🐝randon van der Woodsen
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Honestly for two bedrooms and they both have their own bathroom, I would just deal with it.
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I was on the edge the entire time reading that. Okay, so this girl can be nice. 😅🥲
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at 16 seconds did the bread touch the floor??!! health inspector come quick!!
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“I got called a bitch the whole way through it” 😂
Idc what anyone says - Melrose should’ve won!!
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@pocketop
reminds me of when I moved to nyc but couldn’t host because I didn’t have a bed yet but the guy came over and built it once it was delivered lol
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@GayLaVie
Me too! 😭😭 I haven’t even done anything yet but all of these plans are leaving me exhausted af.
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JLo’s new album is so good!! My girl is (and always has been) in love.
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“People can have one hit on accident. You can’t have a whole insane career on accident.”
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it’s my balloon day! 🙈🎈year 33 please be good to me.
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I love being 5’6”+ while pushing a tree against a wall
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@buendiatim33
The key to communication is that the one receiving the message has to not just “hear” what is being said, but also to actually “listen.”
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there’s nothing like celebrating Pride🌈 here in the city! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎 the energy is amazing!! Happy Pride!!
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a year difference between this and the tweet above
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@MarlowNYC
Without sound this still kills me 😭😭 even people who didn’t watch this show knew about this scene damn
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Thinking how last week I was on an island celebrating my friend getting married.
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I’m at Columbus circle and I just witnessed a guy meet his boyfriends parents for the first time and when I tell you that I got all the feels… like it was so cute!
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my first day of working the new job was wfh and the only pic i got was right before a zoom call lol
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Yesterday I gave my two weeks notice to a job that I’ve had for the past 9 years. Still feels unreal but in two weeks I will start a new journey and I’m SO excited!
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my headphones died but “yes, and?” has been on repeat!
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Finally saw Shucked on Broadway last night! Such a great show!! And Tony Award Winner
@thealexnewell
SAAANNNNGGGG yall!!!
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On my way to the airport with 49% battery. Lol. See you soon NYC.
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Idc. Idc! JC Chasez is the best vocalist of the late 90’s/early 00’s. Receipts available upon request.
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work + gym = first full day in soho complete 😌🙂
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In case anyone wanted to know, Vers in HK serves really great tater tots
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all good vibes here on this Monday! (yes, my eyes are open 😁 lol)
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was so ready to go home but now that I have a haircut I feel like I need to go out tonight lol
(oomf liked this pic so I though I’d share)
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right now at 3pm I am finally giving into the fact that I am hungover
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Here to audition for the role of Maria Reynolds
Haven’t listened to the Hamilton obc recording in a WHILE and it’s still 🔥🔥
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