Carmie Bryantini
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a great gelatin consciousness everlasting
L.A.
Joined November 2008
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Is there a single TV show with better opening credits than Ted Lasso? 🥹
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he has absolutely no idea who Rob Lowe is lol.
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my cancellable take is that Thanksgiving rocks and the pernicious colonialist myth about its origins are very easy to decouple from the holiday. it’s basically the American harvest festival.
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Wokism is not a religion it’s a full blown cult. I’m starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.
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JOHN!!! NO!! JOHN!!! THE TRACKING FORCE ON A CROSLEY WILL DAMAGE YOUR RECORDS AND THE BUILT-IN SPEAKERS WILL CAUSE POOR PLAYBACK! JOHN!!! THE AUDIO-TECHNICA AT-LP70X IS A GOOD BANG FOR YOUR BUCK STARTER TURNTABLE! JOHN!!!
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I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im The Actor In The Audience At The Megalopolis Screening Talking To Adam Driver
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did they eat the tar.
#DEVELOPING: At least 8 teens hospitalized after ingesting unknown substance near La Brea Tar Pits, LAFD says
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when Panda Express reloads the orange chicken with a fresh batch right as you’re about to order it
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ok “Shinzo Abe blown away” is one of the best lyrics ever.
did Fall Out Boy seriously cover “We Didn’t Start the Fire” with updated lyrics you’re joking right.
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alright this broke containment. before i mute: .✅ four day weekend.✅ secular.✅ brings families together.✅ eating lots of food.✅ football.✅ the origin myth is easily debunkable nor is it part of Lincoln’s official declaration .✅ there’s always some big movie that comes.
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Bari Weiss, Andrew Sullivan, and Ben Shapiro getting together to form their own outlet:.
me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point.
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god this feels so viscerally racist when i know that it isn’t.
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the way Adam Sandler delivers the line "I'M SO SAAAAAD, I'M SO FUCKED UP".
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Dakota Johnson being rude and having absolutely no time for anyone else only makes her hotter to me i’m sorry but i am just built that way.
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like all i’ve seen of Ted Lasso is that workplace training video-ass scene about revenge porn and now this. this is what people are passionate about?!.
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if the dish is a bunch of food stuffed into leaves and steamed you know that shit is fire
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassin.Look Alike Competition. December 5 - 3 PM.NYPD Midtown North Precinct.$50 Cash Prize.
Grinning suspect who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Police seen in newly released pics
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personally, i like leaving my apartment and going out to watch movies on equipment bigger, louder and better than anything i could conceivably have at home, sometimes on 35mm and in a space where i’m forced to not stare at my phone. sorry if this is a moral failure of mine.
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“I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.”.
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what alternate ending were you hoping for with Inglourious Basterds….
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no LP sleeve has ever gone harder than the fold-out one for Isaac Hayes’s Black Moses
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the Facebook post by David Lynch's family announcing his death made me cry
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smoking one for Laika. she was a good dog.
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“grimdark” you are a professional writer.
#KillersOfTheFlowerMoon earning $23 million "despite" being a grimdark, 3.5-hour, action-free, period-piece drama is above all else a testament to Leonardo DiCaprio remaining the last of the unmitigated butts-in-seats movie stars. #boxoffice
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this is an inherently silly and anthrocentric view of emotions and intellectual capability. humans have spent millennia trying to understand what “love” is between people, it’s silly to declare that any other type of animal is incapable of it.
your dog and cat do not "love" you. they are animals who are food and comfort-motivated and/or have been bred to be affectionate. they are not capable of human emotion. nor should you expect them to be ♥️.
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@RichLowry these are the kind of asinine takes one makes when your political identity is simply being a part of the Culture Wars.
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LCJ lore gets deeper and deeper.
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if the CIA wanted to kill Stanley Kubrick for making Eyes Wide Shut they would have done it during its production. it’s obvious they didn’t want him to make his Napoleon movie. what are they trying to hide?.
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if you guys enjoyed this episode of Game of Thrones characters sitting around and doing nothing but talk to each other have you also considered arthouse movies.
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K-Pop Brian De Palma. Krautrock Alfred Hitchcock. Afrobeat John Ford. Cantopop Steven Spielberg. Norteño Ernst Lubitsch. Reggaeton Woody Allen.
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people on here will tweet anything. “People who watch John Ford movies have hoes.” No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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“one of the best first half-hours of a film I’ve seen in years” lmao.
#ISawTheTVGlow has one of the best first half-hours of a film I've seen in years. Love what it says about friendships and TV programs. Smith and Lundy-Paine are excellent. Bold filmmaking from Jane Schoenbrun. Makes for a terrific double feature with "Late Night with the Devil".
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@thamosdeaf i think the big one for a lot of people was that Kate Bush is lying with two literal hounds on this cover
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Chris Kattan’s silence this past weekend has been deafening.
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my gf paid $25 for this Zoom stream with John Waters and Jim Jarmusch and the question she asked John Waters was whether or not he thinks Adam Driver is hot
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Alex Garland could have made a more politically accurate map of a fictional civil war if he looked at map of college football conferences instead of coming up with whatever this is
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thinking about the woman who sat next to me when i saw Drive My Car and thought that Misaki stole the titular car at the end of the movie.
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the replies are filled with thrillers or horror movies but the one that’s actually most true to life just came out last year
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literally what do any of these words mean.
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i picked this up at a yard sale and my gf said, “hey isn’t that photo of your friend… that one guy? on twitter?”
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i hope Harrison Ford continues to do what he loves doing on his 78th birthday, which is flying recklessly and smoking lots of weed.
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@nickusen i love sharing this whenever i can: years ago my exgf found Simon Herzog's profile on a DIY website where he shared an apron he made for his dad as a birthday present. the commenters seemingly had no clue!
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this ECM cover from 1981 looks like Pitchfork gave it a 7.6 sometime between 2001 and 2013
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this screenshot looks like Peggy and Hank are starring in an adaptation of All That Heaven Allows.
the two weeks before Election Day are, in my opinion, some of the most critical days
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David Lynch had emphysema because he was a lifelong chainsmoker can we not do this.
David Lynch died in his city of L.A. prob in no small part from the air quality via the fires created by white colonialism that his work tried to expose as our violent hegemony — spending his final years afraid to leave his home because COVID indifference threatened his emphysema.
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this dude figured out that Trump has COVID an hour before Trump tweeted by checking the skies for the military's Death Planes. chilling.
RT There's an E-6B Mercury off the east coast near DC. I looked because I would expect them to pop up if he tests positive. It's a message to the small group of adversaries with SLBMs and ICBMs.
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Chet Hanks said “no calling girls ‘smokeshows’” and that includes Elaine May.
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i was gonna make some joke about doing a crossword puzzle with Natasha Lyonne being some horny fantasy but while browsing this i stumbled on something i want more than anything else in the world
Actual things you can bid on:.- Lena Dunham painting a mural in your house.-Natasha Lyonne helping you with a crossword.- Adam Scott walking your dog.- Carmy’s apron.
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LeBron James watching Avatar: The Way of Water:.
🕷️ you're INSANE!!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
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A.O. Scott calling J.J. Abrams "perhaps the most consistent B student in modern popular culture" is sending me.
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it’s not a KTown rally until someone busts out the sign made from a Shin Ramyun box
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@Hegelbon can’t decide if this was a bit, if you set yourself up for this, or if your supposed friend did.
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today is Clueless's 22nd birthday and it's still a virgin who can't drive
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I’m seeing a lot of journalists calling Neil Young a “legend” and Joni Mitchell a “folk singer” when she’s been inducted in the hall of fame TWICE.
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my mom is watching The Irishman but isn't pausing when she steps out of the room or looks away from the TV (she's prepping for dinner tonight) and it's giving me *so* much anxiety that she isn't catching all of the movie and you know what it's fine not gonna let this ruin Christm.
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got a few joke responses about dinosaurs to which i say: it’s Pleistocene mammals you imbeciles. you fucking morons.
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now the Q forums are saying that Garth Brooks is actually somebody named Chris Gaines.
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people waiting to crowd into a subway train doesn't generate the same amount of carbon emissions that 16,000 cars idling for an hour and a half does.
People complain about traffic at Dodger stadium. This is way worse.
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absolutely insulting to Asian-Americans to think this piece of shit movie will be of any importance to us.
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logged onto Letterboxd to look up something and man these TMDb poster graphics are just a nightmare look at this shit
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a boomer in a Jethro Tull shirt sitting next to me asked me what this was about, to which i responded, “wait you didn’t hear about this?!” he immediately said, “don’t tell me don’t tell me!” he LOVED the movie lol.
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“Not beautiful images, but necessary images.” - Robert Bresson
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@capybaroness reminds me of the only thing i remember from the Angelina Jolie movie Salt: the line, "He's one of the world's top arachnologists, and as such enjoys pretty much unrestricted access to the borders of North Korea.".
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My sources say the death penalty, for releasing #eternals spoilers, being considered for press and other audiences seeing a movie early. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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@rachelmillman the LA billboard is where it is because it’s on Broadway and not because it is the largest and most obnoxious digital billboard in the city.
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uhh apparently a dozen Youssef Chahine films are on Netflix now? watch Cairo Station if you haven't already.
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boring ass tweet but man a *lot* of you have gone out to watch the latest piece of shit from Marvel on opening weekend.
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it's cool how Tarantino and Scorsese are probably the two people most responsible for introducing American audiences to a world of cinema made by and for non-white people and yet we still end up just arguing about them anyway.
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they should create a Republican Party but for the left.
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