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@voterprotectpac silly goose!
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This was posted mere moments before THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES was banned from Twitter A METRIC SHIT TON OF PEOPLE OWE THIS MAN AN APOLOGY #DonaldTrump
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@degenlifer @InternetH0F what if I told you that’s why they made it
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@0xMoneybender @shoe0nhead did he need to be more aerodynamic or something
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@OwenBenjamin I am starting to think it’s better to be racist than to have dead children.
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@relscd I thought putting anime on the outside of the car was a step too far but this is another level
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@DigAdvice @crazyclipsonly how are the brakes so terrible
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@cooltechtipz This is not what I wanted to learn
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@sinfullouie This is mostly an illusion, you’d be surprised what little financial resources it takes and how insta-maturing having children is. If you re-allocate resources from entertainment and other self-indulgences you’d have more than enough, and you get tax credits.
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@greg_price11 Ok we accept your terms, best of luck!
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@itssherifield it takes up the same amount of space what’s the problem
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@masoom_siii @InternetH0F yooo dinner and a show
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@joncoopertweets dang dude this is like straight up bigotry
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@ChristianWalk1r Yeah that’s where I’ve instructed the family and kids, if pressed for a response, to say some variation of “we did exactly what our private medical doctor said for us to do”.
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@footballconfid1 @InternetH0F maybe he’s blocking in his wife’s car who also needs to leave but he can’t park at his work lot 24/7
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@rahulsood @ManhattanDA not even that, his lawyer paid her off and billed him legal fees which were paid, on time (a shocker to many I’m sure), and does anyone really think Donald Trump was sitting there with Quickbooks on his phone creating false business records? what an absolute joke
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@gencraft_ai computer rotate the elf
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@Mar_a_Hell_No he’s not going to have to pay that anyways but do we really think the billionaire luxury real-estate magnate is short on cash and needs his fans to bail him out? lmao come on
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@MrGG_official @crazyclips_ I like to think he’s just sitting there pretending the water is lawsuit money
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@Paultx890 If it’s so accurate would you please kindly explain what it means?
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@umarants @PicturesFoIder which is exactly why we can’t compete, there’s a guy willing to do it in flip flops
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@kangaroos991 so the moon was empty, the deficits only accelerated, and healthcare is more unaffordable than ever before, yep I see it
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@KathleenASmit12 This guy just keeps getting cooler and cooler he literally walked into his own contempt hearing and it is the best thing I’ve seen on C-SPAN ever.
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@stillgray in the UK they’re only allowed to say more details if it’s a “white” man
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@kangaroos991 Always do the opposite of what Keith Olbermann says
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@jim_cockrum @ElijahSchaffer hold up, speak German globally? did anyone ever think they was a possible outcome?
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@UaWarRoom @KoutureMag you’re grasping at paper straws
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@vinn_ayy Trad wives dress up and paint their faces for videos? 🧐
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@Annakhait I mean even if they claim he is President you're still right, because it would just be phony and proof that the USA is over. Scary part is this is what many people want, they could be propping him up just to prove that point, I color revolution just happened right in front of us.
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@Mollyploofkins Your definition of America is broken.
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@CodeMonkeyZ He knows his base won’t abandon him for democrats over the vaxx but swing voters may abandon him for seeming anti-vaxx. He doesn’t want to give the large number of people who took the vaxx any “buyers remorse” with his face on it. It’s a tight rope walk. Source? Art of the deal.
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@DontTrollMeBro2 @realjuliasong Yeah but there’s a small chance that you die from heart failure or blood clots, not the kind of dice I’m interested in rolling.
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@LibertyCappy You don’t have a “representative” if all you get to do is choose which of the two parties gets to take your seat.
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@BecomingCritter Yellow is also backup breaking the law lane for when someone is dropping the ball in red lane.
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@Rothmus I used to feel this one but I’ve since remembered that it was always just the fruit, the horn is an imaginary memory caused by similar art you’ve seen.
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@kangaroos991 That moment you realize the Nobel Peace Prize is just the Academy award of politics…
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@Cernovich @realDonaldTrump This aged well, how the tables have turned!
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@kangaroos991 we’re still waiting for someone to come up with anything he actually did wrong
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@travelerjeff1 I’m sure DeSantis would be super proud of you considering he endorsed Trump… 🧐
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@LqLana This all sounds like a step in the right direction to me, think about the alternative: the USA becomes the next Venezuela and collapses into a third world disaster. I promise you aren’t ready for that.
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@osint_69 What if you’re an earthling who supports peace instead of war?
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@alx brace for inflation
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@PATBR0DY @1911nation don’t use BREAKING for rumors 🫤
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@AnnaDsays “As you wish.”
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@rbisrb the only people ever calling for camps have been Democrats (as recently as this year!) so I assume you mean Biden
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@berlin_bridge Russiagate was already debunked didn’t you get the memo
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@Rothmus lol sorry about all those roads and bridges
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@InternetH0F everyone in this thread gonna be naked but not me, I’m bringing a robe
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@MarleyMfusa tiny amounts of critical thinking would show this to be impossible
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@MadeInTheUSANJ why not? they are allowed to buy penthouses
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@American4Love @JoJoFromJerz her dress was on backwards, it’s a show trial
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@KHALEDGOOSE @Babygravy9 The only hope for society is spiritual awakening and individual redemption, any form of man-made religion or authoritarianism will only make things worse.
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@Saturn1stHouse @JackPosobiec Hold up, what? When did Jesus make any comment about physically relocating human beings or nation building? He came for some very specific purposes and that wasn’t one of them.
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@realbiscuitspaw if guns did more harm than good they would already be banned but they save millions of lives every year
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@PursueOptimism @stillgray I think it’s just a rift in understanding the description, they have the same experience but are under the impression that an inner monologue would have to be something different.
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@Liz_Cheney about those court “rulings” 😐
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@ReneeMartinez98 this is def a lie
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@jaime_sheets @ElieNYC I don’t believe you even know why though, what’s the urgency? If you just went about your life and stopped trying to meddle with things all the time what do you think will happen to you?
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@TheRickWilson There was an episode of Brady Bunch where the kids all get measles and have a fun time staying home from school, yet it’s been removed from Amazon Prime for some reason.
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@AhmedBaba_ @benshapiro one of the girls complaining that her phone was still in the car while the guy lay lifeless on the sidewalk next to her, so yea, there's very likely some systemic culture problem going on with these girls, a complete lack of empathy and maximum materialism
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@Unreelness @whiteboicarti ah ah ah men can still chop it off and become disfigured men
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@WeHearPodcast I don’t see anyone coming through is this not a hot spot?
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@NEWSMAX Yes let’s remove symbols of reunification during a time of heightened division.
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@daralynn13 you misspelled “not have sex while you’re ovulating”
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@_Sean_Mitchell_ @JackPosobiec he would have to be one hell of a computer wizard to truly scrub everything, there are ways at recovering almost anything if hardware is still intact @elonmusk
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@malware_yml this is how you get bed bugs
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@RewiretheWest @SaveYourSons EASY! “Roman currency for most of Roman history consisted of gold, silver, bronze, orichalcum and copper coinage.”
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@mean_toe nobody was trying to overthrow the government
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@stengel "We do not have and never have had a common religion, or a common ethnicity, or a common heritage" I have the 1700s on the line now and they would like to speak with you
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@PostingOften call the cops and report a suspicious empty bag
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@JoshuaPHilll This fact check is very misleading. They changed the entire premise, volcanoes of course have produced more CO2 than humans. Volcanoes have been around a lot longer for one thing… read the fact check to see how narrow and meaningless it is:
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@alx @elonmusk I’m pretty sure that guy is a paid actor and is probably being paid very well to sit in jail.
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@Fishels23 Yet somehow people had children before any of these things existed, otherwise none of us would be here today…
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@ZaleskiLuke the point was to put pressure on the hill to audit the places with shady election activity, whoever was behind the incursion into the building did the opposite of what Trump wanted because it forced the confirmation and debates way off schedule (to say the least), everyone had to
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@greg_price11 He’s making a great argument for a US exit from NATO.
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@xxxxxxxxxxxxqq3 @JosefCookz I think the magnetic field is weakening, it has nothing to do with greenhouse gasses and all that nonsense, there’s just more radiation making it to the surface.
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@NormiePuppet @itssherifield sounds like a skill issue
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@Bindy_Bongo @LeadingReport lmao it’s not a bullet it’s just a primer, casing, and piece of lead
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@0xgaut this is the worst thing I have ever seen
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@Mlondon83 @tunguz well he wasn't lying about the exciting life I guess
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@krassenstein @GetOnTap the premise that birth is forced is a logical fallacy, birth is a natural process, stopping it is the only part that requires force
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@lynn1219 @OmarRiverosays The only people stoking violence are the media and politicians lying about Trump and Trump supporters instead of unifying the country around common goals.
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@remy2cents @SkynetsCreation razor wire saves lives
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@mmeJen @JackPosobiec Yeah I wouldn’t worry about it I don’t think Biden has nearly enough respect to actually pull this off, it would trigger a revolution, 100%.
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@jmduhnke @LqLana That is a country that will collapse within 15 years.
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@Provokethoughtz people do care about pronouns, that’s why they don’t want to be forced to lie with them
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@FordFischer DRUG TEST THE COP
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@ChrisHarrisKC war isn’t murder
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@mjgranger1 @CollinRugg yeah forget taxes everything should just be done by tolls, that way if you don’t want to use the public service you don’t have to pay the “tax” for it
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@MadeeRN these shoes are pretty lit tho
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@SemperLibertas @RepTroyNehls joining in a global forum that espouses views which clash directly with national sovereignty and the integrity of our constitutional government, it’s seen as a conflict of interest, no American politician should be giving legitimacy to these people, Trump shouldn’t have either
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@PrangnellEric @JoJoFromJerz instead they’ll kill you (for free!) at the hospital as the recommended treatment for being poor
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@jilevin That wasn’t capitalism…
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@TedTurder @RpsAgainstTrump The reason he has to take it down is because it’s DCMA’d due to Chapelle copyright, no phones were allowed in the audience.
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