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Pōneke / Wellington
Joined September 2017
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@Tiare_MP
Tiare
3 years
The ā€œMPā€ in my name isnā€™t because Iā€™m pretentious and want to be an MP itā€™s just the initials of my double-barrelled surname.
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1 month
Itā€™s so funny that KFC is still KFC in France but is PFK in Quebec.
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6 months
Can you imagine showing this to someone a year ago
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3 months
Idk if you want to work in a place where Māori people and their traditions donā€™t exist maybe move country šŸ¤·.
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10 months
God he is so based
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6 months
this is so funny
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2 months
Throwback to the time that the Liberals won every seat in the New Brunswick legislature so the Premier had to appoint members of his own party to the opposition.
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Tiare
4 months
'God save New Zealand' is not a line in the national anthem.
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Tiare
3 months
Okay this has to be the most watched NZ politics video by now right?
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1 year
A story of landlords and tenants.
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3 months
Alright this is my prediction a week and a bit out.
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2 months
imagine getting a call from your party leader and being really excited to get a cabinet spot only to be told that you had to go sit in the pretend opposition.
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Tiare
4 months
Hundreds and 35 thousand are two very different numbers
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1 year
Governing parties of Australia. (less colourful than the Canadian one)
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Tiare
1 year
This is fucking abhorrent. Mum had brain and bowel cancer. I genuinely have no idea how we lived for those three (ish) years before she died, but I know that she wouldn't have been able to work for 10 hours a week. Any respect I had for Luxon is gone. Utter cunt.
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Nick
1 year
Here's Luxon saying he believes that someone on the JobSeeker benefit, who has cancer, should still be looking to work 10 hours a week:
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2 months
Bwahaahahaha
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4 months
Sorry I thought Wellington was dying
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Tiare
9 months
New Zealand Airports be like ā€œthis is gate 4ā€ and itā€™s just a door to the outside of the building.
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Tiare
3 months
Nova Scotia may be the only Canadian province where all of the main party logos are really good.
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Tiare
4 months
Make no mistake the government is inventing reasons to replace Wellington City Council with commissioners. The vast majority of this city is left wing and they donā€™t like it.
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Tiare
5 months
I thought we were broke? Where the fuck they find $32.9b.
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3 months
Lmao
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5 months
Might be a hot take but I donā€™t think our national ambulance service should be a charity.
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Tiare
3 months
Appointing a Crown Observer to oversee Wellington City Council is a hilarious move by a party which campaigned on putting 'power back to local councils'.
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5 months
No one:.Not a soul:.New Zealand Universities: BRUTALISM.
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4 months
Greetings from 2029
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Tiare
10 months
Incredible things happening on TikTok
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2 months
Are there any other parties that compete in multiple countries like Sinn Fein?.
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4 months
Have I mentioned how much I love the spinoff?
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2 months
New Zealanders be like: I canā€™t wait for summer!.The summer:
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Tiare
1 year
Notable election debate moments:. - I love you, Mr. Lange (Muldoon to Lange, 1984).- The worm (2002).- Show me the money! (Key to Goff, 2011).- My husband is Samoan, so Talofa (Judith to NZ, 2020).- None of my MPs beat people up with a bed leg (Chippy to Luxon, 2023).
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6 months
New worst way to show the electoral college just dropped
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1 year
Ages of party representatives on TVNZā€™s young voters debate:. - Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke (Māori): 20.- ChloĆ« Swarbrick (Green): 29.- Brooke van Velden (ACT): 30.- Arena Williams (Labour): 33.- Lee Donoghue (NZ First): 39.- Erica Stanford (National): 45.
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Tiare
3 months
Barbara is an idiot. The narrative that Māori, one of the most disadvantaged groups in the country, somehow have ā€œtoo muchā€ is hilarious. Donā€™t be like Barbara.
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2 months
The idea of a Māori Parliament sitting alongside the existing Parliament isnā€™t so far fetched, and exists overseas. Norway, Sweden and Finland have the SĆ”mi Parliaments for the indigenous SĆ”mi people of Scandinavia. Thereā€™s also an Assembly for Swedish speakers in Finland.
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3 months
Christopher Luxon gives the vibe that heā€™s one minor inconvenience away from resigning and going overseas for the rest of his life.
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Tiare
7 months
If the fucking Palace, in **London**, can bother to issue this release in Māori, Karen from ā€œtowelpoā€ has no excuse.
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Tiare
3 months
Redstralia is coming to an end.
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Tiare
1 year
Bro youā€™ve been in office for less than a day šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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Tiare
3 months
Whakaata Māoriā€™s video on TikTok about the Haka has nearly 5 million likes.
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Tiare
2 years
wow this new marketting campaign from auckland transport is a bit aggressive.
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2 months
Sorry I feel like it isnā€™t talked enough about how the French Government committed an act of state-sponsored terrorism against NZ.
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Tiare
5 months
Seymour opening the Ministry of Regulation only for it to immediately criticise his Treaty Principals Bill is hilarious.
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Tiare
3 months
With the call in New Brunswick, the Liberals now control three provincial governments in Canada (and the Federal Government).
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3 years
this is the saddest table in existence
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3 months
My congratulations to Sinead Boucher and The Post for sucessfully doing in the impossible in changing my mind to supporting Tory Whanau for a second term. The left needs to show a united front in the face of an attack by a group of washed up elites who donā€™t like democracy.
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1 year
ā€œwrong wayā€ real.
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2 months
wait what do you mean the liberals canā€™t just remove him?. canada you have the worst westminster system out of the rest of us.
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Tiare
2 months
Luxon said ā€œWhat Iā€™d Say To Youā€ TWENTY FOUR TIMES in that Q+A interview yesterday.
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Tiare
6 months
Why do u, an accountant in Wellington, own a Ford Ranger.
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5 months
The flags at parliament arenā€™t at half mast??. (They are at Te Papa and literally everywhere else)
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5 months
lol
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2 months
How do you be Prime Minister for nine years, win three elections, and have this level of terrible political judgement.
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3 months
Can Barry Soper fucking read?. She won in a landslide on first preferences. 42% to 16%. Moron.
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3 months
Barry Soper: How did Tory Whanau get the Wellington mayoralty?.
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Tiare
1 year
there is literally nothing wrong with this statement and the pearl clutchers can go fuck themselves.
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Nanaia Mahuta
1 year
Aotearoa New Zealand šŸ‡³šŸ‡æis deeply concerned at the outbreak of conflict between Israel and Gaza. We call for the immediate cessation of violence. The protection of all civilians, and upholding of international humanitarian law is essential.
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3 months
I think the funniest outcome is that Harris wins in a landslide on election night and Trump just gives up and concedes.
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1 month
Iceland's new Prime Minister, KristrĆŗn FrostadĆ³ttir, was sworn in two days ago and becomes the youngest state leader in the world at 36. She's a Social Democrat and her new government has proposed an EU referendum scheduled for 2027.
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Tiare
2 years
Iā€™d get a better tax cut out of the Greens than I would with National thatā€™s so fucking funny.
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3 months
(These colours serve the primary purpose of annoying everybody).
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Tiare
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I was in a head on crash in December ā€“ we were doing about 60 and they were doing about 80. If we had both been doing 100, Iā€™d probably be severely injured, or dead. Lower speed limits save lives. This is a wreckless move that will lead to a higher road toll.
@SimeonBrownMP
Simeon Brown
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#BREAKING ā€“ Reversals to Labourā€™s blanket speed limit reductions start tonight and will be in place by 1 July! . Kiwis rejected Labourā€™s blanket speed limit reductions and our Government is delivering.
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7 months
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY (robert muldoon and the third national government) STOLE FROM US
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2 months
I am begging the Labour Party to not fall into the stupid Wealth Tax trap. Stick with a GCT. Itā€™s easier to market and most New Zealanders support it anyway.
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Ok I made an ill fated attempt to escooter to New Brighton beach, got lost, and have found myself in the Avon Red Zone. And, just, holy fucking shit.
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7 months
Bus. Auckland Transport are trialing a bus.
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3 months
Which Canadian party has the best logo?
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11 months
Damn itā€™s a shame he was never a finance minister in a historic one party majority government
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2 months
I regret to inform the Labour Party that you actually have to deliver stuff if you win an election.
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2 years
The Canadians tend to create bilingual logos for their political parties - in both French and English. So I thought I'd attempt to do the same with our big four political parties. to varying levels of success.
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Conservatives be like ā€œFIX THE PIPES!!1!11!ā€. my brother in christ why did you not maintain the pipes when you controlled the council for thirty years.
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2 months
Lmao this is the 3rd poll showing Te Pāti Māori at a record a high, racists will be seething.
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1 year
Things Christopher Luxon (likely the next Prime Minister) has accidentally promised in the leaders debates: . - Free school lunches for the entire country.- Legalisation of MDMA.- Legalisation of weed.- The installation of Winston Peters as Prime Minister.
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Okay is he just a fucking idiot or what?. Why does he insist on reminding the country heā€™s rich.
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4 months
50 bucks says that they're all gone by 2027.
@chrisluxonmp
Christopher Luxon
4 months
As leaders of Australia, Canada and New Zealand, we met today to reaffirm our shared values and commitment to work together on international trade, the rule of law, climate change action, and international peace and security.
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6 months
1. Waitakere
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@JamesLucasIT
James Lucas
6 months
Thread of the most beautiful train stations on Earth šŸ§µ . 1. Antwerp, Belgium
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Tiare
11 months
Babe wake up Newshub is trying to roll another National leader.
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Nick
11 months
Newshub pulled no punches in their coverage of Luxon's "entitlement" to paying himself thousands in taxpayer money to live in his mortgage-free apartment:
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@feulaflamme This is not remotely the same and youā€™re an idiot if you actually think this. (See: Deutschland, TĆ¼rkiye, Nippon, etc).
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Where the fuck has this Hipkins been the whole time???.
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donā€™t think the nz herald understands how much i donā€™t care about john keyā€™s takes
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2 months
Canada will be forced, kicking and screaming, into adopting a proper Conservative-Social Democratic two party system whether it likes it or not.
@RealAlbanianPat
CharestistešŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ
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Latest Abacus Poll modelled out. šŸ”µCON: 226 seats (+107).šŸŸ NDP: 47 seats (+22).āšœļøBQ: 43 seats (+11).šŸ”“LIB: 26 seats (-134).šŸŸ¢GRN: 1 seat (-1). šŸ”µConservative Majority Government. Feel free to ask for any ridings
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šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”
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@BBCNewsPR
BBC News Press Team
2 months
BBC 100 Women is back! From over 20 countries, meet the inspiring trailblazers & community heroes who have shown remarkable resilience this year ā¬‡ļø . #BBC100Women
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Tiare
8 months
God I love The Spinoff
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4 months
Wellington isnā€™t dying, its population just isnā€™t interested in visiting shops and so-called ā€˜institutionsā€™ that have existed since the 90s. Better and newer shops exist now! (Shock, horror).
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3 months
If you think whatā€™s happened in America wonā€™t happen here I have bad news for you.
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9 months
oh my fucking god
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9 months
Flatmate just informed me that an MP was outside our flat taking a selfie with the Labour sign in our window???.
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1 year
the new government is going to have three post cabinet press conferences a week:.- one on monday headed by luxon after cabinet meets.- one on tuesday headed by willis to clarify everything said on monday.- one on wednesday headed by peters to undo everything said by the other two.
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ā€œDavid Seymour thinks the treaty was an agreement between races, and heā€™s got that fundementally wrongā€. chris finlayson is incredibly based.
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10 months
Look I like Jack Tame and think heā€™s a great interviewer, but letting the Israeli Ambassador getting away with saying things like ā€œIsrael is following international lawā€ without challenge, and giving him a platform to spout propaganda for 30 minutes is concerning.
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11 months
Guy who slammed the last government for doing things with out telling anyone now saying he can do things without telling anyone.
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If you were wondering how long Winston Peters is been in parliament, he voted against the Homosexual Law Reform Act in 1986.
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2 months
>$17.50 to get the train up to Palmerston North tonight.>$49.50 to get the bus back to Wellington on Saturday. Why the fuck are we letting the private sector rob us blind? The Capital Connection should be operating on weekends.
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If people do not want to be fined for driving in a bus lane then maybe they should not drive in a bus lane
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1 year
Hipkins just admitted to having a road cone in his flat as a student so heā€™s won the election.
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1 year
god i love this country
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Sorry, a group of oligarchs has been working in secret for months to undermine the democratically elected council?. Since when did we live in fucking Russia?.
@snarky_mk
SnarkyMcSnark
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@Publicwrongs Not a great look tbh
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Tiare
1 year
greetings from three weeks in the future
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3 months
Why would you take this photo with a fucking naval ship in the background šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. Beyond belief.
@chrisluxonmp
Christopher Luxon
3 months
King Charles III has a great love of New Zealand. It was a pleasure to have an audience with His Majesty today in Samoa.
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2 months
This is perhaps the funniest bit from the new poll
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1 year
????????. this isnā€™t how MMP works? vote splitting in electorates is hugely irrelevant and had nothing to do with labourā€™s loss.
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Tiare
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ā€¦all three pandoro cafes are in places that have not had cycleways or bus lanes installed. .
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Ethan Manera
5 months
Wellington's Pandoro cafes are closing down today, the latest in a string of hospitality and retail closures in the capital. Owner Tony Beazley told @NewstalkZB he blames the struggling local economy and the council removing car parking by building bus and cycle lanes.
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1 year
Congratulations to David Seymour for changing my apathetic views of the voting from ā€œI donā€™t really careā€ to ā€œMake it 16 immediatelyā€.
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