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Chattanooga FC/Arsenal supporter : Co-host @423SoccerPod : Smug Muppet : Burdened with Glorious Purpose

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For those @ChattanoogaFC supporters who like my phone wallpapers based on CFC's jerseys ... here are the 2024 home and away. The GK kits will be out soon.
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@ericowensdc Don't worry, Eric. Neither of them would want anything to do with you anyway.
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@briancrice @ByPatForde @SportsRadioWNML hey Brian, you're going to delete this tweet when you sober up or when you regain control over your emotions, but you might want to chill out lecturing someone on professionalism.
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Imagine how devastated they are in the VAR room right now. Great effort guys, but Reiss had other ideas. Oh, and fuck off.
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@ArsenalWFC Just gonna leave this here again
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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MLS reports attendance of around 1,500.
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Seeing a lot of Nashville SC gold and blue at tonight's council meeting.
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@ChattaGooner
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@Moms4Liberty @TrevorProject Why does @moms4liberty want to put abused children in harm's way? Why does @moms4liberty encourage child abuse?
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@ChattaGooner
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Dear corporations with business interests in Chattanooga: You want to make sure I never give you any of my money? Put your logo on a USL Chattanooga kit. #StandWithChatta
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A new NISA team is announced in Chicago with Wilt involved. US Soccer media: *crickets* Team leaves NISA for usl. Same media: 💥🌟🔥🎉
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People pointing and laughing at NISA People angry at NPSL People angry at USL None of those leagues are to blame for this cluster we find ourselves in. The blame falls squarely at the USSF and the fact they don't give a shit about soccer in this country below MLS.
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I'm sorry
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Who to hate: It's a toss-up really #mls #usl #nuance
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Apparently, I'm the only person who feels that @NISALeague clubs deserve more coverage from American soccer media.
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@AlexiLalas @timbersarmy @TimbersFC Why don't you just let that community figure it out? You don't need to put yourself into everyone else business.
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@pbolyard @MeganFoxWriter you can try to read into this law whatever you want, but you're just wrong. the bill is awful and it is now being shown as awful. no amount of magical thinking or gaslighting will change that.
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@TTownSoccer
Tulsa Athletic
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Due to the unwillingness to elaborate or provide a pathway for our home field, we are forced to take legal action against the NPSL and its leadership. To be clear, we are seeking an immediate injunction in order to return to our home, Athletic Community Field at Hicks Park. (6)
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So, we're just going to ignore the fact that Jermaine Jones is coaching for @NAFCNY in @NISALeague and neither the club nor the league saw fit to announce that? [twellman voice] WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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The more I listen to mls and AO folks, the more I realize I am not a "US soccer" supporter. I like soccer and live in the US.
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I feel that Nietzsche understands me as an #Arsenal fan. This should be on the membership card. @MenInBlazers #AFC http://t.co/vrq1AzRlrj
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this dismissal of lower-league soccer is really offputting, but so typical of mls. you don't hear other first-division managers speak of lower-league clubs this way elsewhere, maybe because they know they could play them in league play someday.
@nolanbianchi
Nolan Bianchi
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“It’s a second division. It’s not even close.” Houston Dynamo coach Ben Olsen got spicy talking about USL Championship vs. MLS after the Open Cup loss to Detroit City. (🎥 Dynamo YT)
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@ChattaGooner
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You would NEVER see a usl franchise play an owner at GK.
@kivlehan
Chris Kivlehan
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Cosmos win but a bad night. Sembroni deserves a long ban. Subbing in the owner as goalkeeper with a 1-1 score at the half is a baffling move by NAFC. Bad looks for NISA tonight.
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@ChattaGooner
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To all the folks telling me to consider supporting BOTH Chattanooga soccer teams: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? #StandUpforCFC #CHAforCFC
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@ChattaGooner
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@GrantWahl keep up the good fight.
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@ChattaGooner
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Well, I can see that the @NGSDetroit has arrived, I guess.
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it really is too bad that nobody came out to watch CFC play in MLSNP today.
@ChattanoogaFC
Chattanooga FC
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WE LOVE YA 🫶 Today's match attendance was: 4,378!!! #ChattanoogaAlways #SomosCFC #CFCvHCFC
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@ChattaGooner
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a usl academy entered into an agreement with a municipality for exclusive access to the largest soccer facility in the Chattanooga area, thus kicking out the CFC Academy. So, maybe those who think usl is the savior of us soccer should look in the mirror for a second.
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@ChattaGooner
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. @RMcElhenney I hear you're looking to bring @Wrexham_AFC to the States to play some US teams. Why not @ChattanoogaFC ? We'd love to host the best grassroots club from Cymru at the home of the best grassroots club in the States.
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@ChattaGooner
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I hate this fucking US soccer "system" so much.
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@ChattaGooner
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So, some MAGA soccer dude just followed and unfollowed me so fast. A quick look at his TL and I was like, "Yeah, this feed ain't gonna be for you bro."
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@ChattaGooner
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LOL, there are Birmingham Legion fans here … and they bought NISA scarves. 😂💀
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I don't want to live in this dystopian novel anymore.
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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HAPPENING NOW: Former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson is testifying in committee in support of @CepickyTn64 ’s library censorship bill — one of her fellow witnesses again accused librarians/schools of “grooming” kids with “pornography” 📚
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@ChattaGooner
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hang this in the Louvre
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Michigan Stars Football Club
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@ChattaGooner
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well, fuck ... I own shares of a usl team. GODDAMNIT
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@cantdrawarsenal @gunnerblog why are you tweeting when you should be drawing this?
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on the one hand, this is cool on the other hand, there are dozens of "Wrexham" stories in the lower divisions of US soccer and they are ignored by ESPN and other media regularly.
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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🚨 WREXHAM HAVE MADE IT TO ESPN 🚨 Blyth host Wrexham in an FA Cup Qualifier on ESPN2 and @ESPNPlus 📺 Saturday 8 AM ET | @WrexhamFX
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If you're an amateur club and don't want to or can't stream your USOC match, I get it. However, if you're a pro club and aren't going to stream, then you shouldn't host. Stream your damn matches. Not streaming is weak af.
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@ChattaGooner
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Going pro the right way, without selling our soul to the MLS, USL, SUM cartel.
@ChattanoogaFC
Chattanooga FC
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BREAKING: Eleven Founding Members to Launch a New League in Association with the National Premier Soccer League. “This has been in the works for several years and we are proud for our fans and supporters to see this come to fruition.” - @sheldongrizzle
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@ChattaGooner
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I provide this as a public service
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I see your sicko and raise you a mental
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@cfcmerchguy
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Sicko behavior
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I don’t know why I still let it get to me, but the idea that some people were taking pot shots at CFC for leaving this fever dream of a league still pisses me off.
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SOCCER TWITTER: mLs and uSl tEAms SHoulDn'T HAve tO PLaY eaRly ROUnd OpeN cUp MatcHes aT tHeIR sTAdiUmS BeCaUsE tHey wOUld bE emPtY ME: Well, maybe they shouldn't host the match then.
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One of my favorite little pieces of @ChattanoogaFC memorabilia.
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@TobyS7812 @RepWeinstein No, it didn't. while the ruling isn't great, because the couple got the services from the state, the court found the case to be moot. The statements of the organization are troubling though. This place is bad enough; we don't need to make up shit to make it seem worse.
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@ChattaGooner
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I did bring home some @bugeatersfc merch. Enemies for 90 minutes, but fellow travelers in the cause of creating a better culture for American soccer. #CFCvBUG
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With no USOC this year, this is a BIG DEAL for amateur clubs around the country. Hope US soccer media realize this and cover it. Also would love to see @usopencup give some love since they'll have some free time. 😉
@NISALeague
NISA Official
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NISA Independent Cup Returns With Bigger, More Competitive Field Field Expanded to Nine Regions, 36 Clubs  #NISAIndCup
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attendance on the usl website: 3,947 attendance at the stadium ⬇️
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So, my younger son is doing a short internship with CFC this semester for school. When I came home today, he told me that he knew more about player signings than I did and that @cfc_cmo told him he couldn't say anything ... AND HE WON'T TELL ME! AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH
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Well, those two situations aren't remotely the same. Reynolds' money guaranteed Wrexham NOTHING. I might even consider this argument to be ... not serious.
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Pro/Rel guys: Fuck millionaire owners buying up USL teams and moving them to the MLS. Pro/Rel guys: It's so cool that Ryan Reynolds bought Wrexham and is moving them up. We should have more of that. These are not serious people.
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@ChattaGooner
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First time in Finley for 2021 for @ChattanoogaFC @loucityfc
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Not going to let surgery keep me from cheering on the team Chattanooga built, @ChattanoogaFC #onecityoneclub
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@CountryDumb662 @yogimclovin while winning the Heisman with our backup fullback.
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BREAKING: usl set to introduce new logo after announcing its takeover plans for both the men's and women's professional pyramids
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@YankeeGunner I'm not convinced the Evan-Maguire partnership is that bad. I'd like to see it about 30 more times before I pass judgment.
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This is my periodic request to @MLSNEXTPRO that they make full-match replays available on Apple plus.
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introduce them to lower league soccer in the United States
@MatznerJon
Jon Matzner
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How do you create mental toughness in a child that is born into a successful family?
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Oh boy, an MLS account has thoughts. This isn’t imploding because the stated values are wrong. One of the main reasons it’s imploding is that they AREN’T practicing what they are preaching.
@MLS_Buzz
MLS Buzz
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Who could’ve guessed a 3rd division league started by pro/Rel propagandists would descend into owners taking over twitter accounts and ranting about how it’s all falling apart and trying to start a mutiny? Everyone’s got such a good theory until they actually have to try it
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A thread about Maryland and what this club represents and why I think it's the best evidence for why NISA is important.
@MDBobcatsFC
Maryland Bobcats FC
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📰 MBFC announce partnership with Merseyside, UK-based club @MarineAFC Full Release: Congrats to Marine who took on @Wrexham_AFC in the @EmiratesFACup 4th Qualifying Round today, the game ending 1-1! #ForAll #MBFCMAFC
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@ChattaGooner
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So, my older son who has been very resistant to getting vaccinated tested positive for COVID today. Frustrated with him and those around him who pushed BS narratives, but also legit worried. I hate all of this.
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Imagine presenting this only as some great positive instead of the indictment of the system that US Soccer supports that it is.
@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
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Mission accomplished, @ColumbusCrewSC . 🙌
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@ChattaGooner
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1) that's a fox 2) get fucked
@bhmlegion
Birmingham Legion FC
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Come see us take on the wolf pups, sorry… we meant Chattanooga FC on Wednesday, April 26 at 7PM! 🎟️👉 #HammerDown
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@ChattaGooner
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You know, everyone wants the CFC - crw match in the Open Cup, but one team just keeps losing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #USOC2023
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Here’s the only problem. Wilt says “the team belongs to Madison and the people of Madison” … Lovely sentiment and I agree with him, but that’s true only for as long as some dudes in Tampa think it’s profitable. Franchise soccer needs to die.
@TheSoccerGoose
ben goshorn
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This club is undeniably attractive. I tip my cap to you @ForwardMSNFC .
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@ChattaGooner
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Finally, NISA is getting the same level of coverage as MLS!
@MarkFishkin
Mark Fishkin #🟦
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Tonight's #RBNY post match presser was attended by three citizen/fan media members and zero paid journalists.
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@ChattaGooner
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I’ve been at all of them, but this one felt special.
@CFC_Men
Chattanooga FC Men
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Thank you, Chattanooga! You were part of the 7th largest crowd in CFC history and the largest since 2017 vs the same opponent. #BetterTogether #CFCvATL
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LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. Thanks to @Local3News and @BenBobickLocal3 for the coverage. Hope to see everyone there tomorrow afternoon!
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All of these folks who are suggesting that supporters of European teams who are joining the ESL follow mls and usl franchises ... please do some reflection on what we might be upset about.
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@PoznanInMyPants you should change your handle to S.I.M.P.
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Love this reaction from @cutinside ! LOL, we were all Coach Rod last night.
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@ChattaGooner
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Good. And if the public outcry from like-minded media and supporters helped them get to this decision, that would be even better.
@ussoccer
U.S. Soccer
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Official U.S. Soccer Statement:
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I see we've already moved to mocking the idea of NISA mocking the ownership model (as they head to a league that's owned by a real estate company). I get it ... after a break up you have to make sure that everyone knows you NEVER really liked the other person to begin with.
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mls and usl supporters coming out against the idea of the ESL? who say irony is dead y'all.
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Love Donovan saying that USL is finally bringing pro soccer to San Diego. There is a pro team there already. They've been there for less than a year, but they exist ... but not to USL. You'll never hear anyone affiliated with USL acknowledge that soccer exists outside of USL/MLS.
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You know, I was thrilled when they did this with a CFC jersey. However, they never talk about the clubs and they never spend anytime speaking about the sport in the US below mls. So, it’s neat but useless.
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first you got, "hope to see you soon playing in the same league". lolwut but then you got NISA "liking" the tweet. 😂🤪💀
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usl owners involved with NWSL mess usl coaches verbally abusing their players in one usl match, allegations of racism on the part of one club and possible homophobia on the part of the other when you work to raise awareness of these issues, you are going to get more reports
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momma, there goes that man again!
@TST7v7
TST
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MARCUS NAGLESTAD WINS IT FOR SATURDAYS FOOTBALL IN TARGET SCORE TIME👏👏👏
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I mean I shouldn't, should I?
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"[You're] stuck in 3rd and 4th Division forever." Yeah, just imagine that ... the club you support is stuck in the 3rd division forever. Sometimes, I wish people would read what they write from someone else's point of view.
@ElChibo
Travis Scarangello
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Your stuck in 3rd and 4th Division forever. Could you imagine the fucking outrage, ain't nobody gonna show up for that shit in America. Everybody romanticizes Promotion and Relegation but it would be horrendous for the US and absolutely kill fandoms.
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The Stars FO represents everything that is wrong with NISA, so I'm not going to congratulate them for anything.
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This is part of what NISA believes in. Doing away with territorial restrictions. Communities can support multiple teams. Chicago certainly is large enough.
@SetPieces
Pete
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Can someone explain to me why it’s a good idea for NISA to enter in to markets with established MLS teams?
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He's against league games being played in other countries? He does know where Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver are right?
@JeffreyCarlisle
Jeff Carlisle
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#MLS commissioner Don Garber said he's against league games being held in other countries. He attended a meeting of the FIFA Stakeholders Committee today in which the topic was on the agenda:
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NISA played a full season, held a championship match ... Coverage from national US Soccer media? Nope.
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You can get some really freaky scores in friendlies so you can’t take too much away from them. However, there’s nothing bad you can say about the effort that @ChattanoogaFC gave tonight against @RealBetis_en . What a fun night at Finley. Can’t wait for next week.
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StumpNooga United lives!! (I'm very sorry)
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WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!
@MichiganStarsFC
Michigan Stars Football Club
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If you can't guarantee the venue, it shouldn't be on the @opencup application. You can list two venues; if you can't guarantee either of them, why are you applying to host? This is on @ussoccer for allowing it to happen, but it's not a good look for Birmingham either.
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The lawsuit says the portrayal of the Red Wolves as a "truly professional soccer academy" with "top level facilities" and "evaluations for a path to play professionally" was inaccurate. /snort
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Oh goodie ... we get another Twellman rant. He's shocked? Look at the power structures in US Soccer. Look at who his fellow US alums have voted for ... maybe now we can start to demand some damn change?
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@EffinBirds tweety, daffy, foghorn leghorn, the chicken hawk, and woody the woodpecker. #micdropped
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Yesterday, seven of @DetroitCityFC 's 11 starters played in NISA last year. Some have used "NISA all-stars" as a pejorative. Now it's very early in the season, but it appears to not really be the insult that some thought it to be.
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I don’t even know what to say!
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HUGE three points for @ChattanoogaFC
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filed in a federal court in Utah (since crw is a Utah based LLC) in case anyone needs a reminder that there's little "Chattanooga" about that franchise.
@newschannelnine
WTVC NewsChannel 9
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. @AbbeyWTVC confirmed that the Chattanooga Red Wolves has filed an appeal to a trademark dispute they recently lost that claims they're stealing the thunder of another team.
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@ChattaGooner
usl delenda est
4 years
SECOND DOSE SCHEDULED FOR MONDY Y'ALL!
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