Michael Cates
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Luton Town FC. Texas Longhorns. Chicago. Dallas. “Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile”
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Whoever said “don’t meet your heroes” picked a bad hero. I, on the other hand, picked
@LukeDBerry
.
Btw,
#ttasu
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Anyone hiring in Luton? Thinking I might need to relocate. That place is special.
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I’m pretty sure yesterday was a dream, but in case it really happened, thank you
@RyMac273
for the ticket,
@MikeJFanning
for bringing me alongside at the Kenny, &
@Jezltfc
for welcoming me at the Bricklayers Arms. To everyone else I met, wow, what an incredible group of humans.
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Supporting
@LutonTown
at the
@ChiMarathon
today. Gotta pass the time during the international break somehow…
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I’ve been in Vegas for both
@LutonTown
victories this season. Obviously that has been the difference. I’ll be setting up a fundraising site for supporters to send me back here for all remaining fixtures. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make to ensure the town stays up.
#ttasu
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“Train up a child in the way she should go: And when she is old, she will not depart from it.”
@PellyRuddock
, this California girl has been all-in since you tapped your wrist against Wycombe. All she wanted for her birthday was a Pelly shirt.
#legend
@LutonTown
#seeyouinApril
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The
@premierleague
season is a marathon, not a sprint. So in solidarity with
@lutontown
, tomorrow I will be running 26.2 miles in Eugene, Oregon.
#tracktownusa
#coyh
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Remember that time Clicker scored his first
@premierleague
goal? Here it is accompanied by the soothing sounds of an American lady giving her heart to
@LutonTown
.
@PLinUSA
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Is
@PellyRuddock
the glue? Is he who holds everything together for
@LutonTown
? Trying to figure out what’s missing…
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Luton Town are currently 3rd in the Championship.
Incredible to think that this jackass will enter the sacred grounds of Kenilworth Road this season…
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I think
@RBarkley8
has been playing the role of coach during training. Either that or his passing and vision is contagious. What a beautiful half of football by the Hatters. Come on,
@LutonTown
!
#forlocks
#coyh
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Sometimes you gotta forego the
#SuperBowl
for your daughter's
#superhero
. Thanks
@JESSIEgraffPWR
for being the best bday present ever!
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How does the Mads signing impact Lockyer’s negotiations? Hope we get good news from the captain soon.
#coyh
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You will be missed,
@SonnyBradley91
!
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Celebrating Father’s Day a bit late, but it was worth the wait thanks to my daughter’s drawing of
@LukeDBerry
. Pretty sure that this is what he’s been waiting for to convince him to sign a long-term contract with
@LutonTown
. Hoping for good news when I wake up tomorrow morning!
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On my visit to the Kenny this past week someone said that supporting
@LutonTown
was always up and down and never boring. Given the history of the Town’s supporters, I’d say we’ve got them right where we want them. Tuesday can’t come quickly enough.
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What an amazing club. I’ll remember this season for the rest of my life. Thank you,
@LutonTown
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Take your daughter to work day? More like “fly your daughter to LA because you won tickets to a private
@ColdWarKids
show” day. What an unforgettable experience. Thanks, guys. See y’all again in NorCal in a few months…
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I feel like
@BartYasso
and
@mikewardian
would want to know about this... 330 miles from Eureka, CA to Mt. Shasta.
#californiauntamed
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Hey
@BartYasso
do u know about
@WLTTForALS
? They just completed the
#worldslongestturkeytrot
and my buddy
@sivabalu
ran it! Here he is at mile 50 (aka the WI/IL border).
#100miles
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Best of luck in the playoffs to everyone at
@LutonTown
! I’ll be watching/screaming from my living room Cali. Come on you Hatters! See you again next season…
#coyh
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Anyone know of a good spot to watch the Hatters in Vegas?
@AraciMark
@LutonTownUSA
@LutonTownCanada
@diannejolly1
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@LutonTown
Unsung hero here is Lockyer. Shouts at the player on the ground and then shoves the first person approaching the Lawn Lad. Perfect teammate and captain.
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For those who are tracking the
#mountainfire
you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. This website shows the wind patterns in real time:
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@RyMac273
@MikeJFanning
@Jezltfc
@Ironman_LTFC
@TimPatriot
I’m bringing my wife and 2 daughters to the Bournemouth game. If anyone hears of 4 tickets together please let me know! Regardless, see y’all at the Brickies or around the Kenny that weekend!
I’m pretty sure yesterday was a dream, but in case it really happened, thank you
@RyMac273
for the ticket,
@MikeJFanning
for bringing me alongside at the Kenny, &
@Jezltfc
for welcoming me at the Bricklayers Arms. To everyone else I met, wow, what an incredible group of humans.
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@LutonNews_LTFC
Luke Berry. His is goals the past two seasons have been the difference between being in a playoff position and being out of playoff position. Plus if he left I’d die of a broken heart so for my own sake I need him to sign a longer deal.
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@nut_history
The kid who threw me the first one I ever saw. I dove out of the box and next thing I knew it was 0-1.
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@SSE_LTFC
Excellent observation. No idea how he plays, but I’m a huge Krul fan. Never seen him without a smile on his face.
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Another
@LukeDBerry
appreciation post: after second own goal camera pans to the bench with Bezza clearly screaming, “Let’s f***ing go!”
#coyh
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My PL patch is peeling off and it feels like when Marty McFly’s siblings started to fade away in his family picture. But there are still four more “Enchantment Under the Sea” dances left for
@LutonTown
to knock out the bully and kiss the girl.
#ttasu
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Thanks
@TakedaOncology
for a great
#NewEraPanel
. If you need a break from
#ASCO15
come to the
@LurieCancer
#LurieCelebrates
5K Sunday at 9am
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Basketball tryouts tomorrow so she will be wearing her
@PellyRuddock
shirt for good luck. Side note: What’s the basketball version of “only scores bangers?”
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Elijah Anuoluwapo Oluwaferanmi Oluwatomi Oluwalana Ayomikulehin Adebayo
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A plan should also involve community.
#cancer
can be isolating but it doesn't need to be. No one should fight alone.
#survivorshipcare
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@OhWhenTheTown
Just seeing these new Twitter spaces. Would you boys be up for opening a live chat for an upcoming game?
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Can
@LutonTown
just re-sign everyone this summer so they can run it back? I don't think I can handle saying goodbye to a single player.
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@LutonNews_LTFC
How long is the squad going to be in Vegas and, unrelated, is anyone familiar with Nevada law re: jail time for stalking recently promoted Championship clubs?
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@Super70sSports
I heard “Call Me Al” this evening and had the thought the Paul Simon was so much better off after dropping Garfunkel. Then I thought how that thought would probably piss people off. Guess here’s my chance.
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@LutonTownExile
The only thing with him playing 90 is that we expect him to score within 10 minutes, and when he doesn’t it feels like he’s not making his regular impact. But look at the
@CarltonJM
goal.
@LukeDBerry
was right there. He will always be right there.
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@MikeJFanning
@GaryAlanMcPheat
Mike! Thank you for giving me such a warm welcome. You and Gary are amazing ambassadors for the club. I couldn’t have had a better experience for my first ever visit to Kenilworth Road.
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@OhWhenTheTown
Not sure why he didn’t feature against Bristol City. He drove them bonkers last season. Glad he got the start today. And so glad to get the first win. When this squad comes together it’s going to be a thing of beauty. My goodness how I love
@LutonTown
.
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Nothing compares.
Quote tweet this with the best stadium in sports.
We’ll start:
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Thank you,
@ColdWarKids
! A great 4th weekend at
@sterngrovefest
. My daughter got complimented on knowing all the lyrics while a stranger took a pull off a bottle of wine. First concert in the books!
#first
#robbersandcowards
#stjohn
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I just wrote for a check for groceries at Trader Joe’s. In 2018.
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@JoshRobinson23
great article! Amazing to see
@LutonTown
in the
@wsj
. For any follow up articles (screenplays?) I’d recommend speaking with a few guys who have been there through all the ups & downs.
@MikeJFanning
@GaryAlanMcPheat
@AraciMark
@Jezltfc
are docu-worthy interviews.
Four promotions in nine years later, Luton Town is in the Premier League.
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@UTBarstool
@EricMetcalf21
When we invent time machines I’m immediately taking this screenshot to me as a kid.
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Time to enjoy this lovely day in LA after
@LutonTown
move into playoff position. Special shout out to the Scandinavian Hatters for today’s show of support!
#coyh
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@Ablordesays
@AKoopersmith
@PritzkerVC
@ZelkovaVC
@techstars
@portfolia
@4DegreesAI
@jebory
and
@RDubbyaA
I guess y’all had just one too many degrees. 5 was just too much for anyone to handle.
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I’m guessing that the new
@LutonTown
kit will be released any day now. Last year it was a slow rollout beginning 18 July, and the year before it happened on the 25th. Just in case anyone was wondering.
#coyh
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@USMNT
I’m having a similar feeling to when your favo(u)rite band is discovered by the masses.
@lutontown
is the most incredible football club in the world, and I don’t want to share them with my fellow Americans.
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Another beautiful moment was when we all expected a
@PellyRuddock
banger. It was the shot that never was, but we all felt it, didn’t we?
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@TakedaOncology
to start: nutrition plan, calendar of future appts, applicable resources like
@ImermanAngels
and
#ct5k
#survivorshipcare
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You might think all of these injuries would derail
@LutonTown
, but it really doesn’t even seem to matter. You could take all of the names and numbers off the jerseys because whoever is on the pitch at any given time is going to step up and get the job done.
#coyh
#ttagu
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That
@RBarkley8
goal was one of the most physically satisfying experiences of my life. It’s like it found an itch I didn’t even know needed scratching. I’m pretty sure I’m going to sleep better tonight.
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Thanks .
@brooksrunning
& .
@FleetFeetChgo
for supporting
@UlmanCancerFnd
&
#CancerTo5K
! U R fighting
#cancer
with us!
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Just say the word, ohhhhhh, su
#sussudiomarathon
. In 12 hours I will run my 7th marathon, but it will be the first I’ve ever run while listening to Sussudio on repeat.
@PhilCollinsFeed
#reddingmarathon
#worldrecord
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Incredible work by
@LutonTown
to flip this “sh*t entrance” into a revenue generating asset and
@Dominos_UK
@dominos
for knowing they are getting a 5 min ad before every game while creating a direct connection to their target market. I miss the old sign, but the iron’s hot.
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Looking forward to spending my bday at
#DodgerStadium
6 years after Tom Grieve wished me well during cancer treatment. Thanks
@Rangers
for the support! Let's make like
@astros
and beat the
@Dodgers
on 6/12
#cancersurvivor
#ImStillAlive
go
@hpscotslive
, sorry
@ClaytonKersh22
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Got the video feed from ESPN+ but I’m opting for the one and only
@SimonStattoP
for my audio. Let’s do this,
@LutonTown
!
#coyh
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And with that, thank you, LA.
#UniteLA
was fun, and I'm proud to say I finished the
#lamarathon
.
#CancerLosesAgain
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Go Scots. Go Gers. This is incredible news. Can’t believe I can say I got to play on the same field with him once upon a time. Way to go, Chris!
@Rangers
OFFICIAL: Chris Young has been hired as Executive Vice President & General Manager.
Young, a Dallas native and
@MLB
's SVP of On-Field Operation, will work under Jon Daniels, President of Baseball Operations, in all areas of the department.
Welcome home, Chris!
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@PellyRuddock
Thanks, Pelly! She made the team! Btw she recently sent you a letter and drawing to the Brache. Hope you got it!
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This might turn into an Oscars speech before long, but I also need to thank
@crapbearddad
and
@ltfc4ever1976
for conspiring to get me pitchside. What an unforgettable experience.
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I'm attempting to become the first person in history to run a marathon while listening to
#sussudio
on repeat to raise money for .
@ryanhall3
and his
@StepsFoundation
. Please donate
@CrowdRise
: .
@PhilCollinsFeed
#ethiopia
#cleanwater
#EndPoverty
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@LutonTown
My daughter made me a
#COYH
bracelet today. She must have known I needed something to tide me over til the kit release.
@Nakamba_11
I’m happy to get you one if it helps seal the deal.
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