black || muslim || angry intersectional feminist || writer(newsletter link in bio) || reader || medstudent || this is not a safe space for your bigotry 🙏🏽
Please if you see this, just quote it with any picture or video of anything cute or fun. I'm so sick of my tl. Bonus points if you're a woman and it's a picture of your face👉🏾👈🏾
I'm actually pleading, please women post pictures of your face. Don't air me🧎🏾♀️
Doing first born, provider of the house things. When my dad finally installed the ACs, every night for some days he would come and just stand in my room. "So how are you enjoying it👁👄👁🧍🏿♂️"
You're always asking the most inane questions and I really hate that for you. I'm going to touch your hand when I say, you're not special for letting your husband marry 4 wives or not wearing a nose. You're not special. Fix up
Her mother exclaimed, ‘Why do you like giving me pain?’ It appears she consistently upsets her parents. Also, recording their conversation and posting them online isn’t a sign of a responsible child.
1. While her parents are frustrated, they shouldn’t have lashed out at her in
A mum will be not be around or even pass and instead of looking to the other parent to pick up the slack, you people will be looking for first daughters
A man killed someone, confessed and had people rallying behind him on some "he didn't mean to". Her brother chased this man to a different country, CAUGHT him and the police still did nothing. He's still free. Nigeria will happen to that monster. Happy posthumous Austa😔
Men seeing women be comfortable in their bodies and have dreams and aspirations that don't revolve around them. The horror, the tragedy, the insanity of the sheer concept must be hard to live with 🥺
You guys are supposed to retweet this and if you don't, you're an opp😭
Sigh okay here goes. I want new scarves. I'm a scarf babe. I look great in them and oh also, they make me happy and it'll be a great way to start the year. So please retweet...please 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
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From femicide, to menstruation, to raising kids, you people never want to hear what women have to say. Everyday women should, women shouldn't, ladies can't. Go away forever
When we got new wardrobes, he would just enter my room to open the doors and drawers of the thing. "So how are you enjoying it. Hope you know you'll be folding your clothes to keep it arranged"...like this is my first time handling a wardrobe 😭
My own assaulter said I knew he liked me and still hung out with him. Apparently I was asking for it. I was 14 and when my classmates found out, they teased me and called me his wife. The idiot is somewhere in Unilag now carrying mosque duties on his head. Isn't life just great😃
God punish Olaoluwa Ojo wherever he is. I remember confronting him a few years back, and the bastard said I had a crush on you and knew I was out of your league, so I assaulted you everyday for 3 years to get your attention. God punish everyone that slut Shamed me too. Agbayas.
Results are not out yet. They're probably going to be released this week so let's all have the ambulance on stand by. In the mean time, I need to involve myself in twitter gist or I might just disintegrate from boredom😭
Nigerians are so weird coz now everyone is saying "the other side of the story". How do you know the artist's side is the truth? You people just hate believing women and it's okay to say so
Ehn nau because all the girls in the world are driving mustangs for being girls. You're getting green with envy instead of focusing on your deadlines and you🫵🏾 want to buy car. Continue👍🏾
The challenges of being born male is crazy, i stare at Dexscreener charts with my swollen eyes every night just striving to afford a Toyota Corolla bro and there comes one babe effortlessly getting a mustang for just being a babe
It's not funny but I stop writing in exams when I get bored and I never go over my mcq questions. Answering 200 questions is one hassle then going over them? God forbid
The one that absolutely offed me was when I went home with an injury on my leg and my step mother was so upset, not because I was injured but because "what if it scars? You know some men don't like women with scars"😂😂😂😭😭
"Is that how you will hold the turning stick when u get to your husband's house"?
"You like nose ring, what if your husband doesn't like it"
"You don't know how to pound yam, What if that's your husband's best food"
"What if your husband is not okay with you doing another degree"
When my mum died in secondary school, my closest friends mums used to bring me food on visiting days like I was their child. Some of them even took me shopping for like feminine products. They would talk to me and listen to me without making me feel like a charity project. .
"Chief I'm not happy o" *rubs belly*
"Ah baby mi, ki lo shele? Tell me. Is it my wife?"
*pouts* "No chief" 😪🙄
"Oya please tell me"
"They said you people stole 500 billion. It's too much"🙄
"Ah is that all? I should reduce it? Consider it done"
"Aw chief really? Thank youuu"😘🤩
Hate people who are always doing blunt, logical voice of reasoning. People who won't show you any empathy, will say the most mean things with so little emotion that you'll start second guessing your feelings. Grooming is so insane because after everything she still talks to him??
These jokes that they make in university that "your class girls are not for your class boys" irks me so much especially in this medical school where the youngest class has girls that are 16 and 17 and the oldest class has men pushing 25, 26
Man we’re very far from achieving gender equality in Nigeria oo. Forget twitter, go out there and talk to actual people, most of them don’t have an issue with paedophilia. Infact many men will proudly admit to wanting to marry one small girl in the village.
When someone follows me and I check their bio and see any or all of the following"feminist, whore, witch, misandrist"... idk it gives me so much warm joy🥺
I don’t know about you people o.
But I will get hired. No be diversity carry me reach where I dey now.
My predecessor no be “minority” and them no born am well. Me and am no be mate for this work.
Y’all be safe though.
Nigerians can compete anywhere!
"Even dogs can smell it"...the same animals that they use to detect drugs and can track people off their scents? Yeah shocker that they can. Plus who is helping you to dab what??
Please if you see this, just quote it with any picture or video of anything cute or fun. I'm so sick of my tl. Bonus points if you're a woman and it's a picture of your face👉🏾👈🏾
I'm actually pleading, please women post pictures of your face. Don't air me🧎🏾♀️
Last year, I was in school for night reading when they announced that they had seen the moon for Ramadan. I didn't have anything to eat, I wasn't prepared. My friend who came to school with me woke up before 4 and was calling all her hostel friends to ask for bread, tea, eggs
Lmao since the day there was that "asking your guys if they slept well" is gay discourse, I've left men's friendship dynamic to them. If you like, don't ask your guys if they're sleeping okay, that's your business🙏🏽
I was doing a guy's locs and he was complaining that nobody cares about men, only women. I asked him "don't your friends care about you?" And he went on a rant about how men's friendships "aren't like that"...
It's like he was sooo close to the answer but just couldn't get it🫠
The feminists in South Korea decided they weren't going to be partnering with men or having children with them but it's the Nigerian girlies with misandry in their bio that are stressing you out
"She has XY, she has xxy"...I'm sorry to inform you that human genetics is more complex than that. For all you know, you can have a testicle chilling inside you rn so please ✋🏾
Our families have family friends in common so that's a lifetime of me constantly running into his parents or him at weddings, introductions, naming ceremonies, graduations etc
Suddenly all of you got admission immediately after secondary school, suddenly none of you wrote Waec or GCE twice. You people that don't know that cream doesn't always mean body lotion? Okay😭✋🏽
Being a Muslim feminist is just hot potato dancing between the days people swear you can't be feminist because you're Muslim and other days where your Islam is not valid because you're feminist. Wonderful tango
"Twitter feminist" "real life feminism"...like the people on twitter are figments of imagination. Like when they come together on twitter to rally around victims of abuse and assault, it doesn't have real life effects. You're so annoying. Just sell your candles please
I agree. The Feminism portrayed on twitter is MANY TIMES different from the true essence of feminist values. Numerous "Twitter feminists" seem more inclined to hurl insults than extend help to fellow women, prioritizing uncouth language and rigid expectations over educating and
Women are built different 💀
My best friend only told me about his wedding 3 days before on some “I’m getting married Saturday. You’re the best man, wear a black suit swine”. I was there, no hassles.
You guys end friendships over congratulations 💀
You don't care about fat people or people's healths in general. You're just saying this because you're jobless on a Sunday morning and you want to shame fat people. It's 2023, dollar is almost 1k, get something doing quickly
if hilda baci were overweight she wouldn't last 12 hours on her feet
escalate this tweet, label me fatphobic, i literally don't care. said what tf i said💅
Shout out to
@appltops
for the most precious thrift find and making sure this dress got to me. I love youuu. And
@MuneerahOlowu
for the BEAT. You put all your back into it my love😭❤️
#HERtitude24
After settling down with the man of her dreams, a young woman rethinks her decision when she is swallowed by the jaws of a toxic men-hating group of feminists.
Written and directed by Yomi Black,
#TheModernWoman
will be in cinemas from August 18.
They're saying you made wedding party 2 and chief daddy? You should be glued to the drawing board, your neck should he perpetually bent to the table please😭
A lady who is a registered nurse in Nigeria was introduced to a man. They started talking and everything seemed perfect. She lived in Nigeria while he was living in the USA. He decided to visit and also get to know her parents.
Everything worked as planned and he visited.