brycicle 🚲
@Brycicle77
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christian | father | engineer
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Joined September 2023
@zekramu paper trail and more async. if i send an email, i don't expect a response same day, and that's a good thing.
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you get $1000 every day but you have to have a genuine conversation with Logan Paul for at least 30 minutes daily. feigning interest or not conversing means you lose $1000 instead. how long do you commit to this?.
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@PicoPaco17 ah, as a 141IQ man (better than you), I like to filter my potential mates by offering a match of 8ball pool in our iMessages. An intelligent woman is not intimidated by this thoughtful gesture of playful sportsmanship, filtering all woman below 121IQ.
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Guys can someone help me with my budget. Rent - $2000.Gas - $200.Electricity - $300.Chilis - $6000.
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Anime PFP means you’ve watched anime instead of studying math. Your account is now banned.
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I’m not ashamed to admit I’m learning Go because I want a job.
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How does he keep poasting like this.
WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!
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reading comprehension on x is literally so poor, it makes 70% of interactions uselss.
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Per my wife’s request, the Christmas tree is already up. Yes, we’re that white.
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My son calls me into his room when he’s supposed to be sleeping. I ask him what’s wrong. “What’s your favorite truck?”.
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my son is in the “why? why? why?” stage, so im becoming an excellent mansplainer.
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Wait, did everyone really decide to fight an online race war on Christmas?.
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I didn’t say what kind of tier list
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WEEB HELP NEEDED. What’s an anime a “normie woman” might like?. My wife is cartoonist, as in racist against cartoons and anime, but I’d like to change that. Good dub preferred, minimal to no fan service (it’s cringe). “Slice of life” seems good? I’m new too. Thanks
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@DeepDishEnjoyer one time the pollster stopped me as I was pulling out my ID like “no no no you don’t need that”.??.
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Eating breakfast with my 3 yr old and he asks “why we eat breakfast?”. I say “well how would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast?”. “HUNGRY!”.
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Ask not what your followers can reply to you, but what you can reply to your followers
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my son took the crushed red pepper from the pantry and put it in the corner of our master closet because he “thought we would like it there.” .a true high agency individual.
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