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@BrianBLevinson

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@BrianBLevinson
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Ben doesn't understand Don Quixote
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you can't truly appreciate Heathcliff unless you read it every day
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@parasocialyte the only way this is disrespectful is it's only one drunk woman and she didn't rip onlookers to shreds afterward in booze-fueled religious ecstasy
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@JesseKellyDC It's only OK to cry in Congress when you're reminiscing about calendars
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The weirdest part of this is how everyone keeps acting like the May 2024 economy is the same as the June 2022 economy. It very much isn't! Wage growth has outpaced inflation for FIFTEEN STRAIGHT MONTHS!
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If the inflation rate over a period is 20% and wages grow 25% most people are literally better off than before. It’s wild to watch so many people from across the political spectrum rally around the idea that this constitutes an economic disaster - cheering for people to be poorer
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@Churono LOL you're right. "I realize my metaphor makes the opposite point of what I'm trying to say, BUT... what if it didn't?"
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@morninggloria "extremely not helping" is what lena dunham has always been about
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@Captain_RibMan @foodisanart @mamaJanny @juliabrady12 @alabgmont @MichaelAvona @CarolVanover @FoxNews Be nice. The folks working the Sunday shift at the Macedonian troll farm aren't the best of the lot, but at least they're trying.
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@MattBors It's still a bad movie (Tom Petty aside) but everyone should read David Brin's original novel. You learn that a right-wing demagogue led a movement of "hypersurvivalists" who turned manageable crises into a full-blown apocalypse
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@keeltyc No the windmills run away from him. With their cash
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@benschwartz_ You're right that Cliff is on the way down, but both this scene and the fact that he murdered his wife are supposed to establish that Cliff has no problem seriously injuring or killing people. Which pays off when he brutally kills the Mansonites at the end
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This flyer bugged me for 7 months. Why would SJP, immediately after 10/7, use paraglider imagery to promote its rallies? Hamas paraglider gunmen had just murdered 360 civilians at the Nova festival. Why celebrate brutality? Why not pretend to hold "peace" rallies instead?
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@AnneNotation pepperidge farm remembers
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@BrianBLevinson
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you can't truly appreciate Heathcliff unless you read it every day
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@BurrisCommaBen That was a Branco cartoon but yes
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Fox News is no longer sufficiently pro-Trump for Ben Garrison
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@BarstoolNewsN -Gun Girl was the president of TPUSA's Kent State chapter -Kent State's TPUSA chapter held the famous diaper protest -It all makes so much sense now
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@meridithmcgraw @WKRG It was actually me, Brian B. Levinson. My name sounded garbled because I was eating matzah made with the blood of gentile babies when I recorded the call
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@JonMarcStanley Perfect analogy. Ireland famously starved millions of British to death just like Russia starved the Ukrainians. For centuries, Ireland has claimed that chunks of Great Britain are actually Irish territory. To this day, Britons are forced to learn Gaelic in school
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@chrissyteigen stop body-shaming the chicken
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@agraybee yeah dawg it's all about defeating authoritarianism. this is the only goal
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@HydrophobicFish Two years have passed between these panels, the first guy may have lost weight and grown a beard during that time
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@Zeddary It may be because their weirdness is directly tied to displays of "traditional masculinity" that are neither traditional nor masculine
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@FrancisTheSailr @BurrisCommaBen "Trump is a fraud pretending to be a great and powerful wizard" is another of Ben's more accurate takes
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@McNaughtonArt Which founding principle is being violated, exactly? The President's right to commit crimes without consequence?
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@DineshDSouza does anyone here actually believe that fascism and white nationalism are "leftist" or are you just pretending to be stupid to own the libs? honestly curious
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@RadioFreeTom Were you aware that the US supplied military aid to Afghanistan during the 80s? I recently learned this from a fascinating documentary called RAMBO III
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@ArmyStrang I am jealous. I read a bunch of excerpts online and every one is beyond amazing
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@RadioFreeTom Saul Goodman has *way* more courtroom experience than Jeff Clark
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@jimpjorps @EWErickson Reading it as, "ONLY be generous to Christians" makes no sense.
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@jimpjorps @EWErickson The point is that you can't always tell who God's people are, so you should be generous to everyone.
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@KrangTNelson don't go chasing waterslides please stick to the dry, empty rides that you're used to
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@michelle_sham Oh man it would suck to be stereotyped and labeled negatively, good thing conservatives never do that
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@Mikel_Jollett But their ancestors came LEGALLY which meant they- -[looks up 19th century US immigration policy]- -were white and just showed up
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@KrangTNelson @HonoredSpirit @willmenaker @leandralynnw The author of this paper is ... Bubble Girl from Diaper Day. She admitted it on this very website. Can't make this stuff up.
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@RespectableLaw you may not like it, but this is what peak hotness looks like
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@boneysoups "We saw you from across the feasting hall and really dig your vibe"
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@aubrey_huff It's extremely fuckin sad that this is who you've decided to be. You were a solid ballplayer with a solid career, you earned the respect of your fans and peers. Just enjoy your life, man you don't need to do this
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@OurShallowState The constant use of "them" and "they" is an obvious tell, and the media needs to discuss it. For 8 months, I was the live-in caregiver for a patient who had a mild stroke that left her physically healthy but cognitively impaired, and that's exactly how she spoke
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@KrangTNelson In other words, sloppy steak guys
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@LesbianCrush10 @Phxstacyvrtis @GualtieriEdward @OfficialSPGB @HillaryClinton the secret service has paid trump-owned properties $60,000 for golf cart rentals alone this year
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@KaitMarieox need pics of you open-carrying an ar-15 into chik-fil-a and pointing it at the cashier when he can't fill the go-cup with "liberal tears"
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@RadioFreeTom "Rarely has anyone betrayed their talent so completely." -Greil Marcus on Rod Stewart
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@jessehawken @robrousseau According to "castle doctrine," if your mom drives you to Wisconsin to wave an assault rifle around in front of a random Kia dealership, anyone you gun down has it coming. Sorry but that's the law
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@Just__Ed @rb218702 @TomiLahren "forgotten" = "intentionally twisted the point to avoid discussing real problems between police and black communities"
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@ChrisWarcraft that's a horrible thing to say. it's "hanged"
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@benschwartz_ In the book, Tarantino establishes that Lee isn't intimidated by Cliff because he's a good fighter, but because he immediately realizes Cliff *isn't* a fighter - he's a killer.
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@robwhisman "Now back to the good part!" will never fail to make me whiz myself
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@BrandyLJensen My fave was when Kiera Knightley was like "I refused to have filters/photoshop used on this magazine shoot!" wow that's extremely brave for someone who's physically flawless
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@Vilkomerson The noise the van makes when it drives through there is the most horrifying sound I've ever heard
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@benkesslen @oneunderscore__ This is not a joke, it's just a statement of fact. I once lived at 48-38 48th St. off of 48th Ave. I also once lived on 31st Road between 31st Ave and 31st Drive
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@sarahkendzior I used to hate conspiracy theories, and now I'm basically a left-wing Alex Jones.
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@brianbeutler The Raffensberger phone call is a criminal act, it could not be clearer. It doesn't matter if you really believe you won, you can't tell the SoS to hand you the election and threaten him with prosecution if he doesn't play ball
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@LesbianCrush10 @Phxstacyvrtis @GualtieriEdward @OfficialSPGB @HillaryClinton the "donating his salary" thing is one of my fave trumpist lines
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@boring_as_heck @charles_kinbote Why... why is Rudy so wet
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@JanetteReedy @DineshDSouza Why did he organize a rally called Unite the Right if he's not on the right?
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@DineshDSouza i mean kessler organized this rally and spencer was the featured speaker. you all definitely know this so you're just trolling, correct?
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@SteveSchmidtSES I made this joke yesterday, you owe me five bucks
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Cawthorn about to go out like Ernst Rohm
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@KevinCow Holy shit I had no idea, and I consider myself a Garrison scholar
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@OliviaMesser hell yeah they are
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@rachsyme Getting a grilled cheese for like $1.50 at this place next to McCarren Park. Scorsese filmed a scene for "The Departed" there
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@Acosta oh he burned down the white house all right... with smoldering handsomeness
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@JanetteReedy @DineshDSouza ah yes this quote from kessler is exactly the kind of thing leftists say all the time
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@ninastarner I was outside a West Village diner at like 11 am on New Year's Day 2012. He walked by and was mobbed by a group of bridge & tunnel girls. He shook everyone's hand, made eye contact, and said something like "Hi, I'm Dan, nice to meet you." Could not believe how nice he was
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@lionel_trolling This is Sixpence None The Richer. Garbage was a different 90s band
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@abughazalehkat Please do not forget to mention Prince Sidon
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@jakeroche @keeltyc @OliviaMesser The message is that the left should shut up about gun control, just like nfl players should shut up about police violence...
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@jaycaspiankang Icarus' father Daedalus invented the wings, this is gonna give kids the wrong idea
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@OurShallowState The context was: he was pointing out a hardcore cultist in the audience who's attended hundreds of rallies, and saying *he* would rather commit suicide than vote Biden. That said, IMHO it's projection: Trump believes his life is effectively over if he doesn't win
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@david_j_roth This 1987 Barry Jones is one of my favorite cards ever, because it looks like he can't remember how to spell his own name.
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@RadioFreeTom @Morning_Joe @MaraGay Yep. She was clearly referring to this kind of shit, and commenting on how people who don't like democracy or pluralism love to call themselves "patriots"
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@maryaliceparks America: where it is both remarkable and rare when a member of the President's family says slavery was bad
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Got my second Pfizer shot while wearing a Rey Ordonez shirsey. Immediately headed to Philadelphia to visit Four Seasons Total Landscaping, get a cheesteak, and watch the Mets win. All to get a "hell yeah" from @david_j_roth
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@drewmagary some guy in my apartment building just had an insanely loud billsgasm, i'm happy for him
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@cd_hooks Here's a fun interfaith gathering in Strasbourg, 1349. You can tell who the Jews are b/c they're the ones on fire
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@MarshallCohen The Zodiac's messages were also full of misspellings, maybe this is a false flag and the FBI should investigate Ted Cruz
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@keeltyc @OliviaMesser It's so confusing. Thank god he wrote "Gun Control" on the drum, otherwise I wouldn't know why it was there
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@SethAbramson What if the movie was shot for him, not for us, and he just forwarded it?
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@cronenburner @isaiah_bb @GarbageApe OK but it's objectively hilarious that he's shown crushing the serpent's head with the wheel of his monster truck
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@ConnorSouthard If you go into a guy's apartment and the first thing you see is a blind bard speaking in dactylic hexameter... gurl, that's a dealbreaker
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Then yesterday, it clicked. The flyers were designed BEFORE 10/7. Their designer expected the paragliders to be symbols of liberation, like the bulldozer crashing thru the fence. Why? Because they expected the gunmen to land in an empty patch of desert.
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@SethAbramson Maybe this was made to reassure him that he's doing a great job and everything's OK, so he wouldn't lose his temper and make things worse.
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@ebruenig How can you listen to "Hotel California" on purpose, I do not understand
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@drewmagary "It's gonna take years for him to fix Obama's mess," said retired noosemaker Claude Goering from the Arby's booth he hasn't left since 1987
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