
My shoe racks are arriving in a few days, and I had a moment to face my ‘problem’.
Related / unrelated: as a woman who has been wearing heels for the past 17 +/- years, I am very delighted with how far we have come with ‘balancing’ women’s footwear. 🤍✨
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The good thing is we avoid girls with horrible grammar.
You are safe Madame thinks
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I used to be a photographer for a brief while. At Mamelodi Sundowns Awards
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That guy is a good looking man.
This nigga should write a book on how he bagged this girl
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Young politicians standing on a point of order in Malawi parliament:
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DMX died today and so did Prince Philip.
The latter's death has become a source of jokes for some people.
The irony is you'd get an avalanche of political corrections if you tried the same with DMX.
I pray these two lives remind us we are sojourners. Our stay here is temporal
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Can they please consult the guy who used to manipulate the kwacha for DPP. Please. We are dyng out here.
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Sometimes, a person walks into your life and they stay. You hold on to them. You are assured because they are consistent. For me love is intentional and active. It asks you to give. Not that it is selfish, but so that it perfects whatever is given to return it ten fold.
#onlove
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Malawi Trivia(politics, history and literature)
1. When did Malawi receive its independence from Britain?
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Approach with caution. I'm strapped, I got my Bible with me.
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There is a Malawian man named Onjezani Kenani.
He made a record by raising 144 million kwacha to buy ventilators and other equipment during the COVID 19 pandemic.
All this he did while he was not in the country.
Only 50 000 kwacha was spent on transport.
Malawi History 2055
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APM, for man with a PhD in law, one would think, would tread carefully in as far as words are concerned.
You cannot be using words like "tribal cleansing" and "persecution" as a lawyer without due diligence & accuracy.
The more I live, the less I'm impressed by qualifications.
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It is ok to be misunderstood and to misunderstand.
It is human nature. To later concede being in the wrong is not something we are born with. We must learn it.
I understand your struggle with pride. I have been stubborn too,but you never learn with such a spirit.
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@BabaDumi
@Virally_Social
@SomeoneYouUsed8
Coz the university is a business. And business is a business.
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I have a group chat. I am the only one on it. I call the group My Notes.
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@ilunga_mercy
I am an electrician. Coincidences do happen. But taking too many chances with electricity can lead to serious harm and damage. I suggest you pray to God that he leads you to a qualified person who can help you choose an adaptor with the right amperage next time.
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Ladies and gentlemen,today is the birthday of my beloved sister. She is the first graduate in our family. She deserves all the love. Help me celebrate.
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A good woman will not lead you astray. She will lead you into paths of unimagined and unexpected progress and success.
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Dear Third Eye
I wish you a beautiful 2023. Must say, I love your music. I want to believe that you are aiming to be that persona you paint on the mic. A deep philosopher. I think, apart from Grin, you have shaped my life & musical tastes. Hyphen also. You are my ultimate Goat.
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Normalised averages called society. Boy this is deep. Do not follow the crowd. Thanks
@VusiThembekwayo
Hey
@VusiThembekwayo
this video here will still be relevant in 2120. You have always been very instrumental in my entrepreneurial journey. I Forever appreciate for your guidance & mentorship. You're the REAL deal man. Thank you so much.
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The goal is to do great work all the time.
A step at a time
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Chokhudza nchoti a Kaliatiwo akhala nduna mmaboma atatu Ngati asali ochulukira.
Ndiye akudabwa chani?
Hon. Patricia Kaliat said even ma toothpick omwewa Malawi muno tikhonza kumapanga but chodabwitsa chot amapangidwa ku China. Izi zandikhuza kwambiri 💔
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We are so desperate for leaders. Nzungu kungogula mandadi basi akhale president 🤦🏾♂️
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When someone says they might commit suicide believe them. When they are making statements that point to suicidal thoughts, believe them. Listen to them. And if you can find them help.
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Personally, the option of Chakwera and Chilima was the best option then.
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My mother had me when she was 27. Today I celebrate her birth. It is such a great honour to be her child.
Help me celebrate a strong woman.
Happy birthday Amayi
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@TheNtilo
Don't delete this. The context is:
Do not trade your health for material things. In this vain what is traded is good health for material things.
Simply stating facts is not in any way stigma.
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First zimbabwean to afford a packet of sugar talking to journalists
Hello Zimbabweans,does Malawi have internet?...i have never seen 1 here on Twitter
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In Malawi you can't just die. Someone is involved. Yeah. Ok.
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I am not a big fan of the behaviour of sending kids to their grandparents to raise. I do not think too highly of it.
Enanu pano mwatumiza wachitatu🤦🏾♂️
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My twitter CV
I am followed by Third Eye, John Cena, Pearl Thusi, Pemphero Mphande among many other amazing Tweeps
I have argued with feminists without committing or even contemplating suicide.
I have argued with bigots, Marxist zealots without giving up.
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Ndiye pali akazi okonda kupempha
Ever met someone who visits you and wants some of the appliances in your house?
A friend of mine had such a girlfriend when I was living with him.
Kupeza alamu atenga fridge 😂🤦🏾♂️
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Are you guys really attracted to character?
Osamangonenatu apa kenako tizikanganilana akazi a thako
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Mitric? Wtf
Congratulations to Patrick and Miracle Chinga Mpukunya as they welcome their new born, 'Mitric' 👶
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My brother sent me this. He knows I take his progress too seriously.
We have come so far. It's easy for us to understand. You would not.
Thus is progress and we will celebrate it.
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Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was only a few meters from the finish line, but got confused with the signs and stopped, thinking he had finished the race. A Spanish man, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him and, realizing what was going on, started shouting to the...
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We moved house to house giving them hope.
I am Adventist. Sinners giving hope to sinners.
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Kubvomereza kulakwa kuja ndi chinthu china chimene ambirife tikuyenera kuphunzira.
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Same reason girls with Nyash never take a pic while seated. It's their brand.
Why do guys who own a BMW make owning a BMW their entire personality. You own a BMW , you’re not a BMW
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So who pays the girlfriend allowance when y'all are lesbian?
Or it is like chipeleganyo. This month wina the other wina?
Kapena it's just a scheme to defraud my gender?🤔
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Adventist guys do not know how to break hearts.💓
Adventist men>>>>>>>>>
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@ba_by_spice
@Mogale_Sehunoe
One day the people of Zimbabwe will take back their country. I just pray that this day come soon and in this generation. But there is no freedom without sacrifice. No desirable change without initiative, and lastly freedom is never handed,it is demanded.
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Perhaps a culture we should normalise as Africans. We must do this a lot more. I know there are amongst us those who can adopt one or two kids.
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Your country so lazy you had to take a hymnal as a nation anthem
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Zimbabweans trying to have their own currency
Hello Zimbabweans,does Malawi have internet?...i have never seen 1 here on Twitter
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True love.
My sister cared for me when we were staying in Machinjiri. I tell of the story when she saved me from drowning as a child. I love my sisters. They are more than everything to me.
Help me celebrate my sister's birthday.
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I am learning from people who never finished their secondary school. They make more money than all my Bsc holder friends combined and in some instances quadrupled.
Never underestimate knowledge.
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I am tempted to note that most of you watch movies with preconceived prejudices. This is why you cannot enjoy movies.
I see nothing wrong with Wakanda Forever.
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"Men are intimidated by my success."
Code for: I am rude. But I will not acknowledge my rudeness. I'll make it all about my financial success since I am a narcissist who thrives on blaming everyone but myself. I feel like no one deserves respect but me.
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Guys, this year ndiyamayankho.
My friend gave me a fridge.
I got my job back.
Was praying for some cash to clear some debts. It has been cleared.
Oh! and guess what?
I might just get some white coochie😂😂
This year has started with a bang.
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Biology Trivia 10 at 10
Animalia
1. Human beings are_______.
Mammals
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The way things are going we might just witness DPP back in government. They are inevitable. It strikes me with fear.
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I'm going nowhere until you say it. Say it
There's a lady who calls me fine girl every Sunday, today, she forgot 😫.
After service, I made sure to look for her, and stood beside her till she noticed me so I could collect my "fine girl"
🥹🥹🥹🥹
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My wallpaper 💓💓😭😭😭😎🌞 changed it after two years. This is better than a list of an exercise routine.
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I declare today that from this day, the 7th of November in the year of our lord 2021, foward; Saint Edith day.
Protect her by all means
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Stop blackmailing your loved ones into accepting your bad behaviour with threats of suicide.
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Sex
Bigotry
Alcohol
Gambling
Drugs(chamba ndi zina zotero)
Dear Son,
If you can keep yourself from the chains of the things mentioned above, you will conquer the world.
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When Kamuzu first landed in Neno he found people moving around naked. No clothes.
Sikaletuyi. Just some 40 years ago. We have always been far from progress. It hurts.
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At least get your grammar *straight. Just your grammar.
You like it or not , we exist 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈☺️😅. On Saturday is Cape Town Gay pride 🏳️🌈 . We will be there in numbers .
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Did we really critically weigh the promises made by the MCP?
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I once piggybacked my goat from Chirimba to Energem turnoff yopita ku Machinjiri. I ate her a few years later.
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Don't be too afraid of loving. Do not be like Prince Stevens.
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Komabe why are you fucking raw muli ndi HIV?
Guys simuli serious.
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